💥 Trainwreck Laur Trueman / RVT01 - Batshit crazy mother of "influencer" Lillee Jean Trueman.

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Sorry for the double post. I was bored this week so I decided to archive and transcribe a hist-Laur-ical document. This is from a podcast she did in 2012 for an antiques website where she talks about her "career" selling antiques to movie studios.

It's hard to tell what's the truth and what's a lie, but even with my limited knowledge of the movie industry I would say it's 95% exaggeration/straight up lies. She brags about how she works with multiple high-end celebrity clients after meeting them on set (yes, apparently she works on-set even though she makes it clear that she just sells stuff to the propmaster? So weird.) Celebrities loooooove getting Laur to design their houses/gardens (with...antiques? Or is she an interior designer now?) because she's the most tight-lipped confidential person ever and that's why she can't tell us all the celebrities she's BFFs with.

I can't tell if the interviewer actually buys what she's saying or not, but there's a few times he tries to poke holes in her stories.

Lillee-related things we learned:

1. Laur got into selling used shit after Lillee was born and she didn't want to throw away her nice clothes. Instead of donating them to Goodwill or something like a normal person, she decided to start a shop to sell used clothing. But then, her very very good friend who is also a lawyer told her that she has to stop selling used clothes because the clothing brands will sue them? So then she started selling memorabilia instead because she didn't want to get sued. Also she claims she got into antiques 15 years ago, but Lillee was only 11 at the time, so who knows.​
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2. Lillee constantly tells Laur to put down her Blackberry and pay attention to her. Laur doesn't because she's talking to high-end celebrities 24/7.​

Laur-related things we learned which are probably all lies:

1. A very very famous person who she can't name (because she's super confidential) once asked her to get her an electric chair for their house but Laur said no because she has morals.​
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2. She got Johnny Depp to sign a cigarette box for her when she "worked on" Public Enemies.​
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3. She does 20+ movies a year and has zero competition (though she only actually names a couple of them and brags about the same movies over and over)​
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4. For Sucker Punch they demanded authentic burlesque costumes from the 20th century. Wardrobe department? What's that? Anyway, Laur saved the day because she found the dresses and hooker shoes that were worn by a REAL LIVE PROSTITUTE in a "bordello".​

Quote that aged like wine:
I don't talk about people, I don't put their information out there, you know, it's a very confidential relationship and it's not something that I would broadcast, telling somebody, you know, "I did so-and-so's house" because, you know, I want to get other work and it's really referral, word-of-mouth...I don't want to, you know, be that person who, you know, gives away the address or gives away secrets. It's not appropriate and it's because the [difference both in reputation?] in the industry of people trusting me and that's what it comes down to. It's a matter of trust.
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Daddy's Little Kitten said:
She'll probably get referred to a maxilofacial surgeon. She's looking at the tens of thousnads to fix her shit.

Does she have medical/dental insurance?
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Id honestly be shocked if they weren’t on Medicaid or another safety net program in New York City. They have very generous medical programs there for broke people.
 
Annie Adderall said:
it's unlikely that her adult teeth will come down on their own, even if the teeth are pulled
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Ha, that's gonna suck.
Not only would she need braces, she'd need oral surgery to attach a bracket and chain to each adult tooth, at which point they would slowly pull the tooth down over several months (maybe up to a year, depending on how far the tooth has to go).
 
Daddy's Little Kitten said:
She'll probably get referred to a maxilofacial surgeon. She's looking at the tens of thousnads to fix her shit.

Does she have medical/dental insurance?
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If not tens of thousands, depending on the course of action. I think I posted here before about how expensive crowns and implants could be. I was assuming a lot of those chompers were baby teeth and I was right. I had experience with something similar.
Trying to refrain from PL-ing too much, but ended up lacking most adult teeth in the first place. I know what caused my issue but I have no idea why your adult teeth wouldn't erupt if they're waiting underneath. Unless they're impacted or angled weird which the x-ray seems to show. It looks uncomfortable for sure.
, I don't really blame Lillee for that. Shit's expensive. Laur, as a parent, is most definitely at fault for not checking into it years earlier. I was lucky enough to have regular checkups so x-rays caught on early enough for me to get work done. But when your kid's baby teeth stay in well into their teens surely you'd go see what's up. But we know Laur.

