Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

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yes, pretty much every legendary has a super low catch rate, I used 100+ Ultra Balls, like 20 Great Balls and 100 + Poke balls on Necrozma in Sun and had to reset because I ran out of poke balls
I also assume the creator of Wack got sick of those low catch rates because as most of the added in legendary pokemon have higher then 0.4% catch rate outside of some Post game legendaries (Mostly very super spoily so I wont name) There are a few non post game 0.4's but they tend to be stuff like newly added regi's.

While the wiki is helpful; It's not complete, as there are some regi's who are not mentioned in regi isles page, and have some abnormally high catch rate for a regi. (Being around 9.2-9.3%)

Wack is so god damn all over the place, and I love it.
 
having a catch rate higher than 0.4 is a welcome change, pokémon wack has a ton of legendaries right? so the creator probably thought it would be too much to have all of them with super low catch rates
 
having a catch rate higher than 0.4 is a welcome change, pokémon wack has a ton of legendaries right? so the creator probably thought it would be too much to have all of them with super low catch rates
Why Yes, and the next mini update for this LP will be going after one. It is part of what is called the " 'Energy Trio'. " According to the wiki.

Edit: Have a spoiler.

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Too soon Andy?
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Mini-Episode 30-2: We "Coom", we "Swam" we " Catched it's ass".

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Let's start this off by catching a random new fish pokemon I wont ever use, and will jsut wonder trade.

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I know what it's ment to be, but wow. Not every sprite is going to look good. This is one of the cases.
Also just noticed it now but top pectoral fin is colored in a such a way that it blends into the back ground. I don't like that.

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Also joining us for this mini epsiode is the vampire who looks like a christmas tree.

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Accidently kill this one. Nothing new move wise.

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Have we seen the updated sprite for this thing yet? We have now, and I want to kill it.

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: I WUB U, PLEASE CATCH ME.

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And let's hope I never see bootleg bongo cat again.

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This makes more sense with the old sprite.

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This looks more like A bottle got stuck on it. The newer one looks like the bottle is the head, and it's wearing a plastic bag.

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Now to scam some chump out of a better pokemon viva wondertrade.

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What? Oh it's a beta pokemon.

A evolved one at that.

So oringally in the Beta of gold and silver there was a voodoo doll pokemon named Kurstraw, and at level 1 evolve into the thing we got.
How the hell does a voodo doll, and a chinese jumping vampire connect? We may never know., but atleast it's cute.
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Just look how happy it is. It sees everything living as a all you can suck blood buffet.

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I can't take it haveing a "serious" nature seriously when it's goofy face screams. "I enjoy bad edgy fangames unironicly" We are keeping this one for sure.

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Small note: Pangshi only ever have Siphon as a ability, he has no second or hidden ones. That really SUCKS.

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Speaking of sucking, Bat bite is just a better draining move compared to blood suck. Blood suck will drain more if the enemy is bleeding, but I don't think I have even seen a move yet that can cause bleeding, nor can bucket here learn one. So Blood suck is mostly useless for us outside a last resort.

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So this will be our team. Because our main target this time is another legendary we take our higher level pokemon, AND FAT FUCK. I still fucking hate you fat fuck.

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Before we head to the main event, beating the 4th gym made a new trainer spawn in this town.

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We can also buy HPs now.

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We take a ton despite not even haveing any pokemon anywhere close to 200 hp.

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Also a new TM was added to the shop. No idea if this was added in a update or because we beat the 4th gym.

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Also snagging a few of these.

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Back on topic, in the basement of the JM we find this new trainer after beating gym 4.

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For any non degenerates who doesn't follow memes.


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Hah only 2 pokemon, and because he only shows up after gym 4, he shouldn't have any outlandous pokemon right?

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: I am going to need a bath after this fight.
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We are never safe from the way over leveled traps are we.

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Yes that is a hatterene with boobs. The Given name for this assult on the mind is "Slut Hatterene".
I don't even need to pretend like we have even the slightish chance of winning.

