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SilkyJohnson said:
I've tried watching the last couple of shows as I do like when PPP gets rolling and he can be really entertaining at times. But Andy makes it unwatchable. I used to find him inoffensive but he's really grating now.

Fucker spends 3 minutes hyping some clip up;
-"you won't believe this! When Ashhhhton told me about it....just wait...."
-Plays 2 seconds of the clip.
-"Woahhhhhhhhh. Chat...chat i told you. They said this!.....okay....okay they said it!"
-rinse and repeat for 6 hours.
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The only way I see the program holding onto any of the last few scraps of respect it has is for it is for them to make sure the next episode consists of nothing but multiple variations of:


1. How Andy is going to have a fight.
2.How there was once supposed to be a fight, but then fight not happen.
3. How healthy Andy is despite looking like he has to explain to atleast 2 family members/friends a night that its totally the last hurrah and that he has EVERYTHING TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL.
4. How crazy it is that people actually want to see this match go down and andy "secure the bag", followed by multiple nervous glances as chat makes it known that the last fucking thing they want to talk about is this fight, and the Andy should aim aim aim tords oncoming traffic.
5. All concluding in the biggest portion of the show, Andy stuttering his way thru the ramblings of the wretched masses that give money to this abomination, while PPP smiles on with glassy eyes, wildly coming up with the next set of excuses and defenses in his mind so that he can go to bed the "Lynch or Von Trier of Internet Bloodsports", a title one should only (or could only) come up with either on the tail end of a truly depraved amphetamine and ego binge ,or somewhere in the mind of a full blown schizophrenic with a penchant for art house films and public humiliation.
 
Kino Casino demonstrates the problem with grifting and grifters. Quantity takes over from quality and making it worse, and harder to find the parts that are worth watching.
 
The neural networks are getting decent at predicting Kino Casino episodes. Everything below the red line is what Skynet figures KC to be.
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I don’t know what’s more sad: Nick going to watch the minions movie alone after trying to find merchandise to wear, PPP and Andy’s terrible commentary over it, or me for watching it all. Multiple layers of sadness and life questioning this Kino Casino.

I’m going to enjoy heading out to visit friends this weekend
 
gaystoner said:
this is the low IQ type of person who watches Kino Casino

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They have a parasocial relationship with Ashton and have no idea why the original streams were long and entertaining.
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PPP rawness was what made him he was quick witted and he didn't pull any punches. Contrast that to today where he has to constantly pat Warskis ego and hide his poltical beliefs for donos. But what chafs my ass most are these constant gayops with the kinocopter faggot and Christorian X those are exactly the types you should tell to KYS. PPP you need to tell Warskis discord friends to fuck off they will bring nothing but trouble.
Shek$il said:
Nothing says oldhead PPP fan like defending paypigging, constant interruptions, low energy commentary, and Andy Warski. Really lets you know this guy's been in on PPP's stuff since the beginning. I remember all of those great PPP/Warski commentaries, like when PPP did that sermon on Ralph's divorce and after every line we'd get a "WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAH ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON CH-CHAT TH-THI-THIS IS WHAT I WA-WAS TA-TALKING ABOUT".

These new fans who only started watching in this reality, they don't get it.

Or PPP's laws of power? Where he was saying to acquire capos ASAP to surround yourself with? The one who said a true friend is one who'll kneel before you no matter what? That's real old school content.
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PPP talked about it when Warski fucked up bad for the first time. What he essentially said with different words was that, he had achived what he could solo. That the way to get these types up against the wall required him to engage in their game. People like Baked, Beardson and Nick don't really give a fuck until you start out earning them.

What that means is that he needs Tardski. The types of people who are low iq enough to donate need someone they feel safe with and form parasocial relationship with. Someone who does nothing but answer their dms and hangs out in discord with them. Andy's perfect for that role he's safe and nonoffensive and so stupid that nobody feels threatened by him.
Smarty Pants said:
PPP salty at the forum again. Ashton if your show didn't blow we wouldn't be talking shit now would we? Tell Tardski to shut the fuck up and that he isn't funny and you do most the talking. He can read the superchats and work the OBS - that's it.
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Andy's at his absoult worst when he he defends his faggot friends. Oh you can't talk bad about Augie/boogie/Flamenco/Deoreo i looove them they are not lolcows! What's the point if half of the internet is sacred cows and you can only go after sanctionted targets like Ralph & Dsp. Fuck this eceleb cabal shit.
It makes the shows so fucking stale. Imagine they could have done shows about Augies pedoshielding, boogie and his HAMS and him accusing his sister of rape, Flamenco when he tried to get in to breadtube, Deoreo getting friendzoned. All im saying is that there could be some real kino content but instead cause of PPPs lazieness and Warskis beta attitude, we get Trssartors college life.
 
