💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Jesse really needs to study the law if he's going to continue to do IRL A-logging, otherwise there's no point in doing it at all. None of what he did is illegal, but he backs down "just in case." That's bullshit, Jesse, and you know it. You need to learn exactly what you can and cannot do legally.

1) It's not trespassing if you haven't been officially trespassed by a LEO.
2) Vandalism is PERMANENT defacement of property. Stickers are removable. Chalk is removable. This is why you often see "vandalism" done in chalk, because you can't get in trouble for it.

The only thing that Jesse has to worry about is (possibly) Criminal Harassment, but since The Gunt is actively engaging in a full-blown sperg war on the internet, it's going to be very difficult to make that argument believable.
Get a law book, Jesse. You've got potential, but you're going to fuck it up by pussying out of obtaining Kino.
Without Jesse knocking Ralph's door and trying to interview him during his own character assassination, his segment was nothing but a disappointment. Driving to gunt hq and not trying to look directly at the gunt when you know most of your viewers are on the fan forum will please nobody
 
Harassment is what they would get him on.

With that said, the two times Jesse has gone to the shack, while technically this could count as harassment, would be unlikely to cause the police to track him down and arrest him.
Jesse should make a big diaper cake and deliver it to the Guntshack. Diaper cakes are a staple of baby showers and since Pantsu has no friends and nobody in Va will be throwing her a baby shower it would be a nice gesture. It’s the type of thing the nice ladies at church make for an expectant mom, but since Pantsu doesn’t go to church or know any nice Christian ladies she will never get one unless Jesse steps up.

Just roll little diapers into cylinders and stack them to create a big three tiered cake looking thing, complete with little toilet paper flowers. Deliver the diaper cake to the Ralph doorstep.

Gunt acts all pissy about it now but when he has to start spending his sportsbook money on pampers he will be begging to get alogs to troll him with diaper deliveries.
 
an amorphous blob was peeking through the window to make sure the diaper man left is funny.
whats funny is this means his neighbors see that every night (well hes missed a shitload of nights but still ykwim) and that you can just see piglet ranting about autism and trannies and the methnostate in the street, imagine being some ghetto kid and seeing that sight out of context, a quivering mashed potato man and living jello mold quivering about arcane internet drama in the window as you try to recover the basketball, gazing in disgust and curiosity wondering what he could be talking about between wheezes and puffs before your mates pull you back to reality from this strange other realm.
Ralph went dark and peaked through the window when Jessie slid the diapers.

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lol i thought that part was a joke lol why would you position your set up within melty drone footage angles? also the house really highlights how fucking wide he is holy shit he barely fit in the window, imagine seeing gunt grease himself to get through the comparatively narrow doorway
 
The song PPP and Warski played was an old demo that was stuck in development hell so I shelved it. I would have loved to have put in a full song but I didn't get enough time!

I think the stream was great though, especially KAP who never ceases to impress me.
 
a quivering mashed potato man and living jello mold
he reminds me of a california raisin
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Jesse should make a big diaper cake and deliver it to the Guntshack.
Warski, PPP, and Jesse should throw Pantsu an actual baby shower on the internet. Like, a real one, not a joke one. Actually buy her the shit that she really needs for the baby, because we all know The Gunt won't do it. Warski and PPP made $1800 from one stream. If they invested $600 of that money into buying Pantsu real baby shower gifts (they have to be REAL, not joke gifts, for the troll to work), opened them on stream, and then mailed them to her.... I think that would effectively cripple The Gunt.
If Andy buys her a decent breast pump, and maybe a Mommy Spa Day, he would effectively be taking better care of Ralph's children than Ralph does. The Gunt would NEVER recover from this.
Seriously, buy her the good baby shit just to rub it into Ralph's face. The $600 they invest into the gifts could easily earn them another 2K in superchats. I think this is a legit good idea. Pantsu won't be able to turn the shit down, because she actually needs it, and Ralph will never buy it for her. So, she will actually have to USE this shit in Ralph's presence.

In the meantime, I made this:
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found it she decided to be dependent on a weird weeb stranger on the internet because the winters suck in NY
Huh. I watched from the marked time onward and I think those were maybe genuine tears from her? Seems like she spent a significant amount of her young adult life with Digi, wanted a family and thought that's where things were headed but Digi trooned out and decided to live with a bunch of friends and travel instead. Makes sense that a woman who's a sponge (and also fucking retarded) would hop on the first dick that she thought would keep/impregnate her. Bleak!

Edit: also goddamn what a busted ass hairline
 
The song PPP and Warski played was an old demo that was stuck in development hell so I shelved it. I would have loved to have put in a full song but I didn't get enough time!

I think the stream was great though, especially KAP who never ceases to impress me.

