We are starting with Looking at a pokemon I forgot to show the stats for.
I would hope it only takes damage from attacks. Would be kind of weird to have a pokemon cough and This rug kneel over dead.
Turns out Walking in and out of the building makes him done reviving the fossil you give him.
One trip to the corner PC later and
Yes
@Coelacanth you don't have to worry about being disappointed in me yet.
Makes it sound like a sphinx and ant combo. It's not.
@Coelacanth Yes Jello has been named now. And it's I guess a god in a way. We'll get into that.
And Into the Box where this Joke will be forgotten forever.
Look at this cute little guy. Rivals JuiceBox in Innocent cuteness.
Scary face? This little guy? HAH.
Summons a comet. Damn.
Take a note of that typing. Divine. Doesn't that mean Jello is a god? How many more gods/eldergods will Deviant get?
Near Death? Sounds onminous.
Oh. I wish I knew the range on the power. How much %HP = how much power.
Otherwise cool move. BTW according to bulbapedia Japanses name for fainting is
near death .
Let's look at some of the trainers we skipped over in the desert.
This Bitch wants to kill us.
Oh a Pinsir?
Should be easy Levels for Tim.
Oh and one small note. This fucker KNEW GUILLOTINE. Yeah It knew the level 50 move.
It also knocked one of the pokemon out Don't remember which, Just pretend it was the one you hate the most.
Neat.
This isn't like a joke line or anything. From hear on out She will track across the desert Just to follow you around. Neat little detail.
Just how old are you? Don't tell me you are that immortal guy from X and Y. That the right gen right?
Uh? Sure? I'm not sure if I am really the right person to ask given My team exists as mostly a Joke against Arceus.
Jokes On you I don't have any.
Pikachu and Eevee.™
Oh Shit he so cool.
Oh Shit he has the newest pokemon game. We are so fucked.
HAHAHAHA Who am I kidding Skree cleans up everything because the rest of the party is under leveled, and Juicebox is Juicebox.
Oh NO TWO SWORDS. Swords akimbo? What Maybe Duo Wielding. Anyway it's Touhous turn to get Power leveled.
Could be worse, It could be a BAD APPLE.
When I think of a shockwave move I don't think of the moon nor would I call it bad.
Who needs double team, NOT ME. I run on memes, dreams, and joke teams.
WOAH WOAH WOAH GET THE TOUHOU OUT OF THE CAR NOW.
Yes This move desc isn't a joke I edited in or anything, it really says Niqqaz. When I think of racism touhou isn't the first thing I picture.
This MS paint ghost knows slash.
and take down.
And every time you hit it, it's attack power raises.
You are making me blush in a No homo, Maybe Homo way Depending again on what ever the fuck our gender really is.
So why did a trainer with no flying pokemon give us a flying type move again?
I like this guy.
Makes sense.
Jello a Naruto ninja now? SAND TOMB, SAND BURIAL!
And once we beat him he does turn into a pokemart shop.
What?
What? Is a tuber named what doing this close to the desert?
You might be wondering why I don't pick this up. It's pretty bad for skree.
So His passive doesn't work on zombie types. So by making them zombie types I'm just making it harder on myself.
He just turns into a pokemon after the battle. What indeed.
Uh Sure?
Oh Hey more stones for old gen starter pokemon.
Yes He also turns into a plant for some reason.
Inside the house to the left of the Megastone oldman is this guy.
He not Wrong I love free TMs.
Tony the tiger once had a twitter, then the furries found out, and he no longer does.
If we check this house.
Looks pretty average.
Whats do funny?
Ok. I'm going to raid your fridge.
What? Who? WHY IN THE FRIDGE?
I didn't. I was looking for hidden Mons. But who?
Yeah WE FOUND BOWSER.
Of course skree is first and he gets triple kicked in the face.
And gets Triple shotted by it. BOWSER DOESN'T FUCK AROUND.
Glowstick was already Fainted because I didn't stop at a pokemon center. I wasn't expecting a Hidden mon fight.
DO IT DO IT.
Guess who Bowser (Curb) Stomps. Does this mean Bowser is more powerful then a lot of touhous. Hmmm.
We going to Keep our defense up with That Iron move that raises defense.
But shit Bowsers been to space already IT'S BEEN INFECTED WITH CAPTIALISM.
One last Space for poor old tim.
Jellos turn to try to stand up to the mighty bowser.
So this is how I was hurting bowser. Skree infected him turn one and it been whittleing away his HP.
Turns out You can spread that Infection BACK TO YOUR OWN POKEMON If they are not zombies.
It got out of the ball.
Sadly the Infection killed bowser.
BUT Don't worry.
I load my save and do the fight again this time Using a friend ball.
And
Does this mean we are friends with bowser?