Also Lillee and/or Laur. If you actually care maybe go to a local dental college to get work done. They're usually cheaper than private practice depending on where you go. Also, saving the money you would spend on followers and that new MLM nonsense would mean more money to spend on teeth. Who'da thunk?
 
Yellow Sink Disease said:
Ha, that's gonna suck.
Not only would she need braces, she'd need oral surgery to attach a bracket and chain to each adult tooth, at which point they would slowly pull the tooth down over several months (maybe up to a year, depending on how far the tooth has to go).
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God, my teeth are aching at the mere thought. :cryblood:

Coffee Druid said:
I don't really blame Lillee for that. Shit's expensive. Laur, as a parent, is most definitely at fault for not checking into it years earlier. I was lucky enough to have regular checkups so x-rays caught on early enough for me to get work done. But when your kid's baby teeth stay in well into their teens surely you'd go see what's up. But we know Laur.
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My thoughts exactly. Losing teeth is literally a staple of childhood- every human, barring the occasional medical anomaly like Lillee, experiences it. So how do you not notice that your kid's the only one around not asking about the Tooth Fairy?

The answer is that you don't: Laur probably did notice it, but never bothered doing anything about it because she was too ignorant (or fucking nuts) to understand that it was a serious problem. If she's dumb enough to pull all the shit she's pulled on social media, thinking no one will notice and she won't get caught, then she's dumb enough not to understand that "if baby teeth don't come out, adult teeth don't come in". I can totally imagine her being one of those parents that brushes everything off because it doesn't seem like a problem at the time, only to get whooped down the line when the consequences come rolling in.

I actually feel bad for Lillee: As a child she would have had zero understanding of the situation, or ability to fix it even if she did. In this particular circumstance, the blame falls 100% on Laur for not addressing the problem sooner.

ETA: Just gotta throw this out here, because it hit me out of nowhere: Not only has Lillee obviously not seen a dentist before (or at least not since elementary school), but I have an awful feeling that she probably hasn't been going to regular doctor's appointments since that age either- because if she had, eventually a pediatrician would have noticed how weird her teeth looked and suggested a dentist appointment.

(Not that I think Laur would have taken her, necessarily, but still.)
 
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About Lillee's company that sells nothing, L&L Tiques Inc; Laur's antique-junk scam-business is active.
I thought she closed it, yet she's still selling overpriced fake antique items on the net.

-C/O Peterson Assoc. LLC is a one star google review accounting company. Why is this name showing instead of Laur's?
-TrueTiques Inc is registered with Earl's name.
-Each company has different name and adress to make them look unrelated, all are 5 years appart.
Adresses hidden for privacy concern, however the documents are from the public record.

Besides the rent issues, are they moving that much so they can register each time a new business with different adresses and get new loans for them?
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I could believe it, it seems like various scams are their primary source of income. What kind of crimal charges could Laur face?
 
PetuniaBlueOrchid said:
About Lillee's company that sells nothing, L&L Tiques Inc; Laur's antique-junk scam-business is active.
I thought she closed it, yet she's still selling overpriced fake antique items on the net.

-C/O Peterson Assoc. LLC is a one star google review accounting company. Why is this name showing instead of Laur's?
-TrueTiques Inc is registered with Earl's name.
-Each company has different name and adress to make them look unrelated, all are 5 years appart.
Adresses hidden for privacy concern, however the documents are from the public record.

Besides the rent issues, are they moving that much so they can register each time a new business with different adresses and get new loans for them?
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These documents are interesting. Laur lives off the hussle. I'm excited to see what comes from Lillee Jean Beauty. I imagine she'll resell Wish and Alibaba shit for a ridiculous markup. Things like asbestos eyeshadow she buys for $0.15 in bulk and then puts a crooked Lillee Jean Beauty sticker on to cover mandarin characters. She'll resell it for $40 and say it's comparable to a prestige brand. I'm probably giving ye olde attic urchins ideas haha.
Android raptor said:
I could believe it, it seems like various scams are their primary source of income. What kind of crimal charges could Laur face?
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She was a janitor at a law office when she was young. She knows the law through osmosis. GOVERN YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY. Normally, I wouldn't even care if someone works in custodial. It's honest work. But Laur has shit on people on social media after doxxing their info for working as janitors. Their ability to project their insecurities is uncanny.
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A Twitter callout made this. Beautiful.

UPDATE:

Lillee's new video is fun. It's directed at the anons on the "black web." Is Kiwi Farms the black web?


