💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Im ok with it. they have been my main lol routine for the last year. I dont know much about the past. i hear about chocolate starfishes and coke. idk.
 
Hamburger Detractor said:
Except half the time they watch clips from one of them, but at least we get the added bonus of them yelling at Doody when his clips suck and don't have what they wanted.
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There's a reason I compare them to ReviewTechUSA when it comes to those segments. Like yeah, they're more on point and a hell of a lot more energetic but I consider turning a bog standard 20 minute standard DSPig monotonial whinefest about the bidness into 3 hours of shit due to gay rage and the effort to gay-log due to craving a personality not very interesting. And it is just them phoning in from dents that they then rage at because they can't be fucked to get Flaked to upload shit.

Hell, they're even as unreliable as Dickers when it comes to shows now when it turns into anything longer than a week or two.

You can call it a crashout all you want, but if you ever watched Phil over the 18 year Beggacy, it's just another day for him. They should've cashed out mostly after Dented Zone and saved him for night shift material once a week, but won't due to personal pride and paypiggies who need to throw their SSI checks at them.
DSP for president 2032 said:
Actually, has anyone else noticed that Warski constantly talks about beating women whenever the femcows and their antics are the topic of discussion?

HE BEATS!!!!
HE'S A MISOGYNIST!!!!
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It's a common reaction for all autogynephiles. How else can the gay fuck a man if those filthy flesh purses woo the 90% of men they actually want.

He's GAYCEL MAXXING!
Noventa e Quatro said:
Look I get it, some people are really into DSP, and if that makes them money, it's a smart business decision to cover the guy. I'd do the same. But I don't get covering the guy for 8 hours. It's not that interesting or funny.
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He scares off a decent chunk of their audience. Admittedly not as poorly as ReviewTechUSA does, but they do lose a few hundred viewers each time. The wheelchairs who were former fans make up for it in whale donos sure, but there's a reason they USED to save him for last.

Note that the only time his clips got out of their mediocre view tier on their clips channel was because they got to include AsmonGold into the title. He's not a big producer, and is replaceable with Hambly or most other goofs besides Anisa's cuck vtubing scalie husband tbh.
GhostOfADeadSektur said:
>State of play shows trailers for games everyones excited for
PPP and tardski: "hurrr durr this sucks wheres crash bandicoot"
Also does anyone actually believe ppp has played bloodborne?
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It's actually hilarious how often they parallel Masucci when it comes to takes like this. It's like a mantra of shit.
Spooky Dogwood said:
HE CALLED TEKKEN SOUL CALIBUR! HE'S A FAKE GAMER!
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Funniest thing is I actually bet DSP wouldn't have made that mistake if he bothered to break The Schedule, because he was a John in the Fighting Game community. Another holographic Phil Burnell Dub against the cokehead seeking a new personality now that catdad got old and he was getting bullied for Psycho and the paypigs trying to eggcrack him for fetishistic reasons.
 
Madison Grant said:
Andy is using Claude AI to generate game guides for retro achievements and printing it out. PPP felts him for it!
Andy guide - Trim.mp4
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A guide? You didn't beat the game. Might as well push 'I win' button buddy :cunningpepe:

By the way it's not the first time I heard Andy talk about retro achievements. It is run by tranny faggots who remove games they deem problematic on a whim. You can find the thread about it on the farms.
 
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You'd think you also would just want to try the game out first before trying to get nothing but the achievements first or something. It's almost like he just wants whatever imaginary clout one gets when they 100% a game because he's choosing to place his competence and passion in gayming now that working out and cats failed to fill the self-inflicted void. And it's getting worse due to repeatedly getting felted by fucking DSP of all people on gaymer knowledge is making him spiral over proving this lame bona fides.

Each desperate four figure purchase of a mass produced piece of nostalgia slop in collectorscum packaging, each proclamation that he's a gaymer dev, each time this thread or chat felts him lightly on getting deets wrong, and each time he sees a middle-aged autistic man whine about a game get something right that he got wrong, and it just makes him spiral.

Can't wait for the Autogynephile Played Shit arc where he speedruns games... and HRT. Get them pastel socks F1nnski, you're gonna need them.
 
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hawkisnight said:
By the way it's not the first time I heard Andy talk about retro achievements. It is run by tranny faggots who remove games they deem problematic on a whim. You can find the thread about it on the farms.
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He has mentioned them in the past. I specifically remember him talking about trying to beat some stupid hard old game. Might have been that Lion King one.
 
Noventa e Quatro said:
Look I get it, some people are really into DSP, and if that makes them money, it's a smart business decision to cover the guy. I'd do the same. But I don't get covering the guy for 8 hours. It's not that interesting or funny.

They used to create small segments covering a wide range of topics. The whole situation with Clav getting "brutally framemogged" is everywhere, and the crossover with Isabella Moody is specially relevant since it connects Fuentes, and like Sarah Stock, she is also accused of cucking her husband. PPP didn't cover this because the chat wasn't interested? Ho-ly, buddy.

When did Tardski start playing the sound effects from a local radio station in the 90s? This piece of shit is such a fucking mediocre, unfunny normie loser. He didn't deserve the fame or the money.
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I'm a huge fan of the show, but DSP bores me. I can take small segments of him, but I have no interest in watching that moron for 8 hours. It's the same thing over and over again. I had to skip Monday's show because of it.
 
DSP very quietly in the background the whole stream is a schizophrenic experience
 
Loved the stream yesterday, reminds me when they used to do "The Rake Back" on YouTube, short little nothing shows inbetween the primetime programming, would be sweet if they did it moar
 
somevan712 said:
Why doesn't he just look at a different screen with the guide pulled up while he plays? Why print it out? What, is he retarded or something?
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To be fair to Andy, I've printed out full guides off GameFAQS for lengthy RPGs to not miss anything. Of course that was 15-20 years ago and I wasn't using it to brag about being better than DSP. But you know, different paths up the same mountain.
Also how fucking sad is it that he's on this retro gaming kick and bragging about beating obscure games just because DSP called himself the King of Retro 10+ years ago? And now he gives out that he's not even really beating the games and using AI to give him strategy guides specifically for a list of achievements by a tranny?
 
Woah Buddy! said:
I'm a huge fan of the show, but DSP bores me. I can take small segments of him, but I have no interest in watching that moron for 8 hours. It's the same thing over and over again. I had to skip Monday's show because of it.
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It looks that way on the surface but it’s fascinating how much of a Hermit POS Phil is. He’s up there as one of the most delusional people.

Still PPP is mostly just upset DSP didn’t become his gay lover at Hogans Bar in Tampa
 
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