If we do ever come back and win this battle. We are rewarded with a Coom Stone. Coom Stone is how we might go off the deep end and evo a slut hatterne. Here the thing that not the only pokemon coom stone will work on. OH NO THERE IS QUITE A HANDFULL. I am only going to spoil ONE of these pokemon for you guys.

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Yes this is something YOU can Evolve a pokemon into thanks to the COOM STONE.

ARE YA COOMING NOW KIWI WHO DIDN'T HEED THE WARNING?

Of couse the game does make fun of these pokemon in the pokedex, so of couse who ever added these things in was self aware, by locking them behind the coom stone. But oh boy it's something you sometimes wish to forget.

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Back in sea side village, we can swim this way and find out what hidden content awaits us.

Also because even deviant needed a dip.

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A few pointless rock islands out here at first. If you keep going we find.

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A boat. A boat you needed to surf to get to? Not the weirdest place, we have found a boat before.

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(know)
My guess is to keep the battle junkie freaks away from everyone else.

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We did beat that level 100 zombie, so I guess we are a strong trainer.

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Sadly this is post game content. So we wont see it for years.
Atleast it be years at the rate I am updateing this LP.

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: But I am rich, and one day will be one of the strongest.

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Disappointed by that cock tease of a ship, we find our first trainer of the update that isn't a overleveled trap.

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Apprently they are also a olympic swimmer. Look at him zoom by.

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This is the " Wet Carpet Roll Pokémon"

The community sprite makes this look like something that isn't abstract art.
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What the hell is this even meant to be? Even knowing it's meant to be a carpet roll, I personally can't see it.

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This wasn't even being close to a fair fight for the enemy. Sure she got par status but we one shot it.

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Sometimes the game just reads my mind.

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While trying to catch the swimmer again to see what he says, we find what I can only assume, is the reason why we don't see any other swimmers this far out. Batties show up a ton in these waters.

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And oh boy they hurt a ton.

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We get fucked pretty hard.
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But it looks like they havn't quite, KICKED THE BUCKET. Sometimes puns are the only way to quell the pain of battles like this.

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Even after healing bucket he dies to this shadow ball.

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Time for cheese.
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I just spam fly to cheese them untill they are lower.

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It took awhile, and we lost almost all of the fly PP do to battie using Spite a lot.

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So it's basicly the ghost of a ship. WHY I KNOW THE PERFECT NAME FOR THIS.

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We now have the ulimate weapon, on the off chance we meet any trainers named "andy".

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They say no pain no gain. On the brightside it's only one ball, and not a full team of six.

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There quite a few islands around here.

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Neat.

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Have you ever thought how weird the rhyhorn evo line is.

We start off with what could pass as a dino. Which then evos into Nidoking's long lost brother, and then finally turns into something that you could pass off as a digimon.

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Just north of there is this.

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Something I have always wondered about moves that dragged out other pokemon is how?

Like is the pokemon just stealing one of your balls and forceing the pokemon out of it.

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What monster left this poor sneil old man alone on this island?

Do you think he lives in this iron mill, and lost his keys in the ocean.

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Curses, only if it had a welcome mat that hid a extra key.

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Directly south is this island.

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Oh look a green circle. Commonly known as a bush.

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If the old man not senil then some one had to have stole the key to his home from him, and threw it here.
Only two ways I can reason why the key is here.

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Let's see what awaits us.

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You see computers.
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But if you ask me, they look like giant speak and spells. That or cash registers.

Spell DEGENERATE. D E V I A N T.

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This brings up a lot of questions. Most important is.
How did he get in if we have the key?

Now we have to question the motives of the old man outside. Did he lock this team wack member in to die, and throw away the key? Is this the old mans son, and he accidently locked him in because he is a senil old fool?

Who the heck knows, because I am being autistic again, looking for meaning in what was likely just put in here to make the place less empty.

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: That's pretty Wack.