gaystoner said:
this is the low IQ type of person who watches Kino Casino

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They have a parasocial relationship with Ashton and have no idea why the original streams were long and entertaining.
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But weren't you their clip slave? Don't act like you're any better. This guy left a ballwashing comment, you watched literal days of Beardson content for them.
 
Chris Mclean said:
PPP rawness was what made him he was quick witted and he didn't pull any punches. Contrast that to today where he has to constantly pat Warskis ego and hide his poltical beliefs for donos. But what chafs my ass most are these constant gayops with the kinocopter faggot and Christorian X those are exactly the types you should tell to KYS. PPP you need to tell Warskis discord friends to fuck off they will bring nothing but trouble.

PPP talked about it when Warski fucked up bad for the first time. What he essentially said with different words was that, he had achived what he could solo. That the way to get these types up against the wall required him to engage in their game. People like Baked, Beardson and Nick don't really give a fuck until you start out earning them.
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I dunno, the summer of 2020 PPP and Godwinson chaffed Ralph's ass no end for months, and they only grifted the once ironically for a trip to the Bahamas or some shit.

The problem they have is that their show is turning to shit, but they can't even deflate their egos enough to re-evaluate and understand why it's going that way.

Personally, I think it's overly focusing on one type of drama. Ralph and Nick are hilarious to laugh at, but that doesn't mean you need to try and laugh at every single little thing they do. It's at the point now where Nick takes a breath in and holds it a second too long and Andy pauses the video and goes into how this means Nick sucks dick because he's used to holding his breath. It's not funny.

Also, the cope that PPP and Andy are obsessed with Ralph and Nick which was initially just pure nonsense is becoming more realistic. They need to switch fire to other targets, move on until real drama comes up.
 
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I've seen a resurgence over the past few weeks of talk about the image generating ai shit lately, and would just like to say that Grift Detector/Replicating AI technology is something I can get behind. I can already see some MetokurBot-esq shenanigans coming from this.
 
Why does ppp get a pass for looking like this with bleached hair?
 

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Terrorist said:
But weren't you their clip slave? Don't act like you're any better. This guy left a ballwashing comment, you watched literal days of Beardson content for them.
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lmfao imagine thinking im not getting luls clipping beansoy
 
On the one hand, I'd like to say that you're all overreacting. On the other hand, after the bit about the minions I tuned out and fell asleep last night.

If I had advice for Kino Casino I know you faggots read this thread, try getting more interviews. Some of their best content is just interviewing people like Andy Dick or that weird Fuentes fangirl. Even the dud Chicken Andy interview was pretty entertaining. But they should avoid the Ralph trap of just getting e-celebs off name recognition alone, who just regurgitate the same standard talking points of their political faction.
 
Chris Mclean said:
PPP talked about it when Warski fucked up bad for the first time. What he essentially said with different words was that, he had achived what he could solo. That the way to get these types up against the wall required him to engage in their game. People like Baked, Beardson and Nick don't really give a fuck until you start out earning them.

What that means is that he needs Tardski. The types of people who are low iq enough to donate need someone they feel safe with and form parasocial relationship with. Someone who does nothing but answer their dms and hangs out in discord with them. Andy's perfect for that role he's safe and nonoffensive and so stupid that nobody feels threatened by him.
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PPP is having a hard time tard wrangling Warski. Andy has to censor himself because of the fight, so all he has to talk about is the fight. He's also gone back to stand-up Andy. Jerk off jokes? That seems more detrimental to your fighting prospects than anything. Nobody wants to hear when you're going to crank one out.

We all know the longer this show goes on with these 2, the bigger the breakup is going to be. You can see it in Ashton's Pringles dust covered face. He is ready to explode at Andy, just as he did with surfer. While I agree with your statement that other paypigs likely have that parasocial relationship, I do not.

I donate because it increases Ashton's misery of knowing he has been reduce to tard wrangling an ex-coke head. That introspective thought increases his internal rage, making the inevitable end that much better for all of us.

