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Captain Manning said:
Well, I mean obviously.

I'm just pointing out how there is a somewhat smarter way for them to be dumb.


As I replied in my previous post, it's not just about the money. For any of them. It's about the dopamine hit. None of them would get that from an under-the-table donation. MM doesn't get his crap read. A & A don't get to celebrate on-air.

I think maybe a lot of people still miss that point. It's a core reason why they're being so stupid about this.
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Its all about dopamine, paypiggies being the lowest form of dopamine junkies there are. Its SAD PATHETIC acshually.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
Its all about dopamine, paypiggies being the lowest form of dopamine junkies there are. Its SAD PATHETIC acshually.
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I guess Bossman Jack's 1000 dollar coin flips aren't rock bottom. The paypig really is the lowest form of human life.

Captain Manning said:
What a shit system if it works that way.

I hate to say it, but YouTube is still the least crummy streaming service. It just runs better on most devices, and is harder to game.

Everybody who has tried to make a better YouTube has been utterly incompetent on a technical level.
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Sadly, competitors are either ideologically driven and just don't have the multibillion dollar war chests to even start to compete or they are just beholden to a different set of multibillion dollar interests. In regards to faulty view counts and the like, it would be better to have no mechanism than one that malfunctions. Either way, the true number is unknown, but it's one less feature to cause problems/embarrassments. Some bells and whistles need to go if you want to free yourself from the ideological grip of the industry leaders.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
I guess Bossman Jack's 1000 dollar coin flips aren't rock bottom. The paypig really is the lowest form of human life.
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Atleast Bossman sometimes wins big, so there is some justification why he keeps doing it. And most important of all Bossman is actually entertaining. So over all i have infinetely more respect for Bossman.
 
Sweepers, there has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give us your brooms, the alt-accounts, and the whole thread, and we'll spare your lives. Just walk away. We will give you safe passage in the sektur. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
When they lay down their brooms strike them with the force of a thousand capital letters.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
Smart thing to do would be telling him to fuck himself but if they really want to squeeze him out of money, they should tell him to donate some other way like paypal or something where everybody cant see it.
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But how would that publicly validate the paypig? You expect the paypig to just give the money for nothing,

Rick Nekieta said:
I guess Bossman Jack's 1000 dollar coin flips aren't rock bottom. The paypig really is the lowest form of human life.
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It's theoretically possible to win money on the coin flips. The only thing you can win at the Kino Casino is PPP critiquing Andy's technique as he guides your genitals into a mannish black hooker.
 
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Henri Barbusse said:
But how would that publicly validate the paypig? You expect the paypig to just give the money for nothing,
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To any vaguely normal person, 3 seconds (3 minutes if we want to be extremely generous and overstate it) of attention on an internet program isn't worth more than the average hourly earnings of the average American (which would be generously estimated at 30/hr, but is brought up significantly by the high end outliers). To a paypig, it is. They play stupid games and win stupid prizes, but they're too dumb to realize that their prizes are inherently worthless. The paypig gets nothing of value from their contribution, but taking the ceremony of the shoutout out of the equation is off the table. It's just your standard P2W bullshit, incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't play the stupid game.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
I guess Bossman Jack's 1000 dollar coin flips aren't rock bottom. The paypig really is the lowest form of human life.
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Bossman earned millions and sure he lost it all but what have paypiggies earned? Shoutouts from some fat dude his spastic boyfriend, maybe they got to wish for some content. :D
Henri Barbusse said:
But how would that publicly validate the paypig? You expect the paypig to just give the money for nothing,
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Attention is their validation, more often than not they get left with empty promises because KC boys are mad lazy. Like Andy and his anime review for an example.
 
What boggles my mind is when people send PPP a bribe to finalize a decision and he turns around and looks for a bribe to override the previous bribe. At least a properly corrupt entity is actually orderly and consistent with the mechanics of the bribe. Take bribes from all sides and just do what you want anyways, what the everliving hell? It's about ethics in bribery.
 
Oeselian Chad said:
Atleast Bossman sometimes wins big, so there is some justification why he keeps doing it. And most important of all Bossman is actually entertaining. So over all i have infinetely more respect for Bossman.
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Look up the case where some guy annihilated his family to paypig some ewhore slut.
People like this exist.
 
