Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[Zaryiu2]

When ever the time cums, to nickname a new coom abomination, I'll make sure to hit ya up.

Wtfisthis seems an appropriate nickname

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I am working on the next post. Mostly been on a hiatus do to just how mind numbing boring and long the upgrade cave is, and normal burn out you get.

Here a random trainer we fight in the cave. He is a reference I did get.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Almost done Getting all the screencaps for the next update, just uh Yeah this happen in a battle. Apparently Some kind of bug with Mind reader being used by the shedninja, during zipper using fly, causing zipper to be both stuck in fly, never getting another turn, and shedinja missing all his attacks.

This caused a soft lock, because shedinja doesn't take recoil damage from struggle.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

I never ceases to amaze me how the devs have managed to break this game, especially since essentials has most of the stuff pre coded so you don't really need to touch any of that.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I never ceases to amaze me how the devs have managed to break this game, especially since essentials has most of the stuff pre coded so you don't really need to touch any of that.

There a a pokemon way later in the game so buggy it apparently can't even attack most of the time, because the move it trying to use just prints out a error message, and ends its turn.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

(You can skip this if you don't care who is on the team) Pre-Episode44: Training montage, or would it be a Candy mukbang?

Spoiler: This is not the update, just using this so I wont go over the limit of pictures for the update, if it ends up too big

(small note I going to stop showing moves from level ups, unless we.

A. Take the move.
B. It's new.

First off Zipper We going to give him a dragon scale or what ever the hell that evo item is called. By leveling him up with it

He turns into a ender dragon. What did you think ender dragons hatch from a egg into a baby dragon or something? Get that Canon shit out of here.

Next up is our melformed creeper. If we level him up after giving him ton of love and car- Ahahhaa Who the fuck am I kidding. We abuse the fact leveling up even by rare candies gives him some friendship points so it maxs out.

Would this been a teen creeper? He went from happy to sad. It likely knows how little we care for it. That or it sees the future and knows what I have planned for it.

I teach it Body slam. Might as well put him to use when we don't make him suicide bomb.

Also Explosion replaces self destruct.

Here the fun part, by learning this move. and Leveling up.

We get a dirty bomb. And because she a female That means I have a reason to use this song.

Ahh Yes, bootleg explosion. Why not It's fight so maybe it be useful at some point when I can't just blow creeper up.

A dish best served cold.

Just leveling him up is how he evo.

Boy howdy is he looking even more like a reference now isn't he.

Didn't a few other pokemon have a fight move like this called rage, or something like that.
Neat

You know I have to use this. Look at his tail IT'S A SWORD. THAT WOULD BE METAL AS FUCK TO SEE HIM KILL A DRAGON.

Uhhhh, if the target uses a horn, why is it called sword?

Sounds annoying. And 100% in character for a ender dragon.

We can't always be riding on a gay bowser, so I've been planning on teaching more pokemon fly.

A physical version. I think zipper is more of a physical attacker so we take this over teleport away .

Always found it weird how it's called DRAGON CLAW, but talks about using more then one claw.

We got the power of earth, all we need is water, fire, wind, and Heart.

BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED.

Seriously a lot of times These just come to my mind as I am doing these updates, and I just love sharing things I like.
Btw Looting part of the song is just with how 2020 was.

Hell yeah flygon.

And we teach MeMe to dance.

This is worded to sound far better then it really is.
I don't even understand what the fuck a claustrophobic wall would even be. OH NO YOU PUT UP A WALL, MY CLAUSTROPHOBIA IS SLIGHTLY TRIGGERED DESPITE THE FACT IT'S A WALL, AND ISN'T SURROUNDING ME., SO I REALLY SHOULDN'T FEEL THAT BAD AT ALL.

Wouldn't this be more Murusphobic? Yes I just made that word up by slapping Phobic on the latin word for wall.

I wonder if it can hit more then one target, you know it's a shock wave.

We all know what donuts is really doing. It's showing them the Rule34 of pokemon. What a fucking devil.

At this point Donuts is just directly beaming the Rule34 into the enemy pokemons brain. It's only a 80% accuracy because there is no telling what fucked up shit the enemy might be into.

We can't forget Faildox our little cthulhu head.

Just for the hilariously mental image.

One of Brine's official dictionary definitions is. "water strongly impregnated with salt." Have fun with that image, because I know most of us have a twisted image of what "impregnated" means given our time on the internet, and what it has done to certain words.

Here a fact, These guys have a split evo. One for females, and one for males.

I am a sucker for grab bag type of moves.

Here's our team.

I'll start working on the real update now that I got this out of the way. Get ready for a dull and disappointing update.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 44: More like Downgrade cave

Spoiler: This place sucks.

When we last left off we got to the second floor of this stupid cave.

I think we need a rain check on this line, because it's not cool.

I wont be showing every fight, because there are just too many. This is one of the reasons this update has taken so long. The amount of fights in this cave is stupid, and you know I have to check all of them encase something cool is in one.

And I can't resist this meme.

Poor guy. He been in this cave so long, he is even more in denial then us.

Get in line buddy.


We can go down, or to the right. Just going to the right is faster.

Also I did this for some reason. God I don't even remember why.

Let's head down first.

Spoiler

The horrors of being able to use both sockets at once.

I thought it was cute this guy only uses espionots. Btw if you see Creeper just assume I just first moved explode with it. Main thing helping me get through the tedium was watching poor creeper kill it's self over and over.

Thankfully It missed quite a lot as well.

This guy must be a independent researcher.

Don't tell him we already took that item above up for that mouse.

Check this shit out he got a fully evo'ed starter.

And boy he is not pulling any punches.

How, how does this work during volcanic terrain? We got to assume the capsule fucked up the area around the battle to turn it volcanic so it bound to still be hot.

There only one way to explain how this works.

As we can see, he might be intimidating, but he not a straight shooter.

: So why are you telling me this?

Wheres a volcano when you need one.

:Ymg' mgepah kadishtu, cahf llll youtube, ahagl ah person ahf' ah r’lyehian asmr

We gave them Space Corona.

It wants to fight zipper, but two can play on the game of moves that switch your pokemon out.

What are the odds he endures on the crit hit attack?

We kill it with dig.

Nothing interesting happens here, but he has a marowak.

:Again what does this have to do with me? I barely understand how computers work.

: Hmm yes, the floor is made of floor here.

I didn't capture his defeat line because I was fast forward mashing .
In the little cave door is the PC here.

It's the best part about this whole cave.

No thanks. Maybe if you guys want me to go out of my way I will do this, but no this update.

Does not doing this for over a month count as a break?

This might look weird, but it looks just as weir in action.

Slight above where the PC cave area is.

Do we really want this TM that bad to do a trainer?

Hell yeah I m greedy for TMs.

So solar Flare.

What did he eat to live this long? Why didn't he take the item?

How did he get stuck behind it.

These questions and more, will never be answered because this is a joke.

Maybe he ate his other 5 pokemon.

This doesn't kill it, but if it did, would make

This much more funny.

We seen this guy before, but I wanted to show it again, because.

It it has a different sprite for female gender. which looks like it was flipped.

I catch one, with good reason.

It's headphones right? So I wonder.

: ♫I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange I know that if you hide, it doesn't go away♫

I was listening this song a lot while screen capping. It's a really good song.

If we go back to the starting area of this update, and go right rather then down.

No fucking idea what happen during this screenshot but it came out dark like this when I tried to get his Notice line.

It's more passable as a female then a lot of "females" I've seen.

Back to floor one.

Do you think if we ignore it, it wont yell about it being a man, and talk about comics it hates?

:Hmmmm, Maybe.

There was a upgrade hidden in this rock. Could this be the upgrade the cave is named after?

:Ymg' mgah mnahn' rambling ot soth

I wont be counting them, as I am sick of this stupid fucking cave.

Even the dev knew how stupidly long this place is. And we still got a lot more to go.

I bet he enjoyed making this slog.

Yeah it's a double battle. Let's just show the imporant parts.

