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One of the minor arcana Swords card should be based on that photo of the silver estrogen platter from the tranch
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Two of Swords: Indecision and being closed off to the outside world. Definitely a BPD troon. Poppy?
Three of Swords: The most emotionally messed-up troon. Ziz.
Four of Swords: Burnout and isolation. Rhys.
Five of Swords: Someone who always argues and is full of resentment. Alex Caraballo.
Six of Swords: Transition (no, really). Someone with a really messed up transition that never ends. Joanna Olson-Kennedy.
Seven of Swords: Betrayal and deception. Dave Muscato.
Eight of Swords: Negative thoughts, imprisonment and victim mentality. Jake Alley.
Nine of Swords: Anxiety and inner turmoil. No idea here.
Ten of Swords: A painful ending. Maybe a detransitioner, or someone who 41%'d.
Page of Swords: Someone who is all talk and no action.Yaniv. (EDIT: No wait, ADF. Yaniv is a major arcana-worthy cow.)
Knight of Swords: Someone who makes rash and impulsive decisions. Colt Seidman.
Queen of Swords: Someone over-emotional with a long string of bad relationships. The Tranch.
King of Swords: Someone who misuses their power and it has gone to their head. Brianna Wu, or maybe Bardfinn with Brianna as The Emperor?
Three of Swords: The most emotionally messed-up troon. Ziz.
Four of Swords: Burnout and isolation. Rhys.
Five of Swords: Someone who always argues and is full of resentment. Alex Caraballo.
Six of Swords: Transition (no, really). Someone with a really messed up transition that never ends. Joanna Olson-Kennedy.
Seven of Swords: Betrayal and deception. Dave Muscato.
Eight of Swords: Negative thoughts, imprisonment and victim mentality. Jake Alley.
Nine of Swords: Anxiety and inner turmoil. No idea here.
Ten of Swords: A painful ending. Maybe a detransitioner, or someone who 41%'d.
Page of Swords: Someone who is all talk and no action.
Knight of Swords: Someone who makes rash and impulsive decisions. Colt Seidman.
Queen of Swords: Someone over-emotional with a long string of bad relationships. The Tranch.
King of Swords: Someone who misuses their power and it has gone to their head. Brianna Wu, or maybe Bardfinn with Brianna as The Emperor?
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You can't forget Francis E. Dec.
Plus nine of swords could be pooners in general. There are a lot of extremely neurotic pooners.
Plus nine of swords could be pooners in general. There are a lot of extremely neurotic pooners.
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One of the Major Arcana should be the users of the Farms documenting and mocking the cows from our thousands of respective computers.
I mentioned that it'd be appropriate to have some sort of card symbolizing death in each of the major arcana - I think the different shades of meaning would justify having a bit of overlap. Generally, the Ten of each suit is a culmination of what came before, so that's a natural. Traditional decks' books often take pains to specify that, say, the Ten of Swords with a body pierced by swords isn't a card of death, but we don't have to be such Pollyannas here. In many decks the Tens of cups and pentacles are very positive, and the Tens of swords and wands are very negative, but - again - there might not be enough positive cows to strike a balance.
Ten of Swords (trannies) - this should incorporate a 41%. Who was the trans woman who the Farms was blamed for killing? There was also a pooner who starved herself to death in hospice even though she wasn't sick in the first place, which nicely sums up how self-inflicted trannie suffering is.
Ten of Cups (addicts and deathfats) - if it isn't unkind, I might suggest Cobes with his drink combinations; he died of alcoholism. Hail Satan! The card could also have some positive meanings, since everyone loved the guy.
Ten of Wands (munchies) - Jacquie, who faked a zillion illnesses, got a feeding tube she didn't need made to her retarded custom specifications, gained weight on medical weed, and had her intestines explode out and kill her. She was a star of the online illness influencer world and had a spectacularly stupid death.
Ten of Pentacles (grifters) - I still haven't thought of a good example. However, like Cups, this could still have a positive meaning as a burden on taxpayers, friends, relatives, and society in general has been relieved with the grifter's death.
