💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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All this cope like warski is the problem warski is just the thin veneer of shit over a larger more compacted pile of shit. I've been making fun of PPP for over a year now on this. He was lazy and out of ideas before KC and now he's hoping you all hate on Andy to disguise the fact that he has absolutely nothing left to talk about.
PPP is a fat leaf faggot who's perpetually two weeks from being bed bound and needing to get forklifted so a horse vet can treat his bed sores. His usefulness is as a clown. You should hold him in contempt if you aren't actively laughing at him. I've never found him funny. He's a disgusting grifter at heart just like all the rest of the sektur. The fact that he holds himself as better than anyone is the funniest thing he's every done.
 
I donate because it increases Ashton's misery of knowing he has been reduce to tard wrangling an ex-coke head. That introspective thought increases his internal rage, making the inevitable end that much better for all of us.

Ashton's turn to grifting means every dollar donated is a step further into his own personal hell
Come on dude this is cope. Just be a paypig without acting like it's a reverse troll or something lol
 
Last night's episode was a good one. Solid 8/10. The AF fag shit went on a little too long, but The Moment of Zen really made up for it and was absolutely fucking Kino. Warskibros Blown the Fuck Out!
 
I love how mad Tardski was at DSP for telling Keem to fuck off. Even their own chat was typing "based DSP" :story:Andy DSP has more common sense than you. I hope you're actually getting paid more than 10k for this boxing event nobody cares about. Maybe your opponent frees us from your retardation.
 
I love how mad Tardski was at DSP for telling Keem to fuck off. Even their own chat was typing "based DSP" :story:Andy DSP has more common sense than you. I hope you're actually getting paid more than 10k for this boxing event nobody cares about. Maybe your opponent frees us from your retardation.
DSP likes to be retarded on his own terms. Keem basically came to DSP with grease paint and a clown nose and told him to dance and honk the nose for his fans. I'd tell him to fuck off too.
 
Andy: "And now for our joker card of the week, Lindsay Ellis!"

Remember when they used to put effort into the show? And had a casino theme?
Yeah exactly. The Casino theme was what made it stand out, now they don't even use the promos and mid rolls they paid for, apart from the girl at the start.
They just need to start putting more effort in, that Joker Card idea is a good one, I still think they can turn it around but they need to get a handle on the pausing killing the pace, and branch out into other people, they could do deep dives, have a section where they remember whatever fuck was the big thing at this certain time a few years ago, just mix it up, they're not putting in the effort and it shows.
I still like the basic concept.
 
I love how mad Tardski was at DSP for telling Keem to fuck off. Even their own chat was typing "based DSP" :story:Andy DSP has more common sense than you. I hope you're actually getting paid more than 10k for this boxing event nobody cares about. Maybe your opponent frees us from your retardation.
i honestly wonder how much hes going to get in the end, keem keeps pulling these huge numbers out of his ass its unbelievable, the nigger really told andy and ralph they would be making 100k for a faggy boxing match, a couple of fucking nobodies in the grand scheme. the DSP thing makes even less sense, 50k to do a podcast that i cant even imagine working or being interesting between 3 people who have no chemistry.
 
i honestly wonder how much hes going to get in the end, keem keeps pulling these huge numbers out of his ass its unbelievable, the nigger really told andy and ralph they would be making 100k for a faggy boxing match, a couple of fucking nobodies in the grand scheme. the DSP thing makes even less sense, 50k to do a podcast that i cant even imagine working or being interesting between 3 people who have no chemistry.
I believe Keemstar is being honest about giving people those amounts of money even if the ideas don't end up producing any kind of profit, because he seems to be having some sort of mid-life crisis. He is bored, already has successful businesses that seem to run themselves, he has way too much money, and seems to want to recapture a feeling of challenge or secure a legacy outside of Drama Alert. I couldn't tell you the full details but as someone who has noticed Keemstar showing up everywhere trying to make weird deals and support smaller, more "controversial" streamers (like he did in the Bouldergate days) I can tell you something is going on there.

I keep feeling tempted to watch the Kino Casino on replay at faster speed + skipping, but you guys are making it sound increasingly not worth it. They really need to get one of their slaves to create a highlights/clips channel and post the best stuff to it, I'd probably watch that even if I never go near the main streams ever again.
 
