✨ Celebrity Leslie Jones

[Strelok]

Star Trek Beyond launches in four days. Even with gay Sulu and dead Chekhov it's going to tank Fembuster's profits.

Dead Chekhov will drive sales if anything. People love seeing an actor's last work.

 

[Hyperion]

No but she can slap the shit out of Melissa McCarthy.

Considering Melissa McCarthy is actually funny...

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

She's crazy even on that Match Game show last night. I cringed.

 

[Segue]

This is one bad PR disaster if I ever saw one. For a comedian she sure doesn't know how to react in front of a crowd.

Considering Melissa McCarthy is actually funny...

Really? In movies I always thought of her as cancer if it was made in to an actress. Her only preformance is "IM FAT I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOIN"

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Fucking called it these click bait sites would rush to her defense

 

[AnOminous]

McCarthy has a career as the female Chris Farley

And look what happened to him.

 

[Rat Speaker]

The impotent white male rage is strong in this thread.

Somebody ran the table, congratulations!

Edit: damn it close, no deviant or a-log

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This is one bad PR disaster if I ever saw one. For a comedian she sure doesn't know how to react in front of a crowd.



Really? In movies I always thought of her as cancer if it was made in to an actress. Her only preformance is "IM FAT I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOIN"

McCarthy's schtick is basically an IRL Pam Poovy, if Pam was written by people who have no idea how to make her funny.

 

[The Grimace]

Thread theme song:

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Dead Chekhov will drive sales if anything. People love seeing an actor's last work.

He's got a few other projects still to be released but this is the first thing out since he died.

Has someone wrestled the phone or keyboard away from her yet? Some little scared Sony PR guy?

 

[Without A Gout]

The only way Melissa McCarthy would be any more obnoxious and unlikable, her name would be Amy Schumer.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

The only way Melissa McCarthy would be any more obnoxious ane unlikable, her name would be Amy Schumer.

At least Schumer is reasonably fuckable

EDIT: reasonably fuckable in comparison to McCarthy*

 

[Ozul]

how do I professional ??

 

[Hyperion]

Fuck yall Identity Thief was amazing

 

[Mrs Paul]

I liked McCarthy on Gilmore Girls. (It's a guilty pleasure, what can I say? My mother got me watching it)


Could she be bipolar or something? That's the only explanation I can think of. Or else she's doing this on purpose to drum up publicity and she's just really bad at it.
Most trolls don't post this shit because they're racist -- they do it because they're trolls trying to get a reaction. It's best to just say say, "fuck 'em" and block them. (Or if they're really nasty, surely there's a way to send a report to Twitter?) That's what Curt Schilling did when a couple of trolls made some really sick comments about his daughter -- he blocked them and they ended up being fired from their jobs.

At the very least, come up with some better insults. Woman, you sound like you're thirteen. Notice the articles about the whole thing don't mention HER comebacks.


(From what I'm reading, the movie seems to be doing decent, although not spectacular)

 

[Ido]

"I just am sadden today"

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

48 tweets in the last hour....damn bitch, you fucking took the troll bait like it was your first day on da interwebs.

/edit/: and another one, 49. Its looking pretty bad over there. Some one gonna have to club that lady and take her cell away.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

"I just am sadden today"

"I just am sadden today"
omfg that's fucking perfect

somebody add that to the random txt

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

This is the most professional behavior I've ever seen in all my living years.

 

[Dan Abrams]

She must be new to the internet. Sure getting called an ape or Harambe is crappy but I seem to remember something from when I was a wee lad first starting out on the internet about not feeding the trolls.