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I drew this a couple weekends ago and never picked it back up to do the finishing touches. Probably never will.

I call it "The Retarded Phoenix Rises"
 

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So, this is where we are now.


Now that the forum, I can finally effortpost about the last videos.


I. "I am an artist you see" aka "The Bog Hog Masterpiece"​


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tg2vgmBfxmU
I wanted to make a deep meaningful and researched movie critic review of this fine piece of cinema.
In it, I would probably have elaborated on how it is a meta-copium piece of art, entirely dedicated to soothing Andy's bruised fragile ego after his knockdown.

Instead, I will just offer you the following thoughts:
  1. Unfunny
  2. Cringe
  3. Starfish trailer?
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2. "I AM NOT SOBER ANYMORE TO OWN YOU RALPH, JOKES ON YO- WAIT WAIT WAIT: ANALFISTULE FOR 16 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!" aka Kino Kasino Episode 32​


https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZVYpBXSwrM


a. Josh, you dun goofed again​

Well, let's first address Andy and PPP hard and principled takes on the KF being taken down.
You see, PPP is a man of principles and of simple Christian values. At first he was for supporting the KF for muh free speech.
Alas, Josh "did not encrypt" the passwords and the emails, and people are getting arrested by the police (it is true, I saw it on twitter too).
Therefore, the KF got what they deserve. Checkmate again, Josh.

b. 5 star days​

If you thought that they had no content for weeks because their capos could not access KF anymore, you're wrong.
They took a well deserved vacation.

Unsurprisingly, Warski is now back on being a fulltime alcoholic.
What is more interesting, is that PPP is now boozing live on stream too.
Becoming an alcoholic to own Ralph.
Not only is this comedic on so many levels, this is also great news.
I cannot wait for PPP breaking up with his new boyfriend during a drunk heated argument.

c. The KO copening and profligacy is a sin​

This is patently obvious from the bog video, from his embarrassing tweets sucking Salt Papi, and from this week's rant that Andy's ego is badly damaged.
I think everything has been said on this subject.

However, I want to address the major cope that is "haha aylogs, I got the biggest paycheck in my life for 26 seconds of fight".
I don't remember where (and I don't plan to browse to 5 hours long videos again) I heard him say it, but he implied that he was paid 100k for the fight.
Funny thing is, we know that Sam Hyde got offered a flat fee of 50k. Instead he asked for a share of the PPV and in the end only got 28k.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qT6lcv7jLjs:611

There is no alternate reality in which Andy got offered more than 50k.
In fact, I am pretty certain that he got offered less as his audience drawing power was nothing compared to Sam Hyde's.
Giving him the benefit of the doubt, Warski got paid, AT BEST, 50k for his boxing match.

Getting paid 50k for a boxing match and thinking this is a huge pay day is only another proof that PPP and Warski are profligate bums.
You can axe at least 10k from this in the upfront cost of training and coaching.
Best case scenario, Warski walked away with 40k from the fight.

With these 40k, they thought it was such a big payday they could take a whole month break and jeopardize their steady source of income.
I just cannot fathom this level of fiscal irresponsibility and retardation.
Now, knowing this and knowing that PPP is a degenerate gambler, how much do you think they blew away already during a whole month vacation?

3. Predictions (screencap this)​

Between the fiscal situation, the constant decreasing views and pay pigs donations, Andy's irreparably bruised ego and the blatant binge drinking from both of them, we are heading towards entertaining days.

Here are my predictions:
  1. PPP will get more visibly irritated with Warski each episodes.
  2. Andy will insert self aggrandizing anecdotes about the boxing match in every single KK episode of 2022.
  3. Andy will get so drunk he will lash out at the chat and go on a spergout rant where he will inevitably cry at some point.
  4. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAMS
  5. Big argument about money.
  6. One of the last remaining capo will defect and get interviewed by Ralph or Cog.
  7. PPP will finally come out as a translesbian.
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Good post. Only thing is it was tweeted out by Keemstar that Andy made $10,000. So yeah definitely a good chunk of change in one check. But that's for 4 (?) months work. Probably minus expenses, so probably long gone and then some. When you living at home it's not a big deal but far from winning.
Also, I really hate this kind of bullshit gas lighting. Once you break trust with your audience it's really hard to follow and appreciate them. It started with Ralph had AIDS because apparently he mouth raped Alice. You don't get aids from oral but ok Then it was "look at Ralph's tongue" truly disgusting but later turned out to be a photoshop or lighting or something. Metokur ran with this shit too which was a bit more palatable because he's naturally entertaining. So, what they have done is established their willing to lie (about everything), willing to doxx (even close friends), have zero principles (free speech, abortion, backroom deals with flamenco). So you're essentially sitting there watching these guys bullshit and cope and jerk eachother off, for what reason? Is where my head is at right now. They keep trying to turn it's into a crusade about Ralph and AF but they are just about as bad.
 
Also, I really hate this kind of bullshit gas lighting. Once you break trust with your audience it's really hard to follow and appreciate them. It started with Ralph had AIDS because apparently he mouth raped Alice. You don't get aids from oral but ok Then it was "look at Ralph's tongue" truly disgusting but later turned out to be a photoshop or lighting or something.
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Yeah it became really annoying. It really reminds me of Wings' trolls, they take any little crumb and make up the rest to get a reaction no matter what. Typical Wings007 video:

"WINGS OF REDEMPTION EXPOSED AS A PEDOPHILE"
1 minute intro
sinister music starts playing
nothing burger clip of him talking with some girls on Call of Duty, from a public stream
"ISN'T HE FUCKING DISGUSTING GUYS?"
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Although Kino Casino does it in more joking way, it still gives out the same vibe. If they have no material then they can either take a break or come up with something original to add to the show. For example live premieres or special loosely scripted live segments such as "cooking with Warski", they could cook weird meals in theme of the episode. They could do a gag of invoking a ghost of Beardson's aborted kid when they talked about it. But of course it's easier to just sit on their asses for whole week doing nothing, then steal some clips from Kiwi Farms few hours before the show. So much for being grateful for the viewers.
 
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