💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Musashi's Son said:
The DSP detractor seethe be like:
"DSP YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE CASINO INSTEAD OF MY SHITTY PODCAST WHICH HAS 100 VIEWERS AT BEST"
"THE CASINO ARE DENTS WHO BANNED THE GENIUS DETRACTORS WHO WERE CALLING THE COWARDLY KINO CASINO"
"DSP DID THIS AND THAT PLEASE KINO CASINO COVER IT"
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"I SLAVISHLY DEVOTED MY LIFE TO PICKING APART MY LORD AND MASTER'S ADDICTION TO WWE CHAMPIONS! THE RIDE WON'T END UNTIL I SAY IT DOES!"

Considering the shit a lot of these people get up to, imagine spending years of your life being angry at Teflon Phil over here for enjoying a bit of mobile gambling. It's so unhinged. He's not the best at most games; he doesn't pretend to be either. He's not contaminating children with crack, stalking elderly women in court, or doing half of the shit the people featured on this website are doing. Let the man live; accept your losses to The King and choose a more suitable cow.
 
Return of the Freaker said:
DSP confirmed going on the Casino next week

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5ZnFadPatVA
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Musashi's Son said:
The dEtRaCtOrs (losers) are already seething lmfao.
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i hope phil has such a good experience on KC that it becomes a safe space for him and then they can get metokur on for episode 2 for a therapy session and by the end of the year phil will be streaming his WWE championship pulls and ACKshully enjoying his job

if we just get awkward phil who turns around 5 minutes after it's over and spends the next month complaining about ambushes and daily rants about how he's done with drama it's gonna be pretty disappointing
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Does anyone else think this could be a setup for PPP to really dig into him live? Phil has a history of ducking appearances with other people if he even thinks they might treat him negatively, and with PPP being who he is I wonder if they've been gassing Phil up for something that could be fun for them (and us) but not DSP.
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That's what I assume the plan is. Get Phil to lower his guard enough to get on the show, then do their typical "good cop bad cop." routine when they're midstream. It's hard to say though. Either PPP is giving the performance of his life, or they just legitimately want to get him on to felt dickers and have no ulterior motives. It will be funny either way.
 
Rabbi Palpenstein said:
What fucking timeline are we existing on, because i'm losing track at this point. My money is on one of his dents sending him a clip of Andy or PPP poking fun at him in the past, him throwing a shitfit and writing them off as detractors
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DSP is already well aware that the Casino took some shots at him and he's actually cool with it. He think they treated him fairly compared to other critics

I don't expect PPP to try to snake him for content because at this point it's probably just funnier to piss off his alogs and have a good time with Phil. His detractors really need to calm the fuck down. The harder they try paint Phil as Satan to people looking from the outside, the worse they look since Phil is basically harmless. Especially when compared to the rogues gallery the Casino covers. You're not gonna convince PPP to turn on the guy because he got one over the IRS.
 
They're not going to press Phil in any meaningful way unless he does/says something so ludicrously retarded that it forces them (mostly PPP) to go into full on righteous a-log mode, which I very much doubt will happen. Warski is way too much of a dick sucker for anything and anyone that's going to bring in donations. He can't even let PPP make a joke about their chat on a regular show without going "Chill, chill, chill! Just kidding, just kidding, chat! Woah woah hahaha chill, chill!" immediately after, lest one person with a few dollars is autistic enough to get upset over it. He's definitely not going to risk scaring off a prime cash cow like DSP.

It's going to a stream full of the sloppiest glazing imaginable while trying to have a roundtable session of shitting on RTU.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
There will be so much seethe from so many people if DSP goes on and has a really good time. The kind of seethe that makes retards to retarded things. Imagine if he plays Andy in street fighter or something, trounces him but is a very good sport about it. Heads will explode.
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That's what Phil did with Brian and his friends. It would be a very boring stream with Phil saying nothing or pigsplaining SF.
 
KingofSomething said:
The harder they try paint Phil as Satan to people looking from the outside, the worse they look since Phil is basically harmless. Especially when compared to the rogues gallery the Casino covers.
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Yeah I don’t think any of the drunk mentally challenged retards in the “detractor community” are aware of the facts regarding Nick Fuentes/Ali Ackbar, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta, or even RTU.