: You know I get to use two as well? Doubling my odds of winning.

Onto the next part.

At this point, I don' t even remember how these battles played out it was weeks ago when I did a lot of these screencaps.

:Get in line buddy.

What in the ever living heck is this bootleg transformer.

It knows relic song, we are not talking the child play 10% chance vanilla version.

The wack version is 30% chance to sleep.

This was a very painful battle for me. I swear this thing always hits the 30% chance when a enemy uses it.

This was after one attack . He wasn't lying about the sick gains.

Thankfully Faildoxx is a eldritch monster that may or may not be timeless, and thus does not care.

May also cause insanity in other people.

Do ya even lift bro.

Every time I entered a door, I thought to me self. Where in the home stretch now.

Oh what a sweet little lie it was most of the time.

How do they work?

:Hmmm, Hey juicebox Are we normal?

:.....

: He said yes.

I guess yes was not the right answer. FUCKING NORMIES.

Disappointed he didn't say the fucking normies line.

♫ Talking Trouble, walking trouble, double trouble, big trouble's gonna follow you.♫

I have a real bad habbit of exploding when meme is out. Thankfully I had him dig first.

Looks like team rockets blasting off again.

Is this how magnet pull works? Or is the game just fucking with me?

As you can clearly see. I am still very awful at pokemon.

:Fuck

: Speaking English now are you. You know just because you don't speak English, that doesn't mean I don't understand what you are saying.

:Ahagl ah mg translation llll fuck

: Yeah Yeah what ever.

I love confusion status.

Oh man, is he draining the color out of space?

I think he found the perp.

Are inert.

Time for a classic remix.

2007. God This makes me feel old

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO WHAT I THINK YOU ARE GOING TO DO.

No don't do it.

Thankfully they not all exploding voltorbs.

Some of them are electrodes.

And this one here.

Live by a inch of his life after we attacked.

Don't fuck with donuts.

Also this electrode only knows double edge.

A sad 4 screencap story of the suicidal Electrode.

REVENGE!

Enough of this battle onto the next one.

He was in fact running back and forth

.
Is hyper beam meant to look like the inside of a sun?

Spoiler

It's like a vanilla mega with how little is changed. Just add some spikes and Boom vanilla mega.

Spoiler

Okay I've give it this one. Not much has really changed, but the theming is funny.

Also a hidden dragon scale here.

Btw, because he stopped on top of the stairs. I would normally have to backtrack to reset his position with a map change.

Or just hear me out.

: Hey juicebox go hug him.

And thus the man disappeared, never to be seen again.

aka I saved, then deleted him in the editor.

I think my in universe reason is better.

This guys more full of himself then a reborn gym leader.
Verdicts out if he as psychopathic as one.

Check out this bootleg pipplup.

We have two options. Left is just a series of weird ledges with no trainers.

Right is

I think we found the black market dealer we got all those rare candies from .

I've never seen breaking bad. So forgive me if I don't get what some of his pokemon are referencing in the show.

I want to be 100% honest, I thought this was a wackmon and not a real fucking pokemon. Look at this thing. Looks like a fakemon. He must have made this blue crystal meth himself.

We all know what going to happen once we leave.

When ever I hear anything about a code I think of.

THE CODE THE CODE, FIGURE OUT THE CODE.

Aside from that nothing that interesting.

Did you think we are done yet? Almost but there still more.

HE FINALLY BACK, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

But his coconut gun fires in spurts, and if he shoots ya.

You'll probably die.

If we go a little bit up.

Seriously why is everyone spinning.

How cute that's just the letters of a keyboard typed in a row.

Looks like a normal fight we seen before. I better just ski-

Fuck.

Annyoingly confuses us. I like confusion when I am not the one being confused.

We dig

He misses because of dig.

Looks like that lightblub was. GROUNDED.

Oh no he is french.

AND A JEW.

Bon voyage, crouton!

His gimmick is simple. He lays a bunch of trap moves for when a pokemon enters.

AND THEN SPAMS THE MOVE THAT PULLS OUT A DIFFERENT POKEMON.

The hell even is a wacksphere.

We are almost done with this stupid fucking cave.

Just two one battles left. And one we recognize.

: I swear this better not be another explosion gimmick.

I switch through a few pokemon trying moves, and then I give up and look at the wack wiki to see what he weak to.

He weak to flying moves.

: What could pawsblly go wrong?

: Thank god I have magical time rewinding powers that will never turely be explained.

: Pull that shit again and I will have juicebox hug you.

: What are you talking about? This is the first time we have met.

I have adal use a super effective move. This time.

This guy also has this but who cares.

: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

: We are not friends.

(He uses said canvast in this battle.)

: Why are you even doing here blocking the door?

:Wouldn't that just make me have to go to the PC first? Hell I wont even use these pokemon when I do the gym.

I always felt stalker vibes from this.

: Y' ah syha'h ahlloigazath. Ymg' ah n'ghftephai mgr'luh ahf' owns ya?
: Boxing you for that comment.

: Fuck.

Oh no he figured out how to use potions.

We make them into Punished Canvast. (Staring in Metal Canvast 5)

Zipper just eats it.

Oh hey he evo'ed it.

Would be a shame if we could use ground type moves. Right?

real shame.

Seriously this was one of the easiest battles in this stupid cave.

: Here a tip from a pro, use more then three pokemon.

: It really wasn't. You are in more denial then the guy who thought this cave was fun.

Nice.

: Thank you, I guess.

: I hope we never meet again.

And thus we are free from the Upgrade cave, which was more of a downgrade in quality and fun.

I am sure this town will have nothing horrible in store for us right?

Right?

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 45: I fought the law, and the law cheated.

Spoiler

Hey look a new update to the LP already, almost like I was having fun again.

Last time we left out Trainer of questionable gender, we just made it to the next town. Icity.

: Even I get this one.

We go left to the pokemon center seen above us. But what catches my eye is this random ass whole with a black background in the lower corner here.

It does nothing, but it's a thing.

Note: I have no idea why, but the music here is higher pitched version of the pokemon center theme. I have no idea how the hell that happen as the editor says it uses the normal PC theme.

We just got done using a new team, so let's go back to using some pokemon we all remember, And a kid we kipped napped, and the female robot clone of a humanoid mew, we found in a area full of female humanoid undead pokemon. Try saying that last one ten times fast.

Let's get to rampant drug use to level these guys up to 50.

I am going to miss bind, but look Juicebox is now like a gardevoir. But you know cuter, more wholesome, and isn't a news anchor sneaking into houses to give reports on gym leaders.

I get rid of mount as I feel this might be better.

Only to then replace sword's edge with this right after. Retail guts is so fast, and I guess he can read minds.

Another sword? I know he has a arm that's a sword but this isn't a saber clone guys.

This one says sword, but then says it's with a horn. This shit hurts my head sometimes.

Sailor Tamao doesn't need light screen when we can make them a magical...girl.

Just a better take down for our needs.

As funny as it would be to think we force them to dance, I'll pass.

Looks like Jack here is going to put a little SOUL into his performance now. It's better then ice ball. But uh the description makes it feel like the move should be doing more damage then just 100 power.

Better version of fear pulse.

Far better then snow bank, even if it's not a STAB move.

It makes sense to give kids rare candy right? Make them grow big an strong, and we are just not horrible people feeding drugs to a kid napped child. Right?

Hey hey, lowers a stat we want lowered. Good bye fake tears.

Okay I might as well say it now. I DID NOT EDIT THIS IN, THIS IS A MOVE THE CHILD LEARNS NORMALLY.


Why does he learn to be a suicide bomber? Maybe he is related to the reborn gym leader who loves explosions.

Youngster

Youngster is a Normal-type Pokemon.

pokemonwack.fandom.com

Every move after explosion seems like a step down.

Like the game just blew it's load with it.

Seriously another 120p 100acc two to three turn rampage move. I swear this move and it's versions show up way too often.

So here our final pokemon levels this update. Trust me, it may look high, but they about right.

: what?

: I can't even draw, who are you two even talking to?

