First Let's start off with a little in LP univere head canon why the LP went on break for months.
Deviant hugged juicebox after the gym battle, and fell into coma in the middle of the street, face down.
You may be asking yourself very reasonable questions such as. "Why did no one help deviant."
Image this, you just minding your own business, and you see what looks like a pink hair "girl" face down not moving with this thing standing over her.
I think it's reasonable to say even Sargon would not check on said "girl".
You may also be asking yourself, if they was alone in a coma this whole time, how did they not strave, or any of the stuff you might expect a living breathing person to do.
Very simple answer to that. Being a protagnist of a pokemon game/anime means you are immortal.
Also the game updated a lot more,despite the whole final update thing.
Looking at the wiki, there are Smash Bros fighters now, a few OPM related things. DEMONS FROM DOOM. There a lot of more weird stuff added. Could even be new hidden spots Added in old areas.
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Do to outside game info I know we have to go right here,and not up. I also was on and off playing the game for a few days so don't be surprised by sudden day, and night changes.
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Deviant is far, far worst then a zombi. We more of a zombi 2 or 3. Or by god, maybe even one of the unrelated films called "zombi (input number here)"
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So your title is a lie then?
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It always bugged me how the bird keepers sprit had the feathers floating there.
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It was around this point I remembered I didn't change the team up at all. SO after this fight we switching four of our pokemon out.
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Arods are chumps even if they have a level on us.
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Someone got a level, I think julie becaue of how close her exp was, but this was a day or two ago.
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Shouldn't this be Brod , given this is the second one. Or would a JRPG have it labled as Arod B.
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This sums up a lot of trainers. X but not really.
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We are only keeping the 2hu, and juice box. Rest are taking a rest. Hehehe.
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We are getting four diffrent pokemon and training them up for route 6.
I want to see what Dead girls can do, so she in.
It also gives me a reason to post this song.
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I guess it's A ROUND ABOUT TIME to use this one again. Please feel free to rate this update autistic for that one. I've been waiting for months to do that.
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Eh why not.
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I was thinking of using Beta, but we already have a pokemon in our current party that looks like existing is pure pain.
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Then I spotted Bait got a community sprite. LOOK AT THIS.
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This fucking doofy face. I couldn't help but fall in love with it.
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Anyway I will be spending time in the grass outside the safari building leveling these guys up to the mid to high 20's.
Likely will only show moves learned unless we come across anything intresting.
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Magic version of quick attack.
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We don't need play nice now that our loli is doing this.
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We also wont need curse. She not a ghost, so it's not as useful.
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I have no idea what I wantour little ebola-mon to be team wise, so I am just randomly replacing refresh.
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I also remove pound for sweet kiss.
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Thief, but heart type. I don't even remmeber what I replaced for it. If anything.
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Same for this one. No idea what I replaced with it.
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Oh I replaced attracted. Huh. Wait it learned toxic? I don't even remember this.
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While training in the grass THIS THING SHOWED UP. I asked the discord about it. It turns out I found one of the many roaming cryptid pokemon. Remember how Before I mentioned bigfoot thing. Yeah this is another pokemon like that. Apprently there is also a nessie one.
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Notice the level of my pokemon vs it. No way in hell we could realisticly fight it. Even if we had a move to keep it from running.
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Which we don't.
I have no idea how the hell we track a roaming pokemon in wack.
Is this what ash felt like after seeing Ho-Ho?
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Well let's remember this area is a place it can show up, if I ever plan to hunt it down later.
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I think I get rid of necro.
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Virus quick attack. Huh, does this mean all sick people count as pokemon now?
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Dio doesn't need bind.
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And at level 22 Our loli learns how to SUMMON THE UNDEAD.
Just the bog standard typed Muti Strike move.
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While I don't like this one as much as pre evolve, the coffin looks nice.
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I forgot to get her dex entry, I'll show it next update.
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Meh Not learning it.
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We are learn this one. sounds good.
It was at this point I went back to town and, I went fishing in the water in town.
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Look a new pokemon. Not Sure if this was always here, and I never fished in town, or was added ina update.
Likely the former.
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What? What the fuck does that even mean, or work.