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Wanna have a fun little guessing game with me? He has three pokemon. The first one is charizard. I want you to take a guess before going on what his other two pokemon might be, and what is wrong with them. Tell me in the comments if you guessed right. First one to say they got it can nick name the legendary this update. Mind you I have no way of knowing if you lie, so this is purely honor system.

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Weirdly enough this guy doesn't use any mega evos.
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Because this charizard a push over with out a mega evo.
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Despite being slightly under leveled our loli show the overrated lizard who the better fire type is.

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Have you guessed it yet? Once this blastoise poped out I knew what the last pokemon would be.
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Looks like bucket going to be between a rock and a hard place in this match up.

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He can bite us?

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I uselessly use blood suck as a joke because I already know nothing bucket could do would matter.

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Looks like we didn't get even a drop of blood in this bucket.

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I doubt I will ever take bucket out of the box after this update.

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*sad bucket noises*
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: Don't give me that look, I'll jump off a bridge.

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All we need to do is posion it for a easy win. Simple right?

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And scoully flinched.



Image how horrble the taste the poor blastoises mouth must be experiencing. Even if it tried not to, a little of scoully decomoising body is bound to get in there.

Let's get scoully out of here.

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We should be a shoe in for this one. Even with out fly we should be able to do it.

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Before you ask, lots of flitching.


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I have to bright out fat so he can PULL HIS OWN WEIGHT, after all the trouble we went to getting him.

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Of couse we abuse the curse, super power combo.
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His silly chewing on rock hard abbs means nothing.
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We show him who the real Heavy weight around these parts.

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So how many of you guessed that this guy only used fully evoled kanto starters?

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Also correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't under level 32-36 kanto starters impossible? Outside the the horrifying Beta Venusaur we own that looks like it's needed some more time in the oven.

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Let's kill this illegal pokemon, before other trainers figure out this is can be done.

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Even with the wheel chair making us much slower we out speed that which should not exist.

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But it's a very close call, if it wasn't for the 4 extra levels, foxxy would have been out foxed.

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I think I remove sludge for this. This was last thursday so I don't remember too well.

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What next one? Are there more of you somewhere hidden?

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And he is gone. My Head cannon is we murdered him, to keep the secret of the illegal fully evo'ed starters to our self. Deviantart would be that kind of person.

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Aside from that one trainer, and the legendary here this place is empty of non random encounters.

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And HO BOY, let me tell you the random encounters here are a trap as well.

Quick take a guess what level the random encounters should be here based on the trainer we just beat.



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As you Might expect we run like hell.

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Of couse not before trying to sneak in a quick ball for a cheeky high level pokemon early.

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No dice.

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After a few battles we run from, we find the hidden legendary at the very top.

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His catch rate compared to vanilla legendaries is a dream come true.

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: Can you repeat that again? I don't speak AOL dial up.

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This will soon be our new plaything. Looks like what I expect out of a bootleg jojo stand.

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Of couse I try a cheeky quick ball.

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Fun Fact, Bulbapedia the only one of those bottom links that works, and it takes you to the page for Thunder move. Your guess is as good as mine why.

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it's not that strong of a move only 55 power, and sure it's a stab move, but it should be fine.

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The fact she is alive despite being 9 levels lower should show you just how strong she really is.

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Looks like we've been thunderstruck. Good thing we was not in the middle of a railroad track.

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This is our best bet.

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: You can do it foxxy, Me and all the fans have faith in you,

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: And right into the box you go after this.

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Good a move that does nothing and gives us a free turn.

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Just another move it can use to waste its own turn.

Of couse it uses a damageing move next and

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Time to Regi rock his world.
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Atleast it's low HP time to spam balls.

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It's was night time when I was playing so I could abuse dusk balls.
No good because he ate all 7

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And a ton of great balls.

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All my pokemon fainted so I reloaded a save.

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It did not catch it, so I reloaded the save.

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During battle two,

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ARE CHANCES ARE NOW EVEN HIGHER LET'S DO THIS!

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: Ugh, fine I wont box you after this update, come here.


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It took foxxy dying again for us to catch him.

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This is one of the three 'Energy Trio'.

