First we are going to need our team of 6, let's see what you guys picked.
@WendyWheelchair with Bootleg magic eevee OC.
Still missing a name, you guys can name him when ever.
@Questionable Ceviche CHOO CHOO CHOOSED THIS ONE.
@L50LasPak Dumbass disappoints me this update. So the name is a good pick.
@Approx. 59 Robins Likes cute little bottle.
@Love_Machine011 May or May not be regretting my evo choice for swirlx
But who will be our last pokemon you might say. I need to first go catch it Again.
Now I normally wouldn't go out of my way, but I made a expection this one time because if you guys remember waaaaaaay back when. I already caught munchlax before, but wondertraded that one.
@weedsneaker13 You named it that as a joke, but god damn it the one trainer battle I use it in, it lives up to being as much as boogie as one migtt expect.
ALso used a friendball because according to the offical pokemon wiki itt evo's by friendship.
We give Oleg the item he needs to evo on his next level.
Let's abuse this tiny helpless page.
BY THROWING A MOTHER FUCKING TRAIN AT IT. I don't understand how a train Summons a train to not only crash into the enemy, but also looks like it's heading TO THE MOON.
Anyway It's training time, I'm cutting out all the levels for this bought of training. Otherwise we have like what, 100+ screen caps of me pretending like you guys want to see a wall of X leveled up, and stat gains. I will show what moves our team tries to learn, or does learn.
How does a train use quick attack? Does it just charge at the enemy?
I think I got rid of quick attack for this.
I get rid of odor sleuth, we fighting rubber not ghosts.
I made sure he learned this one, Free Heals are the best.
Image a train Chaseing you down as you try to flee. Yeah Flyn has no mercy.
Goodbye pursuit hello Better Harden.
Apprently this is a new move? I couldn't find it on the pokemon wiki,just a fan game wiki. (Not Wack wiki mind you.) Can't think of many pokemon that this would be good on.
My guess is that while Unown B can learn this move, he likely be useless for him. Unless unown B have been putting on weight.
While we are at it, let's look at some Dex entries I forgot to show.
Why use the word for french maid? At this point Maid, and meido are hand in hand. Google both words under image search. The only thing Meido has over the normal word is it's 90% anime girls.
I want to be honest with you guys. I don't think I want to know what the Evo's might look like given the Offical evo's for bounsweet has been memed to hell and back as being the THICC pokemon. God only knows how they try to top that.
I kind of fucked up, On route 5 I accidently trigged a trainer close to the start of the route where I was grinding. I missed capping what she said.
It does okay damage and then boosts flyn's defense.
Yes flyn is a tanky mother fucker. Look at the levels medicham has on us, and we only took 19 damage.
Took a train crash to a face like a champ. Medicham a JOJO.
Yeah that was a mistake taking oleg out.
Fuck.
Swirlx is a good girl isn't she.
I don't have boogie learn this. We all know boogie never recycles anything, but his own content.
Paper cut the pokemon.
A Paper monster using glass, okay.
Wow that hits like a truck.
But we hit like a truck back.
Rip our eevee bootleg.
It doesn't do much
Our attack on the other hand ends it.
All we need is a focus sash and we can pull the old cheap bullshit tatics.
Why does so many people want to fuck a trap. Mind you the offical age for our trainer is 18, but still find it weird how Trap Kink is so common.
Neat as it sounds I'll pass.
Oleg got his level that means it's time for his evo.
WHAT? Look at that, How does It turn into that. As much as people might make fun of vanilla pokemon evo's few of them ever get this outlandishly in how A turns into B.
Fucking dragon pokemon, am I right?
HAhahahha, I just noticed the highly curious line. Thats really funny considering the dex entry I'll show off in a bit.
Pretty good bump in stats. Also Rough skin ability. Really? Sure his body has a few spikes on it, but I wouldn't really consider his skin to look that rough.
Let's look at some more pokedex entries I missed.
That is one thicc waifu when it comes to weight.
Isn't this our first cyber pokemon? Neat Guess we are the rival from TemTem Now.
Thats why I found it funny. Of couse highly curious pokemon got it's head stuck in something.
Also this entry completely Glosses over the fact it was a living bottle. Nah fam Clearly it was a dragon who got it's head stuck in a bottle. Feels Like temtem levels of Nonsense. Despite this being before temtem.
Despite all my gripes it looks prety good.