Checking the wiki for this.
| Type | Water |
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| Category | Special |
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| PP | 10 (max. 16) |
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| Power | 60 |
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| Accuracy | 100% |
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If the user moves after the target, this attack's power will be doubled.
So in pokemon Splash's Japanses name is "hop"
I guess you could assume Reverse splash would be Reverse hop. By hopping backwards it's moving, and not just hopping in place thus doing damage.
This is the kind of mental gymnastics I have to take.
Wait Wait Wait. I am trying to understand a joke move in a pokemon fan game, where "CoomStone" is a item.
Oh my Arceus, I might be someone with undiagnosed autism.
I do try to catch it, and I miss a ton of balls.
Doesn't sound like that good of a move.
Of couse a crit; wouldn't be a Update of this LP with out being hit by one.
It's bait's time to shine; as bait.
Looks like our fish is now also ded.
Takes sometime but I do nab it.
Hot damn; look at that WT and HT. Just for sake of comparing this. Leon from Resident evil is also 5'11. He also weighs less at 165Lbs according to the RE wiki. Look at the sprite, it missing a good amount of fishy flesh. So this isn't even it's full WT when it was alive. Once you start taking into context measurements that we get; It gets fridge horror-y. God DAMN IT I AM DOING IT AGAIN. Sorry Sorry guys.
Thank you
@L50LasPak for the name. I hope this was what you was expecting it to look like.
Good bye nightshade, hello loli with the power of all ghost moves.
Ditto with quickspell. I rarely ever used it over Summon Undead.
Who didn't see this coming. Of couse I remove shadow for this.
Deviant should never have such power.
We remove fast punch for a slower fist.
We don't need it, not taking this move.
I don't think I take this one as well.
Heres our current levels after trainning them.
Back at route 6 now that we are getting to the real Meat and Potatos of this update.
I am moving down here to see how many nitwits deviant needs to beat up.
There is around 6-7 in all, and they all in these boxs surrounded by grass. Maybe it's horny jail. *BONK*
That or gay baby jail. Pick which dead meme you want it to be.
In the grass we encounter Zaydolf's signature pokemon. Not sure if the community sprite is new or not.
I HATE THE SMUG SHIT EATTING GRIN.
And it really likes to pound undead underage girls.
AND IT HURTS.
I switch to our most leveled up crutch so we have a chance.
This is going to be one of those updates.
Dream isn't quite dead yet.
I of couse spam super potions to keep her alive. Paint move is just a free turn for us because of Magic bounce She has.
The wording might be bugged, because it would be julie who bounced the paint.
Mandatory Art pokemon move.
I would be super happy we got a crit, but I WANTED TO CATCH IT.
Another I am not too sure if we seen before, or just the new sprite is throwing me off.
Those are the only moves I saw it do before we murdered it.
And because We are no longer just mass training I'll show the level ups again.
After some time of wild battles I do catch a canvast.
All thanks to juicebox.
Look at that smug fucking face.
You know you want to punch the wack out of it.
No fruit or meme is too low, nor dead for us. I have already made this LP dated atleast nine times by now.
@Mary the Goldsmith Thanks for the Names. Don't worry about being bad at naming. Look at some of the names I gave pokemon. You can not do any worse then me.
We name it Paintdolf. Because nazi based name puns never get old. Right?
Not a fan of prisy, No idea why.
I also didn't heal before this.
It was mainly useing flash vs dead. Must be a discord mod. HEEEEY OH!
The eyes of it looks like it's stoned.
I do catch it; sololy for the dex.
Don't planning on using or naming it, it's just going in the box for now. If any of you want to name it, or want me to use it. Do tell me
Feels like sometimes we are just picking up trash, someone left.
Not a fan of this move. Atleast, not a fan when it's being used on me.
It has a 50% chance to do this.
Since we are also all about dead memes.
AURORA FLASH? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of wack? Localized entirely within your moveset.
Another one just caught for the dex.
Are they like angels, or do they like them. It could be interpreted both ways.
Need I say more?
I am not going to trade any of the pokemon we just caught yet. This is going to be 3 spare Arods, and a canvast I caught for this.
Mexican bootleg of Rufus.
Speaking of smash fighters. Ridley was according to the dex numbering added before smash related fighters. So we sadly did not get anything from smash.
