💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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"Excellent, the Kino Casino Super Show Hour #9 Pepsi Nitro Taste Test. I've been waiting for Warski to tell the chat and myself this is indeed crazy. There's the Andy laugh, my mood is elevated. Now the question is if Ashton enjoys the sugary beverage. Yes, surprisingly a 700lb man thinks a soda is alright. They've earned some money, I'll enter my social security number first since it takes the longest to fill in. Mother's maiden name. Oh, Andy just screamed, how fun. Alright, the donation is complete. I hope they think it's worth reading."

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Shek$il said:
"Excellent, the Kino Casino Super Show Hour #9 Pepsi Nitro Taste Test. I've been waiting for Warski to tell the chat and myself this is indeed crazy. There's the Andy laugh, my mood is elevated. Now the question is if Ashton enjoys the sugary beverage. Yes, surprisingly a 700lb man thinks a soda is alright. They've earned some money, I'll enter my social security number first since it takes the longest to fill in. Mother's maiden name. Oh, Andy just screamed, how fun. Alright, the donation is complete. I hope they think it's worth reading."

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I am gonna voice that tomorrow.
 
Shek$il said:
"Excellent, the Kino Casino Super Show Hour #9 Pepsi Nitro Taste Test. I've been waiting for Warski to tell the chat and myself this is indeed crazy. There's the Andy laugh, my mood is elevated. Now the question is if Ashton enjoys the sugary beverage. Yes, surprisingly a 700lb man thinks a soda is alright. They've earned some money, I'll enter my social security number first since it takes the longest to fill in. Mother's maiden name. Oh, Andy just screamed, how fun. Alright, the donation is complete. I hope they think it's worth reading."

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"You like Kino Casino?"

"Um, they're okay."

"Their early work was a little too oorganized for my taste. But when Streamch.at came out in July, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole show has a disjointed, obnoxious sound, and a new sheen of contemptible unprofessionalism that really gives the shows a big boost. They have been compared to Mister Metokur, but I think PPP has a far more grifter, cynical sense of humor.

"Hey, Metokur Masochist"

"Yes, SignalBoot?"

"Why are there copies of Kiwifarms posts all over the place? Do you... Do you have a pig? A little gunt or something?"

"No, SignalBoot."

"Is that a raincoat?"

"Yes, it is. In June, Kino Casino released this; FLAMENCO EXPLAINS ALLEGATIONS OF SUS BEHAVIOR!, their most accomplished show. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Doxing Godwinson". A bit so kino, most people probably don't listen to the excuses. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of grifting and the importance of lying. It's also a personal statement about the show itself. Hey, Signal! Try getting a reservation at Andy's fight now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!"
 
Oxous said:
I don't know about pre-show drinking but Andy's tweet suggests they might be doing shots during the stream. According to the replies "firesales" = they set a dono goal/s and if the paypigs hit it then they drink.
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Fire sales? They are resorting to the ip2 gimmick now? Sad.
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I would suggest they start doing IRL but I don't think PPP can walk very far now.
 
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Fire sales? They are resorting to the ip2 gimmick now? Sad.
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Not to worry, the IP2 community has already solved the problem of having to walk. Using state of the art shopping cart technology, stolen from a local Walmart, they can transport drunks and fat asses alike. Here's famous IP2 star Andy Dick bravely test piloting this revolutionary means of transportation
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Oxous said:
I don't know about pre-show drinking but Andy's tweet suggests they might be doing shots during the stream. According to the replies "firesales" = they set a dono goal/s and if the paypigs hit it then they drink.
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Look at that lineup, what a snoozefest. Nick into the chocolate, boring. Nick is a fuckin spaz, what else is new. Augie blasting Flamenco, no thanks. Both are insufferable. Now you want to layer Flam's retarded pedo behaviour and Augie's melodrama with PPP's autistic "I wuz rite" schtick with Andy's random stuttering metaphors that don't actually make sense, like some kind of insane lasagna. Cooking with Warski..... you ain't Babish nigga. Stick to what you're good at. Hollering and accusing Ralph of hollering.

Pepsi Nitro taste like Pepsi and coffee. Not bad, not good. Kind of underwhelming. There I saved you like 9 hours.[/SPOILER
 
"Super show" rescheduled from 7:00PM to 7:30PM. Chat felted.
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E: I guess I'll just use this post to include anything PPP says in chat before the show starts.
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This show is already such a trash fire, how much worse can it get from here?

And yeah Tardski get super hammered 2 weeks before the fight, I’m sure that’ll help the training. How often do you think he’s drinking off camera lol. Andy you look like complete dogshit. If you posted on any fitness forum you’d be laughed out of the room as a dyel. You have mediocre biceps, but unfortunately biceps aren’t the muscle used for punching, Mongolid, which I bet you didn’t even know.
 
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Wow PPP really has become the gunt. He's one bottle of Markers Mark away from shooting 20cc of liquid dream killer into a poor defenseless 19 year old and spawning demon baby 3.0.

Never take your shirt off if you are obese overweight you may get away with it but not when your an F-350+ truck.
 
Well, this is off to a retarded start. Hopefully it only gets worse and thus funny.

And apparently holding a camera is too much of a physical endeavor for PPP.
 
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