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Anchuent Christory said:
Off topic, but for any of our more inexperienced male members navigating the dating scene, I know it sucks when a girl stops texting/messaging you back (believe me, I've been there), but this is essentially the reason why.
She's not necessarily trying to be unpleasant, but more often than not, guys will continue to message with pleading, wheedling, cajoling, insults, aggression, and combative behaviour. It's easier just to block and move on sadly.

Remember kids, don't be Chris.
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I now have a wonderful boyfriend (about months now) that I met on OKC. The last time I logged onto OKC was the week before I met this boyfriend in person, we'd been chatting online and getting to know one another.

This was this one guy who messaged me almost as soon as I opened the OKC account this summer. I replied back because he seemed nice, but after a few messages he turned out to be bland and needy. One way I screened these guys was asking them questions about varying subjects and seeing how they responded. His answers were short and to the point, and he would often say that he wanted to meet me and that he really liked me. (despite not asking ME questions about myself) so I stopped responding. Even then, he kept messaging me saying what was up, why i wasn't responding, asking if I was ok, etc etc.

Last time I logged in OKC was over two months ago, and I still on occasion get messages from guys (I get email notifications) and just last week I heard from this guy AGAIN. Despite not having logged into that account for a good while, I was tempted to log back in just to tear him a new one. He was just so god damn annoying. No wonder he's still single, I wonder how many girls he's doing this to, in hopes someone will bite.
 
I guess I've been here too long, because for some reason the thing that annoyed me the most is that Henry Tudor was Henry VII, not Henry VIII. Also, I read that part as Chris saying Catherine should spend her time learning from the Care Bears instead of learning about the Tudors? I can't see Chris being the one to learn about the Tudors, considering Chris never learns anything.

Did we ever figure out what he means by "Bonus Round"?
 
SlenderManBearPig said:
Any idea what he's trying to say with "I did all of that and the bonus round (interpret that how you will)" ? All I can think of is that he's trying to say he's not a virgin anymore. It's from the 2nd text in the OP.
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In this context I think Chris is saying he went above and beyond in trying to make up to Catherine for freaking out about Colin. It's just that he tends to relate to things in terms of video games because autism.
Either that or he did tier 15 with the hooker.
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SlenderManBearPig said:
Any idea what he's trying to say with "I did all of that and the bonus round (interpret that how you will)" ? All I can think of is that he's trying to say he's not a virgin anymore. It's from the 2nd text in the OP.
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Huh, yeah, actually, I don't know. I said "sex" because "bonus round" has been a long-established euphemism of Chris' to refer to sex. But in the context, his wording is almost meaningless.
 
I'm mostly curious about what Chris interprets as 'working on the relationship.' Other than claiming to learn something after the Colin incident, what else has he done?
 
Christan Weston Chandler said:
I had the idea of using the new one that came with the strap on to try to get the washcloth up there to clean the crap out; that idea failed. Then I got an impulse to shove it up there in the tub with the water; it went in easier, but it was either hitting my bladder or prostate; it was without a doubt more painful than anything pleasurable to me. My impulse conned me into shoving it up there four times in different ways; all the while still more painful.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, Chris.
 
I'd like to apologize to those who thought my previous post in this thread was off topic. I wasn't trying to de-rail the thread,. it's just that the comment I replied to reminded me of that OKC guy who wouldn't stop messaging me. It was like with Catie and Chris, someone here said that Chris kept messaging Catie and she barely responded, reminded me too much of my OKC stalker. The guy was also very insistent on meeting up with me in person ASAP without wanting to have real conversation/getting to know one another at least a little bit beforehand.
 
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I'm surprised Bob never outfit Chris with a helmet early on to keep him from hurting himself with everyday life.

Gohi said:
Wait, did he seriously talk to her about "cleaning the crap out" of his behind or am I horribly misreading that message?
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Makes the box of enemas more explainable.

Anchuent Christory said:
Off topic, but for any of our more inexperienced male members navigating the dating scene, I know it sucks when a girl stops texting/messaging you back (believe me, I've been there), but this is essentially the reason why.
She's not necessarily trying to be unpleasant, but more often than not, guys will continue to message with pleading, wheedling, cajoling, insults, aggression, and combative behaviour. It's easier just to block and move on sadly.