Sorry steamup, but Giving how there been no steam moves I am replacing you with slam.
You might ask yourself. "Chuckles how does a train slam in the context of pokemon move." I think we thinking about it wrong way. Clearly we are not the ones doing the slam.
Only way I can explain it given what slam move desc says.
We must be by some unseeable force (Maybe god) Being slammed into the enemy. Sadly no animation so it's pure head canon, but GOD DAMN IT I'M RUNNING WITH THAT.
HELL YEAH, If we get lucky and get the stat raise we can do the old Baton pass cheese to one of our better pokemon.
Not getting these moves, I have my terrble plan for dumbass and we are sticking to it.
Good by rapid spin, we are replacing it with tech/train version of quick attack.
And with that We have all the levels we need IT'S TIME TO HIT THE GYM.
But let's set the party up with held items.
And we give boogie the left overs.
We can't move up. IT'S A INVISBLE MAZE GYM, WHY IS THE RUBBER GYM THE INVISBLE MAZE GYM?
AND INVISBLE TRAINERS. My god what does this have to do with rubber?
Oh good a trainer name TIGHT in a gym all about rubber.
Of course the one that looks like a penis what other pokemon would it be.
The jokes write themselfs here.
This one killed it.
And the second pokemon is, Another one just one level higher. Yes the girl with two rubber dildos in a gym.
This should be a CAKE WALK.
The enemy used screw driver but this time.
It caused confusion, Which you can't blame swirlx for being confused. It just got fucked by a dildo atleast three to four times it's own size.
Oh Uh, Yeah looks like this battle just got HARDER.
Yes sing a high note that should do something to a Penis.
Oh. Oh, Our good girl killed it with song? Okay. Wonder what song it sang to turn it off.
Not really.
And we find another invisble trainer as we try to navagate this maze.
The One lone male trainer in this gym, and he is a nerd. But he not a normal nerd HE A SUPER NERD. Must mean he is into MtG, and DnD.
Oh God no,I'll take the dildos over this pink fucker. Don't qoute me on that.
You think this being made of rubber would have the train bounce off it, but no it's super effective.
Maybe it's just a pink gimp suit.
Well fuck it licked leavers, Might as well switch him out.
I am sorry what?
Okay Head canon time, The ball bounce off oleg and hit the rubbero right back in the face, It had nothing to do with his skin.
Notice the sliver of HP the enemy has, and what happen last time it used this move.
Good job, you played yourself.
You surprised me, with how awful you was.
Don't get me started or I will start making shitty jojokes again.
I also head back to the pokemon center and heal the party.
HON HON HON.
Oh No another one with two, please don't be another two dildos.
Oh, This one I think is new. Neat.
SLAM-A-JAMMING.
Hahaha Kings rock is coming in handy.
I still dislike berries mid battle, but potions are fine.
Water gun is more fitting then you might think.
Because it's about as effective as shooting one at a train in real life.
This is so unfair for the AI, let's change the pokemon we use.
I like to think now that the train is gone, it pulled out a gun to shoot swirlx.
Everyones a gangster till the enemy is a MSPaint train.
Nyuk nyuk nyuk looks like swirlx is moe, and floatube is curly.
Because that fucker is dead.
Now that all that training is over I'll be showing the levels.
Train gets gains that are in line with a train, aside from speed.
Let's send in one of our pokemon I've havn't used yet.
"What's up, ladies and gentlemen of YouTube - Boogie2988 coming at you live, once again, through the power of the internet... "
Thats the evo form of the other pokemon, and it looks rather rad.
You can tell this is when boogie lost a bit of weight.
Because otherwise it would have Been a oneshot.
Hah Low hanging fruit.
Thats not good.
Quick boogie show me you are not useless and pick a good move.
God damn it boogie.
You had to pick a bad move.
Thank god the enemy attack didn't do much.
Woah holyshit boogie you was a jedi this whole time?
Didn't do much despite the name.
This time metronome does something very boogie like.
AND GET THIS while the game didn't crash, AND MOVE DID NOTHING AND WASTED MY POKEMONS TURN.
Thanks Boogie you prove to me despite the name being a joke, you are just like the real one.
Next time I use it.
GOD DAMN IT BOOGIE.
BOOGIE WAKE YOUR FAT ASS UP!
BOOGIE THE ENEMY POKEMON CALLED YOU MEAN NAMES ON TWITTER!