This is his second form from Other M.
Looks like the sprite was based directly on the concept art.
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Lastly we get a digimon. Not just any digimon. We get the ROOTEN TOOTENEST SHOOTEST digimon.
And the name; with the fact he a gun.
JUST PERFECT.
and into the box with you to forever be forgotten.
I still don't understand why there is a water version of arcanine.
Good old standard Intimidate. I swear that is the most common ability.
Huh? Why does it know a fire move. If this was the normal version I would understand. BUT IT'S A WATER TYPE. So from what I can tell, it's just has standard moves the normal version has.
Wouldn't mean being typed as water is worse version?
Another Box warmer pokemon.
Even the pokedex entry is just vanilla arcanine.
THE FIRE THAT BLAZES WILDLY WITH IN.
What I like the most is the face.
Looks like he is so hyped up on pills he is zoned out. I love it. You could say he is hopped up on Rid-a-lin.
JOLLY NATURE
All moves that fit ridley.
YEEE HAW PARTNERS THE FRONTIER IS HERE IN WACK.
Why he is just a modest sheriff doing his job to keep those no good scoundrels from terroristing dis here town.
Couse he is also the fastest six shooter this side of wack, got to be when you are keeping da peace.
REVOLVER AS A MOVE. HE SHOOTS THE ENEMY POKEMON. WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE.
I havn't seen any digimon anime since tamers ended in 2002. So I have no clue if deputymon; speaks like a typical cowboy. GOD GOSH DARN I WILL HEAD CANON THE FUCK OUT OF IT SO HE DOES. YEE HAW!
Ebola shit is out, School shooter digimon is in.
I also forgot to see what this guy when we talk to him again.
Atleast it's not a midnight train that going ANYWHERE!
It's Cowbows vs fedoras.
Revolver is a mutihit attack. Like bullet seed,and that rock move he knows.
It's a okay move. Not the best vs this guy, but god damn it HE A GUN THAT SHOOTS SMALLER GUNS, I must spam the move.
When it hits all 5 of the shots it do a ton of damage. Kind of sad the dev didn't make do up to 6 shots rather then the standard 5. That would have been a cool detail.
Also Crawl kicks the bucket.
Loli will finish up the fedora.
Of couse After I revive the gun so he gets exp.
My fucking ass it's not.
We gun down this loli eatter.
That might be a problem .
Yeah normal revolor does shit damage vs this guy.
Let's see if this does any better.
Even only one level off Fear move can do half or more of our HP.
He lives with a tiny bit of HP even after one of the hits crits. His next move almost kills us as well.
Look at how close before we bit it. If he died it would have been HEARTACHES BY THE NUMBERS.
This whole route just full of misfits like Deviant, but far far stupider. This guy doesn't even tell a story.
I googled juggaloo and all that came up was people misspelling juggalo. This guy could use some fanta.
It's so small that the sprite is under crawls HP bar.
It can shoot us back
And do what ever the fuck this is.
It's no push over. Even if the recoil did about as much as crawl did,
Okay juicebox, you are down five levels, wont last more then one attack. WORK YOUR MAGIC.
I still love you juicebox even if you do happen to mostly be useless.
Julie does far far better. Even if she does Bites the dusto.
Of couse there is only one way to end such ant of a enemy with dio.
I think i got rid of focus because I never use it.
Here a fun fact about all these trainers. After you beat them, and leave the route. If you come back anyone you beat is spinning REALLY FAST.
This is before I beat the third guy, but I only felt like bring up the spin now.
What? A perfectly normal reponse from a trainer? Here I thought everyone here was stupid.
Time to pick on a nerd pokemon.
Hah mega drain should be that bad.
Ahhh fuck.
Just got to apply gun harder.
Suck this revolver all ya want, because you are only going to get hot lead.
Time to make it feel a phantom pain, wait thats MGS. Fuck.
Really honest here. We are under down 8 levels here, and we did that much. Thats pretty good.
One cheery bomb does him in .
One bullet seed kills the loli .
Let's try this julies strongest move.
ROUNDABOUT DID MORE DAMAGE, AND IT WAS 8 LEVELS LOWER.
What the fuck even is my team of pokemon.