Her final sentence is apropos:
"If there's no money you're earning, move on, girl. It's not worth it."

But Lillee has never been one to take her own advice.
 
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"It's directed at the anons on the "black web." Is Kiwi Farms the black web?"
It's lolcow as everyone is anonymous and posting as "anon". Lillee's topics are more active there. Laur thinks it's some kind of illegal website from the dark web.

I find it interesting Lillee is angry and bitter at the fact she can't unveil the callouts anonymity :
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from her last medium post: https://lilleejean.medium.com/a-rise-in-antisemitism-by-lillee-jean-1a87c964139c

I wonder if Lillee really thinks people are "jealous of her """PR"""".
Every PR she's getting now are from suspicious companies that can't write proper english. Most of her contacts are from her engagement pod of talentless wannabe famous for nothing.
Last products she got, she bought it ten times the amount (the MLM Ready Set Jet drugstore quality makeup scam she invested 100$ for nothing).
So very dreamy indeed.

Does she realize normal people don't need to beg scammy companies all the time, for low quality products and don't have to advertise for them.
Does she realize normal people are free to buy the things they want with their own money right away and without asking anyone?
 
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Girl, what PR? All you have is a crazy mother and nobody wants one of those.


I do feel bad about her teeth, it's like something you'd see at a vet's office with an especially badly bred dog. I know that's a harsh comparison but honestly those defects are awful and that's what comes to mind.
 
For The Internet said:
Girl, what PR? All you have is a crazy mother and nobody wants one of those.


I do feel bad about her teeth, it's like something you'd see at a vet's office with an especially badly bred dog. I know that's a harsh comparison but honestly those defects are awful and that's what comes to mind.
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Her whole body is proportioned oddly. She looks like she has some mild form of dwarfism, which is nothing to judge someone for but it is evident there's something off about her and she's never mentioned anything of the sort (despite it being something she could leverage for internet attention) which makes me think that she just never had it checked out and it was ignored by Laur like her teeth were. Who knows what weird internal ticking time bomb she might have going on.

Laur really fucked lillee by ignoring her health issues and I wouldn't be surprised if lillee ends up another Venus that will eventually turn on Laur.
 
Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
Laur really fucked lillee by ignoring her health issues and I wouldn't be surprised if lillee ends up another Venus that will eventually turn on Laur.
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At least Venus is cute and had a legion of thirsty simps who were willing to pay for her Onlyfans.

Nobody would pay for a weird dwarf Disney/horsegirl's nudes. At least, nobody who wasn't planning on leaking them to Kiwifarms or lolcow.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia said:
At least Venus is cute and had a legion of thirsty simps who were willing to pay for her Onlyfans.
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Also, Venus is very mentally ill, but she's of at least average, if not above average intelligence, certainly smarter than her kappa mother, meanwhile Lileee is a little....slow, so Laur, as dumb as she is herself, will always have power over her. Lillee wouldn't be able to plan and execute her escape the way Venus did, even if she wanted to.
 
The fake-bougie British girl who did a live with Lillee last week now claims that Diane and @Null are bullying her (since I guess the goblins still think dear feeder owns the other farms)

Despite him bullying her, he also nicely gave her all of our names when she asked. Since I confide my personal details in Josh all the time (plus post under my real first and last name) I guess I will be awaiting service. /sneed
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Meredith Swift said:
The fake-bougie British girl who did a live with Lillee last week now claims that Diane and @Null are bullying her (since I guess the goblins still think dear feeder owns the other farms)

Despite him bullying her, he also nicely gave her all of our names when she asked. Since I confide my personal details in Josh all the time (plus post under my real first and last name) I guess I will be awaiting service. /sneed
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Lucky for you she can't sue a cat.
 
Parent/child situations like this are the worst. I cannot imagine what her childhood must’ve been like to be so fucked like her mother.
 
Ah, so her teeth look like that because they're baby teeth that never fell out. Interesting. I always assumed she was just one of those unfortunate souls who ends up with tiny teeth.

Yeah not so sure this can be fixed easily, if at all. If she got implants, at least a few in the front for looks, it's likely she'll need actual invasive jaw surgery due to the spacing. I don't have her problem but the reason I've not gotten my own dental problem fixed is I don't want my jaw torn into and my mouth wired shut for 6 months to heal. This should've been done or attempted when she was in elementary.
 
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