KiwiFarms Dating Thread

[part timer]

Did this thread end up getting anyone laid/ to commit suicide?

 

[Sneefy]

It seems the female members of the forum lacked the attention span to properly drive anyone to suicide. They've retreated to the man hate thread to complain about how bad our farts smell or whatever.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

*Desperate attempt #37*
I am 26/blond/white/damaged goods because a Jew took my foreskin, the dirty rat (Wait a minute I'm a-)

I live in a revolting place on the American East Coast called East Carolina :3

Please saar I beg of you saar, put up with me saar I am lonely

 

[soup peddler]

Deranged individual seeking same for sledding in Western NY. 24F, 5'3", 120 lbs.

 

[Nameless One]

*Desperate attempt #37*
I am 26/blond/white/damaged goods because a Jew took my foreskin, the dirty rat (Wait a minute I'm a-)

I live in a revolting place on the American East Coast called East Carolina :3

Please saar I beg of you saar, put up with me saar I am lonely

Alright saar I'll be on my way in my pickup truck.

 

[negativlad]

I’ve been on a Kiwi Break but if any kurvy kiwette wants to make my parents some grandchildren hit me up, I’ll get back to you in a few months probably possibly.

 

[Nameless One]

Down to ???

 

[Baklava]

Evil twinks looking for autistic gamer hags hit me up!!!11 Really though, it'd be nice to blab about dungeon crawlers and swap some threads worth reading. Also, if you play around on nationstates.net, I would love to tell you about my tyrannical monarchy, where I have banned letters, numbers, gay sex (and possibly regular sex?), clothes, and breathing.

 

[Al Jolson]

Gay
/pol/tard
HIV+
shit personality
gonna die alone

 

[GeekUSA]

If you want a guy who can make a mean beef stroganoff, hmu.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I'm nuts nigga!!!
I need bitches nigga!!!!

 

[Modern Audience]

Hello kiwifarms feminoids, if you're a blonde woman like the lady in my profile picture I would like to engage in courtship.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

Looking for a man in prison.. must be a virgin and under 5'5

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

i hate my fucking life man, now fuck me

 

[Axiom.]

Hey ladies, my friend needs a Valentine this year. He's really sexy I know, I don't get why he doesn't either.

His username is @Gflashex so you know where it's at, .

 

[Overpriced Gaming Chair]

The first reply to this thread, made me think of this:

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Any sexy chicks here without bpd who are interested in a man relearning his maths and whom wants to become an engineer, accountant, or math professor?

 

[Crex Crex]

Did this thread end up getting anyone laid/ to commit suicide?

I have had sex with every woman on kf but they are afraid of admitting it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I got rejected by 6 women this month in college.

 

[Pomniman]

I have had sex with every woman on kf but they are afraid of admitting it.

The trick is you have to knock them up because then it'll go from just being disappointment to a more lingering regret.