💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Rick Nekieta said:
What makes the Casino pigpen unique is that they do competitive paypiggery like an auction where all bids are collected, even the losing bids. In a standard auction, if you have the second highest bid, you don't gain the item, but you don't lose your bid. When they do contests where the week's highest paypig gets the personalized item, such as the handcrafted 3D pumpkin that was signed by both of them, they're going to really piss off a spurned paypig at some point. The Casino is really a unique case in paypiggery, you see phenomenon there that you don't see in other paypig communities. It's a findom polycule with 2 doms and a couple dozen SUUUUUUBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Added in edit: This is made especially volatile because the footage of Andy getting knocked out in 28 seconds and the footage of PPP struggling to even stand up means they already chummed the waters by documenting physical weakness.
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Yes in public indeed but you know this doesnt make sense at all even by deranged paypiggy standards. There must be stuff they gain in the background post show. For example Mokuba got scammed twice off his request and stopped donating and he was an irrational paypig. And from what we know its minimum steam friends with Tardski and discord connection.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
What makes the Casino pigpen unique is that they do competitive paypiggery like an auction where all bids are collected, even the losing bids. In a standard auction, if you have the second highest bid, you don't gain the item, but you don't lose your bid. When they do contests where the week's highest paypig gets the personalized item, such as the handcrafted 3D pumpkin that was signed by both of them, they're going to really piss off a spurned paypig at some point. The Casino is really a unique case in paypiggery, you see phenomenon there that you don't see in other paypig communities. It's a findom polycule with 2 doms and a couple dozen SUUUUUUBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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Competitive paypiggery isn't unique to kc but kc paypigs are uniquely stupid that's for sure. KC paypigs just throw their money away in hopes they get invited to another orgy with PPPiddy and Epski. The question is should one forgive paypigs that torture them with shit content? I mean they at least get something in return like bossmanjack juciers.
 
hawkisnight said:
Competitive paypiggery isn't unique to kc but kc paypigs are uniquely stupid that's for sure. KC paypigs just throw their money away in hopes they get invited to another orgy with PPPiddy and Epski. The question is should one forgive paypigs that torture them with shit content? I mean they at least get something in return like bossmanjack juciers.
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What if Tardski is auctioning his CSAM folder from that "ring bust" in the background ? Its not a stretch from what has being discovered from his inner circle.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
Added in edit: This is made especially volatile because the footage of Andy getting knocked out in 28 seconds and the footage of PPP struggling to even stand up means they already chummed the waters by documenting physical weakness.
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Andy mentions AIM AIM almost every time he gets a chance, sometimes completely unprovoked. I think that's usually the go to incident from him and thats also why its always in his mind.
Salt Papi knocking out Andy is not that shocking because even Tonka could have beaten him up, if he hadn't been the bigger pussy.
 
All becomes gunt said:
What if Tardski is auctioning his CSAM folder from that "ring bust" in the background ? Its not a stretch from what has being discovered from his inner circle.
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Hopefully it's just the paypigs and Andy is just retarded.

Going back to the vegas orgy and black hookers. Didn't they watch BBC porn last year on Christmas/New years or was it two years ago? It would explain why black hookers in Vegas. One of these dumbasses has a chocolate fetish or MM has one and he was the one who requested they watch BBC porn.
 
RandomShirtlessMan said:
CHOPPED UP PPP WOULD YIELD ENOUGH FAT TO LIGHT UP CANADA, USA, MEXICO AND PART OF PANAMA FOR A YEAR IN CANDLES
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@AltisticRight will appreciate this: There was once an extremely fat Chinese warlord named
Dong Zhuo. It is said when he was overthrown and killed, they stuck a wick in his navel and it burned for two days on the fat of his corpse.

That's what I remember most from Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Anyways, I rekon PPP could go for at least three.
 
Rick Nekieta said:
To any vaguely normal person, 3 seconds (3 minutes if we want to be extremely generous and overstate it) of attention on an internet program isn't worth more than the average hourly earnings of the average American (which would be generously estimated at 30/hr, but is brought up significantly by the high end outliers). To a paypig, it is. They play stupid games and win stupid prizes, but they're too dumb to realize that their prizes are inherently worthless. The paypig gets nothing of value from their contribution, but taking the ceremony of the shoutout out of the equation is off the table. It's just your standard P2W bullshit, incomprehensible to anyone who doesn't play the stupid game.
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The casino has some very unique paypigs though. Tolerator is probably on SSDI given his slow mush mouthed way of speaking. That means he gets $1700 a month based on this government website SSDI monthly averages. Tolerator probably also lives with his family. So, the family feeds and houses him and he spends all his neet bux on the casino like some of DSP's actual dent paypigs.

MM is another weird one. He obviously has a high income given the sale price of his house MM's house on zillow. But, he works as a nurse and the average for his county is only about $120K a year in commiefornia. His wife is where things get interesting. She has worked at apple HQ for at least the last 5 years and was getting stock options every year. Now look at the last 5 years of apple stock growth, its up $183 a share. MM's wife is very likely a millionaire based on stock in her retirement account. So, he can spend thousands on tranny coke orgies in vegas and it won't effect him one bit financially.

