🍗 Deathfat Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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I wonder if Lena hopes that by white-knighting this girl she'll worm her way into the Kardashians good graces? Though the Kardashians are trainwrecks enough without a gross child molester hanging around them.
 
I was going to say “this child molester needs to have her #metoo moment.” Then I remembered that the younger sister she molested now no longer “identifies as a woman.” If that doesn’t scream “help me, someone close to me violated my female body and now I hate it” then idk what does. Her younger sister might as well have a #metoo t-shirt on with an arrow pointing at Lena.
 
Get ready for Lena to gain some major poundage because her latest desperate cry for attention is releasing a pathetic 'breakup ' instagram video where she dramatically announces that she is ending her 25 year long relationship with her scale.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Lena Dunham throws her scale in the trash

The 32-year-old writer admitted 'ya, this is a breakup' in the quick clip where she appeared to be makeup-free and wearing a grey T-shirt.
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In other news....
Her scale is reported to be ecstatic over the breakup and is receiving counseling to get over the trauma of having had to endure encounters with an angry and naked Lena. Poor scale.
 
Misery vibes.
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Lena's definitely gonna break 200 lbs. by the end of the year. I can't wait to see her balloon up even more.
 
IBrokeBob said:
Get ready for Lena to gain some major poundage because her latest desperate cry for attention is releasing a pathetic 'breakup ' instagram video where she dramatically announces that she is ending her 25 year long relationship with her scale.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Lena Dunham throws her scale in the trash

The 32-year-old writer admitted 'ya, this is a breakup' in the quick clip where she appeared to be makeup-free and wearing a grey T-shirt.
www.dailymail.co.uk www.dailymail.co.uk

In other news....
Her scale is reported to be ecstatic over the breakup and is receiving counseling to get over the trauma of having had to endure encounters with an angry and naked Lena. Poor scale.
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It was a very, lonely, neglected relationship for the scale.

Her “fitness fad” phase, where she lost a few pounds and had the paps come to photograph her in athletic halter tops on the street, lasted less than a year. I think this was the only time her scale got any real attention from Lena. Fat girls not even trying rarely spend quality time with their scale.

I guess she just decided fuck it. Demanding a hysterectomy was the best excuse to give up and go back to bed, take pills, eat and wallow.

Women also tend to gain weight after hysterectomys so Lena is going to be massive since her video is basically a big “fuck it” in regards to giving a shit about her weight and health. I could totally see her becoming a HAES final boss.
 
No one would care how squidgy Lena is if she was a) funny and b) not a child molester.

"Squidgy comedienne" is a well inhabited genre. Roseanne was pretty much THE TV comedy of the 90s, this isn't new ground. Melissa McCarthy gets plenty of quality roles and plenty of money to do them. Aidy Bryant's doing fine. Outside America, the UK has many, many comediennes who are considered "not traditionally attractive" - Jo Brand, Miranda Hart, Catherine Tate, Sarah Millican - and they are hugely successful and respected. Fuck it, Victoria Wood is considered one of the greatest comedy writers this country ever produced.

The choices Lena makes about how to present herself physically are not at this point going to make a fucking bit of difference to her career. People were never paying her to be pretty in the first place.
 
I'm pretty sure she's just sitting around in misery, self-medicating with food and prescription drugs because very few people pay her any attention at all anymore. Her skin tone in that pic screams out "I'm taking a lot of pills!"
 
she has a small role in the new Quentin Tarantino movie. can't wait to see pictures of her and Margot Robbie together on the red carpet, it'll be like a genderswapped Virgin vs Chad drawing.
 
rocknrollmartian said:
Misery vibes.
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Lena's definitely gonna break 200 lbs. by the end of the year. I can't wait to see her balloon up even more.
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I'm just hoping she balloons up to 600 lbs and ends up with Dr. Now on my 600 LB Life. That would be glorious to see Dr. Now telling her "I don't care bout your feminist excuses. Following my plan, you should have lost "tirty" pounds in the past two munts."

Although if she were on that show, she would spend all of her time in the shower, demanding that the producers not blur out her smelly parts for the camera.
 
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Maybe this was the moment she decided it was all pointless and gave up.

She’s probably 75 lbs thinner there than now. I know she’s in all black with spanx, but that’s the thinnest I’ve ever seen her.

Karl_der_Grosse said:
I'm pretty sure she's just sitting around in misery, self-medicating with food and prescription drugs because very few people pay her any attention at all anymore. Her skin tone in that pic screams out "I'm taking a lot of pills!"
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I think she’s decided to be fat pill popper. The greasy hair and pajamas is a classic “I may or may not get out of bed on days that end in a y” lifestyle look.

I wonder if she’s got any victims lined up for that “artist” trap house she’s building next to mummy and daddy in CT. I think that endeavor is going to create some modern Whatever Happened to Sweet Baby Jane material in a decade or so.
 
Krokodil Overdose said:
According to Google, she's 5'3" [Ben Shapiro joke.] Wouldn't 300 lbs at 5'3" be actually immobile, or am I underestimating the will of fatties to get to Dunkin Donuts?
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This is what 5'3" and three hundo looks like (that's FA proponent and delusional asshole Marianne Kirby in the pics below):
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So yeah, it's fucking big. I don't know if Lena will ever get that fat, but her commitment to Xanax, cupcakes, and hiding out in her bedroom isn't going to help her get any slimmer. She's technically already obese if she's hit 170.
 
Fareal said:
"Squidgy comedienne" is a well inhabited genre. Roseanne was pretty much THE TV comedy of the 90s, this isn't new ground. Melissa McCarthy gets plenty of quality roles and plenty of money to do them. Aidy Bryant's doing fine.
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The problem is that Lena plays the squidgy comedienne but wants the world to recognize her as a beautiful ingenue, and these are two archetypes that have zero overlap whatsoever (Amy Schumer is almost as bad when it comes to this). Melissa McCarthy is so successful because she has zero vanity when it comes to her roles. She's fine with playing crass, brash and gross because that's what her niche is, and at the end of the day she's laughing all the way to the bank and to the Oscars. Lena, on the other hand, is popping her 5th benzo for the night and wondering why she got cast as a lesser Manson follower and not Sharon Tate herself (which she'll inevitably turn into some self-absorbed think piece for Vogue).
 
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