The tard and the lard have literally covered people who sweep for child abuse, a wifebeating degenerate who blew pot smoke into his daughters face, a sexpest degen whose 6 y/o daughter tested positive for cocaine, and a fat weed-addled closetcase who doxes his own “detractors” and their children.

All of that shit completely overshadows what Phil has done in his entire career. Yes, even “not giving Tee a ride “because he was black” leading to him being murdered”.
 
All we need to see is Phil having an honest good time with the boys.

I think a lot of people haven't even thought of that side of it. Maybe Phil actually would enjoy having a few guys he can shoot the shit with and not feel like it's some obligation or "forced" scenario he has to do. Just come on the show have a conversation/banter, maybe play a game with Andy and you're set. It has to be mind numbing doing the same schedule over and over with no real variation outside of playing your games for the same people.

No "big" interview, no pre planned BS just Phil as the guest. PPP always talked of what KinoDogme is and Phil is the living original form of it. I hope they make great use of it and it becomes a regular thing. I haven't been this excited for something in a long long time as far as internet action goes. The seethe from the detractors and Rich is going to be beautiful.
 
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I'm not exactly Phil's #1 fan but I'm curious about this crossover. I hope Andy/PPP don't fuck with Phil for the sole reason of wondering if Phil's hermit lifestyle has rotted his brain to the point that he may not be able to enjoy this event due to paranoia. Like, is Phil even capable of trying to have friends after all these years, instead of thinking everyone is trying to catch him off-guard? I know those who follow BossmanJack know that Austin's brain is too far gone from the crackarooski to ever trust anyone ever again (including his parents), but has Phil's gin brain and hermit existence done the same?

It'd certainly be interesting to see Phil laughing and chatting happily with others. Like, it'd be DSP before he was DSP - it'd be actual Phil Burnell, the human bean. Time will tell.
 
This may be obvious, but it seems like PPP is trying to give Phil a safe positive environment for him to try and spark some of that old Phil kino. Give him a safe place to divulge into drama and talk some shit, which is what every old time DSP Alog wants so it's a win win imo. Phil's been beaten down so hard in the last decade that he's deathly afraid to talk a little shit to other creators, or make edgy jokes or push the envelope at all. Let's bring the old King back, if but for a brief moment.
 
The DSP well seems so dry I can't see why anyone would be opposed to this, even if you hate Phil. Honestly the whole DSP along sphere feels like a time capsule where, similar with the MundaneMatt boulder stream, so much worse stuff has happened on the internet since then it would be a blip on the radar that couldn't sustain a major following of detractors.
 
The level of seethe from the detractors regarding Phil going on the casino might be better than the appearance itself. Either way, I just hope somebody is angry by the time it's all said and done, that's when the real spergery shows itself.

I can actually see Phil being pretty funny if he lets his edgy side show a bit. He's so fucking boring most of the time. Imagine if he comes on and just starts calling all his detractors faggots and naming the ones he really hates. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth across all teh detractorlands. On the other hand, if it goes really poorly, maybe the detractors will actually have something interesting to talk about. Probably a win/win for those of us just watching for the lols the more I think about it.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
That's what Phil did with Brian and his friends. It would be a very boring stream with Phil saying nothing or pigsplaining SF.
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The thing is that PPP and Warski will make it interesting enough to sit and watch. PPP will tell Warski that he's getting felted, Warski will be a very good sport about it, Phil will be called a king. That's not the fun part.

The fun part is watching as the lowest IQ Phil detractors will bitch and moan to the high heavens about it. "But Phil they're actually just making fun of you!", "PPP called Vito a nigger that one time!", "I hope you all die fuck you!". That will roll off those Canadian bastards like water and in turn they'll use it for content and grifting. I get it and I'm so fucking here for it. That's not even the best thing though...

The best thing will be Phil picking up weird casino lingo. Imagine a moment where he's doing his stream and beats some guy in a fighting game and goes, "WOW! THIS IDIOT GOT FELTED! ACKACKACKACK!"

Sky's the limit.
 
Local Fed said:
Warski is way too much of a dick sucker for anything and anyone that's going to bring in donations.
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Andy would abort Andy Jr. all over again if it meant getting bumped up in the Youtube algorithm.
If he was an entertainer in Hollywood he would rape children if it promised him 4 more years in the spotlight.
I'm not even joking. There's this pathological need to be in the spotlight, and also extreme fear of just having to live a normal life without it.
 
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