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You got most of the LJ lore correct. The Pheep (fictional character) is a mythical French ambassador, but LJ never said he was a prince. I think even uneducated goblins have a general idea of what happened to the French aristocracy in the late 1700s. She uses the word prince as a nickname because she's obsessed with Disney. (Apparently, Laur heavily controls what content she consumers, and most of what she's allowed to watch is Disney.) There's an actual ambassador named Philippe, but she spells the name wrong, and he's elderly. Also, she's posted little French blurbs from flower deliveries, and the accent marks are fucked up, and grammatical gender usage is wrong. Inept to the point where someone who is A1 or A2 French level would know "this is wrong." It's impossible for a French native speaker who isn't retarded or in nursery school to make these mistakes.I never knew there was a thread about her and her mom, i found out about her just before creepshow did a vid on her.
Correct me if i'm wrong but she claims her boyfriend is a french ambassadeur in New York and also a prince ? Because i just checked people working there in NY and no one is named Philipe. Also, i don't see why a prince would work there ? Dude is supposed loaded but LJ never left the Attic ?
It's one of the most ridiculous lies she elaborated with her mom and such an unecessary one, she has thousand of rich indian guys under all her post !
The problem with the goblins is they go all out. If LJ had just said, "I have a boyfriend named Sam, and he goes to university in Philly. We're the same age. He doesn't come on camera because he's very shy." People wouldn't have questioned it, and farmers wouldn't even bother to look into it because that's so vague and boring; it's believable. But LJ had to create this exotic person with an easily googleable backstory.
EDIT: Lillee got new merch.
"Hi." such a profound statement from Twitter Descartes. And that 68€ price tag for the bland hoodie is totally reasonable. 40€ for the mask because there's a market for shitty masks from obscure cows these days.
Which items will Laur buy? Thunky face.
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