🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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MicrowavedApple said:
The problem is that Lena plays the squidgy comedienne but wants the world to recognize her as a beautiful ingenue, and these are two archetypes that have zero overlap whatsoever (Amy Schumer is almost as bad when it comes to this). Melissa McCarthy is so successful because she has zero vanity when it comes to her roles. She's fine with playing crass, brash and gross because that's what her niche is, and at the end of the day she's laughing all the way to the bank and to the Oscars. Lena, on the other hand, is popping her 5th benzo for the night and wondering why she got cast as a lesser Manson follower and not Sharon Tate herself (which she'll inevitably turn into some self-absorbed think piece for Vogue).
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Yes, and these were subplots, themes, or even entire episodes within Tiny Furniture and Girls.

In Girls, the episode where pasty, dumpy, lipless Lena stumbles upon a wealthy, handsome doctor and has an intense sexual and emotional weekend fling with him was so incredibly factitious to be almost comical.
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Plus like Schumer she isn't funny, at least not when she's intentionally trying to be funny.

I think I mentioned it before but I kinda wanna see someone draw a parody of the Sonichu 0 cover with Lena and her Girls self insert since Girls is basically her Sonichu from everything I've heard and seen of it.
 
MicrowavedApple said:
(which she'll inevitably turn into some self-absorbed think piece for Vogue).
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What's amazing to me is how Vogue (and GQ for the gentlemen) have become political platforms of a sort.

After all, those weren't just fashion magazines, they were the ones you had to read if you were big in the garment industry (even if you were an old cigar chomping guy named Moe), so you'd know what to order for your store.

Just another aspect of fashion these days I guess.

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By ordinary non-movie-star standards, she wasn't bad looking before she totally gave up trying.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
It was a very, lonely, neglected relationship for the scale.

Her “fitness fad” phase, where she lost a few pounds and had the paps come to photograph her in athletic halter tops on the street, lasted less than a year. I think this was the only time her scale got any real attention from Lena. Fat girls not even trying rarely spend quality time with their scale.

I guess she just decided fuck it. Demanding a hysterectomy was the best excuse to give up and go back to bed, take pills, eat and wallow.

Women also tend to gain weight after hysterectomys so Lena is going to be massive since her video is basically a big “fuck it” in regards to giving a shit about her weight and health. I could totally see her becoming a HAES final boss.
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Wait did she get her ovaries removed in the hysterectomy? Because if so she’s going to hit menopause at warp speed. If it was just her uterus she won’t, but without the ovaries instant menopause will occur and she’s going to start aging like a banana in a tanning bed.
 
AbraCadaver said:
Wait did she get her ovaries removed in the hysterectomy? Because if so she’s going to hit menopause at warp speed. If it was just her uterus she won’t, but without the ovaries instant menopause will occur and she’s going to start aging like a banana in a tanning bed.
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No, she did not have them removed, but even so weight gain is common, esp for women already prone to pudge.

I only know she kept her ovaries because she hinted at still having eggs to use in a surrogate. Shudder.
 
Baloney Face said:
By ordinary non-movie-star standards, she wasn't bad looking before she tatally gave up trying.
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I agree that she wasn't close to her worst then, but she was at best mousy and forgettable imo. She probably wouldn't catch the eye of an attractive doctor in NYC, which was the premise of the episode. The stills don't entirely capture how unappealing she comes across in the show.
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And of course she had to be naked all the time:
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Edit: She had her left ovary removed about a year after her hysterectomy.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
She probably wouldn't catch the eye of an attractive doctor in NYC, which was the premise of the episode. The stills don't entirely capture how unappealing she comes across in the show.
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One of the funniest things about the backlash to that episodes plot was the actor who played the doctor's wife came out on twitter to post a screed about how Lena could 'totally bag a man like her husband', and he, or any such man would be lucky to have her....

I couldn't tell if she was just delusional from the woke koolaid, or if it was some kind of performative woke thing going on, or if it was the ultimate in catty female passive agressive bitchiness.
 
Barabbas said:
One of the funniest things about the backlash to that episodes plot was the actor who played the doctor's wife came out on twitter to post a screed about how Lena could 'totally bag a man like her husband', and he, or any such man would be lucky to have her....

I couldn't tell if she was just delusional from the woke koolaid, or if it was some kind of performative woke thing going on, or if it was the ultimate in catty female passive agressive bitchiness.
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I seem to remember Patrick Wilsons' wife being slightly on the heavier side herself.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
I seem to remember Patrick Wilsons' wife being slightly on the heavier side herself.
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Nah, she a relatively attractive woman. I looked her up and she had some kids in the past six years so you might have seen photos with some pregnancy or post baby weight. She’s might not be LA actress anorexic size but she’s not heavy at all.