: Oh my, are these your fans? Didn't take you for a furry, but I should have seen the red flags given what in your PC box.

: Shut it, or I'll make sure to tell you to heck next time I go there.

: Oh no, my poor child kidnapping master is going to kill me, and spare me from having to baby sit them.What ever will I do.

on the other side of town, we find the berry shop, and the juvite mart.

As the name implies.

They sell berries.

All the berries. Also Boison, perep and doll all heal "a lot"( no idea how much) but cause a status effect.

Ahh yes a berry jotoro should have had when fighting dio.

So we are feeding our pokemon as seen on tv grease cleaning products? No thanks I'll pass.

The basic Eat and gain a stat level in battle berries.

This one sells berries that do this shit.

This one sells berries to ignore type immunies.
Real neat shit I wont use, because when I might need it, I'll forget all about it.

Next is the juivite mart. With new evo stones.

Oh hell yeah capsule for hidden ability switching,

I take a bunch for later use some update down the line.

And we have choice items for other stats, along with the vanilla ones.

Next up is the evo item seller. You know all the shit this guy sells.

I'll take a peak at all the mega evos and show off the ones I think are note worthy.

Spoiler: Drumgite

Drumgiest Get very very mad, and we find out that's not a tongue, it's really a bootleg Polteageist situation

Also sadlly the only interesting mega from cap 1

Please note one mega stone costs NINE FUCKING TIMES THE REST. This mega stone counts as 2. For those pikachu retreads that with the pluse and minus.

Spoiler: Megas 2

I just thought this looked very fucking stupid. I still have no idea what it turned into. Some weird bizzareo mix between a spider and a ant, and maybe a tiny bit of a bee for that stinger.

HAHAHA what the fuck even is this. Crobat friends must have pranked him, by telling him his Halloween costume looked good.
also included the back sprite because look at that face. It's the look of "YOU DID THIS TO ME, I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, BECAUSE I AM NOT."

9k(18k because you need one for both) Gives you these.
No. Just no.

Spoiler: drampa

He turns from a eastern to a western dragon. He also gains spikes for some reason. Still keeps his doofy look.

This last one just sells rocks. There a rock for literally every type of weather even the new ones.

Can we take a moment to enjoy the idea these people are selling radioactive rocks to kids for only 5 bucks. Also someone had to taste the sweet rock to figure out it was sweet.

Zaydolf must have been here at some point. Yelling about how he hates JEWS.

He would fit well on twitter.

Next stop is that house right above us.

This is, ominous.
: Bird of the Cough , what is your wisdom?

Well said bird, well said.

We can talk to them again and keep gaining more of all of this.

I did check, pretty wings sell for 1 pokemon dollar.

The rest of these sell for 0. Feels bad man.
Oh well it's free EV training items.

I staple lie 10 of the muscle wings onto the child. How else am I going to legally up his attack for suicide bombs.

Here the gym, we wont do this, this update we have other stuff here to take care of.

Namely cops. Lot of them here.

: Please sir, I am innocent, here I'll show you the child he will explain everything.

: Okay you little shit, bring him out.

: See he perfectly fine, but well you see he has one problem.
: He has quite a EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY

: I don't see how that is a prom-

: You monster, YOU JUST HAD A CHILD SUICIDE BOMB. What the fucking hell is wrong with you. Why would you do this?

: The plan sounded much better in my head.

Whats the robotic clone of a humanoid mew going to do.

Thats how. By having it squirt onto a Mexican pokemon.

what the hell has this LP turned into?

And as soon as he showed up, he is gone. Maybe he died, maybe the sight of a child suicide bombing scared him off. It's what ever you want it to be.

: How About I beat you up, for telling me what to do.

Consume product, get hyped for next product.

Mind you the cops don't stop moving just becuase I am in a text box.

So yeah this is horror movie levels of scary for us.

: Take a hint and fuck off. How many of you do I have to beat to stop you guys.

Pretty sure we killed this one with the suicide bomb child.
I am going to skip these after this as they all just say the same thing when you bet them.

At this point I am just using the kid as a way to quickly end these battles.

Here is some raw footage of deviant and child slave I found on youtube.

:What's this? What's this? There are cops everywhere.
: Singing? What has gotten into you?

: What's this, there blood in the air. I can't believe my eyes, wake up jack this isn't fair.

This cop isn't part of the child kidnapping event so he wont battle us.

This wont do we need a head canon reason why they are not trying to arrest us.


: So are you not going to try to arrest me, and battle me, and then fruitlessly die?

: Little. erm girl?
: Doesn't matter.

: Whatever, look I am not deaf, or blind. You think I can't hear you suicide bombing the other cops? I came to this region to get away from the nutjob terrorists groups like Meteor. Take your shit else and leave me be.

: Ohh I am so scared, You are just another cog in the machine known as my win streak.

: Already mega evo, not screwing around are you.

: Shut it scum, Save it for the judge.

: Hah so much for the mega, turns out it means nothing when it's suicide bombed.

... What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you make child end his own life like that.

: It's not that big of a deal, just need to give him a revive and he good as new.

: Are you insane, he not a pokemon, that not how this works.
: It has worked so far.

: You sure this is a good idea, look at how much stronger it looks then me.

: Stop whining, she already used her mega, just moon beam it and move on.

: You asshole you lied to me!

:Wait that's illegal, you already used mega, you are breaking the law.

: I am the law.

It's a crit.

: What's this, what's this there something very wrong.

: Looks like the Chill-dren are safe with us. Haha

: A ice pun? No It couldn't be. Jack?

: In the ice.
: Okay why do you two know each other? You know what Don't tell me, I am sure the explanation would only make less sense.

Jenny also uses full restores, so we know she is not fucking around if the fact she can mega evo more then once wasn't already a indication.

: I'm melting.

We spam sexy squirt to kill it after she runs out of full restores. she used around 3.

This causes retail to use some move with stink in the name

once it's his turn to be hit by it he dies because he is chaos type.

It also knows dark pulse a weakness to mewby.

juicebox gets a crit rift strike for Kill.

: Even your pokemon are just as monstrous as you.
: Take that back, Juicebox is a cute little thing.

: Look at it, it's as big as a house, It's crying tears of blood at all times. It's face looks like it's melted.

: No I think you are just slandering my little juicebox.

Juice box almost gets one shot but hangs on.

We spare no expense for out little juice box.

And then we ditch the juicebox plan and just revive 0.4%

Doing some barrier and recover shenanigans

jenny switchs to what ever the fuck this pokemon is.

And we spam psychic while it can barely do more then 5 damage to us.

Oh look a perfectly normal blastoise.
: So this is your last pokemon, Bring it.

We revive jack because ice types resist water in wack.

: I take that back don't bring it.

He happens to know the handcuffs move which jack is weak to .

: You didn't have to give me the cold shoulder.

: Okay you little shit, You are going to jail for a very long time. No point resisting.

: Hey look over there, It's a black man with a gun.

: Where?

We get the fuck out of there and back to the PC. Might need to level up a bit more before we can beat her.
That's it for today.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Side Episode 45: Pretty nutty side content.

Spoiler

: Well shit. Okay gang we can't beat jenny, we need to come up with some plan.

: How about turning yourself in, and saving every kid we meet in the future the trouble of being kidnapped.

: Out of the question.

: What if we cheat, and just ice jenny mob style. That way we don't have to fight her pokemon.

: Tempting, but I am not a psychopath.
: Could have fooled me.

: Can I go home? I miss my family.
: Not till I become a pokemon master.

:...
: Great Idea juicebox, we should explore the city, and see if we can train.

: Hey jack, is it just me, or is juicebox not saying anything, but she is responding to him as if he is?
: Now that you mention it, that's abnormal. But then what isn't with us.

I always wondered how move deleting even works. Anyone ever find it odd how pokemon can only ever know 4 things, and anymore is apparently too much, even for shit like mewtwo?

