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Benzo Samurai said:
i fear that it will be boring honestly, phil is not a very interesting cow
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This is a possibility, but that is the worst that will happen. As far as I'm aware no "arc" or glorious downfall is being interrupted by going on Kino Casino. Phil has been boring for a long time and the only thing that keeps him relevant in online culture is the fact he still exists while other streamers and LPers retire or fall apart. If this turns into a shot in the arm and kickstarts something, awesome. If not, then he waddles along like he has been doing for the few last years.
 
All I can gather from the DSP detractors is that they don't like him because he begs for money and then spends it on an app. It's going to fall flat with KC considering they are the Sektur's grifting champions and are not going to shit on DSP for spending money he's begged when PPP has 4 doordash deliveries per day. They're getting him on to piss off RTU, so he's getting glazed simple as.
 
DSP's anti-fanbase has to be the worst one among all the lolcow a-log spheres. I didn't know anything about DSP other than him being bad at video games, him having jerked off live, and him wasting money on a mobile game. He isn't really likeable, and I'm sure there's bad stuff he's done to deserve such an active, seething group of trolls, but the sperg behaviour from the a-logs in the Kino Casino chat made me instinctively take DSP's side to laugh at them.
 
KebabShopSauce said:
All I can gather from the DSP detractors is that they don't like him because he begs for money and then spends it on an app.
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There are two kind of detractors: people who like watching him suck at videogames (and at cooking, and at doing unboxing videos, and...) and unhinged ex-paypigs who want him homeless.
Former fans alkready tend to be the most fervent alogs, and all these years of Phil being extremely lucky and avoiding the consequences of his bad life choices left them mindbroken.
In the end Phil's biggest crime is being an asshole. Aside from feigning poverty to con his fans out of money his main flaw is his personality. He's said a lot of stupid shit and alienated a lot of people but he's not evil.
 
Weird Ages said:
There are two kind of detractors: people who like watching him suck at videogames (and at cooking, and at doing unboxing videos, and...) and unhinged ex-paypigs who want him homeless.
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I was firmly in the former category, frankly there's no reason to go further than that. The best content was always made by Phil and Phil alone (e.g. Atlus' "The charm salt is real" comment, Hideo Kojima reacting to his MGS3 gameplay on Twitter, him dumping bacon grease down his toilet), and that all stopped when people started fucking with him directly. I think the turning point was when the Sons of Kojima split up, there was a big turn in his a-logs' attitude since then.

I also don't get why paypigs get mad when "their streamer" wastes their money. It's not like donations have strings attached by default, and it's not like the majority were donating for any particular purpose (and yes, I know that Phil has scammed Patreon goals in the past, being angry at that is justified). I personally have only donated to a single streamer in the past specifically because he would waste it in spectacular ways, like buying a Walmart vest to prank stores on stream, or smashing his bong because he was mad at Twitter. I don't think it's a "waste" because it's entertaining. If you aren't entertained, just stop giving him money. It's so retarded to take it this far.
 
The Kino Casino is absolutely not going to snake Phil. Phil has been proven correct too many times to be hateable.

Phil is funny in the relatable sense. Modern games fucking suck and he has unironically been a trailblazer historically in calling that shit out since the late 2000's (or whenever he started).

The Kino Casino has no reason to not collaborate with Phil in Tekken/Street Fighter/whatever. This could actually be how they make their exit from the Sektur.

Well done, guys.
 
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Had to unsub some of the detractor channels I watched a lot. Its literally hours of them going over how Phil is a hypocrite for going on the Casino. Its literally unwatchable. Kinda realized how insane it is that people are getting into this much detail with Phil simply being a guest. I found it to be good background, but now I just find it weird. Its weird to get into the weeds this much about stuff. I get we follow lolcows, but this is a bit much.
 
How long will PPP and Warski be able to keep DSP around? I feel like it's going to take one misplaced comment to spook him. Then he'll be up in his feelings and dedicate an entire prestream on how people he thought were his friends weren't really his friends. I want it to work out because either way you look at it, it's content and potential gold dust. It's gonna be lame if he backs out before the fated RTU dogpile stream.
 
Inebriated Ark Monk said:
The level of seethe from the detractors regarding Phil going on the casino might be better than the appearance itself. Either way, I just hope somebody is angry by the time it's all said and done, that's when the real spergery shows itself.

I can actually see Phil being pretty funny if he lets his edgy side show a bit. He's so fucking boring most of the time. Imagine if he comes on and just starts calling all his detractors faggots and naming the ones he really hates. There will be wailing and gnashing of teeth across all teh detractorlands. On the other hand, if it goes really poorly, maybe the detractors will actually have something interesting to talk about. Probably a win/win for those of us just watching for the lols the more I think about it.
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I can predict Phil being more of like the “straight man” to Andy and PPP, where Andy and PPP alternate between being the “zany goofy man”. It’s already their current dynamic, only now they’ll have a third person to play off of as the “straight man”. Only it’ll seem more organic coming from Phil since he’s a head-in-the-sand autist who isn’t as plugged in to “inturnet drawmuh” as Andy and PPP.

