💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

[Annie Adderall]

Fucking hell, that's a lot of shit. Skincare should only be a few steps. Having that much shit just creates microtears and stress that ages people faster. It makes me cringe to see how aggressively she applies her shit. Not good for wrinkle prevention! Laur is only 54 and has aged like fucking shit. LJ has genetics biting her in the ass, and she's just exasperating it by working her skin up with this shit.

What LJ has to look forward to:

Edit:
Dearest Null,
I'm sorry if you get an autistic DMCA takedown for these pics. We all know Laur is mega triggered when people point out she's a crazy, crusty old bitch.

Edit 2:
Laur unprivated her Twitter!

Tweet 1: Laur's subtle ebeg. She wants Estella or LJ (the two people she has positive relationships with) to buy her this piece of cubic zirconia shit. But then LJ should have to stop buying overpriced and ridiculous skincare, which she's not going to do.

Tweet 2: Laur recounts one of the many times she defrauded someone and longs for the days when she wasn't platform banned from every online marketplace.

EDIT 3:
An anon from the other farms said that tweet 2 was intimidation. Two callouts were talking about The Black Lagoon on private accounts the other day. (Laur is blocked af, of course.) Thank you, anon, for giving more info. I went through the callouts, and a popular callout retweeted a post about Pandora a few hours before Laur's Pandora tweet. Laur's gotta creep on everyone, of course.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Not only this dysfunctional budgeting, but she also mixes products anyone worth their salt with skincare knows you shouldn't; with ingredients that denature an ingredient in another product she'll happily slather on one another. Also every single tutorial has different prep for the skin so no wonder her skin always looks "hormonal". She called the ingredients in the mask "high end" when all can be found in any drug store/Wal-Mart and they came in a package of 10 for $9.
I also cannot get over how she rubs these products into her face, she goes into some meditative state, slows way down, only rubs portions of her face where it feels good, and talks so quietly you can't here her repeat the same things every damn time. She acts like its the only time she gets touched other than her mom hugging her.

yup. Not to sperg but coconut oil is terrible for your face. She's just a ninny.

 

[PetuniaBlueOrchid]

Lillee is non-stop spamming twitter with the dumbest cringiest tweet from globlinesia, maybe to hide the callouts for the Urban Decay PR:

Callouts:

Lillee/Laur (who is probably tweeting when Lillee sleeps) :
She is tweeting a lot of small brands, artists, magazines, famous people for future collab/sponsorship.
Too bad 100% of her tweets have 0 engagement.
I especially appreciated she tweeted to TeenVogue.

Why make full sentences when you can tweet pidgin words.

Several tweets to Pepsico as this one:

Lillee-the-CEO-Cosmetics-Expert-WhitewhiteUwuPrincess:

Still messing with french people: You don't use "oui" like "YAAAASS".

Maybe because students are finishing their exams and will be in Summer holidays soon, and normal people going out more often and feeling better when the weather gets warmer.
Lillee wouldn't ask such dumb question if she would have stayed in school and had the barely minimal social interaction.
But I guess seasons are irrelevant when you never leave the house.

And by the way, it's 21st of June, not 20th.

I'm stopping right there, you get the idea.

 

[Annie Adderall]

It's an endless stream of nonsense.

Twitter Descartes speaks.

This is one of the most awkward gifs I've ever seen. And that includes LJ's self-produced gifs. I don't think Laur posted this, she probably wouldn't post a rabbit mounting a strip pole on her innocent manchild's Twitter. Pole dancing isn't inherently sexual, but the goblin famers know Laur's conservative feelings towards sex workers.


Most recent callout tweets that LJ is trying to bury.

Urban Decay has more flinging shit to deal with than the LJ callouts. The hardcore Prince fans are pissed that his brand is being used for profit and they aren't afraid to express themselves via Twitter tantrum. Most launches don't have that much emotion and backlash.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Has she tried the wacky weed for the first time, or has she hired one of her thirsty Indian simps as her social media manager?