I mentioned that it'd be appropriate to have some sort of card symbolizing death in each of the major arcana - I think the different shades of meaning would justify having a bit of overlap. Generally, the Ten of each suit is a culmination of what came before, so that's a natural. Traditional decks' books often take pains to specify that, say, the Ten of Swords with a body pierced by swords isn't a card of death, but we don't have to be such Pollyannas here. In many decks the Tens of cups and pentacles are very positive, and the Tens of swords and wands are very negative, but - again - there might not be enough positive cows to strike a balance.
Ten of Swords (trannies) - this should incorporate a 41%. Who was the trans woman who the Farms was blamed for killing? There was also a pooner who starved herself to death in hospice even though she wasn't sick in the first place, which nicely sums up how self-inflicted trannie suffering is.
Ten of Cups (addicts and deathfats) - if it isn't unkind, I might suggest Cobes with his drink combinations; he died of alcoholism. Hail Satan! The card could also have some positive meanings, since everyone loved the guy.
Ten of Wands (munchies) - Jacquie, who faked a zillion illnesses, got a feeding tube she didn't need made to her retarded custom specifications, gained weight on medical weed, and had her intestines explode out and kill her. She was a star of the online illness influencer world and had a spectacularly stupid death.
Ten of Pentacles (grifters) - I still haven't thought of a good example. However, like Cups, this could still have a positive meaning as a burden on taxpayers, friends, relatives, and society in general has been relieved with the grifter's death.
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Swords are dildos or something phallic, the person is a troon or a pooner regretting life, if even for a moment.
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Jazz Jennings?
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Nikocado - the world
Clavicular - the chariot
Chris Chan - the emperor and empress
Nick fuents and Destiny - the lovers
Daniel Larson - judgement
Joe Winko - the hanged
Cyraxx - the devil
Clavicular - the chariot
Chris Chan - the emperor and empress
Nick fuents and Destiny - the lovers
Daniel Larson - judgement
Joe Winko - the hanged
Cyraxx - the devil
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That works.
The Magician: Donald Trump
The Lovers: Zoe Quinn
Death: Boogie
The Moon: Taylor Lorenz
The Star: Candace Owens
The Sun: Yaniv
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I'm liking all of the suggestions guys but if you could get some good frontal profile pictures/photos or iconic outfits as well that would make it easier AI sloppy all this.
Edit: wasted my free time math sperging but I will be back tomorrow with more cards
Edit: wasted my free time math sperging but I will be back tomorrow with more cards
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Here's my tentative lineup for Wands. Wands are inspired by munchies - girls who pretend to be sick for Internet asspats. ("Munchie" comes from Munchausen Syndrome by Internet, a more medical term for this behavior.) For whatever reason, male munchies are very rare.
They're in Wands because munchies love medical devices they can show off on TikTok, and a cane is an easy one to start with before you get a service animal, a wheelchair, and various sorts of feeding tubes.
I've picked some of the themes that you see in a lot of munchies, plus one particular cow who hilariously personifies them, then went through the suit looking for where they'd fit best.
I haven't written up the card interpretations yet - I'll do that once I've gotten suggestions, thought about it more, and finalized the list. I'll make sure the interpretations apply both to the cows and more generally, in case anyone is daring enough to do a reading for themselves with the Kiwi Tarot. I'll include reversed readings as well.
Here's my first draft. Most of these girls don't have their own threads, so I'll also double-check their lore to make sure everything's correct. I've also saved a couple of them for Pentacles, which is about grifting and e-begging.
Ace of Wands: Tubes
Reason: @Wallace suggested that the Ace of Swords should be a dilator, since Swords will be trannies, and I think I can find an iconic object for every suit. Munchies love their tubes - feeding tubes that range from the "nose hose" (a nasogastric tube threaded down your nose into your stomach) to the beloved button (an opening directly into your GI tract). Then there are PICCs and ports, installed under the skin for easier access to veins. Once you're done showing off your toobz, you can fuck with them to make yourself sicker.
Cow: Kat von Loosmore
Kat von Loosmore got a feeding tube because she convinced her doctors she couldn't eat ... then ballooned because she was eating and running her tube feeds. Her social media pics are usually taken in her kitchen, where you can spot all sorts of junk food on the shelves and counters behind her (she lives alone).