Funny enough if anyone here is familiar with SCP universe, there is a hidden SCP area in wack that is Post Game. Wonder if this guy is related to them just because Amnestic drugs would explain this shit so well.

Never did read the sign last update. Sure hope this building isn't important.

This can only end well.

Socialism joke would be too low of a hanging fruit for me to make.

Level 60? Hah should be a cake walk for us, I doubt this guy even going to be as hard as her. Jenny only won because she is a cheating whore who uses 3 megas.

: Yes

Oh God, we are the joey wheeler of the kiwifarm LP verse.

I'll show seto who is apparently not only our... Rival? But also looks awfully a lot like Gary oak/blue.
: Only three pokemon? You are kidding me right?

: Quality over quantity, this is why you will never amount to anything.
: I'll show you.

Let's shit all over this rich asshole that we can be like a CEO, and exploit our employees, by making a small child explode!

Or have it out speed a small child, and hit us with a pre nerf draco meteor. Killing it them in one shot.

: Pathetic.

We don't even do 10% of it's hp, and every other pokemon I send out is oneshot.

Only way this could be any worse, is if this was CARD GAMES ON MOTOR CYCLES.

Anyway onto our next stop, the Pokeball factory.

Yes that is Mr peanut.

We find the pokeball shop. We now can explore all the many many kinds of pointless pokeballs added in wack.

From the vanilla.

To the weirdly specific type balls like sound type.

To the even weirder Double type balls. Seriously why is this a thing?

To the even weirder triple type balls.

Which is for some reason cheaper then the double type balls.

Of course the type ball for one of the most broken type cost the most.

If you thought triple types was weird, here a ball for catching pokemon that use kings rock.
Is there really so many pokemon who need it that it's viable to make a ball just for them?

DIVINE JUSTICE, I JUST NOTICED THE HEAVY BALL PRICE. You could say buying one is a real HEAVY COMMITMENT.

We can also finally buy timer and quick balls. Quickballs being as brokenly great as they are, are accordingly have a steep price tag.

Premier balls are buyable now.

And we get even weirder balls. What if I told you this wasn't the most weirdly specific type of ball.

Of course but as you see under it, we get into the real fucking weird balls.

All these balls are for catching what the name sake is. I have no idea how much better they are then normal balls.

And we also get two last joke balls.


Maybe if I buy some roman balls we can catch those damn Legionaries.

That's right we can buy cherish balls. Had to google what the hell it was. Turns out to be the ball that event pokemon come in.

The two guys beyond him has nothing to say.

: Clearly pokeballs, It's a pokeball factory. Names don't lie.

Boy howdy sure hope this doesn't come up at some point during the plot of this game.

Cannibal nut.

Of course we laugh, we love puns.

: Wait battle I never agreed to that.

Looks like we are being. A SALTED.

Looks like this might be a real TOUGH NUT TO CRACK.

First order is to have our child explode all over his nuts... Okay that sounded far better in my head.

You think I might be put on a watch list for that one? If I wasn't already was for this LP.

We have no hope of winning this. This whole thing was another one of the level 100 trainer traps they don't warn you about.

Like Rika on witch island, or any trainer in heck.

Blackhole will let us see one other pokemon he has. I am sure it can't be that bad right?

We of course lose.

Don't let the name fool you.

: Did you know, people die when they are killed?

Let's be that one asshole who doesn't use digimon in a digimon tournament.

You know if this is a tournament there should be a announcer, and or commentator for these types of things.
I think I can head canon one in.

: I the CEO of KaibaCorp, Seto Kaiba welcomes you all the KaibaCorp Sponsored Digimon tournament. It was going to be a card game tournament, but no one in this stupid region knows how to play a children's card game.

: And I am the co host, hexy. I wish all the contestants good luck.

: Luck is for losers.

That's not a digimon.

: Did corporate misspell digimon again? Or is this region full of illiterate trainers who can't read.

: Aren't digimon just bootleg pokemon anyway?

: Doesn't matter in the end, as these dweebs are lightyears away from even coming close to being even a percent as good as me.

That also isn't a digimon.

I think the tournament might have been named wrong.

: Make sure you say the line, when attacking with it
: Do I really need to say the line?
: Do it, you bootleg sailor scout, or I'll ask skree to tell you in depth about vaporeon and human breeding.
:B-by the power of justice, and a-all that is right. M-moonblast!
:Hehehehe.
: Please just end me.

Bugglitch uses tri attack and discharge. After seeing how Tamao heart really isn't into moonblasting, we just charm, and captivate a few times to make it easier for the more useful pokemon.

We also check to see if last resort any good on tamao.

Not really only did enough for the sitrus berry to kick in and make it seem like nothing happen.

Just does a bit of pure fear.

Remember that pixal pokemon I think we own one of. This is the evo form.

: Ara Ara, I wouldn't mind meeting that one up close, and personal.

: That's it losers, I'm out. Even joey could follower the rules better, and he a third rate duelist.

Okay I think that's enough of announcers. They really don't contribute much. Feel Free to steal that awful idea, and refine and make it better.

I have to question how metronome let's a pokemon use moves like this. Where does the toxic thread come out of? Do we really want to know?

This just does some stat boosts so we get another round of metronome.

What are the odds of another move that does poison.

We also get a third one because they enlightened again. Why is this steel type move?

Ouch.

Men in blacked poor juice box.

Next guy just replaces the first guy.

This, this feels like bait.

He survives do to sturdy

Because it missed, that means it didn't go on cooldown.

This was Super effective, and it only did 2.

Here I thought there was a funny gimmick.

We use crazy and thats enough to kill it after 2 turns.

Now we are talking.

I barrier up just encase.

It mostly uses moves you expect.

We just spam psychic and recover

This is same as the last pokemon last fight. Skip.

I didn't expect it would evolve yet, as humanoid mewby isn't on the wiki, and normal mewby evolves LONG LONG AGO.

The hell could mew even turn into?

This is somehow worse then what mewby. This thing has boobs on a pokemon. And a face that says. "will dominate you."

Why did he?

I didn't heal up at all, and the game doesn't heal you between battles. You also can't leave this arena with out losing. I think.

Christ he has five.

We already know what going to happen. Electrodes are more easy to predict then I am.

Not only do we survive the explosion I use a super potion to try to not be oneshot. Sadly oneshot anyway.

I need to ask pokemon experts. Is Magnezone good pokemon in real games? It's showing up a hell of a fucking lot here in wack.

Even fuck can kind of tank some hits which I use to revive child.

I also use jack little bit of HP to revive fuck back as well.

and then heal fuck letting tamao faint. as fuck is our biggest shot at winning.

We spam pyshic and recover and waste the enemy full restores. fainting it after like 10 turns.

I seriously feel like this game a shitpost most of the time.

Okay next stop are these two houses.

first one is the hacking man's house. Hey Hey guys, I think this is the system admin, the notorious 4CHAN.

Nothing of note inside.

The last building on this side is blocked by jenny being close by it. So let's ignore the cops warning and check out the slum.

The second I step in, random encounter with bootleg pokemon that reminds me of krang's robot suit.

I catch a few of these just encase I feel like wonder trading some high level pokemon. Not this update of course.

Feels like some random shit that reminds me of Rip Van winkle.

Re watching this I have noticed, My sense of humor is like Rip van winkle. Oh god that's horrifying to realize.

Why would we care?

Weird it's a normal raticate and not the regional one from sun and moon.

Under where we came in from is trick room.

And across from the TM is this guy.

This has to be legit. Who would sell fake stuff in the slums right?

I buy one.

We wont buy it yet, maybe next update when I throw together a new team.

We could, but I think we have more pressing issues to do.

I should point this out now. repels don't work in the slums.

It's really annoying.

You have my attention game.

Okay I chuckled.

Most of the battles I've been running from just for the sake of speeding this up.

This is the strip club. If we some how find a key we can get in. I have no idea where the key is.

Hard to see but to the left of the strip club is two evo stones.

Spoiler

I kind of want to get this pokemon now. Just because Look at that mega on the right. Something about the flaming wings feel right.
Turns from a normal KKK to a grand wizard.

