KiwiFarms threads that you deliberately try to avoid? - Can be Lolcow-specific or not

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I don't think I've ever been in any of the lolcow threads despite that being the main purpose of this site. I just have no interest in any of those people, but I respect that I'm a stranger in a strange land by saying that so I just stick to the shitpost/political/oddball threads and ignore the cows.
Same tbh. I love this forum where you can write anything without filter, and the userbase is one of the most decent I've found online. But when it comes down to it most lolcows seem to be little more than annoying e-celebs.

There are a few exceptions though. Cases where lolcow in question is a genuinely fascinating anomaly and/or trainwreck. Such as: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bryce-cherry-dev-catscratch.17621/

The thread on Swedish lolcows is pretty good too. My country is s-tier when it comes to lolcow production, apparently.

I also try to avoid the Watch People Die thread. Whenever my morbid curiosity gets the better of me I always regret it.
 
Cyraxx, he is so disgustingly repulsive in every possible way that I cannot find his escapades entertaining.
If you can't laugh at a retard being retarded, I can't help you.
But, if you can laugh at a retard trying to be smart, trying to do things like play guitar without ever tuning, and generally just be so unbelievably stupid that even KingCobraJFS laughs at him, then I can recommend some clips.
 
Firstly, the rdrama thread that has been taken over by turboretards and unironic trannies from that website, so any intelligent discussion about any funny happenings in their clique is almost impossible because they keep posting their gayass cat. What I hate the most about all this is Null seems to like them (atleast he did so initially) so he literally won't do anything about those faggots.

The second thread is the furry freakshow thread. They have an absurd standard that only LITERAL UNIRONIC FURFAGS could fulfill. You have to always post the most disturbing distressing disgusting dis-etc shit ever or they will get mad as fuck (like I literally posted a cringeworthy drawing with a character that looked unsettling, freaky and weird even and they all got mad because it wasn't porn, another time I posted some autistic furfag's drawing about a child character and his autism (probably could've been abdl art now that I think about it) and once again they got assblasted it wasn't literal porn) and how do you get so many dis- in a row, you go to e621 or furaffinity (with an active account BTW) and then you have to actively use those websites 24/7 otherwise you'll only get the more vanilla gay shit and never the most abhorrent shit they draw. I swear I bet literally everyone on this thread is a furfag because any normalfag who wished to participate gets told to fuck off, there's no way anyone even remotely normal could be able to keep up with those standards. Actually that also reminds me one time a furfag posted AI art to the thread and they also got mad it wasn't porn, kek.

Also you'd think I'd avoid the OSS thread and linux thread given how little I'm welcome, but nah pissing freetards off is hella funny and sometimes I do get a positive reaction when I contribute, can't say the same for those other threads. Can't ever seem to win on them.


Lastly, I used to frequent the soyjak.party thread (which is plagued in literally the same way as the rdrama thread go figure) , but I felt like I was losing braincells with the constant brainrot. I still occasionally visit soyjak.party, but not as often as before and I'll say this tho no hard feelings, the jakkers are actually cool and fun to hang around. Kinda wish it was less about shitposting and more about the funny gay shit going on over there.

And that's all the threads I intentionally deliberately avoid. I think many replies here miss the point, like yeah I don't go to chris chan's or DSP's threads either, but I legit don't give a fuck about them, so I don't even try to look more into them. I have a finite amount of time on this planet and I can't care for what's happening to every lolcow ever. The threads I brought up are threads I care about, but actively try to avoid for X reason.
 
Kevin gibes/tenacious unicorn threads, I used to read them daily but holy fuck kevin himself has like almost 3k pages.

Also most trannies and furries because they are gross and have hundreds of pages for most of them, e-celebrities and long time lolcow are too exhausting to follow up.
And as someone said, the man/woman hating threads.
 
These days, I mostly stick to Off-Topic and rubberneck at the Featured threads.

I sometimes avoid threads of e-celebs I happen to like, because there's always a chance I'm gonna find out something that will make me no longer like them. It's not so much "don't speak ill of my e-daddy!" as it is separating art from artist.

And then there's the threads about Kiwitubers and dramatubers. Yeah, I get that SmokeyMcC and Turkey Tom use us as a source and don't always cite us, but it's not worth all the gay, petulant whining, bitching and a-logging about how "BOOHOOHOO THEY'RE GWIFTING WAAAAAHHHH!"

