Here is every DPS segment, summarized:
DSP: "...Those moohrans are making lies up about me, geddit?"
PPP: "Pause. Tell us what lies people make up about you. Tell us. Go ahead. That's what Phil always does. No, he really does! Andy, am I making this up? He always does this! He's been doing it for fifteen... twenty years! And when people call him out on it, he just bans them and calls them detractors! You can't... You can't say a word in Snort Korea. It's insane, it's actually insane! What other streamer do you you see do this? Does Asmongold do this? Does Adin Ross do this? Does Clavicular do this? And that's what's crazy. He refuses to look outside his echo chamber. What he needs to do, is accept the trolling, lean into into it, and he'd be making money hand over fist! But he'll never learn! And that's what's crazy about Phil: he never learns. From the Sons of Kojima, the bankruptcy, to him jacking off on stream, to when he collabed with us... Remember that? Remember when he would text you in the middle of the night? Remember when he asked us to change our schedule so our stream does not compete with his? That was unbelievable! And I wanted to keep him! I really did. And we would stream together, occasionally, maybe bring him on as the third chair? But Phil will never learn. And that's why you're begging now. You are a beggar at the mercy of a couple dents, and you always will be. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that, at any moment, the rug could get pulled out from underneath you, and you'll be left destitute, and in debt, rotting in a middle unit condo, alone? Sad, truly sad. Continue."
Warski: "Exactly, Ash. So true. So true."
*Warski lets the video play for 2.21 seconds*
PPP: "Pause. Does he really expect us to believe..."
*The viewing audience begins slitting their wrists*