Two of Wands: Fuck Around
Reason: In the Rider-Waite Tarot deck, which is probably the most famous, the Two of Wands is often interpreted as a merchant sending out his ships, and the Three of Wands is the same merchant watching them return. I wanted the Two and Three to correspond to the idea of actions and their consequences.
Cow: Madeleine-Camille “MC” Preuninger's doctors wanted to taper her off steroids, but she doctor-shopped until she could find doctors who'd keep prescribing them. The steroids crumbled her spine and now she actually does need a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
Three of Wands: Find Out
Cow: There are lots of possibilities, but I was thinking of the woman whose unnecessary medical treatments gave her a mini-stroke that left her partially blind for life. I can't remember her name but I'll hunt through the thread if I don't think of a better candiate.
Four of Wands: Kate Farms
Reason: The Rider-Waite card shows a festival with garlands on the wands, which fits the idea of a celebrated food.
Kate Farms is a company that makes vegan, allergen-free nutritional formulas and shakes for people who can't eat normal food. Only the sickest patients would actually need Kate Farms instead of other formulas, and insurance often won't cover it because it's more expensive than other brands, so actually getting it is a bit of a status symbol.
Cows: Abby and Nicole Sams
Identical twins who compete to out-munch each other. Made a pyramid of empty Kate Farms cartons and wrapped it in Christmas lights. The Kate Farms company liked the post, too.
Five of Wands: I Would If I Could, But I Can't
Reason: The R-W card depicts a fight. Munchies often claim mysterious allergies that stop them from doing anything they don't want to do, but mysteriously allow them to do anything they actually want to do.
Cow: Victoria "Victor" Markhoff claims to be allergic to just about everything, including citric acid, which your body naturally manufactures, and threw a fit because a vegan bakery had apples in their baked goods and didn't warn her. She also spends huge amounts of her rich parents' money on Doordash, which she can somehow eat just fine.
(I might think of an even more ridiculous example.)
Six of Wands: Service Animal
Reason: The R-W card prominently shows an animal (a horse).
Cow: Abrea Hensley has a service horse. You read that right. She has a miniature horse who lives (and shits) in her house, rides in her car, and appears to be miserable. When a news story showed her taking the horse on a plane, the regulations were immediately changed because that's such a terrible idea.
Seven of Wands: Ana-Chan
Reason: The R-W card shows a man on a hill attacked by numerous other people - he's outnumbered, but in a defensible position. Anorexics often discover that if you're a walking skeleton, your mean parents will put you in an eating disorders program, but if you convince them you're just too sick to eat, you can get as skinny as you want.
Cow: Amanda Wittig was a skellie, but when she went to Disney World with her friends, she sure was eating a lot of junk food all the time. Then they caught her in the bathroom using her feeding tube opening to drain out the food she'd eaten.
Eight of Wands: The One That Starts With D
Reason: The R-W card shows wands flying through the air. They're high, geddit?
Munchies start out wanting sympathy and attention, but between their claims of 11/10 pain and their unnecessary surgeries, they often discover that opioids are fun. They're usually too canny to admit it openly, but they give the game away by talking about IV Benadryl, which intensifies the opioid rush.
(Doctors joke about drug-seeking patients who know better than to ask for a powerful opioid - like Dilaudid - but will play coy and say "most painkillers don't work, but I did get a really effective one. I don't know what it's called ... it starts with D ...")
Cow: Alexys D. Jones, "Jonzie," was a waif who kept going to the pediatric hospital as an adult and would photograph herself playing with kiddie toys in the waiting room. Her little-girl image was forever stained when, unable to get her doctors to prescribe more Percocet, she got hooked on heroin.
Nine of Wands: The Enabler
Reason: This is the other card that depicts someone putting up a well-prepared defense. (I might swap it with the Seven of Wands, another defensive card.)
Cow: There were a pair of mother-daughter cows - I'll hunt around for their names - where the mother spent a lot of time online shouting at anyone who was the least bit unsupportive of her daughter's many ridiculous illness claims, while also doctor-shopping for new diagnoses and treatments. This didn't seem to be a Munchausen by Proxy case, where the mom was actually making the kid sick - it's more like the mother's Mama Bear behavior was cutting off any possible route to recovery.