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Rick Nekieta said:



Were you referring to the Chinese guy or the Florida Man? Or were you talking about another case altogether?
Added in edit: Self-own, the Chinese man didn't resort to murder, merely grand larceny.
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It's Grant Amato.
He annihilated his family and tried to poorly pin it on his brother in some murder-suicide spree. He did so after being denied daddy's credit card to paypig some Bulgarian camslut.

I'm not trying to suggest Medicare Masochist is going to do something like that, it's just that they might possess the same unhinged obsessive mentality. Porky and Tard can ban him, but he has compulsive urges to paypig.
You can call it a bit of a sweep and that's fair, it doesn't exonerate what they did though and it's not like they're taking steps to get him help. Grant's family tried to help him. I know if I told my parents I'm paypigging some whore in excess of six digits, they'll disown me and I might see some chinky tiger parenting with belts and woks.
 
AltisticRight said:
It's Grant Amato.
He annihilated his family and tried to poorly pin it on his brother in some murder-suicide spree. He did so after being denied daddy's credit card to paypig some Bulgarian camslut.

I'm not trying to suggest Medicare Masochist is going to do something like that, it's just that they might possess the same unhinged obsessive mentality. Porky and Tard can ban him, but he has compulsive urges to paypig.
You can call it a bit of a sweep and that's fair, it doesn't exonerate what they did though and it's not like they're taking steps to get him help. Grant's family tried to help him. I know if I told my parents I'm paypigging some whore in excess of six digits, they'll disown me and I might see some chinky tiger parenting with belts and woks.
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A couple weeks back, I looked for cases where a spurned paypig killed the object of their paypiggery and was unable to find any. I found several Grant Amato like cases, but never paypig on dono receiver violence. I'd imagine the first victim is going to be an e-girl of some kind, but when you got people like Ashton and Andy who meet their paypigs IRL, I'm wondering if they aren't going to be the first case of paypiggery gone lethal.
 
Captain Manning said:
Well, I mean obviously.

I'm just pointing out how there is a somewhat smarter way for them to be dumb.


As I replied in my previous post, it's not just about the money. For any of them. It's about the dopamine hit. None of them would get that from an under-the-table donation. MM doesn't get his crap read. A & A don't get to celebrate on-air.

I think maybe a lot of people still miss that point. It's a core reason why they're being so stupid about this.
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Imagine being completely at mercy of this degenerate exhibitionist for paying your bills. Their other paypigs can't hold a candle to his donations. Two grown men reduced to a pedophile's puppets and his whims, living paycheck to paycheck until their master summons them for their next reward orgy that they can't refuse.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
A couple weeks back, I looked for cases where a spurned paypig killed the object of their paypiggery and was unable to find any. I found several Grant Amato like cases, but never paypig on dono receiver violence. I'd imagine the first victim is going to be an e-girl of some kind, but when you got people like Ashton and Andy who meet their paypigs IRL, I'm wondering if they aren't going to be the first case of paypiggery gone lethal.
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I'm rooting for the most dramatic over the top ending possible, Metokur Masochist chopping PPP and Andy into pieces would be kino. Just imagine the Jim Cant Swim video.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
A couple weeks back, I looked for cases where a spurned paypig killed the object of their paypiggery and was unable to find any.
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That doesn't ring a bell, but there was this unhinged Discord retard who killed some girl he was stalking. I can't recall specifics because I didn't follow it here (I was repulsed by what he did), but I think he might have paypigged her?
urr13 account said:
Metokur Masochist chopping PPP and Andy into pieces would be kino
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You'll need some really long sashimi knives for the beluga.
 
What makes the Casino pigpen unique is that they do competitive paypiggery like an auction where all bids are collected, even the losing bids. In a standard auction, if you have the second highest bid, you don't gain the item, but you don't lose your bid. When they do contests where the week's highest paypig gets the personalized item, such as the handcrafted 3D pumpkin that was signed by both of them, they're going to really piss off a spurned paypig at some point. The Casino is really a unique case in paypiggery, you see phenomenon there that you don't see in other paypig communities. It's a findom polycule with 2 doms and a couple dozen SUUUUUUBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Added in edit: This is made especially volatile because the footage of Andy getting knocked out in 28 seconds and the footage of PPP struggling to even stand up means they already chummed the waters by documenting physical weakness.
 
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