💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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So I was scrolling through the "Memoirs and Biographies" on Audible and...Hi Kurt! And look what's higher than you in the list!

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Thank God I chose Bruce Dickinson's book instead.
 
So apparently, Tucker Carlson is fairly certain he knows who at least one member of the violent mob outside his house is, and he thinks it's someone that's been on his show before.

Think Kurt has an alibi for the night in question?
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
So apparently, Tucker Carlson is fairly certain he knows who at least one member of the violent mob outside his house is, and he thinks it's someone that's been on his show before.

Think Kurt has an alibi for the night in question?
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"I was researching doujins and other assorted hentai material that night. I wouldn't have had the time to organize a harassment campaign."
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
So apparently, Tucker Carlson is fairly certain he knows who at least one member of the violent mob outside his house is, and he thinks it's someone that's been on his show before.

Think Kurt has an alibi for the night in question?
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It's seeming really likely it's Michael Isaacson, who runs some quasi-terrorist antifa group in the area. Kurt would obviously be a contender if it isn't, though.
 
"gaiz the real problem with trying to kill Tucker Carlson's family is that you're acting like the Tucker Carlson people that are attacking meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Also "What happened to Tucker was terrible. See how easy that is?" And yet you couldn't just say it without surrounding it with a bunch of victim blaming bullshit and making it about yourself, Kurt you fuck you.
 
I think Kurt is triggered about this because he wanted it to happen to him so he could get more attention and feel like a victim.
 
FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy said:
Also, when did Tucker "belittle" the """attack""" on Kurt? I remember him mocking the tentacle porn incident, but I don't recall him referencing deadly gifs.
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This sounds about right, Kurt self destructed on Tucker's show much to Tucker's concerned bemusement. Tucker did spent a segment talking about the hentai incident but I think that's about it.

In fairness both of those segments are extremely embarrassing for Kurt.

That's about as fair as I can get though given Kurt's propensity to walk around with a loaded double barreled shotgun firming placed against each foot, literally all his embarrassment is self inflicted.
 
Kurt was probably hoping that series of tweets would go viral and he would get an on-air apology from Tucker Carlson the next day
 
millais said:
Kurt was probably hoping that series of tweets would go viral and he would get an on-air apology from Tucker Carlson the next day
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I think he's expecting this every time he tweets. Aside from his delusions of grandeur, he seems to have delusions of relevance.
 
Jigglyjogglers said:
So apparently, Tucker Carlson is fairly certain he knows who at least one member of the violent mob outside his house is, and he thinks it's someone that's been on his show before.

Think Kurt has an alibi for the night in question?
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It would have required he leave his keyboard and get out in the fresh air for at least an hour. And neither twitter nor tentacle loliporn sites showed any noticeable drop in traffic during the time of the attack.
 
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so for about the past month, kurt has bee n sperging about some epileptic kid at notre dame and no one has cared.

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