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On the way out I did catch one of the high level pokemon with quickball cheese.

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Wait, they edited this vanilla dex entry? Weird.

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We just caught a eletric type so wondertrade fodder it is.

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We also meet a new fake-mon here as well.

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I didn't mind that I almost fainted all of our pokemon trying to catch it, because that just be a speedy way to the PC. But in the end Degenerates prevail!

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Hey now shitty puns are my job, I don't need help from you game.

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Should we keep it? Or wonder trade it again for something more useful?

You guys can pick.
















 

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Have you ever thought how weird the rhyhorn evo line is.

We start off with what could pass as a dino. Which then evos into Nidoking's long lost brother, and then finally turns into something that you could pass off as a digimon.
I personally always felt that Rypherior ruined the line for me I don't like its design.
Also correct me if I am wrong here, but isn't under level 32-36 kanto starters impossible?
you can catch a really low level pokémon in pokémon Go and then send it over to Home and get fully evolved mons with ridiculously low levels, thats the only "legal" way to get an underleveled Kanto starter at least that I know of
 
I personally always felt that Rypherior ruined the line for me I don't like its design.

you can catch a really low level pokémon in pokémon Go and then send it over to Home and get fully evolved mons with ridiculously low levels, thats the only "legal" way to get an underleveled Kanto starter at least that I know of
I guess Pokemon go, and pokemon home are now canon in wack then. :story:
 
I guess Pokemon go, and pokemon home are now canon in wack then. :story:

The LP is now in continuity with the Reborn and Rejuvenation LPs and their cheap and plentiful ways to lower pokémon levels. Because that's less odious than being in continuity with Go.

And keep the Smoochu, because I want to see what Wack's fire Jynx looks like.
 
The LP is now in continuity with the Reborn and Rejuvenation LPs and their cheap and plentiful ways to lower pokémon levels. Because that's less odious than being in continuity with Go.
That would make sense given the kitchen sink apporch wack has for everything.
And keep the Smoochu, because I want to see what Wack's fire Jynx looks like.
KK, and if you want I can rename it for ya as well.
 
Mini-Episode 30-3: Witch isand, Hidden pokemon, Kidnapping.

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@Fictional Character Aye Aye captain. Black face She shall be named.

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While looking around for stuff I didn't cover. A new ball got added in Gourmand city while deviant was sleepy in a coma. Is there really so many frog pokemon we needed a ball just for them?

What ever, we buy some.

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Turns out there is a hidden pokemon here I missed.

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Only shows up at night, and when I think the second gym is beaten.
So what could be hidden in a HAUNTED mansion?

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Yes A boo. The best part is. If you accidently kill him, he doesn't go away. Catch em to your hearts content.

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I Made sure to bring a low level pokemon so I don't kill it in one shot.

Problem is, none of needled known moves works on pure ghost types.

So I spend a little time leveling it up.

It learns Acupressure, which means

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We don't want this to evo yet.

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It has two diffrent evos both based on moves it can learn.

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For the time being I am aimming for the second one, mostly because I think it fits the theme better.
Anyway after a lot of tiral and error, which I could have skipped, by taking out any of the other 100+ low level pokemon in the box, turns out scully knows a move that didn't instally kiill the boo, so I could catch it faster.

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@Spiteful Crow Welcome to the thread. Enjoy knowing this exists.

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It even sticks around after you catch it.

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Remember how we let our train hold the rock a long time ago? It's boo's rock now.

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Thats very cute touch with the back sprite.
We get him one level

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and he learns spite in place of faint.

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When he levels with the rock, he will evo. But what could he evo into you might ask.

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Why of couse into a king.

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Thoroghly cunning fits king boo too well.
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That ability fits him to a T.

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Back in surfin city see this little bit of rocks here that are hidden?

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If you interact with them right here. And I kid you not.

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You get teleported to a hidden island. I completely understand why this island is hidden.

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But first let's see if there any fish here.

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No nibbles with any of our rods.

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Let's ignore these people for now and look around the rest of the island.

