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21. Andy yells "Chill chill chill!" after Asston tells a joke(?)
22. They pretend not to seethe about something said about them on the farms
23. Asston steals a joke from the farms
 
How has nobody pondered this yet, how is Asston going to fit on a fucking plane? Imagine having to sit next to fat, smelly, sweating, rocking back and forth tub of fucking shit ashton for 12 hours?
 
Fourskin_Fuckface said:
How has nobody pondered this yet, how is Asston going to fit on a fucking plane? Imagine having to sit next to fat, smelly, sweating, rocking back and forth tub of fucking shit ashton for 12 hours?
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The real reason they havent done the show is because asston is already on his way to england, only he is getting towed by an aircraft carrier
 
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*bring* *bring* "Ashton! Ashton! I never thought of something, how the fuck are you supposed to fit on a r-regular p-plane?!"
"Oh fuck buddy... you know the truth is I was going to spend the last two months losing weight and barely fit but with all the stress of moving I actually ended up gaining 90 pounds.. that's on me"
"Aston! Who the fuck is supposed be my corner man?! Am I supposed to get the stool and water m-myself?!"
 
Fawk the fawking Hamburgler there Andy. The man is a pedophile stealing baby fawking mcnuggets and hamburgers..?. And Rawnald McDawnald...?. He's a complicit piece of shit there, folks. Never even bothered, to ban this man, from Mcdonaldland.

I mean it's disgusting, there. He's stealing hamburgers, and putting them, in a sack? You have a fawking of burgers, there. How would they, even stay together...?. Buns all over the fucking bag. Lettuce on lettuce on cheese. There's a fawking order...?. To the way a delicious McDawnalds hamburger...?. is made there, folks. And it's naught thrown into a fucking sack by some ginger retard.

Gawd told us the order you construct a delectable McDawnald's hamburger, you fat heathen. It starts, with a perfectly cut proprietary McDawnald's bun, okay? Sweet, tanned, and bite-sized, there folks. Next is a 100%, pure, beef patty there folks. You season it with a pinch...?. Of Salt and pepper. That patty? Is tawpped. With a tangy, mouth-watering pickle, and chawpped onions, ketchup, and mustard there.

Nothing makes Ralph seethe like when I buy 30 of these delicious little hamburgers an hour. You're felting America First, by feeding me all of the cute little baby Mcnuggets and burgers that piece of shit Hamburgler would have stolen from Mcdawnald land, for America First.

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Snorlax Senpai said:
*bring* *bring* "Ashton! Ashton! I never thought of something, how the fuck are you supposed to fit on a r-regular p-plane?!"
"Oh fuck buddy... you know the truth is I was going to spend the last two months losing weight and barely fit but with all the stress of moving I actually ended up gaining 90 pounds.. that's on me"
"Aston! Who the fuck is supposed be my corner man?! Am I supposed to get the stool and water m-myself?!"
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No problem. We got this.

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Jasper2K said:
So have they decided to do one stream a week? Abortski is too busy "training" 12 hours a day and Asston is to busy trying to learn how to tie is shoes.
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Procrastinhater said:
and because they were like 40 bucks under the goal PPP started in on the Jew act "I don't know Andy, I think he could afford a  little more" and you could see even fucking Warski cringing
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Ashton has some crypto Jew genetics. Parks feels like an Anglo name that a Yiddish wanderer would use for a surname while immigrating to Canada in the early 1900’s.
I'm Just A Worm said:
PiggyPacksPounds is absolutely a slimy, disgusting slug-looking creature who never had any principles and is a hypocrite.

PPP has just completely rubbed me the wrong way since the Powerchat thing. Everything he's done since then, from gain disgusting amounts of weight to the point where he can no longer sit upright, to celebrating hurting Josh's income out of petty spite, to crying about being cold in a cabin like a faggot, to lying to his audience to protect his income, has just been pathetic and slimy.

There was a theory someone put out that PPP became a troll because he didn't think he could cut it as a content creator in the Sektur, which is what he really wants. I actually believe that now, and think he targets people out of a degree of jealousy, such as-

  • Josh because Josh has influence owning this site and has a fanbase.
  • Dick because Dick had the balls to start an alternative payment processor and makes money streaming.
  • Metokur because Metokur is massively successful and makes money streaming.
  • Ralph because he makes a (shitty) living streaming and had influence in the past.
  • Nick because he successfully monetized a religious grift and started a cult.
  • Rekeita because he did something with his intellegence and became a lawyer, and has a successful show.

PPP knows he will never do any of this because he's too fat, too lazy, and his life is a shitshow. Plus he probably was afraid to be in the spotlight. Well, now he is and he's being torn apart. Enjoy the dream big guy. Godwinson disavowed you for a reason.
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Clownish said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F20grviWGws
What the hell is this cursed thumbnail picture.
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I hope they get into a drunken bickering match and Ashton grizzly bear-mauls Warski. Warski gets his sternum broken and his shoulders dislocated. No boxing pay day for either of them.
 
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