💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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buttmunch said:
ah well i guess how are they going to do a show when they cant check the nick or ralph threads for khantent, very SAD display all around.

i saw andy post up the picture about the "new" show, then cry when people said they just wanted the casino, something about they only do what they want to do, which isnt a very paypiggy friendly statement to make, again very SAD
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Is this gonna be their Demo Reel and they'll go back to Nostalgia Critic Kino Casino after six episodes? But where would they find a black furry in a morally upstanding place like Canada?
 
Does PPP and Andy have enough superberries left after their shitty tech splurge shopping to keep the heaters in the casino running?

Else it's gonna be real cold, really cold. Andy might want to protect his cat from the gluttonous porcupine.
 
Least Concern said:

Andy and PPP apparently went to the swampland that Ralph owns and got footage.

Somehow I doubt it will really make compelling content. Wish they would have just stayed in Toronto and did a normal stream instead of doing international ay-lawgging.
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So they wanted to do something similar to the brits but didn't have the balls to go meet ralph. That's all I'm getting out of this.

As far as the 'we do what we want to do' shit from Warski, it's inevitable that any channel he is involved with on the production level will either eventually just produce low-effort versions of Tosh.0 or vidya streams, or end up splitting when whoever he is working with puts the foot down on his retarded ideas centered on this baffling notion he always gets that people are there not for his content or his cohosts but himself and his personality. How he is delusional enough to think he has a personality charismatic and interesting enough to be such a content producer rather than the reality that he's a stuttering, retarded asshole about as likeable as boiled dog shit poured over ground glass I have no idea but he always gets it in his head that he's the next [insert well-known, charismatic, and financially successful e-celeb here].

So yeah this is officially the death of the Kino Casino. Breakup arc probably is going to hit sometime in December/January.
 
Ralph's fight with Digibro's roommates lasted far longer than Warski 's career in the ring. Total Ralphamale victory!
 
What the fuck Andy?
I get that this is what Andy does, he gets a fair amount of success with one of his projects and then when the numbers start going down he starts to self sabotage and then ultimately does this sort of ambivalent "I'm not giving up on this, but I'm trying different projects" and the end, he goes back to that well less and less.
Even though I don't exactly like PPP, and the casino shyick was corny and stupid but I like Andy and PPP as a weird losers club. Flying a drone over Ralph's swamp land isn't exactly a win. They can try to hype that they have some supposedly footage but we all know it is going to fall flat on its face. Did they really waste any money they got from Andy getting knocked out for drones, rubber boots and some cargo pants? :stress:

May be stop knocking Andy in the head, he is enough of a retard
 
Motherf*cker said:
What the fuck Andy?
I get that this is what Andy does, he gets a fair amount of success with one of his projects and then when the numbers start going down he starts to self sabotage and then ultimately does this sort of ambivalent "I'm not giving up on this, but I'm trying different projects" and the end, he goes back to that well less and less.
Even though I don't exactly like PPP, and the casino shyick was corny and stupid but I like Andy and PPP as a weird losers club. Flying a drone over Ralph's swamp land isn't exactly a win. They can try to hype that they have some supposedly footage but we all know it is going to fall flat on its face. Did they really waste any money they got from Andy getting knocked out for drones, rubber boots and some cargo pants? :stress:

May be stop knocking Andy in the head, he is enough of a retard
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All fucking jokes aside, these guy threw away a fantastic grift with a built-in audience and endorsements from big names in the Sektur.

How fucking hard would it be to work really hard for like 2 months, diversify into the endless well of lolcow content/stories/news…..they could bring in new guests, and if hey kept making money they could hire on new consultants/researchers to help them prepare shows…..when you think about it, it’s fucking crazy they let this show burn to the ground.

It really just shows what retarded lazy man-children they really are. They honestly belong together. If either of them where capable of the slightest bit of work-ethic and professionalism behind the scenes this show would be printing money.

People get mad at the Farms, but there’s a reason why dumb motherfuckers who consistently burn their life to the ground get threads.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
How fucking hard would it be to work really hard for like 2 months, diversify into the endless well of lolcow content/stories/news…..they could bring in new guests, and if hey kept making money they could hire on new consultants/researchers to help them prepare shows…..when you think about it, it’s fucking crazy they let this show burn to the ground.
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I was just thinking earlier about when PPP announced many months ago that he would bring back the Kinodrome, to rival the Killstream debates. Nothing ever came of this. PPP and Andy have the connections (or had until they burned them), it would have been an easy way to spice up the show.

