KiwiFarms Dating Thread

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Bit of an oddie to post this here of all places, but here goes.

23/M/Straight/5 foot 9/200lbs/white

Looking for a lady to spend some of existence with. Seeking something deep and meaningful in life, (like I’ll find it here).

Honestly just want a woman who will talk about Terry Davis with me.
 
56/m/450 pounds
I am aryan perfection. I got a 45 pack. I'm looking for a bang maid. I dont like to clean up my mountain dew bottles and doritos. Plus my microwave is pretty rancid since outside of doritos I eat a lot of weight control microwave meals.
 
Yeah just a retarded public service announcement: No matter how Autistically incapable of in person human interaction you find yourself, there will always be someone worse. A very dear Autistic friend of mine scoffed at the advice of "just be yourself", but that's really the best option.
If you don't have even an ounce of charisma and find yourself incapable of approaching a woman at a drinking establishment, just use your strengths.
Women can and have been met at oddball places like gaming stores, parks or at the library.
The library is honestly a hotbed of activity for nerdy couples waiting to meet.
Sorry just saw alot of seemingly hopeless young men in this thread, online only dating is the worse, you need to meet these lady's in person to cement any kind of relationship, its just how we're hardwired
 
ngl I would totally date someone who uses the farm. Prolly wouldn't trust someone I meet on the farm, but finding someone irl who uses it would be nice. Mostly because I if she uses the farm she prolly isn't some complete faggot. I need someone who isn't going to freak out when I say nigger.
 
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Would never date someone from the farms. Doesn’t matter if we have been together for decades and have grandchildren, the second I see her browsing 4chan or kiwifarms that’s it.
 
If you got big ole milkers send em to me. Not looking for a relationship or connection I just think boobs are cool.
 
The Saltening said:
ngl I would totally date someone who uses the farm. Prolly wouldn't trust someone I meet on the farm, but finding someone irl who uses it would be nice. Mostly because I if she uses the farm she prolly isn't some complete faggot. I need someone who isn't going to freak out when I say nigger.
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Bingo. I would take an autistic 6 from kf over a 10 who would cry because I say faggot or retard
 
Jex said:
Would never date someone from the farms. Doesn’t matter if we have been together for decades and have grandchildren, the second I see her browsing 4chan or kiwifarms that’s it.
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why is that?
 
Oh gawd

34/M/Straight/6'1''/170lbs/white

Looking for a women who doesn't describe her hobby as "netflix & chill" . Honestly just a women who wants to raise a kid in christiandom.
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
find yourself incapable of approaching a woman at a drinking establishment,
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A lot of women avoid bars and clubs TBH. You can find them volunteering at various places, at parties thrown by their friends, at various classes at community center type places (swing dancing, cooking). You don't have to drink; you don't have to spend a fortune on drinks; you don't have to like crowds and loud noises.
 
I'm a simple man, I really love comics and elder scrolls

Might be autistic, and will sperg for hours about my hobbies.

I like games, I work physical labor at the crack of dawn, so I'm unfortunately always tired
 
TheMeanOne said:
A lot of women avoid bars and clubs TBH. You can find them volunteering at various places, at parties thrown by their friends, at various classes at community center type places (swing dancing, cooking). You don't have to drink; you don't have to spend a fortune on drinks; you don't have to like crowds and loud noises.
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Volunteer for the firing squad you swing dancing lunatic
 
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