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Some girl hidden up there.

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Nothing behind this mansion.

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Let's see what wild pokemon are here.

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Thats not a pokemon, and yes thats why this place is hidden in such a weird spot. It's all a reference to Higurashi series.

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So of couse, what is the first thing any person who is as unhinged as deviant would do when they see a person, pretend to be a pokemon?
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I spend quite a bit of time seeing what other higurashi characters show up. Shion's smug aura mocks me.

I want to say this now. I've havn't seen the anime since 2008. So aside from like 3-4 characters( One of them being my first waifu.)

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And uh this happened.

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I think nightshade fits king boo over spite. Don't get me wrong Spite is 100% king boo, but I think nightshade fits better.
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I don't have anything to cause bleed, so bloodsuck is useless for us.
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I don't think I make him learn this.
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As funny as gaybowser learning this would be. We don't learn it.

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This is one of the few of these I wanted to catch. I think the encounter rate is like 1% because holyfuck it took over 40+ diffrent encounters to find him.

AND HE THEN HITS KING BOO IN THE FACE WITH THE BAT, AND MAKES US LEAVE THE BATTLE.

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Dick fucking move game.
At this point I got really fed up and looked into the editor. Turns out my waifu rena is technically post game pokemon. I say technically because.

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You have to beat Rika here to unlock Rena, rika, and one other one.

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You already know where this is going.

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Sure you could do this before post game. But realisticlly you do it in post game.
I am half tempted to cheat rena into my party, but I don't want to cheat items/pokemon unless I am forced to show stuff off.
So I wont.

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We already know this place is too high level for us. We might as well get a peak at what we will have to fight in the future.

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You should see a doctor.

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I wonder if this island is at some point going to be locked behind one of the later gyms because holy shit we shouldn't be here.

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No you are just a youtube reviewer.

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Keep Note of the gender.

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Funny thing is I get a burn on it. So I just do the old spam revive tatic till it dies.

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Reminds me of the bee video.


THE BEES, THE BEES ARE HERE. Ah.

I just wanted a reason to post that video.

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Suddenly he is a she. At this rate deviant is becoming less unique, when it comes to having a confuseing gender.

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Good!

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And our laster trainer here.

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

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Oh shit it's offbrand gary oak. SMELL YA LATER DEVIANT.

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Let's try blackface( sounded far better in my head), and see how she does.

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Jesus christ look atthat damage. I know it's 18 levels higher, but this is the unevo'ed form.

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HAH

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Not surpriseing. She just skips the turn.

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We are pretty much screwed as it take almost all her HP to kill it.
So far aside from rika all the trainer pokemons ehre are normal vanilla stuff.

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And then we meet this fuck. I don't even know what he is from. Any weeb reading know what the heck his deal is? It looks like he is objecting to black face.

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I used a hyper potion and well.

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Let's move on to our next location then.

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First time around, we saw something hiding in the water. Now that was can surf let's go check it out.

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Huh that is weird, nothing is here. Gonna go check the editor and find out what the triggers are.

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Has to be both during Night, and on Tuesday, thurdays, or saturday.

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How do you even say that name. Is it ryu-to-li? Or Like ravioli? He looks like flaming raviolis.

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Of couse we have to play by the sufari rules here.

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It doesn't get catch, and THEN FLEES.
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And just vanishes,so of couse using our power as the main trainer we reset the world back before it flees.

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Good thing deviant is not bound by the laws of nature. Wonder what the catchrate is.

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I am fine with that, after all I am still pained by regifuck's catch rate.



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This time, WE THROW A ROCK AT THEM, THAT TEACH THEM NOT TO RUN AWAY AT US.
And she runs away. Well third times the charm.

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Third time I have the wonderful idea of feeding it bait.
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And for some reason it forces us to thow bait two more times outside our control.

But this is where it gets funny.
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First ball after baiting we catch it.

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: Wait all I need to be is nice to a pokemon to catch it? Am I so out of touch?

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: No It's the pokemon who are wrong.

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Wait it's made of lights and not raviolis? Aw man.



