7)The Chariot: This could be multiple lolcows. Anyone that fence sits or tries to be two opposite personas. My favorite tarot lady describes it as "Trying to ride two horses with only one arse." Implying that you'll eventually fall off when trying to switch between the horses.
Alright I got a better border for the cards, a fresh AI sloppa nikocado and I've got a bingo board for all the major arcana. If it manages to get filled I'll make one for the minor arcana as well.
It's the Rider-Waite tarot version of the cards if anyone else wants to join in.
Alright I got a better border for the cards, a fresh AI sloppa nikocado and I've got a bingo board for all the major arcana. If it manages to get filled I'll make one for the minor arcana as well.
It's the Rider-Waite tarot version of the cards if anyone else wants to join in.
Yeah I noticed the hermit card had a fucked up border and just went with the first one the AI generated that was decent. Not a big deal to fix later on.
And I'll finish off today with some Lossman Jack as Wheel of Fortune
I'm liking the line of thinking for negative readings, what I've got so far is
Major Arcana 11/22
0. The Fool
?
10. Wheel Of Fortune
Bossmanjack
20. Judgement
?
1. The Magician
Jace/DesertEagle
11. Justice
Rackets
21. The World
?
2. The High Priestess
?
12. The Hanged Man
Lowtax
3. The Empress
?
13. Death
Liz Fong Jones
4. The Emperor
?
14. Temperance
Nikocado Avocado
5. The Heirophant
Terry Davis
15. The Devil
Ethan Ralph
6. The Lovers
Salah and the fat bitch
16. The Tower
?
7. The Chariot
?
17. The Star
?
8. Strength
Anisa and Ethan Jomha
18. The Moon
?
9. The Hermit
Null
19. The Sun
?
I want to try to work in Chrischan, Cobes, DSP and Hambly as well.
Minor Arcana 8/56
Destiny
Andy Ditch
PPP
Andy Warski
Patrick S Tomlinson
Tectone
Shondo
Pippa Pipkins
Minor arcana have to be Wands/Staves, Cups/Goblets/Chalices, Swords and Pentacles/Coins. Themes could be Avarice, Deception, Hostility and Delusion so that each minor arcana set of 13 could be grouped along those lines. Discussion/feedback on what minor arcana, themes and which lolcows where would be appreciated, I'm struggling to figure some of these out. I'd like the Star, Moon and Sun to be related somehow, same for the Fool and the World
Death: lowtax
Something awful definitely when though some profound changes, and you could consider its down fall an end to that chapter of the internet
also because lowtax is fucking dead
I don't really know much about merchandising, are there much rules about selling AI generated sloppa? If it's not possible to sell I would be fine just releasing it and recommending a good site that prints out custom packs. If it is then I'll just package it up and give it to Null to sell.
I'm thinking maybe the fresh hatched kiwi and cobes with a black background or something for the reverse sides. Byuu would be hard to do for Hanged Man Nvm he has a profile picture still up.
Here we have Ralph in prime gunting position, dressed in the same clothes as he was when he was last photographed in jail. Scarlett is in the bottom left, had to make sure it generated with clothes since in the original the people below were naked. It's a WIP atm since I am overly familiar the with Ralph lore to pick a man suitable for it. Should I have another ex-baby momma instead? Also fuck me it's impossible to get AI to understand what gunt thumb is.
The Minor Arcana could correspond to types of lolcows - we could have individual ones there (and definitely would on the Page/Knight/Queen/King of each suit), but the individual cards could depict things many lolcows of that type do.
Swords - Troonery
Cards could include "getting the titchop", "getting the stinkditch", and 41%. Grace Lavery and Mallory Ortberg could be on a "Straight with Extra Steps" card.
Cups - Deathfats and Addicts
Mukbangs, weigh-ins, weight loss, proud Fat Acceptance and Body Positivity moments go here. Plus a card symbolizing winning the Deathfat Derby, i.e. dying
Wands - Munchies (these girls love their canes before they graduate to wheelchairs)
Cards for Service Dog, Toobz, Wheelchair, ER visit, Trifecta (claiming hEDS and POTS and MCAS), Surgery, and Death.
Pentacles ("Coins" in some decks) - Grifters
A Gofundme card would go well here. So could Tugboat. There's also the inevitable moment when a cow's socials reveal that they spent their griftbux on something else. LOLsuits.
I can't think of any grifting-related deaths, but since three of the suits have some sort of a card about dying due to different types of stupidity, it would be great to have a death card in every suit and have it be the same number.
The Beauty Parlor is a little overrepresented here, because that's where I read most. I'm open to suggestions - I'll pull a Tarot deck off the shelf later and pick some possible numbers for some of the cards I've suggested.
