💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

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crap said:
Say, anyone here a fan of Wonder Woman?


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Personally... It's the paleness that's throwing me off. Gal Gadot and Lynda Carter have some color to them, made you believe they could come from the Mediterranean, but Lillee is pale as a ghost in these. I feel like it would be less jarring if they had changed the lighting, or used makeup to make Lillee look a little darker.
 

Lillee posted a video focusing on the wonder that is her mother.

FFS. I see where Lillee gets her self-aggrandizement from. Things we have learned about Laur:

1) She's even more of an uneducated fuckwit than we previously thought. It sounds like she barely graduated high school.
2) Her favorite subject in high school was "none of them."
3) Lillee presses her to answer with the one she hated the least, and she says history.
4) But Laur is smarter than everyone else, so of course, she had issues with how the subject was taught. She shared that she disliked how the Vietnam War was called a war and not an occupation?
5) She shares that she was often sent to the principal's office in high school because she was so much smarter than the teachers; they got jelly. But she wasn't scolded or disciplined because the principal liked her. (?!?)
6) Laur is actually a veteran of corporate America. She's worked in finance, human resources, law, and technology! Without even an associate's degree! I thought before people had to go to secretarial school to get PA jobs, and when secretary schools closed, an associate's degree was required? I know Laur has mentioned her legal eagle days and her once blossoming antique business that was tragically destroyed in flood.

Additionally, Lillee's hair is looking very green. It appears like she tried her best to stay off-camera. She probably shouldn't be allowed near hair products without adult supervision. (I don't think Laur counts as an adult.)
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EVERPEDIA UPDATE: Now forwards to Trump's Everpedia page. TIL that Trump's mother was born in Scotland.
 
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Lilz's green hair is from using this shampoo after her second red dye fiasco. It's meant to take reddish or brassy tones out of dark hair...only Lillee was too dumb to read the whole label, or she would have seen it is absolutely not recommended for light hair as it will literally dye it green.
 
I got some updates on a lil goblin.
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Lillee's giving away some of her dirty, second-hand palettes!!

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I don't know what Lillee is hoping to accomplish by sharing tweets.

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Britbong EXPOSED. Sadly, the attic goblins aren't smart enough to give up on the Fakepedia. Net positive for the Farms.

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She doesn't fucking read. Of course.

ELECTION TIME!!
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Laur releases a public statement on her business twatter about the rebranding of the Fakepedia page. She's calling in the feds!

Speaking of Fakepedia:
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Now redirects to a page about Lillee's hair color.

The other Farms are talking about how none of the Truemans are registered to vote.
 
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Burn Book said:
What is the dance plant video they mentioned? I don't think I've ever seen Lilee interact in person with anybody who's not her mom and I'm curious.
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It is this video:
If possible, watch it on website that will avoid views counting, she doesn't deserve any, though the video is gold.

The name "plant dance" is from this extract:
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Android raptor said:
What even was she doing with the plant thing? Trying too hard to be XD ~so quirky and randum~?

I wonder if she'll ever jump on the tumblr genderspecial bandwagon.
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She was airing out her sweaty armpits, then pretending to wipe them on a plant. At an event. Yeah.
 
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It's too bad Lilz vote will never be counted.

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She totally voted. STOP SAYING SHE DIDN'T VOTE!
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Pretty sure I got the zipcode right. Bayside only has one.
 
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PetuniaBlueOrchid said:
It is this video:
If possible, watch it on website that will avoid views counting, she doesn't deserve any, though the video is gold.

The name "plant dance" is from this extract:
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Why is this video inciting a visceral reaction in me? I feel so... uncomfortable. Is this still the attic? Did the paint a new area pink? Or is this the back room of a BITE beauty lab they've been banned from?
 
I felt uncomfortable as well. She's painfully awkward and poorly socialized. It was probably excusable back when she was 16-17 because she was an actual child and brands could just assume her nervousness was making her act more childish. But at this point- she's an adult. She shouldn't need her mommy. The older she gets the more apparent it will become to any schmuck wanting to work with her that something is very, very wrong. I hadn't seen that video before and was struck by her choice of attire. WTF is her dress so fucking short and she's very close to flashing the camera at multiple points. She might have flashed the camera. I was trying to avert my eyes from that part of my screen. That dress is not flattering.
 
On side note:
- Laur is convinced she is the new Kris Jenner.
- This proves Lillee never was invited by the store. She tried to pass it off as a collab with a photoshoting at Wander Beauty. You can see the shop assistant has no idea who they are.
- Yes it was indeed THE attic, they moved at least two times from it, now. They moved so much, I lost count, last time was some few weeks ago.

- This: (emotional incesty and other stuff)
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I watched one of her older videos for the first time. It's PROFOUND how different Lillee once was. Going to school was a nice constant for her. Without school, she regressed into a childish and unlikeable person. I think she's going to be like CWC. She'll cling to her mother for the rest of her life because that's what Laur wants. Laur wants her helpless and unable to do things like drive or clean. When Laur dies of something obesity-related, Lillee is going to be shit out of luck.
 
Annie Adderall said:

I watched one of her older videos for the first time. It's PROFOUND how different Lillee once was. Going to school was a nice constant for her. Without school, she regressed into a childish and unlikeable person. I think she's going to be like CWC. She'll cling to her mother for the rest of her life because that's what Laur wants. Laur wants her helpless and unable to do things like drive or clean. When Laur dies of something obesity-related, Lillee is going to be shit out of luck.
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I find this regression very interesting.
Lillee started a makeup blog and her youtube channel back in 2016 without any success. She previously tried to launch a blog about gymnastics when she was 11 or 12, even back then, she was fame-hungry.
Back in 2016/2017, she was taking good care of her appearance and seemed, more or less, "normal".
In 2018/2019, she went offline during 9 months, she later has been vague posting about it.
It coincided with it seems, a moving probably due to Earl disability which would mean a substantial budget cut.

When she came back she looked a very different person both physically and mentally. It was like a reverse rebranding.
It's obvious she went through a nervous breakdown, and many tinfoiled about the real reason.

What's unusual are all the inconsistencies with Lillee's age with appareance and behavior - she looks way older (not as mature, but as unfortunate body), acts like a little a kid while being officially 19, yet we know she has no valid ID, no driving licence, no diploma, no registration to vote, no picture with real people of her age, no activity outside...
 
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PetuniaBlueOrchid said:
I find this regression very interesting.
Lillee started a makeup blog and her youtube channel back in 2016 without any success. She previously tried to launch a blog about gymnastics when she was 11 or 12, even back then, she was fame-hungry.
Back in 2016/2017, she was taking good care of her appearance and seemed, more or less, "normal".
In 2018/2019, she went offline during 9 months, she later has been vague posting about it.
It coincided with it seems, a moving probably due to Earl disability which would mean a substantial budget cut.

When she came back she looked a very different person both physically and mentally. It was like a reverse rebranding.
It's obvious she went through a nervous breakdown, and many tinfoiled about the real reason.

What's unusual are all the inconsistencies with Lillee's age with appareance and behavior - she looks way older (not as mature, but as unfortunate body), acts like a little a kid while being officially 19, yet we know she has no valid ID, no driving licence, no diploma, no registration to vote, no picture with real people of her age, no activity outside...
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gypsy rose plot twist when
 
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