 

[Annie Adderall]

UD's stupidity is confirmed. Some farmers thought LJ was lying about receiving UD PR. This isn't very reassuring. I expected UD to be smarter than Too Faced or indie startups. Callouts should be reacting strongly shortly.

How can someone suck so much at their native language? Their *only* language?

 

[PetuniaBlueOrchid]

Her mental state has gone downhill since 2017/2018; I wonder how bad it will turn. Been evicted so much surely doesn't help.

PR indeed:

Tired Lady is back and Lillee's answer is hilarious:

Urban Decay is making money from a dead artist who is therefore unable to give consent, but sure Lillee as long as you get free products, exploitation it's all for the best!

EDIT: The final look

 

[Annie Adderall]

Noooo, not Tired Lady! Laur is preferable to Tired Lady. At least Laur is entertaining.

LJ has tweeted 188 times so far today. She also bought 848 followers a few days ago.

 

[Android raptor]

I like how most of the callouts focus on a few dumb things she said about race due purely to her being an ignorant attic goblin instead of her and Laur's mountain of generally terrible and unhinged behavior. I guess no matter who it is twitter always has to focus almost exclusively on the race aspect (which is a more minor thing here)

 

[In my opinion]

Hi there ! I'm a long time Lillee lurker and this is my first time commenting on her strange life ! First of all prince would be appalled by this whole launch especially having it on Lillee jeans face.

She's the least of all the problems for urban decay right now imo!

I don't want to get off topic or make this post into a blog like comment but from what I see in this girls life I honestly think she has multiple personality disorder or something to that effect especially when it comes to her being a 20 year old that still plays with dolls, I mean everyone knows as kids we make up lives for our Barbies like giving them a name and personality etc. But Lillee has taken this to a whole other deranged level of weird by actually making up fake friends and fan pages with their own personalities and even different races . All her so called "jeaniez" are all in fact herself and her mom! And that's fuckin weird because it's painfully obvious that she believes them to be real people who are fans! (Or at least she talks about them like they're real)
What I found hilarious about that was when she tried to get her "jeaniez" to "Fucking Attack " her haters and NOT ONE person besides her and Laur went after them with their sad zero engagement ! Lmao

When she's around her mom "baby Lillee jean" comes out, when she's "clapping back" at her "haters" the "CEO Lillee jean " comes out, when she's talking about "pheepy" full grown "sexually mature woman Lillee jean" comes out. She's constantly switching personalities and personas that are not her!

Her makeup videos are unbearable to watch because that's when the "famous influencer Lillee jean" is talking like she's a pro MUA ! She lives in a very dark fantasy world and cps should have taken her away from her mother a long fucking time ago! She thinks that being a grown woman is all about over sharing about her periods and tight pelvic wall which is so gross along with talking about "pheepy" keeping her sexually satisfied which again is disgusting considering how she acts like a little girl still playing with children's Toys. I don't even want to imagine what they talk about in private.

Again sorry for the long post but I just have to get this off my chest because I haven't spoken about her ever , I've only been reading about her and her crazy mother!

ONE more thing I noticed recently in her IG story of her dancing around her room in a fashionova romper was that she was trying to act like Amber Scholl , I follow Amber so I know her characteristics and her video style and I couldn't help but notice that, I'm someone who notices small things like this and I wish I wasn't. She seems to try and adopt things that other beauty gurus might say like jeffery star etc. by saying Something like "oh hello pigment' in her baby voice while reviewing eyeshadows and It just comes off so phony ugh !!!!!

I don't want to be a hater but this person is so unbelievably unlikeable that I can't even feel sorry for her because of how delusional and brazen she is thinking that she's something she's not! Her mom's a con artist so we shouldn't be surprised but ffs sakes they need to give it up and disappear off the internet with all her fake fans and multiple personalities.

I feel so much better now that I got all that out!