Ten of Wands: The Final Diagnosis
Reason: The Tens of every suit are generally a culmination of what came before. Ideally, I'd like all four Tens to be about specific dead cows.
Cow: Chelsea was an anachan faking chronic illness so she could get away with starving herself. She starved herself to the point of multi-organ failure. You know how ana-chans brag that they're so tiny they have to buy children's sizes? Chelsea bragged that she was so tiny they were giving her a child's organs. She survived her five-organ transplant, but died shortly afterwards.
The Page
Cow: Paige's photos of her mopey face and double facial tubes earned her the moniker "Sad Walrus". She had two fingers amputated because she messed with her skin. She filed a lawsuit (in New Zealand) to force her doctors to let her to starve herself to death, which they were opposing on the grounds that her problems were mental, not physical. She won the suit and is now dead.
Reason: her name is Paige
The Knight
Cow: Kelly Ronahan was a ballerina turned munchie who caused so much damage to her own legs that they both had to be amputated. The pre-amputation photos are some of the most horrifying things you'll see on the Farms.
Reason: Of all the standard court cards, Knights do the most damage.
The Queen
Cow: Jaquie Beckwith, already known as "Queen Jaquie", was a prominent chronic illness influencer with a huge following even though her stories didn't add up. She convinced a doctor to give her an unusual sort of feeding tube connected to her intestines. After the surgery, she started using medical marijuana, which gave her the munchies so she ate a lot the regular way (which, of course, she'd been able to do all along). The resulting weight gain resulted in her guts ballooning out of her body through the hole that had been cut for the feeding tube. The damage killed her.
Reason: She was nicknamed the Queen because of her huge following - both women who believed her (and often imitated her), and suspicious rubberneckers who could tell she was lying.
The King
Cow: Shelby "Julian" Gavino was a pretty girl who didn't make it as a model ... until she got a wheelchair and started on testosterone. Once she was a disabled trans man, she got lots of gigs.
Reason: There are almost no male munchies, but even though she's since detransitioned, Shelby can still be our King.
They're in Wands because munchies love medical devices they can show off on TikTok, and a cane is an easy one to start with before you get a service animal, a wheelchair, and various sorts of feeding tubes.
I've picked some of the themes that you see in a lot of munchies, plus one particular cow who hilariously personifies them, then went through the suit looking for where they'd fit best.
I haven't written up the card interpretations yet - I'll do that once I've gotten suggestions, thought about it more, and finalized the list. I'll make sure the interpretations apply both to the cows and more generally, in case anyone is daring enough to do a reading for themselves with the Kiwi Tarot. I'll include reversed readings as well.
Here's my first draft. Most of these girls don't have their own threads, so I'll also double-check their lore to make sure everything's correct. I've also saved a couple of them for Pentacles, which is about grifting and e-begging.
Ace of Wands: Tubes
Reason: @Wallace suggested that the Ace of Swords should be a dilator, since Swords will be trannies, and I think I can find an iconic object for every suit. Munchies love their tubes - feeding tubes that range from the "nose hose" (a nasogastric tube threaded down your nose into your stomach) to the beloved button (an opening directly into your GI tract). Then there are PICCs and ports, installed under the skin for easier access to veins. Once you're done showing off your toobz, you can fuck with them to make yourself sicker.
Cow: Kat von Loosmore
Kat von Loosmore got a feeding tube because she convinced her doctors she couldn't eat ... then ballooned because she was eating and running her tube feeds. Her social media pics are usually taken in her kitchen, where you can spot all sorts of junk food on the shelves and counters behind her (she lives alone).
Two of Wands: Fuck Around
Reason: In the Rider-Waite Tarot deck, which is probably the most famous, the Two of Wands is often interpreted as a merchant sending out his ships, and the Three of Wands is the same merchant watching them return. I wanted the Two and Three to correspond to the idea of actions and their consequences.
Cow: Madeleine-Camille “MC” Preuninger's doctors wanted to taper her off steroids, but she doctor-shopped until she could find doctors who'd keep prescribing them. The steroids crumbled her spine and now she actually does need a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
Three of Wands: Find Out
Cow: There are lots of possibilities, but I was thinking of the woman whose unnecessary medical treatments gave her a mini-stroke that left her partially blind for life. I can't remember her name but I'll hunt through the thread if I don't think of a better candiate.