This mega isn't as interesting to look at.

Let's check out one of the few houses we can pop into.

: Oh so you know, I am getting sick of cops?

Not even close.

I couldn't care why, this is bog standard by this point.

Hell the game already pulled a cryptic ghost speaking nonsense card already.

Oh man, the future is more maps that have unfinished tiling.

And they go away .

He gives us a leftovers item.

Here is the last building we will visit this update.

Sells a ton of held items. There even a extra shop here we can unlock if we beat gym 6.

Yes chaos gems are so costly I would never use one even if I got a free one.

This guys sells all the weather capsules for every time new and old.

Sells all the held boost type items.

There is no held boost type item for chaos sadly.

But we do have apparently Christianity now canon in wack. Unless this is the holy cross Mew was tied to by mewtwo.

Also look at how cheap uranium is. How many trainers must have died from rad poisoning?
I do go about buying a few of these for eevee reasons.

This is where we find all the incenses.

I wish the game would tell us what the hell this one does, because I don't even know.

This last guy sells a bunch of the other missing held items.

I buy few of them as well like this knot. It's needed in some evo's.

Good thing the game gave us trick room before I came to this shop.


Anyway I want anyone still reading this to tell me.

Should we do the 6th gym first, and unlock the extra shop so we can get a big edge over jenny. Or Bite the bullet and Beat that cheating fucker first?

 

[Genichiro]

unlock the extra shop so we can get a big edge over jenny then beat jenny then cheating fucker.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Unlock the Extra shop then break that cheating bitch spirit in half

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Here's a spoiler for ya all.

Spoiler

@Mary the Goldsmith I hope that weirdo question I shot ya makes sense now.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Here's a spoiler for ya all.

Spoiler

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@Mary the Goldsmith I hope that weirdo question I shot ya makes sense now.

I regret nothing

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 46: A gym battle a day, keeps the police away.

Spoiler

Since we are catching some pokemon to wondertrade away, let's test out this weirdly cheap master ball.

I have a feeling we got ripped off.

Anyway I caught six of these guys and got three loisp berries from them. Time to wondertrade.

Rules for Wondertrade are still the same as last time. Any pokemon we have caught before, or vanilla pokemon that isn't a variant is being send back into the wonder grinder for a new one.

Didn't we see a Bellspout before from wonder trade? Back in it goes.

Another vanilla? Get this shit out of my face. Pathetic.

Oh hey a fate mon we didn't already own. That's 1.

First try on 2 is a failure.

Oh but attempt 2 gives us a snakewood version of a vanilla that's a keeper.

A touhou mon, we haven't seen one of these in. Gosh forever. I wonder how that touhou mon let's player is doing right now?

We got curry. This thing a fucking rabbit hole of just why.

Ahh yes my favorite pokemon SONIC.

Don't let the looks fool you, it's not a flying type. Nor does it have levitate. This baffled me as well why the hell a literal balloon wasn't flying or have levitate.




Time to get to naming.

@Exuvia Thanks for the name I hope you enjoy knowing this LP exists.

Weird how this guys eyes are closed.

Really Damp? What a useless fucking ability. We already got past the anti fun cave, there no way we see self destruct moves outside of us using them.

It's just a copy and paste of relic song(The wiki even talks about form changes for that one pokemon), but only 26% chance to put the enemy to sleep.

That sounds really fucking good in Double battles.

That also sounds really useful.

So does the attack do Stab damage for both dark and sound then? Is this how that works?

Can someone put this in words someone as stupid as me can understand?

I didn't change this ones name, as look at that name.

This move a hell of a lot more useful then one might think.

@Forgetful Gynn Thanks for the name, enjoy knowing you have named a touhou mon, and it will be forever stuck with that name.

It's a clown and a pairy? Does it mean Fairy? or is that a Pixie mixed with a fairy?

Please tell me how lore accurate the nature is.

The best red stat we could want with this.

This move while it looks a bit low power at only 70, IT IS STUPIDLY STRONG. That's also despite the fact it only 80 acc.

And this is also a pretty damn good move.

Of course she is American, who isn't a clown here.

@Mary the Goldsmith

So get ready for this fucking rabbit hole. Take a second and count all the MOTHER FUCKING EVOS THIS GOD DAMN POKEMON LINE HAS.
KEEP IN MIND EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THESE HAS ANOTHER STAGE AFTER IT.

It goes small to medium to big.

The one we got is fries. And Yes I didn't check them all to try to find out which one it was, they all just named. "curry" in game.

Of course we get food the American fairy must force other Americans to eat.

Keep in mind it has thick fat for later.

This seems too good. Just free 3 turns.

So is uh, the enemy eating our curry pokemon?

The old Pump, and Dump tactic.

Spicy burst but stronger.

@Kari Kamiya Thank you for the uncreative name.

: Haha Sonic's the name and Speeds my

: Your name is now dash.

: As long as it's not sonichu, because that name is Noooooo Good.

Mew Christ that shit sounds like sonic.

AS expected his speed is stupidly high.

Classic sonic.

Why is this a bug type move?

Has sonic ever said "Gotta go fast!" in any canon sonic work? I know the phrase is from the theme song for sonic X, but has sonic himself ever said the line?

@Disc I read that in my mind in this type of voice.

Before we do any looking at the jiggly puff balloon first we look at the dex.

Next we take a moon stone.

That's the face of a someone who is dead inside.

"if only you knew how bad things really are", the face.

Do, do you think it has like a brain? Or a skeleton? How does a pokemon like this work?

All shit we have seen before.

I do give it rubber ray so we have a stab move.

and teach The touhou how to fly, as we always need a HM fly slave.

Here we go gym time.

The floor arrows should be a indication of what kind of gym this is.

Or, here me out, Grass is just a bitch sometimes to remove out of a lawnmower, and likely out of a pokemon.

Who even is this guy, and why is he in every gym? I think he stalking us like zaydolf.
Anyway let's head up, and see what horrors awaits us.

Little on the nose there, eh blowdryguy?

No, DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT.

What are the fucking odds.

The first wonder trade we keep this time around, hard counters this fucking trainer.

heating little cunt. Your depressed man has cried all over my beautiful pokemon.

: Cheating no, cunt maybe. If you keep talking like that, I'll have him cry all over you.

The whole battle is just Kalinin hard countering 3 exploding electrodes.

This also reminds me of something I always wondered. How do voltorbs eat? As you can see with electrodes they grow a mouth on evo(God that sounds so fucking weird to say).

But voltorb has no mouth. How does it say it's own name in the anime anyway?

These things are a godsend to getting out of this damn place to heal.
There 2 paths in this place left, and right.

Left first. I wonder if this whole gym's using these paths is a jab at how linear gyms are.

You might think we fight all 3 at once or something given the way these things tend to be with encounters more then one trainer on a spot, but only this guy battles us at first.

Okay seriously why is this wack starter the only one ever showing up?

Because magma cannon is magma type and not fire type.

We take 4x damage from it. Thanks Thick Fat ability, why couldn't you be buffed to also affect bootleg fire type here?

I have sonic bounce a bunch to try to ignore some of the damage. It ends with dash fainting and lava fuck here having a tiny bit of HP left.

Funny enough Bloons here can take a hit. Despite just being a balloon.

We get thrown right into a double battle with out a chance to heal.

I have both do moon blast on Fissiom. I should mention this. You know how moon blast is meant to be, you use the power of moon beams to do damage.

Not here in wack, YOU DROP THAT FUCKING MOON ON THE ENEMY.

Bloons barely holds on, while bingus takes a fridge heavyslam to the face.

Bloon pops under the weigh.

X special also starts to show up a lot in this gym. I think even the gym leader uses this thing.

A Blessed proves they are blessed with RNG and gets a para off with RM, and bingus moon blasts again, because at this point I didn't notice how broken of a move PF was.

After we send kalinin out, they take a move that freezes them on the first hit, and blessed spams RM because most of the other moves they know are electric type, and do much less damage. Thankfully the enemy keeps getting bad RNG and can't attack after that.

