KiwiFarms' Best Game Ever Bracket

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Counterpoint: Starfox 64 is responsible for more than 20 years of unfunny faggots spamming the barrel roll meme.
Counter counterpoint: If it weren't for Starfox, we wouldn't have gotten this masterpiece of cringe.
 
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If you vote for Max Payne you acknowledge youre so bitch-made that troons can take anything you find nice in this world and can do the same for MP
Team Fortress 2 was ruined by more than troons. Also, Max Payne was always a better game than TF2. Any game that's multiplayer only is of inherently less value than singleplayer.
 
Team Fortress 2 was ruined by more than troons. Also, Max Payne was always a better game than TF2. Any game that's multiplayer only is of inherently less value than singleplayer.

He's right and you're a faggot if you disagree. Max Payne is timeless; TF2 has already met its expiration date.
 
Starfox 64 had nothing to do with the Krystal obsession, although we really do need a moratorium on furries or characters clearly "designed" to degen the sexual development of young boys playing that shit. (I did like Starfox Adventures when i was a kid, but was often put off by her)
 
KiwiFarms' Best Game Ever:
Round 3, Matches 11 & 12

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night [1997] vs. S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl [2006] | Donkey Kong [1981] vs. Doom II [1994]

Yesterday's winners:
Star Fox 64 (10 votes) vs. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (34 votes) | Team Fortress 2 (26 votes) vs. Max Payne (32 votes)
 
Doom II easily. The other poll is i struggle, what's better to base a vote on: By using the brain or the heart because each of them say a different answer between SotN and Shadow of Chernobyl
 
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Wild stand-off SotN is easily the tightest package of the Castlevania series while STOOKER is an entire mess while still being a ton of fun. Either isn't a wrong pick.
I decided to vote SotN since well I had more fun with it than what i played of SoC and also it in had a role in helping making the Metroidvania a lot more popular and/or is partially responsible for it
 
I feel bad for King Billy, he keeps coming up against GOATs.
 
Memes might not be able to carry STALKER and Kong this time around. I don't really enjoy Castlevania games so I voted STALKER. Either Kong or DOOM II going forward is fine by me, and I'll play them both still to this day. I'm more excited for the next round that will actually get me heated.
 
Voted for STALKER against the Metroidvania menace.

The second matchup is hard because, as tempting as it is to vote for continued memeing at Karl Jobst's expense, the classic Dooms are really good and are the true origin of the FPS genre (don't believe the commie propaganda: Wolfenstein 3D's graphics were innovative, but movement was bad, the gameplay was bad, the level design was bad, and we all dropped it like a hot potato when Doom was released, but kept playing Doom even after Duke 3D and Quake were released). I feel that Doom II isn't as good as Doom (the new enemies and super shotgun were great, but the levels were a huge step down from Doom's), but it's still getting my vote. (It also helps that Doom is the quintessential PC Master Race game, while Donkey Kong was made by Nintendo.)
 
Starfox 64 had nothing to do with the Krystal obsession, although we really do need a moratorium on furries or characters clearly "designed" to degen the sexual development of young boys playing that shit. (I did like Starfox Adventures when i was a kid, but was often put off by her)
I knew she doesn't appear until a later entry but I wanted to shoehorn that video in there somehow. ;)
 
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