💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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The fact that Warski doesn't get that he's supposed to be the straight-man showrunner to PPP's more outrageous monologues and color commentary is astonishing.

This is not an experimental avant-garde form of entertainment. It's a well-worn concept going back to the advent of popular radio.
 
So the notion of "it must come from PPP or else it should be discredited" is retarded.
What? That was not what i was saying at all.
The fact that Warski doesn't get that he's supposed to be the straight-man showrunner to PPP's more outrageous monologues and color commentary is astonishing.

This is not an experimental avant-garde form of entertainment. It's a well-worn concept going back to the advent of popular radio.
Whats amazing is that Andy is a huge fan of old school shockjock radio. From what i remember he used to say that he has listned to every episode of O&A atleast twice. So at this point he should be familiar with how Opie operated namly shutting the fuck up.

Redbar ruined an entire generation of talks shows.
 
I dont want to alarm anybody,but after Andy mentioned the fight with the mentally handicapped jumping bean for the 30th time this segment,all my animals jumped out my highrise window to their merciful death, with my wife and kids following closely behind,smiles on they're faces, knowing that sweet release of death would follow soon.
 
PPP salty at the forum again. Ashton if your show didn't blow we wouldn't be talking shit now would we? Tell Tardski to shut the fuck up and that he isn't funny and you do most the talking. He can read the superchats and work the OBS - that's it.
 
PPP salty at the forum again. Ashton if your show didn't blow we wouldn't be talking shit now would we? Tell Tardski to shut the fuck up and that he isn't funny and you do most the talking. He can read the superchats and work the OBS - that's it.
"You wanna talk shit there, buddy?"
*Hmmppfff*
*Hurhhh*
*Hrrhhhhhhh*
"Just... "
*Severe panting*
"...a second..."
*Hhrrrrrrh*
"OK there, buddy. Say that to my face then."

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So I'm at the point of not even watching the replays anymore, but I decided to do a little experiment while I played Battlefield 1. A Cconquest match lasts for about 20-25 mins maybe 30 if it drags but whatever. I would open KC everytime a match was over and watched like 5 seconds of it before coming back to the game, I did it 6 times and this is what I got:
  1. WAHHHHHH! ASHTON! HAHAHAHAAaaaaaaaaaaa!
  2. FUCKMYASS FOR TWENTY DOLLARS! THANK YOU SO MUCH MASSIVE SUPPORT!
  3. WAAAAAAAAH WAH WAH WAH WAH!
  4. Let m-m-m-m-e smash through a c-c-c-couple of ones
  5. They interrupted a Nick Fuentes clip for I guess the 50th time in 30 seconds
  6. Some PPP milquetoast take about DSP being a grifter, really breaking new ground over here
  7. Decided to add an extra one and they're just watching some actress or something being interviewed? What not having Metokur anymore does to your show, this is terrible, is a step down of Ralph watching Tucker.
  8. Decided to add an extra extra one and Andy mentions something about Metokur Something Masochist or whatever its called donating 50 dollars to have them keep watching that shit and spite their audience, A plus strategy there fellas, fucking with your audience never backfires.
 
I haven't watched yet but will catch the replay and do some heavy skipping. Probably will turn a 6.5 hour stream to 1. But as much as y'all say the show is becoming shittier (I agree btw), the few times I checked they had 1.8k-2.3k viewers. In the 6th hour they had way less but what can you expect.

So people are still watching at the rate they always were despite our complaints about the show.
 
I haven't watched yet but will catch the replay and do some heavy skipping. Probably will turn a 6.5 hour stream to 1. But as much as y'all say the show is becoming shittier (I agree btw), the few times I checked they had 1.8k-2.3k viewers. In the 6th hour they had way less but what can you expect.

So people are still watching at the rate they always were despite our complaints about the show.
Not that I know too much about their audience, but reading the comments of their videos, there does seem to be an echelon of room temperature IQ morons who are there for Andy's content (in fact, this was Faith once upon a time - go figure). So although there are Farmers and Farm-adjacent viewers, we probably aren't their actual target audience, they want the tards who are casually in the sektor and willing to part with their sheckels. And nothing will change so long as they tune in everytime.
 
"You wanna talk shit there, buddy?"
*Hmmppfff*
*Hurhhh*
*Hrrhhhhhhh*
"Just... "
*Severe panting*
"...a second..."
*Hhrrrrrrh*
"OK there, buddy. Say that to my face then."

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Lol whats that from? Is that how PPP has to get up?
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I haven't watched yet but will catch the replay and do some heavy skipping. Probably will turn a 6.5 hour stream to 1. But as much as y'all say the show is becoming shittier (I agree btw), the few times I checked they had 1.8k-2.3k viewers. In the 6th hour they had way less but what can you expect.

So people are still watching at the rate they always were despite our complaints about the show.
I'm sure that has nothing to do with the botting they've already shown their competence with.
 
I haven't watched yet but will catch the replay and do some heavy skipping. Probably will turn a 6.5 hour stream to 1. But as much as y'all say the show is becoming shittier (I agree btw), the few times I checked they had 1.8k-2.3k viewers. In the 6th hour they had way less but what can you expect.

So people are still watching at the rate they always were despite our complaints about the show.
Its okay, Im being critical of something that is the equivalent of a smack head nervously faking chords on a fisher price guitar while be plays whatever underground folk punk album he can find off a Bluetooth speaker connected to a make shift tip jar. To think that any person watching this without multiple layers of irony is a person to be interacted with and opinions challenged, is a losing battle nomatter what.

Theres always going to be those select few who gather round the junkie and his magic money cup hoping to come out with a painfully unique friend, instead of the lighter wallet and stench of semen/piss/sweat that no mom can get the smell out of.
 
I've tried watching the last couple of shows as I do like when PPP gets rolling and he can be really entertaining at times. But Andy makes it unwatchable. I used to find him inoffensive but he's really grating now.

Fucker spends 3 minutes hyping some clip up;
-"you won't believe this! When Ashhhhton told me about it....just wait...."
-Plays 2 seconds of the clip.
-"Woahhhhhhhhh. Chat...chat i told you. They said this!.....okay....okay they said it!"
-rinse and repeat for 6 hours.
 
I don't know why anyone would be surprised that there's still a zombie audience for this shit. No one ever accused this sekturrr's viewers of having good taste.

"You wanna talk shit there, buddy?"
*Hmmppfff*
*Hurhhh*
*Hrrhhhhhhh*
"Just... "
*Severe panting*
"...a second..."
*Hhrrrrrrh*
"OK there, buddy. Say that to my face then."

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It's really hilarious how he gayfabe LARPs as this ebin badass super rapist when this is the predictable reality of how anyone that fat moves.
 
this is the low IQ type of person who watches Kino Casino

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They have a parasocial relationship with Ashton and have no idea why the original streams were long and entertaining.
 
this is the low IQ type of person who watches Kino Casino

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They have a parasocial relationship with Ashton and have no idea why the original streams were long and entertaining.
Nothing says oldhead PPP fan like defending paypigging, constant interruptions, low energy commentary, and Andy Warski. Really lets you know this guy's been in on PPP's stuff since the beginning. I remember all of those great PPP/Warski commentaries, like when PPP did that sermon on Ralph's divorce and after every line we'd get a "WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAH ASHTON ASHTON ASHTON CH-CHAT TH-THI-THIS IS WHAT I WA-WAS TA-TALKING ABOUT".

These new fans who only started watching in this reality, they don't get it.

Or PPP's laws of power? Where he was saying to acquire capos ASAP to surround yourself with? The one who said a true friend is one who'll kneel before you no matter what? That's real old school content.
 
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