AND THE ENEMY SENDS OUT ANOTHER ONE.

It takes a while of spamming rig and dire, with a bit of healing harp for the support, but we do kill it.

: Sounds like you are just bad at pokemon training. Do I look like a third rate trainer, with a fourth rate team?

Let's keep following the arrows, mind you I didn't heal the team as I am not expecting anything that hard, they wouldn't give us a stupidly hard battle after that double right?

The floor is indeed made of floor here.

Oh no guys look out, it's a level 70 mousee, I am so scared. /sneed

You know the drill by now, it's a mega evo that is way higher level then us.

It wipes out the little team I have left with earthquake spam. Again I'll like to mention, THE FUCKING BALLOON POKEMON, ISN'T FLYING, NOR DOES IT HAVE LEVITATE.
We heal up, and I come up with a plan to counter this shit,

Back in Latex city this shop sells balloons,

Thankfully there are no clowns played by tim curry in the sewers around here.

I give them all one, How the fuck does curry hold a ballon? I guess we tie it to the plate.
Also WE HAVE A BALLOON POKEMON HOLDING A BALLOON.

Most of this is just Earth quake spam, It misses, and we slowly wittle down the HP.

Once in a while the AI snaps out of it's earthquake loop to use a double edge, and then back to earth quake to kill our current pokemon.

Oh yeah it also has FULL RESTORES, because fuck you.

By our third pokemon it has 1 hp thanks to the burn not killing it.

I think we have this in the bag.

Here a poorly edited deviant face of what my reaction to this was.

It takes a while to whittle it the fuck down a third time, but dash does it in the end.

: AND WHEN YOU ARE DOWN HERE, YOU FLOAT TOO!

Ready to know what our prize is for beating this asshole?

A teleport to the entrance so we can go heal our pokemon.


Anyway we heal and go back.

Just need to back track to that yellow spot once you meet the dead end guy to keep going.

We have seen this mon before, but.

This is where I learn how broken this move is.

I don't think I have ever not seen it one shot when it does hit.

of course to balance this we take a little bit of damage but not enough to not have me use it.

I don't think it even matters which arrow pad we go on.

I picked the left one.

Robox's cry is a guy going Beep Boop.

Fiery dance would have oneshot it anyway thanks to the 2x weakness.

I think bingus will be a recurring pokemon on my teams just because of how good she is for a chaos type.

Only thing google told me is, OP10 is a painkiller.

You know what Sonic Dash thinks about drugs?

Let's do this one

It's not even a mega or anything.

Let's find out.

These both go to the same place which is right above. but if you take the lower one, it takes much much longer.

: Better not be some obvious bullshit like. " One of these teleports takes you to the gym leader."

Seriously another one. Poor Woot, and that steam one must know what it feels like to be a Gen 1 starter.

I end this one by giving the curry a dish best served cold.

: Getting sick of this bullshit.

I pick a random one. And

: GOD DAMN WASTE OF TIME TELEPORT PUZZLES.

I am going to check out the rest of the gym for any thing that peeks my interest.

He isn't lying, His pokemon, name are all the same as the other guy.

but we did get blessed a level with this ,meaning.

It's not as cute as the pre-evo.

Uh what?

He never finishes this sentence. So who knows what the hell it could mean.

There also a double battle over here, and they even tell us who owns the gyms.

Jeeve Stobs guy sure sounds like he might know bill.

Nothing too special here, but double battles are still uncommon enough I will point out when we see one.

I don't pick up this, as We don't need any damage boots when Flicker already oneshots.

I don't think we have seen before. And he almost team wipes me. Then dies to one flicker from full HP.

Anyway with the rest of the gym looked over, and I spent like a bit trying to figure out which teleporter was the right one, Here the boss.

: You might remember me, for such inventions as. Idex, Idex2 Idex3 Idex4, and many more people buy year over year.

:Never seen, or used that type of phone before. I think juicebox uses a Gynoid phone from goggle.Sounds like a waste of money.

: Listen here you little shit, keep talking like that, and I will invent a way to shove that phone where the sun doesn't shine.

: Wait I was supposed to learn something?

: Yes that is part of the point of taking the league.

: Oh uh, Can I postpone this battle then? I need to go uh, have juicebox bug someone on twitter about what I should be have learned.

: Should have thought about wanting to post pone it before your snide remark. Let me teach you a lesson.

First pokemon he sends out looks unassuming, never attacking us. directly

Just buffing it's own stats.

It also has factory capsule. Main thing Factory does is.

• ech-type moves do x1.5 damage
• Tech and Steel type pokemon are healed at the end of each turn

nothing interesting happens as I use bait move to keep him from buffing himself for a few turns till factory wears off.

He uses A new version of X special we have not seen before in this game. That's right this fucker is packing a Wonder launcher item ( had to look this shit up).

: Invented this item right before this battle.Consider this a test run.

He then BATON PASSES.

Jetcraft also had a factory Capsule so he also gets that effect now,

Even with the buffs he doesn't do that much it takes him two turns of crashing his plane into my curry( another thing I never thought I would ever type.) to even get us close to half HP.

We get a crit, with the burn mixing with his jet fuel to melt his steel beams in the end.

One smoking hot dance later.

: Huh is this really the best you got? That abandon gym gave me more trouble then this. And he had a pokemon already mega evoed on his team.

: I'll show you one of the first pokemon I invented then. Maybe then you will learn to stop being such a cocky little shit.

We try to get RM to para him but no luck.

And he ends up three tapping us, but we do put a big dent into his HP

Thankfully giga impact has a recharge phase. We just drop a moon on him.

: Sonic is her-

ash.

: Dash is here to stop you Eggman.

: Take a look at my most proudest of inventions, I have invented a mega stone for this pokemon.

: Wait if you invented the mega, then why did I find a mega stone for it in that stupid cave?

: I uh. Dropped in there, yeah, dropped it there.

: You didn't invent it did you?

: I DID, AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL IT IS!

It has Magic Bounce , so yeah dash confuses himself. Must have looked up what the sonic fandom is like.

And then he is one shot.

Kalinin is also one shot.

: Taste the awe inducing power.

: Two can play at the oneshot game.

Check this out. It's almost the same level as us, and it's mega evo'ed with about 8/10 of it's hp left.

I told you it's stupidly strong of a move.

: So much for that such a awe inducing power, even a *cough* year old trainer like me could match it.

: Oh, that's disappointing, I expected better from it.

It uses the a move that does shit damage, and we miss our 80% chance flicker.
It then uses gale, to put bingus back into our party.

and drag bloons out.

It crits bloons.

I use a hyper potion on Bingus, as she has a better chance of winning then rash.

Rash then takes a crit to the face as well.

All we have left is bingus. We need to hope we don't miss the 80% chance.

All he has left is the hoverot that sets up for baton passes.

: Was it? I mainly just brute forced it.

:SHUT UP, AND TAKE MY COMPLEMENT

: Was the only other person to push you in a corner, the dead end guy?

: Are you ignoring me?

A TM I doubt I will ever use.

: Oh and deviant.

:hmm?

: If I ever see you in this gym again, I will personally invent a gun that shoots your family.

All this guy says.

When we step outside the gym.

This is our hint to go to the building in the middle of the city, but I like to think it's just officer jenny warning everyone about the trainer WHO IS USING A CHILD AS A SUICIDE BOMBER.

With gym 6 done, we check out the trinket shop and find a new shop has opened up.

Bunch of new items and one we have seen before. As well as gems we couldn't get before.

I hear ninja died of this ligma thing.

This is what we came here for. This gives us the option to use it on some pokemon for new evo's.

I have one evo in mind that help turn the tide of battle with jenny.

SO i buy a bunch.

And a few of these.

I thought this was a cute item, so one for juicebox.

and three of these.

Here is our trainer page.

Why I am sure using the horrorizer isn't at all a terrible idea, and scary idea, and may or may not be in time for a Halloween episode.
Hahaha Right what could be so scary about something called a Horrorizer.