This turns out to be her real strongest move vs this guy. so strong.
The enemy has to resort to doing berry cannibalism.
Also julie gets killed.
At some point I revived crawl. I would screenshot it, but look at what number this screen shot is. I'm trying to cut down on the size a bit.
Thats like 1 hp left. You know what this means for crawl?
I guess you could say he had his cerry poped.
Look at this chuck of EXP he got.
Yeah baby, two levels.
Hey now, I don't play competive smash.
(in)
Nice to see another person of questionable gender.
Oh. Oh no
Face of discord mods.
The lower part of the face looks mismatched.
The standard moveset of a crab.
Also dead keeps missing a lot.
The one time it uses slash is just to salt my butter.
Two can play at the super effective game. Slow fist is a time typed move.
As we all know from the type chart; time is 2x effective vs bug. What you didn't know Crabs are bugs? They in the same family known as Arthropod. Atleast this is the reason I think it's bug typed.
Why does the game do this to me.
It's this goofy fucker again. It was a long battle. Too bad non of it matters because.
Right after I beat it I ACCIDENTLY HIT THE RESET BUTTON (f12) when trying pressing Print screen for the screenshots. Sorry for my incompetence. Atleast I saved right before the battle.
Crawl shoots it down in 2 rounds, the second time around.
I like this one, they was sweet in the end, and not some overblown OVERLY AGREESIVE IT'S MAM. Aside from the opening lines. Not too sure about how deviant might feel about being called some strangers. "darling".
: Thanks for the offer, but never happening.
The funny thing is, compared to the people we have met this guy is in the top for smartest so far.
The bar is seriously that low.
Remember pagie pokemon? This is what it turns into. Typical Monster book.
Time to show this book, that crawl was schooled in america, and can't read,
Should have seen this one coming. Like the myth of the bible stopping a bullet.
Yeah we are pretty fucked.
It doesn't help crawls keeps only 2's out of 5 possble hits.
But I have potions to keep crawl high on HP. In other words unless they crit with a hard hitting move. We should be able to slowly potion cheese.
MFW
I have no faith in you, but You should be able to maybe tank one attack.
Let's slowly fist em.
Aw yeah baby.
It's going to be one of those trainer battles isn't it.
Look at that damage we did almost beat this fuck. Julie SHOULD be able to take one hit even if she takes super effective damage from 90% of types,she only one level off. I have faith she wont job on us.
Go Go Gadget holy shit. How bad are my pokemon? It's just one book.
Forgot to mention envelope is one of those trapping moves.
We do kill it and julie gets a level.
Too excited by beating that paper weight I didn't screencap the stat gains.
We get rid of extrasensory I think for hex.
We are at the last mon to battle for this update.
Awww how cute; it's hugging juice box. That snake going to fall into a coma after this battle.
This move is from one of the OPM guys added to the game.
Releases the energy cumulated in fight, dealing 50xthe number of spheres gathered
In other words USELESS FOR US.
Too bad I used the crawling in my skin video already. Because it perfectly sums up how I feel.
Wonder how much summon undead might do to it.
Anyone got the math of what are the odds I would be hit by this many crits this fast?
We use her just to use a revive.
Time to super potion spam.
yeah 1/4 his HP = not effective. That just how good hitting all 5 shots are.
This one kills it.
: No but your high crit chance does.
I would end it here but I have one last thing for you all.
Big thanks to
@Mary the Goldsmith for the idea I am stealing from her LP. I'll be using debug menu just to show off Shiny colors for our pokemon, as well as use it to find hidden stuff in each map.
You know so I don't have to spend a hour humping every wall, and tree for hidden items and pokemon, or maps.
Oh and I am only SHOWING the shinies. I wont keep any shiny,that we do not catch/trade. This is purely just to see stuff I would be otherwise unable to show.
He has no shiny color.
Juicebox looks even more sad now that he no longer crying blood.
This one hurts the eyes.
Hehehe still goofy as hell.
Looks like a robot now.
Here the item menu. LOOK AT ALL THE CHARIZARDITES It surprises me everytime I see it.
On that note,that be the end of this update. It took a few days to throw this together sorry about that. My ambition for longer updates got the better of me again.