Ashton's turn to grifting means every dollar donated is a step further into his own personal hell, and it's all for our entertainment.
 
The Lindsay Ellis Special they hinted at in the last episode isn't a bad idea imo, they need to start branching out into more content than just the Gunt and Little Nicky.
Maybe not a whole episode, but each Kino Casino could do a deep dive into various people, just to keep it fresh, theres a lot of fucking weirdos out there, and while it was started basically to shit on Ralph, theres only so much air you can fill with just one guy, even someone as prolific a shit stain as him.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
The problem they have is that their show is turning to shit, but they can't even deflate their egos enough to re-evaluate and understand why it's going that way.
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they are egotistical but tbf thats not the main issue, the main issue is that theyre not entertainers really, theyre two guys who stumbled on this shit and have deeply ingrained personalities that contain traits alot of people take issue with and at that its not consistent criticism because a group of people arent all going to like the same things or dislike the same things.
Mr E. Grifter said:
Also, the cope that PPP and Andy are obsessed with Ralph and Nick which was initially just pure nonsense is becoming more realistic. They need to switch fire to other targets, move on until real drama comes up.
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us saying that is the pot and the kettle no? this board was founded on people like me literally hawkeyeing donos to see if theyre even the tiniest bit fishy. by that standard the kino casino is basically a bystander.
Mr E. Grifter said:
Personally, I think it's overly focusing on one type of drama. Ralph and Nick are hilarious to laugh at, but that doesn't mean you need to try and laugh at every single little thing they do. It's at the point now where Nick takes a breath in and holds it a second too long and Andy pauses the video and goes into how this means Nick sucks dick because he's used to holding his breath. It's not funny.
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i think it is but i am obsessive and i dont think they really can make it too entertaining branching out to mock other people. part of why i like it is because ralph and nick have some overlap with ppp and andy and the groups that watch or watch out for or get wind of both so each episode can and often has had implications and effects on the subject when that probably wont be the case for many other people unless they just try and cannibalize cog or flam which ended poorly (ended poorly even for someone like me who liked the ep on its own it just failed at doing what it tried to do)
Procrastinhater said:
The Lindsay Ellis Special they hinted at in the last episode isn't a bad idea imo, they need to start branching out into more content than just the Gunt and Little Nicky.
Maybe not a whole episode, but each Kino Casino could do a deep dive into various people, just to keep it fresh, theres a lot of fucking weirdos out there, and while it was started basically to shit on Ralph, theres only so much air you can fill with just one guy, even someone as prolific a shit stain as him.
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idk too close to the old antisjw content imo and now you dont even get the cyberbullying angle because ellis will never notice kc unless they do it alot more and even if they build up successfully by the time they get any traction people will call that stale too.

idk am i alone valuing these shows more for their potential to dunk on people than as actual shows? like when i watched ralph or the kumite i wasnt laughing at tonka throwing a sleepy jab or gunt saying "deported" for the millionth time i was looking for things thatd make sargon seethe. it kind of breaks the illusion by just outright saying thats what keeps these kinds of shows afloat but it is and i thought we all kind of knew that.
 
You know the show quality is slipping when I wait an hour or more to start watching, so I have a good cushion to skip all the yelling about donos and bullshit. I really enjoyed the first few eps and the big F Ralph Festival thing, shit was funny. But I find myself watching less and less each week now.

They have their moments where shit is still pretty funny, but they are becoming fewer and further between. Would be nice if shit improved, but I doubt it will.

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Procrastinhater said:
The Lindsay Ellis Special they hinted at in the last episode isn't a bad idea imo, they need to start branching out into more content than just the Gunt and Little Nicky.
Maybe not a whole episode, but each Kino Casino could do a deep dive into various people, just to keep it fresh, theres a lot of fucking weirdos out there, and while it was started basically to shit on Ralph, theres only so much air you can fill with just one guy, even someone as prolific a shit stain as him.
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Andy: "And now for our joker card of the week, Lindsay Ellis!"

Remember when they used to put effort into the show? And had a casino theme?
 
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"Andy stop blocking people on twitter you thin-skinned bitch"
 
All this cope like warski is the problem warski is just the thin veneer of shit over a larger more compacted pile of shit. I've been making fun of PPP for over a year now on this. He was lazy and out of ideas before KC and now he's hoping you all hate on Andy to disguise the fact that he has absolutely nothing left to talk about.
 
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