For that matter, I've always wondered why Kino Casino never had callers. I know everyone is going to say it's because their egos can't handle it, but c'mon... callers really solidify a fanbase.
 
Keranu said:
For that matter, I've always wondered why Kino Casino never had callers. I know everyone is going to say it's because their egos can't handle it, but c'mon... callers really solidify a fanbase.
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PPP really hates his paypigs. He doesn't want to talk to them and he doesn't care about what they have to say (then again they're Kino Casino fans so who can blame him?) .
My all-time favorite the Kino Casino moment was when someone called "ethnostate trap" donated with a message about how he saved his boyfriend and him from the clutches of America First and you could see PPP struggling with every fiber of his being not to tell him to kill himself and then thanking him for the donation in a completely defeated tone.
I think that if they had callers he wouldn't be able to hide his disgust for his fans.
 
Keranu said:
For that matter, I've always wondered why Kino Casino never had callers. I know everyone is going to say it's because their egos can't handle it, but c'mon... callers really solidify a fanbase.
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I thought they mentioned something on Ep 1 or 2 about there being a $1000 buy in to be able to call in?
 
Two days ago Kino Casino had a comeback stream, and to no one's surprise Asston and Tardski decided to take some time to get in a couple jabs at Josh since he's been busy with the site. Ashton starts by saying "Well at first I was totally supportive of the site" (even though he never once said a thing about Kiwi Farms while the heat was on them) and then follows that with claiming that Josh fucked over his userbase and that everyone had their data leaked. He "proves" this by showing cropped poast from Josh, and using the fake letters that were made to bait Keffals as proof that Kiwis are being arrested. He then tries to draw a retarded comparison to the powerchat drama (even though they were dealing with credit card details, names and addresses) to the supposed leak (which at the most would expose your email and password). Of course, he instantly starts getting pushback from the chat, and then moved onto a different topic without addressing any of their rebuttals.

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Arma Rex said:
Two days ago Kino Casino had a comeback stream, and to no one's surprise Asston and Tardski decided to take some time to get in a couple jabs at Josh since he's been busy with the site. Ashton starts by saying "Well at first I was totally supportive of the site" (even though he never once said a thing about Kiwi Farms while the heat was on them) and then follows that with claiming that Josh fucked over his userbase and that everyone had their data leaked. He "proves" this by showing cropped poast from Josh, and using the fake letters that were made to bait Keffals as proof that Kiwis are being arrested. He then tries to draw a retarded comparison to the powerchat drama (even though they were dealing with credit card details, names and addresses) to the supposed leak (which at the most would expose your email and password). Of course, he instantly starts getting pushback from the chat, and then moved onto a different topic without addressing any of their rebuttals.

Timecoded to the beginning of the topic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZVYpBXSwrM:12245
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Pretty retarded they'd trash Josh and KF during this situation especially since they get a lot of content from here for their show. I can tell they're scared of the troons coming after them too so they conveniently avoid all of those topics. The safest thing an internet personality can do right now is attack KF, if they actually had balls they'd go after lucas and friends.
 
Arma Rex said:
Two days ago Kino Casino had a comeback stream, and to no one's surprise Asston and Tardski decided to take some time to get in a couple jabs at Josh since he's been busy with the site. Ashton starts by saying "Well at first I was totally supportive of the site" (even though he never once said a thing about Kiwi Farms while the heat was on them) and then follows that with claiming that Josh fucked over his userbase and that everyone had their data leaked. He "proves" this by showing cropped poast from Josh, and using the fake letters that were made to bait Keffals as proof that Kiwis are being arrested. He then tries to draw a retarded comparison to the powerchat drama (even though they were dealing with credit card details, names and addresses) to the supposed leak (which at the most would expose your email and password). Of course, he instantly starts getting pushback from the chat, and then moved onto a different topic without addressing any of their rebuttals.

Timecoded to the beginning of the topic: https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZVYpBXSwrM:12245
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Pretty strenuous mental cope there on Asston's part. The farms have really worn the paypaypay and tardski thin. You hate to see it.
 
I tuned in for about a half a second and PPP goes "we always knew Andy was going to be knocked out.." sure buddy. Can these guys do nothing but gripe and cope at this point? I really don't like hate watching or cringe watching. Hate posting is something else though. Didn't watch the bog hog thing either. Heard it was pretty try-hard but comments under the video seemed pretty positive.
 