Spoiler

Btw credits to what I assume is some tumbler ask roleplay for the original image which I found on google.

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

Bingus McCringus for the Wingus.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Here a fun spoiler that is indicative of what you can expect next update, and why I think we now have a edge over a certain someone.

Spoiler

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

This was fun deviant keeping its age ambigous was hilarious

 

[EnemyStand]

He calls himself Jeeve Stobs, but he looks more like Wozniak.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

He calls himself Jeeve Stobs, but he looks more like Wozniak.

Must be some Bizarro steve jobs and wozniak hybrid. ME AM DUMB.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

(This was meant to come out on halloween but during making this post 2/3 of the images deleted themself off the post, and the text got all fucked up format wise. So that killed my will to do it that day. Do tell me if any image is missing.)

Episode 46: IT'S DA SPOOKY MONTH, again.

Spoiler

I've watched this video every Halloween since 2018.

Let's start off this spooky update by taking our last eevee out, and catching some more.

I catch a few more.

This should already tip you off what I have planned.

Oh and fuck this eevee, Seriously fucker took 8+ balls to catch.

Thankfully. @Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX has a perfect name for it.

Thanks.

Here our 3 Eevees( for now) we will be evoing.

Let's check what this SPOOKY STONE will do.

: Abusing more poor eevees? Was I not enough for you?

: Okay what the heck is your problem with me? You dodged the question last time.

: You want to know, fine. Look at me, I am a male eevee, and rather then giving me a cool evolution, you turn me into a Slyevon. A god damn slyevon, You could have turned me into something cool, like a jolteon, or flareon, but no I am stuck as this.

:It doesn't seem that bad.

:YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS? I LOOK, AND SOUND LIKE A GIRL, I GET HIT ON EVERY TIME YOU PUT ME IN A BOX.

: It's not that bad, so what if they into males.

: That's the problem, you just don't care about me, and I don't care about you. I am sure your new toy will enjoy what ever cool evo you gave them .

: Is that..blood?

: Cool, I wonder what it's first words will be.

This is EEeEE, a pokemon from a creepypasta called "Prevention of Evolution".

It's about kid who uses a action replay code to get a shiny Eevee, that wanted to evo into a Espeon, but he already had one, so he rejected the Evolutio, which some how made the Eevee mad. Blah Blah Blah you get the basic idea spooky haunted game cart by a hacked in Eevee that also some how made pokemon sprites bloody, and could kill pokemon, and the trainer in game. By the end IT'S NO LONGER JUST IN THE GAME.

Some Real Sonic.exe tier nonsense. Apparently it was such a popular creepypasta, someone remade the creepypasta which ditches some of the more outlandish stuff, while keeping the premise of. "Hacked in eevee doing things in game that shouldn't be possible" But also adds in it's own silly outlandish thing.

Prevention of Evolution

Original source: NightDazeZoroark on deviantART I'll never look at Shiny Eevee in the same way again. EVER... It started only a few days ago. I was on the internet looking for Action Replay codes. I really wanted one for either a shiny Vulpix or a shiny Eevee. Then, I found one for that Shiny...

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Prevention of Evolution (2020 Proofread)

It’s been a long time since I’ve written anything here, but I’ll try my best to stay composed, given these extraordinary circumstances. I was about 15 years old when it all went down, and at the time, all I cared about was playing Pokemon and goofing off. Part of me misses such a time, but I...

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Link to both for anyone wanting to take a look.

Thankfully you don't have to worry about this LP devolving into a shitty creepypasta, WE ARE FAR PAST THAT POINT. We already hit the Shitty unironic FanFiction point.

If I wanted to be a cheeky trainer I would edit the moves to be Tackle, Growl, Sand Attack, and Swift like the creepypasta. But we are not going to use maybe 1-2 moves with this guy because he has one move I need to level him up for.

Everything you can evo from a Horrorizer falls into Creepypasta/memefandom/Evil version of some things, category of nonsense. At least from what I could find they seem to be shit like that.

For example

Gorefielf

Chara from undertale.
Some alter versions of fatemon
Krampus version of delibird. from some rom hack.
Some Snakewood pokemon.


There also likely more, as remember that mod I use that put a lot of the wondertrade only pokemon gettable outside of it?
It also adds new pokemon so who knows if there unlisted pokemon not on the wiki from it.

Back on topic, as we level him up we learn he a biter.

Likes to take bathes regularly

and

: K̶̪̳͑̇i̵̛̯͚̪l̸͈̊l̶͇̹̳̀

: Not the first word I expected, but it's got the spirit.

: What is wrong with you?

It's a 100% accurate horn drill, with a typing that has no types immune to it. The only downside is your pokemon have to be the same level or higher then the enemy for it to work.

So of course we give him the choice scarf so we most likely will go first.

Sadly we have no MAX PP, and I have no idea where to find some, so we are stuck at only being able to use it once every time to rest our pokemon.

Anyway Next up, I have our next eevee that whipped dream item during the day. (Because for some fucking reason it's coded to only work during the day and not night.)

We get this thing.

: AHHHHHHHHH

: Why is it screaming?

: Why would I know?

: WHY DO I EXIST, EXISTING IS PAINFUL, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Going from A normal eevee to a eevee made out of cake has to be painful. Can you image how awful it must be to do anything when you are now soft spongy cake.

I am starting to think HT and WT is made up on the spot. Look how big it is at 6 feet.

Next I have our third eevee cunt, hold one of the sweethearts I bought.

and it turns into this

Am I the only looks at this, and thinks to themself "Reskinned Zorua"?

I get it's meant to be a chocolate vixen, but it just looks like someones Zorua OC.

: Master, Draw me like one of your french Gardevoirs.

: hmmmm, Maybe.

: Maybe, being a slyeon isn't so bad. Although I still hate you.

I also didn't screenshots any of it's stats pages mainly out of shock we got a bootleg zorua.

But wait we not done, I got a 4th eevee here, and I took out shuppet. Are you ready for our next convoluted Evolution.

First we need to evo the shuppet.

Next make the Eevee level up with the banette in our party.

Not even Retail guts is safe from EEeEE.

You may ask yourself what the fuck could this even turn into, and why does it need a banette.

This is another creepypasta pokemon, not on the wack wiki, so I guess it was added by the final mod.

Abandon Lonliness

I'm here to tell you about a bizarre Pokémon game that I once got my hands on. It's quite an odd story but please bear with me and listen up. So a while back I was given a copy of Pokémon Leaf Green by a friend. She said she tried out the game but got bored of it very quickly. I could see just...

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I'll let you read it if you care enough, personally I don't, I just like the typing of this "SPOOOOOKY POKEMON"

That's right Pokemon wack did ghost/normal typing before the offical games. Wack 1, Official games 0.

Okay really a height of 1 foot?

This would mean the ghost is the tallest part, and the eevee, and banette are both like half to a 1/3 of of a foot. BEWEAR THE TINY TERROR.
It's time I start leveling these new eevees up. Rather then use rare candy I am doing the fate mon with EEvEE just using kill over and over. I need the money from selling all the big nuggets.

So it looks at the enemy pokemon, and they get hurt. yeah sure what ever.

I forgot to screenshot achillies heel, it's lowers every enemy stat by 1 stage.
And eerie wail has a chance to confuse the enemy on top of doing damage.

Enemy better watch out, I wouldn't be surprised if this also gives you diabeties.

I think it's better we don't ask where it is getting the milk from.

That's a good move to have. Why does a cake eevee learn this?

Meh

You know what pokemon wack needed. A food typed life drain with a sexual sounding name.

I don't think I want our cakeon to. " MARSHMELLOS"

Okay that's in theme.

Little creepy.

Kono Dio Da!

How could we not want our pokemon to Domestic Abuse, the enemy pokemon?

Wow Heart type moves are pretty fucked up when you think about them.

I read this as heart stop at first.

This sounds trash for our needs.

Anyway new eevee needs a name.
: JuiceBox ask for a nickname on twitter.