Wait does this mean Bowser is canon in Gen 7?
But what are we gonna name Bowser?
Hmmmm I'm gonna need some Help.
@BusyMaribo Thanks for the name.
I Didn't capture his stats because I am saving using him from when we can EVO him into a certain Internet Art fad.
Yeah That was something alright. Some of these I have nothing to say. You just got to sigh and move on.
Also Weirdly hidden behind this tree in sidetown is This TM.
We wont do any trainer battles on route 4 YET. I am heading this way for a certain Item.
And On our way to the Item I want we find this thing.
That a New Mega EVO.
According to the Wiki this is how we get a Rubber Eevee encase any of you want to see one.
Uhhh.
And this is why I came this way. EXP SHARE.
Now I can set it and forget it on one of our mons.
Out of all of our Mons I use the 2hu as a test subject for it,
Oh Hey.
Oh Neat another custom move.
Glowstick doesn't like taking a Tim Curry to the face.
You know what Let's see what Juicebox does.
You Can do it little guy.
JUICE BOX NOOOOO. Don't randomly summon trains. Please Juice Box. This is the stuff that makes me question if you are as cute as you look on the inside.
Okay That Less weird and depressing.
And thats just weird. Humid Ray? Is It just a Ray of Moist air? WHY WOULD YOU MOIST THE AIR JUICE BOX?
I don't remember which pokemon these stat ups go to.
Yeah That head is a bit cut off at the top. Let's not go that way.
And that Girl is stalking me.
A gen 7 Ditto? Okay.
These weird Gen 7 and 8 versions always makes me check the offical pokemon wiki to see if they real or fake.
LOOK IT JUST DITTO WITH HAIR? WHY GAME FREAK.
Like Gal force Move this thing has numbers behind it.
Nothing weird here it's very vanilla.
Here a Fun Fact about this. Like the Broken Beak guy, there is no flag to make him stop giving to a power belt when ever you talk to him.
NO BAD 2HU No Learning Charm, I wont let you try to be as cute as JuiceBox.
Hmm I wonder what 100 looks like.
CHA CHING.
Are you guys ready to find out Why this update too so long.
ARE YOU READY FOR A SHIT POST MEME.
Yeah 9001 of them. For anyone wanting to know how long that took.
It was about 3-4 seconds per a power belt ON TURBO MODE. If I spammed pressing enter. Otherwise it could be anywhere from 4-6 seconds.
One of you guys can figure out how many hours that is.
We also see this mon when walking in the desert No idea if new or not.
Sadly Our max money is Under a Mill and I sold all 9k of them.
And Because I made that God awful shitpost Yamcha getting put into the day care for free EXP.
If I remember.
And fuck it let's catch one of those creeper Pokemon that one trainer had WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BACK.
@Diabeetus I hope this is what you expected it to look like. Thank you for the name.
Why Does it have a nugget?
Why does it have posion touch? I was hopeing it have a custom ability to explode when it's hit.
And Yes It has self destruct.
Don't quite get the fake tears.
MR Krabs is that you?
OH GOD IT'S A EVO OF THE FIRE STARTER.
AND IT HAS A GUN.
Oh It's spraying ash? Doesn't sund like it hurt.
Got Dick Stuck in Magman.
We've seen it You know the deal. Wake up slap spam.
Okay Juice Box Do something cute.
NOOO I SAID CUTE. THAT SOUNDS DEPRESSING.
VIBE CHECK JUICEBOX.
Wait isn't this too low of a level for it to know that move.
Oh yeah why is it purple as well? Shouldn't it be blue.
Ewwww.
Please Stop telling me that as I walk away.
Let's find out what this thing is. We skip pass it last time do to Super Low HP Pokemon.
I don't think it knows any Per Say. It knows metronome but rarely uses it.
But it wont stop me from.
Wanting to KILL IT TO MAKE IT GO AWAY.
JUICE BOX USE A MOVE THAT KILL IT.
Sure but something a littlemore damageing?
Okay Thats better.
So The enemy used metronome Maybe it was Doing what Juice Box does.
But Yeah RNG landed on BoomBox.
JUICEBOX NO THAT MOVE IS BROKEN.
Fuck it catching it will end this quicker.
No Name yet, not till the person in this thread I bugged about a name, nick names it.
We've seen it before.
Come on Game give us new wackmon.
And wave them like I don't care?
Why this pokemon?
Just a Prank Bro.
Anyone remember hearing about that Fake event gangar with this move and others that made it super racist.
Weirdly his sprite changes to that, and we are unable to talk to him.
And Lastly let's see what this guy is all about in that Cave All the way EAST.
Oh But that be too good if he said more.
Uh thanks?
And Poof he gone like that.
I'm ending it here. Sorry it took so long for that DBZ shitpost.