Some Kiwis have this notion that laughing at stupid people on the Internet is *exclusively* KF's domain. I don't really care if commentubers are making a buck; at the end of the day, they're still laughing with us.
Kevin gibes/tenacious unicorn threads, I used to read them daily but holy fuck kevin himself has like almost 3k pages.
Even among trannies, Kevin Gibes is singularly revolting. That thread makes me wanna vomit.
A&N.

I know it’s supposed to be a containment zone, but if I’m reading about a retard online, I came to laugh at the retard, not hear about how the Jewish conspiracy is behind every lampshade/under every bar of soap
As a creature of A&N, I've wasted far too much of my finite energy and time on this mortal coil getting MATI about politics.
Usually the Chris Chan stuff. I've never found him that entertaining, tbh.
I signed up here not knowing a thing about him or that this forum was about him. He, DSP, and Ralph are cows you have to have been following during their heyday. They were all before my time.
 
If you can't laugh at a retard being retarded, I can't help you.
But, if you can laugh at a retard trying to be smart, trying to do things like play guitar without ever tuning, and generally just be so unbelievably stupid that even KingCobraJFS laughs at him, then I can recommend some clips.
That's another thread I don't go to. I don't know all the deep lore, but I just find Cobra boring. He seems to me like a more tame and less interesting Styx, with some really bad choice in women he keeps around. Not for me, altho that bitch Jessica or whatever her name was is quite a loony.
 
The Zoey thread is the worst on this website right now. It's the place where after they find some cute anime loving BPD NEET woman, they start gushing over and being all playful with her because she's just like them, and just like Konata or Lain or whatever. She's not interesting to anyone who's not a socially maladapted anime weirdo. It's literally discord the thread and null should ban everyone who frequents it
 
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The Zoey thread is the worst on this website right now. It's the place where after they find some cute anime loving BPD NEET woman, they start gushing over and being all playful with her because she's just like them, and just like Konata or Lain or whatever. She's not interesting to anyone who's not a socially maladapted anime weirdo. It's literally discord the thread and null should ban everyone who frequents it
Completely agree, Zoey thread is probably the worst thread on the entire site. There are niggers there who literally have dreams about her and are in love with her (@BinaricHate) and niggers who fantasize about her shoving things up her vagina. Total zoeynigger death.
 
Completely agree, Zoey thread is probably the worst thread on the entire site. There are niggers there who literally have dreams about her and are in love with her (@BinaricHate)
I had to report a few of you DM niggers for constantly shipping me with zoey (sexual harassment btw) (one of the reported got banned for socking). Only to be told that reports aren't used for something like that. So which one is it?
and niggers who fantasize about her shoving things up her vagina. Total zoeynigger death.
She used to brag about shoving kitchen knives and balloon covered ice cubes up her cooch. Don't blame us for archiving her bullshit.
 
She used to brag about shoving kitchen knives and balloon covered ice cubes up her cooch. Don't blame us for archiving her bullshit.
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Never really got why people find DSP so fascinating. He's one of the most boring cows to exist. I regularly meet people in real life more eyebrow raising than that guy but he's remained one of the most popular cows. Dunno how.
 
I barely ever venture into the lolcow sections any more because it's all a-logging all the time. Find me a single page of a single lolcow thread that doesn't contain at least one post either reveling in suffering or hoping for it, or is just your run of the mill "god they're so disgusting how can anyone stand to look at them small pp fat short ugly" etc sperging. It's just dreadfully unfun even as the regulars try so very hard to keep up a facade of "tis all a jest we are but merry jesters twiddle dee dee".

And yes, this is an A&N sperg saying you fuckers need to cheer up.
Agree. Got pulled into a couple because someone asked me to help with phonebooking or other research, and started following them to keep up and see if anything new was going to be needed, and then it became part of my "routine" when I would make my rounds. But I'm getting very weary of them. Too much emotional incontinence. Too much obvious, blatant projection. Yeah Becky Gerber is no looker, but BP women who spend 500 words per week holding forth about how "fat" she is are only telling on themselves. And the quality of armchair psychiatric diagnosis has taken a real nosedive. Sad and boring stuff, not funny.
 
The Sam Hyde thread is so fucking bad, it’s faggots on all sides having the most worthless arguments about who is really the bigger fag
 
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