Four of Wands: Kate Farms
Reason: The Rider-Waite card shows a festival with garlands on the wands, which fits the idea of a celebrated food.
Kate Farms is a company that makes vegan, allergen-free nutritional formulas and shakes for people who can't eat normal food. Only the sickest patients would actually need Kate Farms instead of other formulas, and insurance often won't cover it because it's more expensive than other brands, so actually getting it is a bit of a status symbol.
Cows: Abby and Nicole Sams
Identical twins who compete to out-munch each other. Made a pyramid of empty Kate Farms cartons and wrapped it in Christmas lights. The Kate Farms company liked the post, too.
Five of Wands: I Would If I Could, But I Can't
Reason: The R-W card depicts a fight. Munchies often claim mysterious allergies that stop them from doing anything they don't want to do, but mysteriously allow them to do anything they actually want to do.
Cow: Victoria "Victor" Markhoff claims to be allergic to just about everything, including citric acid, which your body naturally manufactures, and threw a fit because a vegan bakery had apples in their baked goods and didn't warn her. She also spends huge amounts of her rich parents' money on Doordash, which she can somehow eat just fine.
(I might think of an even more ridiculous example.)
Six of Wands: Service Animal
Reason: The R-W card prominently shows an animal (a horse).
Cow: Abrea Hensley has a service horse. You read that right. She has a miniature horse who lives (and shits) in her house, rides in her car, and appears to be miserable. When a news story showed her taking the horse on a plane, the regulations were immediately changed because that's such a terrible idea.
Seven of Wands: Ana-Chan
Reason: The R-W card shows a man on a hill attacked by numerous other people - he's outnumbered, but in a defensible position. Anorexics often discover that if you're a walking skeleton, your mean parents will put you in an eating disorders program, but if you convince them you're just too sick to eat, you can get as skinny as you want.
Cow: Amanda Wittig was a skellie, but when she went to Disney World with her friends, she sure was eating a lot of junk food all the time. Then they caught her in the bathroom using her feeding tube opening to drain out the food she'd eaten.
Eight of Wands: The One That Starts With D
Reason: The R-W card shows wands flying through the air. They're high, geddit?
Munchies start out wanting sympathy and attention, but between their claims of 11/10 pain and their unnecessary surgeries, they often discover that opioids are fun. They're usually too canny to admit it openly, but they give the game away by talking about IV Benadryl, which intensifies the opioid rush.
(Doctors joke about drug-seeking patients who know better than to ask for a powerful opioid - like Dilaudid - but will play coy and say "most painkillers don't work, but I did get a really effective one. I don't know what it's called ... it starts with D ...")
Cow: Alexys D. Jones, "Jonzie," was a waif who kept going to the pediatric hospital as an adult and would photograph herself playing with kiddie toys in the waiting room. Her little-girl image was forever stained when, unable to get her doctors to prescribe more Percocet, she got hooked on heroin.
Nine of Wands: The Enabler
Reason: This is the other card that depicts someone putting up a well-prepared defense. (I might swap it with the Seven of Wands, another defensive card.)
Cow: There were a pair of mother-daughter cows - I'll hunt around for their names - where the mother spent a lot of time online shouting at anyone who was the least bit unsupportive of her daughter's many ridiculous illness claims, while also doctor-shopping for new diagnoses and treatments. This didn't seem to be a Munchausen by Proxy case, where the mom was actually making the kid sick - it's more like the mother's Mama Bear behavior was cutting off any possible route to recovery.
Ten of Wands: The Final Diagnosis
Reason: The Tens of every suit are generally a culmination of what came before. Ideally, I'd like all four Tens to be about specific dead cows.
Cow: Chelsea was an anachan faking chronic illness so she could get away with starving herself. She starved herself to the point of multi-organ failure. You know how ana-chans brag that they're so tiny they have to buy children's sizes? Chelsea bragged that she was so tiny they were giving her a child's organs. She survived her five-organ transplant, but died shortly afterwards.
The Page
Cow: Paige's photos of her mopey face and double facial tubes earned her the moniker "Sad Walrus". She had two fingers amputated because she messed with her skin. She filed a lawsuit (in New Zealand) to force her doctors to let her to starve herself to death, which they were opposing on the grounds that her problems were mental, not physical. She won the suit and is now dead.