Remember kids, don't be Chris.
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This is all true. BUT...I think it would be better if the girl would text/message you back with, "Hey, thanks for your message. However, I've thought about it and decided that we wouldn't be a good fit." Now, after that, you shouldn't try to change her mind, but should just say, "Okay, it was nice meeting you. Good luck." (You can leave out the, "Stay safe." :medallion:)

Marvin said:
That's not true. In 2013, Chris was still being a dumbass. But evidence of that dumbassery rarely showed up online. Chris was still out being a dipshit IRL. We just didn't hear about it that often.

But this year, Chris threw that all away. I mean, he went through a house fire, so I don't really fault him for that. But still, he's throwing any progress he's made away.

Like I said, I was genuinely surprised that he didn't throw away the okcupid account when knowledge of it was leaked. Or at the very least, I'm surprised he wasn't a lot more careful in screening the girls messaging him on it. Pre-fire, he'd have been a lot more careful with that situation, I think.
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What about the fire caused him to give up all that progress?
 
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Holdek said:
What about the fire caused him to give up all that progress?
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He life got flipped, turned upside down. Having to be obsessively careful about who you trust is exhausting. He let his guard down long enough for Catie to get a foothold, and the rest was history.

It also didn't help that he was talking to a lot of people online in the process of selling the medallions.
 
Holdek said:
What about the fire caused him to give up all that progress?
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Personally I think it was do with the escape. We don't know how close it was for him and Barb, and having your house burn around you is a horrifying experience in general, let alone trying to run through the hoard choked lanes of 14BC. Chris was scared for his life, and afterwards he got desperate for a way out which he thinks lies with a new sweetheart
Plus everything Marvin said
 
Marvin said:
He life got flipped, turned upside down. Having to be obsessively careful about who you trust is exhausting. He let his guard down long enough for Catie to get a foothold, and the rest was history.

It also didn't help that he was talking to a lot of people online in the process of selling the medallions.
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I was wondering how much of a part his desperation and loneliness is playing. Seeing as he's so miserable and longing for his heart-sweet is he more willing to take a chance now?
 
CalmMyTits said:
I'd like to apologize to those who thought my previous post in this thread was off topic. I wasn't trying to de-rail the thread,. it's just that the comment I replied to reminded me of that OKC guy who wouldn't stop messaging me. It was like with Catie and Chris, someone here said that Chris kept messaging Catie and she barely responded, reminded me too much of my OKC stalker. The guy was also very insistent on meeting up with me in person ASAP without wanting to have real conversation/getting to know one another at least a little bit beforehand.
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People are a little too trigger happy with the negative ratings here sometimes (like a pepper spray wielding tomgirl in a Gamestop)

If anybody was being off topic, it was me, but I don't think it's that much of a stretch to talk a little about how Chris' behaviour isn't always completely anomalous and removed from the norm.
Unfortunately, some of Chris' negative traits are more common among the population than we'd like to believe. We often like to paint Chris as some sort of bizarre creature with no human equivalent, but really, a lot of the time, all he's really doing is turning the stupid up to eleven.
Holdek said:
This is all true. BUT...I think it would be better if the girl would text/message you back with, "Hey, thanks for your message. However, I've thought about it and decided that we wouldn't be a good fit." Now, after that, you shouldn't try to change her mind, but should just say, "Okay, it was nice meeting you. Good luck." (You can leave out the, "Stay safe." :medallion:)
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When it comes to a decent guy like you and me, yeah, I agree, but having spoken to various women about this sort of stuff over the years, it's apparent that these sites are a minefield of male douchebaggery, entitlement and self pity.
Also, a half decent looking woman will probably get more messages than she can ever conveniently reply to.

Okay, on topic.
"Then I got an impulse to shove it up there in the tub with the water; it went in easier, but it was either hitting my bladder or prostate; it was without a doubt more painful than anything pleasurable to me. My impulse conned me into shoving it up there four times in different ways; all the while still more painful"

So, here's a thought. When Chris records a video, writes a letter, or basically does anything else for a sweetheart, he'll give it one quick pass, and that's good enough. Even his magnum opus Sonichu, he'll churn it out as half assed as possible just to get it done.
Trying Anal penetration with toys? He tries it once, it hurts, then four more times, just in case!

The evidence is definately mounting guys.
 
Nine times out of ten, when you write something polite like "I don't think we're a match" on a dating site, the guy either writes "Fuck you you're too ugly for me anyway bitch" or he sends you dozens more messages trying to change your mind.

Dating sites do not bring out the best in most people, of any gender.
 
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