 

[Annie Adderall]

I like how most of the callouts focus on a few dumb things she said about race due purely to her being an ignorant attic goblin instead of her and Laur's mountain of generally terrible and unhinged behavior. I guess no matter who it is twitter always has to focus almost exclusively on the race aspect (which is a more minor thing here)

I think it's a mixture of strategy and going for low-hanging fruit. It's probably the fastest way to get a strong reaction out of people and brands. Explaining the goblins' pedo fantasy, doxing, DMCA abuse, lying about Holocaust survivor family members & using their fake ancestry to validate problematic views, and the bot followers takes more time, and some people still might not care. But racisms/transphobia/other isms/phobias? Brands nope out pretty quick. Especially cosmetics brands, which in my experience, are more vocally left-leaning than other fast-moving consumer goods brands because their younger and more progressive clientele demands it. It's just good business to yeet the racist transphobe before it attracts attention.

All the callouts have to do is share a few tiny clips from three podcasts, and LJ and Laur look like hateful, unemployable monsters. It's too easy. I agree that their other issues should be covered more and might even be more interesting from a drama perspective.

Most recent tweets under a Lillee Jean search:

It's been three hours since the spam stopped. Can we assume that the littlest goblin is sleeping?

EDIT:

 

[PetuniaBlueOrchid]

Lillee is announcing another PR from AlpynBeauty, from her insta stories:

We know shady brands are not dropping her and Botanic-affair is on her side.
What these two brands have in common?

-They are members of the greenwashing lobbying 1%percent for the planet "charity org".
- They advocate for green-green-super-green products (just like Lillee advocate for anti-cyberbullying) and pretend they care about the environment sooo much, yet can't spend 5 minutes to check who they collaborate with.


- All in the same engagment pod.
The founder of Alpynbeauty :

- Same website host:

- I can't find any official registration for both of them.
AlpynBeauty does sell at Sephora online though.
- Both brands were created in 2021.
- Identical colour chart, picture's style, identical insincere branding "environment-cautious".
- They are instagram linked with micro "beauty brands" and "insta beauty experts" and "beauty online shops" nobody ever heard about.
- They have really high followers numbers, but less than 1% engagement.
- Ugly-generic-plastic-drugstore-packaging and
- Outrageous princing :

I am amazed how there is not one single honest and genuine person arround the Trueman.

 

[FlawlessCrystals]

Lillee is announcing another PR from AlpynBeauty, from her insta stories:
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We know shady brands are not dropping her and Botanic-affair is on her side.
What these two brands have in common?
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-They are members of the greenwashing lobbying 1%percent for the planet "charity org".
- They advocate for green-green-super-green products (just like Lillee advocate for anti-cyberbullying) and pretend they care about the environment sooo much, yet can't spend 5 minutes to check who they collaborate with.


- All in the same engagment pod.
The founder of Alpynbeauty :
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- Same website host:
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- I can't find any official registration for both of them.
AlpynBeauty does sell at Sephora online though.
- Both brands were created in 2021.
- Identical colour chart, picture's style, identical insincere branding "environment-cautious".
- They are instagram linked with micro "beauty brands" and "insta beauty experts" and "beauty online shops" nobody ever heard about.
- They have really high followers numbers, but less than 1% engagement.
- Ugly-generic-plastic-drugstore-packaging and
- Outrageous princing :
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I am amazed how there is not one single honest and genuine person arround the Trueman.

those prices holy shit. couldn't scream scam any harder really

 

[Snack Cracker]

She doesn’t know the first thing about a regular skincare routine much less in depth knowledge about different skin types and what products are the best for her, and there’s literally no reason for it other than she’s a greasy attic goblin that routinely pisses off her skin by using constantly changing products, skin type be damned, and most of them are terrible.

Like that tea tree oil treatment she’s using WITH coconut oil and argan oil and even other types of oils? WHY? Tea tree oil is strong but very effective for people who have oily or acne prone skin. Argan oil is the exact opposite of that and coconut oil is even worse.

She doesn’t even know the basics and it blows my mind because she either spends all day yelling at bullies on the internet or brushing Disney Princess doll hair.