Reason: her name is Paige
The Knight
Cow: Kelly Ronahan was a ballerina turned munchie who caused so much damage to her own legs that they both had to be amputated. The pre-amputation photos are some of the most horrifying things you'll see on the Farms.
Reason: Of all the standard court cards, Knights do the most damage.
The Queen
Cow: Jaquie Beckwith, already known as "Queen Jaquie", was a prominent chronic illness influencer with a huge following even though her stories didn't add up. She convinced a doctor to give her an unusual sort of feeding tube connected to her intestines. After the surgery, she started using medical marijuana, which gave her the munchies so she ate a lot the regular way (which, of course, she'd been able to do all along). The resulting weight gain resulted in her guts ballooning out of her body through the hole that had been cut for the feeding tube. The damage killed her.
Reason: She was nicknamed the Queen because of her huge following - both women who believed her (and often imitated her), and suspicious rubberneckers who could tell she was lying.
The King
Cow: Shelby "Julian" Gavino was a pretty girl who didn't make it as a model ... until she got a wheelchair and started on testosterone. Once she was a disabled trans man, she got lots of gigs.
Reason: There are almost no male munchies, but even though she's since detransitioned, Shelby can still be our King.
Will do - I was thinking about going suit by suit in the Minor Arcana as I get them firmed up. I'll get pictures of their service dogs for you, too.
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Ok, I got a tarot card deck. I'll draw some cards and you can tell my future. I drew a 7 of hearts, a draw 2, and some blue mana. King me.
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Rekieta and Pixyteri are big-name cows that haven't been suggested for Major Arcana yet.
I'm still thinking about Pentacles/Grifters, but Russel Greer would make a great court card. He tried to extort $200,000 from his employer for alleged ADA violations, suggested that the government could give him someone else's land so he could somehow build a brothel there, and has a lawsuit against the Kiwi Farms that's dragged out for over five years. Some decks have a Prince and Princess instead of Page and Knight, and Greer once messaged a hooker calling himself "Your Brothel Prince". Maybe we just promote him to King.
I'm still thinking about Pentacles/Grifters, but Russel Greer would make a great court card. He tried to extort $200,000 from his employer for alleged ADA violations, suggested that the government could give him someone else's land so he could somehow build a brothel there, and has a lawsuit against the Kiwi Farms that's dragged out for over five years. Some decks have a Prince and Princess instead of Page and Knight, and Greer once messaged a hooker calling himself "Your Brothel Prince". Maybe we just promote him to King.
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Some funny suggestions
Fool: Iddubz
Emperor: Ralph or Trump
Empress: Pixytery or Anisa
Hierophant: Chris
Lovers: Shoe and Venti/Nick Fuentes and Destiny
Wheel of Fortune: Larson and Worldoftshirts
Hermit: King Cobra
Hanged man: Keffals or Liz Dong Gone
Devil: Boogie or Bossman (or both). There are also plenty of trannies that would fit here but they would take it as a compliment.
Death: Yeah, the lich queen is definetly the best here
Judgement: Greer
Fool: Iddubz
Emperor: Ralph or Trump
Empress: Pixytery or Anisa
Hierophant: Chris
Lovers: Shoe and Venti/Nick Fuentes and Destiny
Wheel of Fortune: Larson and Worldoftshirts
Hermit: King Cobra
Hanged man: Keffals or Liz Dong Gone
Devil: Boogie or Bossman (or both). There are also plenty of trannies that would fit here but they would take it as a compliment.
Death: Yeah, the lich queen is definetly the best here
Judgement: Greer
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I've seen some decks have multiple variants of The Lovers card. Both could be done.
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There's an excel file below with all the nominations so far, colour coding should be clear enough.
I have no idea what: "silver estrogen platter from the tranch", "The Merge" or "Jahnke" means or refers to.
Can't find any KF threads dedicated to the below and I don't really look into the deathfats so if you could direct me where to look or just link a few posts with good photos would be appreciated.
Remaining notables for Major Arcana that don't have a good slot so far are:
I'm gonna nominate Jackie Singh for a Minor Arcana but IDK which she would be best for.