I believe Keemstar is being honest about giving people those amounts of money even if the ideas don't end up producing any kind of profit, because he seems to be having some sort of mid-life crisis. He is bored, already has successful businesses that seem to run themselves, he has way too much money, and seems to want to recapture a feeling of challenge or secure a legacy outside of Drama Alert. I couldn't tell you the full details but as someone who has noticed Keemstar showing up everywhere trying to make weird deals and support smaller, more "controversial" streamers (like he did in the Bouldergate days) I can tell you something is going on there.

I keep feeling tempted to watch the Kino Casino on replay at faster speed + skipping, but you guys are making it sound increasingly not worth it. They really need to get one of their slaves to create a highlights/clips channel and post the best stuff to it, I'd probably watch that even if I never go near the main streams ever again.
Maybe this boxing gimmick is gnomeo's way of giving back to the disenfranchised niggers of this sekturrr.
 
Yeah exactly. The Casino theme was what made it stand out, now they don't even use the promos and mid rolls they paid for, apart from the girl at the start.
They just need to start putting more effort in, that Joker Card idea is a good one, I still think they can turn it around but they need to get a handle on the pausing killing the pace, and branch out into other people, they could do deep dives, have a section where they remember whatever fuck was the big thing at this certain time a few years ago, just mix it up, they're not putting in the effort and it shows.
I still like the basic concept.
I find it incredible these idiots never thought of a KinoRoulette to choose their order of subjects of the day. Or a voting system akin to poker to determine how much the audience likes their last card or whatever. So many wasted possibilities.
 
I find it incredible these idiots never thought of a KinoRoulette to choose their order of subjects of the day. Or a voting system akin to poker to determine how much the audience likes their last card or whatever. So many wasted possibilities.
You say this like they ever cared about the casino gimmick outside of a shallow aesthetic for the show. PPP's whole goal with this project was to put as little effort in as possible because he's a lazy bitter gaynigger who just wants to cash out what little goodwill he has left with his audience.
 
You say this like they ever cared about the casino gimmick outside of a shallow aesthetic for the show. PPP's whole goal with this project was to put as little effort in as possible because he's a lazy bitter gaynigger who just wants to cash out what little goodwill he has left with his audience.
He’s mad that Ralph stolen his signature “shit myself” bit
 
I enjoy Kino Casino still, but they peaked and have gone down from a show that made the news and ruined AF every episode to a weekly show two friends make now cause it is fun.

That isn't a bad place to be, you should be doing something because it is fun not because you have to #MAKEADIFFERENCE
The one thing I will say is they need to lower their grift pee break read dollar amount.
Andy needs to change up his style of reactions to donos frequently. The shock and excitement made sense when they were getting $5k donations, but the hype is dying down a little so just try and have fun.
Maybe have PPP read them and switch off?

They aren't past the days of $20 donations yet... but for your fans to have to pay that high an amount to not have to wait until 3am to hear something they wrote addressed is kind of dumb. A casino has to make rules clear to its patrons, and a high buy in to hear your donation read keeps newbies from interacting.

Don't focus on replicating the same things that were successful from before, focus on switching it up and keeping it fun and engaging for the viewers.
 
(+) The Phoenix Wright feature on the moment of zen was nice to see, happy people enjoyed it.
(+) The triangle was a funny addition too and I'm glad they're starting to branch out instead of almost only Nick/Beardson.
(+) Less pauses than usual.
(+) I personally enjoy the TRSartor commentaries. He's a real weird guy.

Overall the July 1st episode had some notable improvements for me. Credit where it's due this time. Just wish they'd do donations at the end since like always, they're the worst part of the show aside from when Andy thinks people are interested in his personal life.
 
I have just finally gotten to the dsp segment from Friday. Why, oh why, would they not bring on one of Phil's most dedicated and retarded ayyylawwgs for the segment? The dsp segment is just begging for Bryan Dunn to look straight into the camera and yell at Phil as if he's listening
 
I have just finally gotten to the dsp segment from Friday. Why, oh why, would they not bring on one of Phil's most dedicated and retarded ayyylawwgs for the segment? The dsp segment is just begging for Bryan Dunn to look straight into the camera and yell at Phil as if he's listening
No need since KC made clown of themselves anyway by complaining about DSP the chad grifter refusing to suck Keem dick like Tardski and Fatty. Andy basically said he will get on his knees and do whatever Keem tells him to do because he pays him. There's doing business and there's being a bitch.
 
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