As weak as KC was this week it did still break cozy's total numbers even with Ralph sniping it.

Boghog was dumb but still entertaining is a retarded kinda way.

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Snorlax Senpai said:
I tuned in for about a half a second and PPP goes "we always knew Andy was going to be knocked out.." sure buddy. Can these guys do nothing but gripe and cope at this point? I really don't like hate watching or cringe watching. Hate posting is something else though. Didn't watch the bog hog thing either. Heard it was pretty try-hard but comments under the video seemed pretty positive.
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I thought that the first ~10 minutes of the Bog Hog video kind of sucked, but it was actually pretty enjoyable overall in my opinion. I was pleasantly surprised. The footage when they were in the forest was very good.
 
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So, this is where we are now.


Now that the forum, I can finally effortpost about the last videos.


I. "I am an artist you see" aka "The Bog Hog Masterpiece"​


I wanted to make a deep meaningful and researched movie critic review of this fine piece of cinema.
In it, I would probably have elaborated on how it is a meta-copium piece of art, entirely dedicated to soothing Andy's bruised fragile ego after his knockdown.

Instead, I will just offer you the following thoughts:
  1. Unfunny
  2. Cringe
  3. Starfish trailer?
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2. "I AM NOT SOBER ANYMORE TO OWN YOU RALPH, JOKES ON YO- WAIT WAIT WAIT: ANALFISTULE FOR 16 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!" aka Kino Kasino Episode 32​




a. Josh, you dun goofed again​

Well, let's first address Andy and PPP hard and principled takes on the KF being taken down.
You see, PPP is a man of principles and of simple Christian values. At first he was for supporting the KF for muh free speech.
Alas, Josh "did not encrypt" the passwords and the emails, and people are getting arrested by the police (it is true, I saw it on twitter too).
Therefore, the KF got what they deserve. Checkmate again, Josh.

b. 5 star days​

If you thought that they had no content for weeks because their capos could not access KF anymore, you're wrong.
They took a well deserved vacation.

Unsurprisingly, Warski is now back on being a fulltime alcoholic.
What is more interesting, is that PPP is now boozing live on stream too.
Becoming an alcoholic to own Ralph.
Not only is this comedic on so many levels, this is also great news.
I cannot wait for PPP breaking up with his new boyfriend during a drunk heated argument.

c. The KO copening and profligacy is a sin​

This is patently obvious from the bog video, from his embarrassing tweets sucking Salt Papi, and from this week's rant that Andy's ego is badly damaged.
I think everything has been said on this subject.

However, I want to address the major cope that is "haha aylogs, I got the biggest paycheck in my life for 26 seconds of fight".
I don't remember where (and I don't plan to browse to 5 hours long videos again) I heard him say it, but he implied that he was paid 100k for the fight.
Funny thing is, we know that Sam Hyde got offered a flat fee of 50k. Instead he asked for a share of the PPV and in the end only got 28k.

There is no alternate reality in which Andy got offered more than 50k.
In fact, I am pretty certain that he got offered less as his audience drawing power was nothing compared to Sam Hyde's.
Giving him the benefit of the doubt, Warski got paid, AT BEST, 50k for his boxing match.

Getting paid 50k for a boxing match and thinking this is a huge pay day is only another proof that PPP and Warski are profligate bums.
You can axe at least 10k from this in the upfront cost of training and coaching.
Best case scenario, Warski walked away with 40k from the fight.

With these 40k, they thought it was such a big payday they could take a whole month break and jeopardize their steady source of income.
I just cannot fathom this level of fiscal irresponsibility and retardation.
Now, knowing this and knowing that PPP is a degenerate gambler, how much do you think they blew away already during a whole month vacation?

3. Predictions (screencap this)​

Between the fiscal situation, the constant decreasing views and pay pigs donations, Andy's irreparably bruised ego and the blatant binge drinking from both of them, we are heading towards entertaining days.

Here are my predictions:
  1. PPP will get more visibly irritated with Warski each episodes.
  2. Andy will insert self aggrandizing anecdotes about the boxing match in every single KK episode of 2022.
  3. Andy will get so drunk he will lash out at the chat and go on a spergout rant where he will inevitably cry at some point.
  4. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAMS
  5. Big argument about money.
  6. One of the last remaining capo will defect and get interviewed by Ralph or Cog.
  7. PPP will finally come out as a translesbian.
 
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