Remaining notables for Minor Arcana are:
Just let me know which slots you think they would best fit in and I'll update it.
Ran out of time today to AI sloppa but with the excel sheet setup it should go faster rather than scrolling through the thread. I'll make a high resolution proper background of all the tarot cards and replace them with the ones I've already done tomorrow so it will be easier to progress as well.
I have no idea what: "silver estrogen platter from the tranch", "The Merge" or "Jahnke" means or refers to.
Can't find any KF threads dedicated to the below and I don't really look into the deathfats so if you could direct me where to look or just link a few posts with good photos would be appreciated.
| Kat von Loosmore | Abby and Nicole Sams | Amanda Wittig | Paige "Sad Walrus" |
| Madeleine-Camille “MC” Preuninger | Abrea Hensley | Alexys D. Jones | Shelby "Julian" Gavino |
Remaining notables for Major Arcana that don't have a good slot so far are:
| Pixyteri | Hambly |
I'm gonna nominate Jackie Singh for a Minor Arcana but IDK which she would be best for.
Remaining notables for Minor Arcana are:
| Andy Warski | Tectone | Pippa Pipkins | Jacki Singh | |
| PPP | Patrick S Tomlinson | Shondo | DSP | Francis E Dec |
Just let me know which slots you think they would best fit in and I'll update it.
Ran out of time today to AI sloppa but with the excel sheet setup it should go faster rather than scrolling through the thread. I'll make a high resolution proper background of all the tarot cards and replace them with the ones I've already done tomorrow so it will be easier to progress as well.
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Thank you for compiling this! Most of the missing cows are my suggestions - here are some links.
I misspelled some names in my post - I've fixed them here.
There's a munchie megathread for cows who fake being sick. Here are some detailed intro posts for the munchies who don't have their own threads - sometimes I've linked a later megapost because it had more pictures.
Kat von Loosmore
Amanda Winig
Madeline-Camille "MC" Preduninger pt. 1
Shelby "Julian" Gavino
Abby and Nicole Sams
Abrea Hensley
I'll hunt more for Paige "Sad Walrus" Donovan-Smith and Alexys D. "Jonzie" Jones - their content is a little more scattered around the thread.
For the Three of Wands, I was originally thinking about a woman whose name I couldn't remember, but I'm starting to think Katie Stanina is an even better pick. She faked everything she heard about on the Internet until all her local hospitals were sick of her, but it turned out she had a real condition - epilepsy - and when she had a real seizure, the hospitals thought she was faking again. She ended up in a coma. (Pics in linked post.)
When we have the final lineup, I'll find intro posts that can go in the guidebook.
There've been a lot of nominations for the Major Arcana - too many for all the cards there, at this point - so some of those cows are going to be bumped down to the Minor as the deck gets finalized. And some cows could end up in different suits; Victoria "Victor" Markhoff is an obese pooner grifter in a wheelchair she doesn't need - she could in any of the four suits.
I misspelled some names in my post - I've fixed them here.
There's a munchie megathread for cows who fake being sick. Here are some detailed intro posts for the munchies who don't have their own threads - sometimes I've linked a later megapost because it had more pictures.
Kat von Loosmore
Amanda Winig
Madeline-Camille "MC" Preduninger pt. 1
Shelby "Julian" Gavino
Abby and Nicole Sams
Abrea Hensley
I'll hunt more for Paige "Sad Walrus" Donovan-Smith and Alexys D. "Jonzie" Jones - their content is a little more scattered around the thread.
For the Three of Wands, I was originally thinking about a woman whose name I couldn't remember, but I'm starting to think Katie Stanina is an even better pick. She faked everything she heard about on the Internet until all her local hospitals were sick of her, but it turned out she had a real condition - epilepsy - and when she had a real seizure, the hospitals thought she was faking again. She ended up in a coma. (Pics in linked post.)
When we have the final lineup, I'll find intro posts that can go in the guidebook.
There've been a lot of nominations for the Major Arcana - too many for all the cards there, at this point - so some of those cows are going to be bumped down to the Minor as the deck gets finalized. And some cows could end up in different suits; Victoria "Victor" Markhoff is an obese pooner grifter in a wheelchair she doesn't need - she could in any of the four suits.