💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

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Jaws Of Hell said:
Here's a backup of Lillee Jean's award winning short film The Chorus Our Eyes In In Our Eyes (Odysee). Film nerd Kiwi's, please share your thoughts.
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Not a film nerd by any means, but man, those physical proportions of hers are soooo strange:
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(tried to download and clip the running, but the download kept failing).
She 100% has some form of mild dwarfism, or some other growth defect. Everything about her is so squat: short legs, short torso (her torso especially is way off normal proportions, to my eyes - there is almost no interval at all between her waist and her armpits).
And I don't think anyone needs to be a film buff to call this terrible. I'm guessing this Holmes guy is just seeking to pad his resume?
 
Wow. Well it's terrible, as expected. Her acting has improved. I'd say it's like a dried out white dog turd now whereas before it was fresh dog diarrhea.

The script, if there was one, was written by a retard and goes nowhere. LJ's personality is insufferable. She does have a personality but it's really really bad.

She's physically off-putting. It's not just her face or her weird 4 foot 1 chubby midget wearing platform shoes. She moves oddly. These things don't make her uwu quirky or interesting.

They need to let go of this career they've been imagining. Go get a Starbucks application, the both of you.
 
I’ve seen short films made for high school projects with higher production value and professionalism. This was filmed on a shaky phone, has trash tier audio and the acting is completely awkward. I was entertained—but not for the reasons Lillee is hoping. Very funny.
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New & Improved Username said:
The script, if there was one, was written by a retard and goes nowhere. LJ's personality is insufferable. She does have a personality but it's really really bad.
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Inane. The script is inane. This is the most boring conversation I've ever heard.

New & Improved Username said:
She's physically off-putting. It's not just her face or her weird 4 foot 1 chubby midget wearing platform shoes. She moves oddly. These things don't make her uwu quirky or interesting.
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They can't stand this bitch on a box, like they do for Tom Cruise so it isn't apparent that he's a head shorter than his female leads? This is one of the most basic tricks used in filmmaking. That and not shooting the super short "lead" down to their weird tippy-toe-walking feet in the same frame as their much taller opposite lead, because it makes their height difference so obvious.

Laur thinks she knows camerawork. She does not know camerawork.
 
multiverse said:
Laur thinks she knows camerawork. She does not know camerawork.
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Seriously. Every shot is zooming in, spinning around, shaky like Michael J Fox is holding it himself. I notice they have a tripod in the bloopers but I don't think it's ever used.
 
Rabbits said:
Seriously. Every shot is zooming in, spinning around, shaky like Michael J Fox is holding it himself. I notice they have a tripod in the bloopers but I don't think it's ever used.
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It's to try and hide how fat she's getting.
 
Laur has been very busy talking to herself in Lillee's YouTube comment section last couple of days.
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Bonus: update from the queen herself:
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Ongemakkelijk said:
Laur has been very busy talking to herself in Lillee's YouTube comment section last couple of days.
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I love that Lilly and Laur have tried to obfuscate her accidental revelation of her dwarfism: "I'm just five foot nothing!"

Gorl, you are 4'9". You are very tall for a dwarf, but you are not anywhere near five feet tall. You are the equivalent of the insecure guys on dating apps who claim to be six feet when they're actually 5'9". Except more sad.

Why not embrace this unique feature? Lean unto the Thumbalina vibe (and lose weight, obviously.)
 
Rabbits said:
So Lillee has a totally legit masters degree now.
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Wow, from the renowned... M&R Pictures Film School? The "film school" that lacks a website, and only has an Instagram? With all 27 graduates?
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Oh, wait here's their website! Can't even afford to have the Wix branding removed from the address, huh? No money for a .edu?
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And all without a high school diploma. It's a Hanukkah miracle!
 

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Ongemakkelijk said:
Lillee blesses us with another wall of text (this is one single post)
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A few things I found funny/interesting in there:
  • according to Lillee, her critics want to "rid me of the internet." Like most things, they have this idea precisely backwards.
  • the way they refer to Primink as "the corporation" is so comic-book-villain-esque, makes him sound like the antagonist from a '70s sci-fi or futuristic thriller.
  • "I have the proof of that corporation stalking my website." They still have zero handle on the concept of public and private. And a website is public.
  • "I have been vandalized, I have the cops to prove it." How have you been "vandalised," Lillee? Tell me more.
  • Primink ("the corporation") "will never file a report, and never conduct a lawsuit because he is an empty suite." Like you, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Like, really. What on earth does it mean to call a person an "empty suite"? What the hell is Laur trying to say here?
  • "He was not approached by anyone other than ambulance chasers who once they saw what was occurring, backed off."
  • "As for the journalist, I was blackmailed by the publisher." I assume she is talking about Steven Asarch here, who wrote those two articles for Passionfruit (here and here) and was harrassed by Lillee and Laur.
  • In the fourth column, they seem to be saying that they were willing to meet with Asarch for an interview, but on the condition that the police attended. The text likewise appears to imply that they asked the police to go with them to the interview.:story:
  • "Notice, they too are victims. [They seem to be referring to journalists here, but who knows really.] 40-year-old men, 50-year-old me against a 23-year-old woman. [Yes, Laur accidentally wrote "50-year-old me."] It's blasphemous and incredibly irresponsible." How the fuck is any of this "blasphemous," Laur? Do you know what that word means?
  • Then, somehow, the Wall Street Journal comes in for Laur's wrath: "I wonder if the WSJ knows these reporters [...] knows they intentionally didn't speak to the detectives ..." (afaik, the WSJ has never published anything about Lillee).
 
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