@Polyboros2 Sorry Had to shorten it, NickName length limits are a bitch.

So here will be our team, you might noticed EEeEE is well over leveled. That's what happens when you use him to Oneshot one kill around 100+ fatemon battles.

We got like 500k from all the battles I did off screen.

Oh yeah there also this cop I didn't do last time.

EEeEE is also high enough level that he will disobey me sometimes now, thankfully Qmarks don't take super effective damage from anything.

Inside a normal pokemart nothing new.

But I do stock up on Revives, Super, and hyper potions.

: End of the line law breaker.

: Yeah yeah, blah blah,but did you know. IT'S DA SPOOKY MONTH!

:THE SPOOKY MONTH!

First up is our little juicebox.

One rift, and we almost faint the mega evo manectric.

And he oneshots us.

Jenny being Jenny has a bunch of full restores. Because 3 mega evos wasn't enough apparently.

After this attack she switches out the half dead manectric with

How cute, it has fallen in love.

Let's drop the moon on it.

It gets denied quite a few turns because of falling in love. Funny that it's against Tamao with what happens later to him.

:Hey Jenny, I turned my eevee into a cake. IT'S CAKEON!

Of course my head canon is cakeeon sounds like this when ever it's out.

This does 2/3 of our HP

I have to spam a few hyper potions because of that.

Before switching to fucmarydie. Which Is always looking at us.

: Why are all your pokemon this messed up?

:Where are you even finding these things?

: Hah I don't even know half the time, I just do something random or spur of the moment, and out pops stuff like this. Pretty awesome right?

: No, No it's not.

It also does a good chuck of HP damage to us, but I have a plan, a plan that's very RNG based.

We use eerie wail to try to get the confuse effect.

Emotionally abuse the enemy pokemon.

And then laugh when it kills its self. I will like to remind everyone, Deviant is not a good person.

Next up we will have cunt go next.

I keep trying love bite, and we don't get the effect to trigger.

: Step on me daddy Blastoise. Use me as one of your Cumsluts.

I figure cunt is a lost cause, so I bring juicebox back from being faint.

Thankfully blastoise misses it's attack a few times And the one move it does doesn't even oneshot us.

Juicebox now has handcuffs on his tentacles, would that make them tentacle cuffs?

I was being cocky here, so I metronome and got what ever the fuck this move is meant to be.

I swear metronome only gives super effective moves when no matter what move it picks would killed the enemy.

Next up is hoverot, which ice beams and gets a freeze off on the first one.

Remember how that one mega fell in love, and wasted it's turns.

TAMAO DOESN'T FUCKING UNFREEZE FOR QUITE A WHILE. Seriously what is this fucking karma.
It only does like 1/4 of our HP every ice beam. I used 2-3 hyper potions in between me trying to get our slyeon to unfreeze.

The AI apparently got board and switch back to manectric as we are stuck stuck frozen in ice.

This melts the ice. And faints tamao.

I figure might as well use EEeEE to deal with this fuck before they try anything funny.

: Painting fake blood on your pokemon might work on scaring me, if I was a ten year old.
: Wait you are not a ten year old? You battle like one.

: D-did, did you just kill my pokemon. How is that even possible.

:I am cheating back.
: Is this just a game to you?
: In fact, it's THE GAME, you lose.

Rift strike

Who could have saw this coming right.

So we Emotionally abuse this dog as well, and watch as it has no mores we are not immune to.

Causing them to switch back to hoverot after a few turns of having no moves they could reasonably use.

Hoverot is a bad matchup soLet's see if EEeEE any good outside of kill move.

It disobeys me a ton.

It even gets burned.

It refused to do anything it, and fainted for it.
That rather fitting giving the origins. of EEeEE.

So I bright back juicebox and let cakeon faint.

We won this.
'

But we do it in style by telling the enemy pokemon how shit it is.

: How does it feel to be part of a dying police force?

: Euphoric

FucMarydie wants to be a edgelord it seems.

AHH YES A move apparently no pokemon learns, fitting for loneliness.

: Do you really think I am just going to let you go because you beat me? This isn't a game, I am still going to take you in, you are a wanted criminal, broken countless laws.

: Good point, But I do have a better counter point.

:Bluffing wont work on me.

: Hey EEeEE, jenny doesn't want you to Evolve.

:"̶̡̪̭̫̖̔͐̾͒͂̓̽̏̾͑͆̊̿̒͂Y̶̯̤͖̹͍̤̆̀͛̅̀̐̏̕͘o̸̦͈̅̈́͛̿͆ṳ̶̡̪͈͖̝̟̈́̔͐̀͛͘͜ ̵̢̧̛͙͛̍͂̍̀͆̐̈͋͗͆̓s̶̢̢̨̻̰͚̖̘̻͇̥̲̋h̴͎̭̠̫͉̯̿̎̾̒̓̈́̄̑͛̌̉̚̚͝o̶̡̪̖̝͋̀͊̋̚û̸̢̢͈̣̤͍͉̠̮̣͖̘̺̓̈̀̀̾̇̾͑́̀̀̚͠͝l̴͚͎͍̈̇̀̀̉̉́̎̈́͗̕͝͝͝d̵͇͇̲̬͎͇̀̈́ͅ ̸̧̥̺̦̹̻̲͂̔̿͛̎́̀͜͜ḩ̴̧͇̼̮͕͓̲̩̿̊͒á̸͔̜͛͐̀̇̒̀v̶̨̥̣͈͍̝̦̬̭̰͉̐̋̂̈́̑̍̓̆̎͗͜͝͠e̵̩̗̝̟̳͎̬̽̀̆́̑̀̔́͜͝͝ ̷̳̯̭͍̩͙̞̥̇̌̿̋̏͐l̷͈̯̝̮͌̌̒̆͐͒̃̉͒̏ͅe̵͉̦̟̗̟̔̄ͅţ̶̼̮͖̖̳͖͇̀̿͊̿ͅ ̵͓̖͎͊̆̏̌̇̀͋͋̒̃̍̉̚͠͝m̵̡̯̱̄̄̔̕ę̸̨̖͖͇̮̪̟͙̣̖̫͌̍̅̂̌̄̏͛͐́͘͘͜͝ ̸̦̰̤̻͇͈̩͉̺̮̤̾̉̅̇͌̚͠ͅe̶̲̯̝̥̺̲̍̀̇̒̇̀̃̀̀̊̒͜͠v̵̢͍̠̟̮̰̜͙̠̣̘̈́̀̒̽̇̋̃̚͘͘̕͝͝͠͝ô̷̢̨̬̱̝̫̘͉̖͙̿͜͜l̸̙̘̟̮͈̦̪̅́̄͆͗͌́̕͠v̸̨̛̛͓͖͉͉͋̓͊̈̅́́̽̓̕͜e̶̡̨̤̹͓̤͙̤̬̹̒̃̾̈́̿͋͛͒͊̄͝.̴̧̧͍̙̲̺͈̜̳̰̇̅̿"̶̢̧̳̖̖̺̪͎͎͌̐̎̍́̏͜ͅ ̴̛͙̠̼̮̭͗̈͋̃͂̀̋̆̐͜


What happened to jenny is up to everyones own head canon.

We get a item for doing this side quest/bonus challenge.

Ohhhh nice.

This man keeps us from going onto the next city.


So I'll end this here update here, and I want to know, should we do more side stuff, or check out the main building in this city and keep the story moving. Maybe we find out what the two evil teams are up, maybe this will turn into a bigger circle jerk fanfiction.

Oh and here a question for ya all, what is your favorite Pokemon creepypasta?

Mine happens to be Battery ditto. Not because it's good or anything. It just happen to be the first one I ever read, and holds a place in my heart.

Battery Ditto

Have you ever wondered why in Generation 2 (Gold, Silver, and Crystal) that there is only one place in the whole of Johto and Kanto that you can breed Pokémon? I can tell you why, but I warn you. You may not like what you hear, especially if you feel particularly attuned to the suffering of...

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Have a safe and happy halloween.