I actually find it interesting that a number of very conventially attractive male actors tend to marry/date women who aren’t Barbie dolls. I’ve wondered if being treated like a Ken dolls and not being taken serious because of it, makes them appreciate non-physical attributes in their partners more. Hugh Jackman catches flack all the time for his wife - who he’s been happily married to for like 20 years.

John Hamm, a stereotypical hunk, said for years that him being “too good looking” cost him many roles. He almost didn’t get the lead in Mad Men for that very reason until they decided he was a really good actor and his “way too good looking” could be used to the character’s advantage. It at least made all the women throwing themselves at him on the show far more believable.

Generally leading men need to be attractive, but not perfect. A actress being so attractive it’s distracting is considered good, but not so much with a male actor. People don’t tend to take exceptionally attractive men seriously in movies.

Male actors need some minor physical flaws to make them interesting. Pretty faces are a dime a dozen in LA so it’s important to be memorable and stand out a bit. Rugged is better than gorgeous. Brad Pitt is one of the few very successful “pretty boy” leading men, and his willingness to play scruffy trashy guys early on was key to his success. Had he gone for clean cut roles he would have never made it. I mean playing a grungy stoner pulling bong hits was his first big role.)

Of course, your not so attractive character actors tend to marry and date Barbie doll type women.
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
I seem to remember Patrick Wilsons' wife being slightly on the heavier side herself.
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^There she is. Of course everyone who's above a size 4 is fat by Hollywood standards, but I think she's a striking woman. She kind of reminds me of Justine Bateman when she was a bit younger. And yeah, I remember this woman going on and on about being big and worthy of a guy like Patrick and all this shit just to make Lena feel better (and perhaps to secure Patrick's place in Hollywood for a few more years); there was (still kind of is) such an insane cult of personality around Dunham that people would bend over backwards to kiss her chubby ass.

The disbelief people held for the aptly named "One Man's Trash" episode wasn't entirely about Lena's weight/body--though a lot of people insisted it was--but her general grossness and plainness and awful demeanor. She looks unwashed and has no redeeming features.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
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^There she is. Of course everyone who's above a size 4 is fat by Hollywood standards, but I think she's a striking woman. She kind of reminds me of Justine Bateman when she was a bit younger. And yeah, I remember this woman going on and on about being big and worthy of a guy like Patrick and all this shit just to make Lena feel better (and perhaps to secure Patrick's place in Hollywood for a few more years); there was (still kind of is) such an insane cult of personality around Dunham that people would bend over backwards to kiss her chubby ass.

The disbelief people held for the aptly named "One Man's Trash" episode wasn't entirely about Lena's weight/body--though a lot of people insisted it was--but her general grossness and plainness and awful demeanor. She looks unwashed and has no redeeming features.
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The pictures I saw of her she was a bit heavier. Not Dunham-whale sized, but not the Hollywood skinny, either.
 
30 pages and 2+ years later and Lena Dunham still has the least attractive fat girl tits that have ever existed.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
I can't really find any other pictures where she's terribly bigger aside from where she's obviously pregnant, but I found the tweets:
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Let's pretend it was just about size, not about looks, style, personality, or hygiene.
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Yeah, it sounds like standard hubby's career promoting tweet. It's also possible that the broad has some insecurity about her size and she defended Lena out of "solidarity of fat girls" if such a thing exists.

The fact is that even if Lena got much skinnier she would still be your average ugly, as her face has no striking features whatsoever: she has thin lips, shapeless nose, flat face etc. It's nothing that makeup and contouring can fix. As I said before she would need plastic surgery to make her attractive. Still, there is no surgery for the soul, so even if she turned into a hottie with a help of modern medicine, we will still deem her ugly, because she is ugly inside.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
I agree that she wasn't close to her worst then, but she was at best mousy and forgettable imo. She probably wouldn't catch the eye of an attractive doctor in NYC, which was the premise of the episode. The stills don't entirely capture how unappealing she comes across in the show.
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And of course she had to be naked all the time:
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Edit: She had her left ovary removed about a year after her hysterectomy.
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Under that spoiler all I see is a smiling face.
 
She’s gone full on munchie/pill head, which should be interesting because with her money and fleeting fame it will be extreme.

All her munchie/pill seeking will be a SJW crusade about “not taking women’s health seriously” it’s a pretty effective hammer to use against her rich liberal NYC doctors who cater to famous/rich patients.

I think she’s doing the 30s flameout. Women who have early/surprising success in their 20s flame out as the real demands of adulthood start adding up and more is expected from them career-wise than than the handful of original ideas they’ve been milking since college. Retreating to the sick bed and eating pills is one of the well-traveled paths.
 
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