💼 Careercow Kurt Eichenwald / Roy Rogers / Andrew McDonald - Litigious Failed Journalist, Epileptic Sped, Trump Derangement Incarnate, Hentai Weeaboo Racist, Sexist, Suspected Pedo, Living Centrist Democrat Meme

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I did some minor edits in the summary I posted on page 19. I think it's worth mentioning (especially for those who plan to write his page in the Lolcow Wiki) that Kurt's Newsweek article on how Moran's mistake was part of a nefarious Russian plot was Tentacle-kun's last big victory as it went viral. His last hurrah moment being undone by Moran's successful lawsuit makes his latest chimpout the more understandable in retrospect.

And now he is forevermore Kurt "Bustin the Cherry of Justin Berry" Eichenwald.
 
Kurt "Sex Before Eight, Or It's Too Late" Eichenwald.
Kurt "If There's Grass on the Field, You Can Play Ball" Eichenwald.
Kurt "Get 'Em Before They Know Any Better" Eichenwald.
 
If I could hack into one twitter account, I would get into his account and post the nickname quotes this thread made for him.
 
Imagine sitting in the comfort of your own home when your husband comes barreling into the kitchen with a laptop displaying possibly illegal porn shouting "THIS LOOKS LIKE OUR SON, AM I RIGHT?"
 
Kurt
"Fuck the Tykes, Even the Kikes"
"Can't Spell 'Gymboree' without 'Orgy'"
"Sex Toys 'R' Us"
Eichenwald
 
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Kurt is blaming all his problems on other people again.
The replies are a circlejerk of gross asspatters I don't want to cap.

Then there's this
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Sometimes our journos are disgusting beyond words too.
 
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Kurt is blaming all his problems on other people again.
The replies are a circlejerk of gross asspatters I don't want to cap.

Then there's this
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Sometimes our journos are disgusting beyond words too.
Yes, Kurt, all of your opponents and trolls are just Russian hackers trying to hack your brain so you can give more money to CP sellers.

Tossing stones at Assanage is what got him here in the first place, so I guess it's a good idea to talk trash to him, Russia, and trolls all at the same time while your pedo past is slowly being uncovered
 
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Kurt is blaming all his problems on other people again.
The replies are a circlejerk of gross asspatters I don't want to cap.

Eichenwald is deathly afraid to mention the people who actually dug this up were not "alt-right" anything. They were far left.

He'd lose a lot of the audience who will mindlessly reject anything if you just claim it's from the "alt-right" if they knew it was actually CounterPunch.
 
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