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Last on our list of bonus side content is this.

Certain humans spawn after certain gyms are beaten. They ask to join us.

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AS POKEMON.

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You know maybe Making the kid one of our pokemon is a bad idea.

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Doesn't help that I named him that. We've going off the deep end again, the standard for deviant.

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Glow signal has a chance to put the enemy to sleep.

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This kid is anything but Normal.

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NAUGHTY NATURE. oh oh no.

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OH OH OH NO.

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This makes the name I gave it even worse. We are surpassing the deep end at this point, this is lp is heading towards a event horizon of being beyond the level of Deviantart fanfiction.

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So the reason I choose let the kid join is he spawns extra trainers when he in the party.

These trainers are all COPS.

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: You have it all wrong officer he willingly joined me.
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: You have in inside a pokeball, A POKEBALL, HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT.
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: Uh, I don't even know.

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Of couse we send the child out first to explain to the cop how we are not kidnappers, and this is all a mistake

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: What are you doing? YOU ARE ATTACKING THE CHILD.

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I just assume the kid is rubbing the houndooms belly, and petting it.

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: You just killed a child, and you claim I am in the wrong here.

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Anyway as the battle goes on and we let foxy deal with the house doom, the officer pulls the dick move known as Full Restore.

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Magic wand, as you might have forgotten by now. Is metronome but for magic moves.

Magic Menu is also a move that picks from a set of random moves.

In this case it will pick Fire Blast ,Solar Beam ,Hurricane or ,Hydro Pump at random.

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It doesn't kill it but almost does.
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Foxxy is on the edge of dying as well, but lives on a dream of 1 hp. Ending this hound doom.

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Oh no,not that one.
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Of couse the cop would have this pokemon.
One light drain ends it.

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He just vanishes. I think we murdered another person. Thats a bodycount of two now.
I planned to end the update here. But when I flew to surf city and healed up our pokemon.

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We get ambushed by a newly spawned cop trainer who gets us on the way out.

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: Ah the famous Child Kidnapper eh. Have a seat will ya.
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: I DIDN'T KIDNAP ANYONE, HE WILLINGLY JOINED ME.

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: Thats what all the child predators say.

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Time for just the high lights.
Child dies again.

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I get one move offon arcanine before he gets switched out for.

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If at any point these updates seem like a giant shitpost and I am just fucking with you guys. I'm not this is all stuff that can be found in pokemon wack.


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I ws able to get a one fire brush off, and it not only burns it, but also does 75% of it's hp.

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I abuse the hell out of the burn for easy exp.

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And scolly gained a few levels, we getting rid of mud bomb.
we use ryutard to kill the arcanine.

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He also disappares after the battle. Safe to say that a body count of 3 now. I''m am going to box the kid, so i don't run into anymore cops.

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His pokedex entry might be foreshadowing the cops that spawn after we get him.


NEXT TIME. We Move on and go surf up the route to the next city.
 

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Come on, the cops in the main series aren't that dangerous.

I'd love to see where it'll lead, though.

 
Come on, the cops in the main series aren't that dangerous.

I'd love to see where it'll lead, though.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c
Yeah but this is wack, where you can easily accidently stumble into trainers with level 100 pokemon long before you. No telling what manner of shit a daily wack cop has to deal with when even a under age trainer can easily catch/find all manners of mind bending, reality warping crimes against nature.

Don't forget that we was given a egg holding our little juicebox by a random mysterious man.
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Just image what else mysterious men are giving 10 year olds if this is something we got.
 
a kid willingly joining deviant, and being beaten by cops, at his rate this LP is gonna cause the feds to contact Null.
 
The important question is... is the evolution triggered by the Coom Stone?
Thankfully no, just high friendship.

Just thinking of the horrors I found on the wack wiki do to the coom stone still makes me shiver a bit.
Because I know if this was any other fangame, the coom stone would't have been a joke.
 
Lmao love that mechanic of cop trainers appearing after kidnapping a child. Am glad I found about this thread.
 
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