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The whole situation is just fucked. Any kind of benefit of the doubt you wanna give Tardski just goes away.

"Maybe he was young and he didn't know"
Nope he is like 40

"Maybe he was new and did something retarded"
Nope he keeps doing the same shit over and over and over again, he has a very well established trail in the sektur

"Maybe he had a come to Jesus moment and shed himself away from all these past behaviors"
Nope he still behaves the same way

"Maybe it was just the bad actors in his community"
He actively chose to stay with these people for all these years. And he is running defense for them and still trying to bring MM back into the fold. With how blatant these people are it should smack you in the head like a fucking hammer and at some point you would erupt. If this was me i'd make a full episode of just completely destroying every fiber of all those paypigs, but he won't do that because they have blackmail on him and he is too cozy with em.
 
Captain Manning said:
You know, if they were actually smarter, what they would do is have MM make multiple socks, and have him spread the donos among them. It'd probably still be found out since they'd all be new socks, but it would be less obvious to the average person that doesn't look too hard.

The issue with that, I think, is they get a big dopamine hit off of individual superchats with big numbers.

Warski screaming "Let's fucking go!" doesn't work as well if you get 100 subs cumulatively from 20 "individual users" as opposed to two 50 sub superchats.

They're defeated by their own gimmick.


It wasn't hard. I'm not the best cow whisper, but I think I got a pretty good read on how Warski thinks.
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The reason they can't shake it off and hide him is because there is only a very very FEW number of people that are willing to donate above a certain threshold. Especially in the numbers MM usually donates. So really since it is a limited market you can definitely instantly spot that "oh this guy is missing, oh this guy is back" especially in such a short time frame.
 
About 6-9 months ago (it was shortly before DSP started interacting with the show), they had a paypig named waffins who went from a KC paypig to a DSP paypig. I have no idea how long he was a Philpig or if he still is or if he rebranded to something else and rejoined either or both pigpens. In any case, when waffins went to Phil's camp, PPP made sure to make a note on air that Phil's detractors were more thorough in their capacity to do research and that they wouldn't tolerate references to the Third Reich and the ideologies that surrounded it. It was something of a veiled threat/blackmail to get back in line or risk being doxed by Phil's psychopathic enemies. Yes, every whale is highly valuable and much like many illicit businesses, showing weakness and losing part of your clientele to a competitor means that you risk looking weak and losing it all.

All becomes gunt said:
The reason they can't shake it off and hide him is because there is only a very very FEW number of people that are willing to donate above a certain threshold. Especially in the numbers MM usually donates. So really since it is a limited market you can definitely instantly spot that "oh this guy is missing, oh this guy is back" especially in such a short time frame.
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hawkisnight said:
Hopefully it's just the paypigs and Andy is just retarded.

Going back to the vegas orgy and black hookers. Didn't they watch BBC porn last year on Christmas/New years or was it two years ago? It would explain why black hookers in Vegas. One of these dumbasses has a chocolate fetish or MM has one and he was the one who requested they watch BBC porn.
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No, they didn't watch BBC porn. It was a gay all black porn movie.
Rick Nekieta said:
About 6-9 months ago (it was shortly before DSP started interacting with the show), they had a paypig named waffins who went from a KC paypig to a DSP paypig. I have no idea how long he was a Philpig or if he still is or if he rebranded to something else and rejoined either or both pigpens. In any case, when waffins went to Phil's camp, PPP made sure to make a note on air that Phil's detractors were more thorough in their capacity to do research and that they wouldn't tolerate references to the Third Reich and the ideologies that surrounded it. It was something of a veiled threat/blackmail to get back in line or risk being doxed by Phil's psychopathic enemies. Yes, every whale is highly valuable and much like many illicit businesses, showing weakness and losing part of your clientele to a competitor means that you risk looking weak and losing it all.
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Waffins 1483 was also a jayden McNeil paypig and a feaser paypig before the casino got him. He also occasionally tortures ralph with how its made episodes for small donos. There is a clip of ralph talking about trying head cheese after waffins made him watch how its made.
 
The reason that I call this particular assortment of paypigs a paypig polycule or a findom polycule is because they socialize and hang between shows, awaiting the next show. It is a borderline, if not full on, cult. They all wax nostalgic for peak Warski era, namely Knoxville. When AIM AIM AIM caused Warski to lose 95% of his empire, these are the progeny of his true believers who stuck by him, whereas the lion's share moved onto other personalities. Add to this that many have grievances against Ralph for real or perceived betrayals, Epski is effectively the figurehead of their revenge. Whereas there was a time that Ralph was many times more successful than A&A, the dynamic has been effectively reversed. In addition, they took down Feaser in full and played a role in the fall of Cozy/AF. They feel they are early adopters of a powerful cultural force and that their extreme loyalty will come with the eventual spoils of war. In reality, Lard and Tard will throw them under the bus in a heartbeat, as shown multiple times at this point. At this point, they might as well be called the Warski family or something similar. Much like Rackets spread himself too thin by trying to take on April's baggage, they have spread themselves thin and it's time they were relegated back to the position that Ralph is currently in.
 
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