Kiwi Merch 2026 - So everything required gets done in time to ship

[Null]

Unless anyone objects this will be my order:
4000 x 5cm of every design. (4 per order)
1000 x 10cm of the special design. (1 per order)

Base cost will be approximately $12.50 per order and I'll ask for $10 profit on top + shipping.

Another way I can cut this is by doing 1000 of each, 1 per order, and charge less.

I really never know how much of this shit to order, it's all guess work.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Unless anyone objects this will be my order:
4000 x 5cm of every design. (4 per order)
1000 x 10cm of the special design. (1 per order)

stickers packs rule!!

should i watch this thread, or will there be a sitewide announcement when i can place the order ?

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Stickerbros, Dear Sneeder is finally going to let us eat again

 

[Gaystapo]

Tarot deck (probably would be cheap to mass produce using Chinese slave labor with one of those "custom playing cards" sites, like MakePlayingCards https://www.makeplayingcards.com/ ). It'd appeal to both card game autists and crystal girls.

Thread 'Kiwi Farms Tarot Deck'

May 9, 2026

First nomination:

The Fool: Kevin Gibes

Let's hear your suggestions!

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Sidenote: MakePlayingCards.com is often used for Magic the Gathering proxies, and people warn not to give the site your real phone number (since they'll sell it to telemarketers) and also to use third-party payment like PayPal, instead of entering credit card details directly. I have ordered from MakePlayingCards myself though before and been satisfied with no issues, since I gave them a fake phone number and used PayPal. It was like $200 for 612 cards iirc, and tarot decks consist of 78 cards. And the price goes down for bulk orders, so it'd be even cheaper if you mass produce them for merch.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

22.50 + shipping for 5 stickers?

seems steep, buut who could put a price on the frontline fight for internet freedom? I'd buy a few.

 

[Gaystapo]

Another merch idea: plushie of Null's dog profile picture. Or kiwi bird plushie. Maybe a Null dog plushie with a smaller kiwi bird on top of its head, so both animals are represented in the same plushie.

Or those "monitor buddy" little plastic hang-on figures where one is a kiwi and the other is a dog. These could be 3D-printed for very cheap.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

Juice, will the stickers be ready to go by tomorrow stream time? I’ve got my credit card ready and have been patiently watching the MATI site. I’m excited to get them so I can put my favorite in my clear phone case so I can own the radical left by showing support to my favorite organic wholesome farm.

 

[Pee Cola]

Another merch idea: plushie of Null's dog profile picture. Or kiwi bird plushie. Maybe a Null dog plushie with a smaller kiwi bird on top of its head, so both animals are represented in the same plushie.

I wonder how hard it would be to find somewhere that will make those. I can't see Makeship being interested, which is a shame because their stuff is really good quality (I have a DankPods Frank and 1-Grit), and I don't know of any similar companies who'd make plushies for a website with the Farms' poor yet absolutely undeserved reputation.

 

[Gaystapo]

I wonder how hard it would be to find somewhere that will make those. I can't see Makeship being interested, which is a shame because their stuff is really good quality (I have a DankPods Frank and 1-Grit), and I don't know of any similar companies who'd make plushies for a website with the Farms' poor yet absolutely undeserved reputation.

As with my tarot card suggestion, a cheap Chinese manufacturer would be used. Chinese people will make anything and they don't care if it's "problematic". I don't know any off the top-of-my-head for plushies, but I'm sure there's probably at least one person on Aliexpress or the rest of the Chinese Internet offering custom plushie services.

 

[Pee Cola]

As with my tarot card suggestion, a cheap Chinese manufacturer would be used. Chinese people will make anything and they don't care if it's "problematic". I don't know any off the top-of-my-head for plushies, but I'm sure there's probably at least one person on Aliexpress or the rest of the Chinese Internet offering custom plushie services.

I'm sure there are plenty of Chinese plushie manufacturers who'll make whatever is asked of them, but whether the quality will be up to snuff is another matter.

 

[Gaystapo]

I'm sure there are plenty of Chinese plushie manufacturers who'll make whatever is asked of them, but whether the quality will be up to snuff is another matter.

Well I can't speak for plushies, since those are harder to make, but the Chinese card manufacturer I mentioned does make a quality product and I've ordered from them before. Not everything from China is bad. If you heavily research Chinese manufacturers, and you ask for prototypes, it could work out. I've seen fandom artists ask for prototypes from their Chinese plush manufacturers, but I don't know which specific businesses they use.