Boogie?
Holy shit, call boogie mean names and he goes off on ya.
Here the funny part, each hit did maybe 2-3 damage at most aside from the last hit which was a crit.
So boogie was likely slapping the enemy over and over. AND HE STILL FAILED TO KILL HIM.
COME ON BOOGIE THAT MOVE DID DOUBLE DAMAGE AND YOU STILL FAILED TO KILL IT.
This can go one of two ways.
One is boogie for some reason made the enemy fall in love with him, and broke her heart.
Or Boogie was doing the old POOR ME act on twitter and the enemy fell for it hook line and sinker.
Sorry No idea what the fuck that says, or means if any of you want to enlighten me, and the rest of the thread, and somehow tie it into the boogie feel free.
"I've defeated dragons, I've taken down giants, I've fought gods. So you enjoy your one life, buddy. And I'll enjoy my thousands."
SHAKE BABY, SHAKE, BUT I WONT QUAKE. -Serious Sam.
Sadly I do.
One more quick stop at the Pokecenter and we are ready to do this.
I feared this would be the case given this was the first stupid joke I would think of if I was making a fan game like this, and it had a rubber type of gym.
This is a low point story wise, not like that is really too hard given the bar wasn't set that high.
: Like Yasssss my livestream will love me more when I totes win.
: Kill me, you are the type of person I find insufferable.
MG dying on stream would boost my views, like totally do it.
I don't hate the sprite.
This boss has already made me TIRED.
It always surprises me how train crash doesn't do as much damage as one might expect.
Ouch that thing hit hard.
Bunker crash killed it.
Let's change it up some and each new pokemon we send in a new pokemon as well.
Oleg can handle this fucker, After all IT'S A DRAGON. One of the types that are super powerful.
What? Already? God damn it. We might lose Oleg, he might be a dragon but fucking mega's man.
Fuck I am gonna need a song to cope.
That should help me.
Oh no it's mega evo'ed INTO MSPAINT. We got to put the poor thing out of it's misery.
Got to make sure it's Defense is lower to make up for it being a mega.
I was cutting it very close on that last attack, Look how close he is to dying.
But hot damn look at how much we did.
Playing it safe rather then taking a risk and losing Oleg.
Look how close that one hit was to killing oleg AT FULL HP.
Rubber ray + MegaRF is no joke.
Looks like the gym leader has the same Idea as me.
I would normally say. "Great Minds think alike." But I shudder to think that thing we call a "Trainer" Thinks anything like me.
Still playing it super safe you never know what shit.
Might pull, ahh shit.
Bahahahhaa. What are the fucking odds that this is one of the rare times a enemy misses.
Okay I am gonna risk it, we can surive 2 of the 3 moves it uses, here hoping it's not the ray.
HAH SUCK IT.
Thats the hardest pokemon they had down, all thanks to oleg.
Our good girl swirlx can handle this one.
Now swirlx wont miss, not that she missed that often anyway.
Okay swirlx pull a fairy version of juicebox and surprise me.
Okay not what I expected, but maybe it's good.
About half thats a pretty good pick.
Now i just need anot-
Oh? I didn't use poof, is dae dance a move that hits two turns in a row?
Apprently?
Awww how cute, Swirlx tuckered herself out playing with the enemy.
Whos a good girl, you are.
You are my favoite unoffical dog pokemon.
Oh a new type of eevee.
Here the meme strat plan.
We going to use rubber power and get stat boosts.
Or not and the enemy used rubber ray.
Let's try this again next round.
I said LET'S GET THE STAT BOOSTS.
Still did not get it, we should be fine given rubebr ray wont oneshot us.
Everything is comming up MillHouse.
Okay let's hope we go first do to quickclaw and get rubber power off.
Fuck, well it's not all bad.
It's far far worse then bad. FUCKING CRITS.
Well the baton pass meme is dead now, might as well just do step 2.
Ouch we both hit each other for a lot.
But as long as we go first we should easily win in one hit.
Fuck.
But we just hold on to do a slash.
and end this.
No just no.
Nice we got rubber ray now.
Sometimes I wish there was a bridge I could throw this gym leader off of.
We also find another invisble trainer over here.
We use bunker crash twice and win.
We don't learn what is pretty much Harden but better because bunker crash is better.
Just give me it and never talk to me again.
Well thats it for this update, I hope you enjoyed it, next time we do route 5.