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@GhaeicSD …wasn’t Bryan Dunn/“Queen of Pol” part of the SoK too? There’s another thing that makes this all loop back around to the sektur unless I’m getting my facts wrong. I do think that PPP probably still gets some satisfaction out of poking and prodding Godwinson from afar in an indirect way, and getting DSP on stream was always a big goal for GWS. I can imagine that’s also a partial motivation for why PPP wants to make this happen, just to keep shitting on GWS from 50,000 feet as he makes thousands of dollars a night in subs for saying “LETS GO SUB TRAIN CHOO CHOO MOOOOORE WE NEED MOOOOOOORE ITS TAX FREE YOU BROKIE BISH”
 
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Dunn was imbedded heavily in the old SoK stuff for sure

It's going to hurt Godwinson when Phil shows up. Lets be honest though PPP earned his spot. He grinded his way to this position starting from doing charismatic cell phone streams to actually running a quality competent show. He will have the original king of KinoDogme on and that must be amazing thinking about it from PPP's point of view.

Godwinson played his cards all wrong and blew what credibility he had for good. PPP on the hand has honed his craft and keeps getting better and better at what he does. He has self awareness and knows how to point out what they are doing and joke about it. The guy is insanely talented and deserves to take the win with having DSP on.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
I can predict Phil being more of like the “straight man” to Andy and PPP, where Andy and PPP alternate between being the “zany goofy man”. It’s already their current dynamic, only now they’ll have a third person to play off of as the “straight man”. Only it’ll seem more organic coming from Phil since he’s a head-in-the-sand autist who isn’t as plugged in to “inturnet drawmuh” as Andy and PPP.
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You guys are underestimating what an alien black hole of entertainment Phil is. He seriously cannot talk about anything outside of boring shit about himself and food. Phil will awkwardly sit there saying nothing because he is a complete shut-in and a narcissist.

I assume the plan is to use Phil to shit on RTU, because they have their battle for Most Pathetic Lolcow and can't stop shitting on each other.
 
BrodyDaMan said:
DSP's anti-fanbase has to be the worst one among all the lolcow a-log spheres. I didn't know anything about DSP other than him being bad at video games, him having jerked off live, and him wasting money on a mobile game. He isn't really likeable, and I'm sure there's bad stuff he's done to deserve such an active, seething group of trolls, but the sperg behaviour from the a-logs in the Kino Casino chat made me instinctively take DSP's side to laugh at them.
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Yeah they are not helping their cause having a meltdown instead of seeing what an opportunity this could be for some top tier content. To be fair though, they are largely losers who really think they are white knights for decency and are stopping the evil pigroach from victimizing more welfare recipients.
verymuchawful said:
How long will PPP and Warski be able to keep DSP around? I feel like it's going to take one misplaced comment to spook him. Then he'll be up in his feelings and dedicate an entire prestream on how people he thought were his friends weren't really his friends. I want it to work out because either way you look at it, it's content and potential gold dust. It's gonna be lame if he backs out before the fated RTU dogpile stream.
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The goal isn't to keep him around, the goal is to produce some content with philly that nobody else has been able to create. Some kind of regular appearance by Phil would be if things went incredibly well, I don't expect that but it would be boring after awhile regardless. If we get 1 toop kek stream out of it, the viewers win, the detractors win (whether they realize it or not), and the casino certainly will win. I'm still hoping I get to hear one naughty word out of phil while he's on KC.
 
Dentractors won't be happy until DSP dies, and even then they'll complain it wasn't gruesome enough.

ThirdChairPhil is the funniest outcome.
 
Dude this Phil stuff is cringe guys; it's absolute pandering.

Phil arrives in chat (which is fine) but then the whole show revolves around this non-event.

The way Ashton and Andy are acting comes off like they are trying to impress Phil... It's borderline desperate.

You guys have a steadily improving and growing show; you don't need to impress e-celebs

Also, Ashton & Andy - having a conversation with someone (ie Phil) in chat just sounds to the audience like we're overhearing one side of a phone conversation.

New DBDR clip is almost unlistenable because of this.

Those of us that watch the clip channel can't see the live chat, so it's like you're talking to a ghost.
 
It's honestly impressive that kino casino even lasted this long let alone potentially having dsp as a guest.

The way Ashton and Andy are acting comes off like they are trying to impress Phil... It's borderline desperate.
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They couldn't help themselves thinking about all those superchats they would be raking during a potential dsp stream
 
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