I really liked her A+ removal of apparently all of her eye makeup along with her foundation with a cream cleanser as posted above. That’s my new sleep paralysis demon.
Not going to give skincare advice to attic demon because no1curr but goddamn. I’m fully going to assume any skincare brand that collaborates with her at this point is just as fake as she is.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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UD's stupidity is confirmed. Some farmers thought LJ was lying about receiving UD PR. This isn't very reassuring. I expected UD to be smarter than Too Faced or indie startups. Callouts should be reacting strongly shortly.

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How can someone suck so much at their native language? Their *only* language?

Didn't she just get all her chicklets yanked out or did I misinterpret the dental post wrong?

 

[Annie Adderall]

USD 205 for 50 ml of product?! For a no-name company's miracle baume? Do they think they're the next Chanel? I don't understand these obsessed over-the-counter skincare people like LJ. If your skin is so awful that you need to use over four products a day, go to a dermatologist and find out what your skin needs. Even in America, it’s probably cheaper than spending the amount of money LJ has on Sephora products.

The founder's LinkedIn is interesting. Kendra's worked for Givenchy, Dr. Dennis Gross Skincare, and Clarins. There's also a smattering of PR agencies in her history. She has an executive connection at L'Oréal, the largest cosmetics company in the world. Her L'Oréal connection describes her as a "strategic, smart risktaker." Not sure about smart or strategic. But risktaker checks out.

I'm guessing with friends in high places; she knew someone at Sephora who greased the wheels of the purchasing department. I wonder if this company makes employees write fake positive reviews. Anyone remember that scandal a few years ago?

 

[Chariot Of Mara]

USD 205 for 50 ml of product?! For a no-name company's miracle baume? Do they think they're the next Chanel?

The miracle baume looks more like a sugar scrub with red dye.
Yknow, if these products had more ridiculous names I’d almost think I was looking at Goop products.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Her mental state has gone downhill since 2017/2018; I wonder how bad it will turn. Been evicted so much surely doesn't help.

PR indeed:
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Tired Lady is back and Lillee's answer is hilarious:
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Urban Decay is making money from a dead artist who is therefore unable to give consent, but sure Lillee as long as you get free products, exploitation it's all for the best!

EDIT: The final look
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That final look almost makes me think she's a he who tucks it. That's fucking horrendous. I need eye bleach.

 

[PetuniaBlueOrchid]

New Giveaway from Botanic-affair shady brand/shop:

Her bots are not working today, was it disabled by insta or they can't afford it anymore?
Lillee replies to every comment.

Harvard-Lillee-Jean-CEO couldn't tag properly the brand's products:
She wrote @beuti instead of @beutiskincare (brand from UK)
The twitter owner: twitter.com/joannaaalam (inactive since2019)

and @berlinskin instead of berlin.skin (from, well Toronto, ON)
Founder: instagram.com/monicareneewatson

Another two brands from the shady pack.

Bots can't tag friends:

Something interesting in Laur's Antiques shop: (found in twitter)

It pairs marvelously with:
Tweet from yesterday.
Quote says: If black children are old enough to experience racism, white children are old enough to learn about it

 

[Annie Adderall]

LJ got vaccinated! Considering Laur's medical neglect, it's probably her first vaccination in years.

The other farms were discussing if LJ photoshopped her derrière.

Fashion Sperg:
LJ is wearing Tory Burch's Miller Sandals. MSRP USD 198. I've never seen anyone wear them in brown. It's usually black. For anyone unfamiliar: Tory Burch is known as an "affordable luxury" brand. A Prada for the Walmart shopper, if you will. I'm surprised she hasn't been mega flexing them Elaine Miller style. She flexed her Guess bag in her surgery vlog. Tory Burch is a clear upgrade from Guess. I suspect this was LJ's birthday present, and I don't know the brand well enough to tell from this angle if they're Canal Street knockoffs. A 1m influencer can't get Gucci to send her some complimentary Jordaan loafers? Shocking.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Meanwhile, on Twitter..