Get Andy to record a bunch of words for you, basically any word you'd need to make a song, and then make a proper diss track against Ralph. Andy can't rap, and has no flow whatsoever, but you can edit him into a proper rapper.
 
Jesse should make a big diaper cake and deliver it to the Guntshack. Diaper cakes are a staple of baby showers and since Pantsu has no friends and nobody in Va will be throwing her a baby shower it would be a nice gesture. It’s the type of thing the nice ladies at church make for an expectant mom, but since Pantsu doesn’t go to church or know any nice Christian ladies she will never get one unless Jesse steps up.

Just roll little diapers into cylinders and stack them to create a big three tiered cake looking thing, complete with little toilet paper flowers. Deliver the diaper cake to the Ralph doorstep.

Gunt acts all pissy about it now but when he has to start spending his sportsbook money on pampers he will be begging to get alogs to troll him with diaper deliveries.
If Jesse really wanted to make Ethan Ralph seethe, he should have knocked on his door and tried to sell him a water filter
 
Huh. I watched from the marked time onward and I think those were maybe genuine tears from her? Seems like she spent a significant amount of her young adult life with Digi, wanted a family and thought that's where things were headed but Digi trooned out and decided to live with a bunch of friends and travel instead. Makes sense that a woman who's a sponge (and also fucking retarded) would hop on the first dick that she thought would keep/impregnate her. Bleak!

Edit: also goddamn what a busted ass hairline
this was also a response video to tweets her troon pedo ex was putting out, so it was to garner simpathy and make her self look better.
 
Warski, PPP, and Jesse should throw Pantsu an actual baby shower on the internet. Like, a real one, not a joke one. Actually buy her the shit that she really needs for the baby, because we all know The Gunt won't do it. Warski and PPP made $1800 from one stream. If they invested $600 of that money into buying Pantsu real baby shower gifts (they have to be REAL, not joke gifts, for the troll to work), opened them on stream, and then mailed them to her.... I think that would effectively cripple The Gunt.
If Andy buys her a decent breast pump, and maybe a Mommy Spa Day, he would effectively be taking better care of Ralph's children than Ralph does. The Gunt would NEVER recover from this.
Seriously, buy her the good baby shit just to rub it into Ralph's face. The $600 they invest into the gifts could easily earn them another 2K in superchats. I think this is a legit good idea. Pantsu won't be able to turn the shit down, because she actually needs it, and Ralph will never buy it for her. So, she will actually have to USE this shit in Ralph's presence.
Nice try, May.
 
Most of the criticisms of the show were already laid out but I'll throw in my two cents. Keep the soundboard shit to a minimum. Nobody likes it. Even if you donate 20 dollars having Keemstar repeat NIGGER for like 15 seconds is distracting from the flow of conversation with your guests. That shit became irritating after awhile because it's not really that funny anymore.
 
Warski, PPP, and Jesse should throw Pantsu an actual baby shower on the internet. Like, a real one, not a joke one. Actually buy her the shit that she really needs for the baby, because we all know The Gunt won't do it. Warski and PPP made $1800 from one stream. If they invested $600 of that money into buying Pantsu real baby shower gifts (they have to be REAL, not joke gifts, for the troll to work), opened them on stream, and then mailed them to her.... I think that would effectively cripple The Gunt.
If Andy buys her a decent breast pump, and maybe a Mommy Spa Day, he would effectively be taking better care of Ralph's children than Ralph does. The Gunt would NEVER recover from this.
Seriously, buy her the good baby shit just to rub it into Ralph's face. The $600 they invest into the gifts could easily earn them another 2K in superchats. I think this is a legit good idea. Pantsu won't be able to turn the shit down, because she actually needs it, and Ralph will never buy it for her. So, she will actually have to USE this shit in Ralph's presence.

In the meantime, I made this:
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Idk, i think Ralph needs to finally fork over actual money for his second spawn and this idea would save him money. OTOH Throwing Faith a belated baby shower, since the Gunt has actually abandoned Xander to a teenage mother to raise alone is a great idea. I think Faith should get a virtual baby shower, not Neigh. She still needs diapers, baby wipes, clothes, diaper cream, sippy cups, etc…

Even better, how about a virtual party for Xander’s 1st birthday? It’s not like Ralph will be giving the son he paper aborted any presents for his first birthday and its coming up in a few months.

Internet retards can be better providers to Xander than Ronnie Ralph Part 2.
 
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Internet retards can be better providers to Xander than Ronnie Ralph Part 2.
I don't know how old the first kid is, but chances are that they already have all the baby shit they need. I just think the entire troll is funnier if Horsey is still with Ralph at the time. It's literally rubbing it in his face that he can't take care of his own family. It's basically telling Ralph, "You're not a man. Men take care of their kids without being told to do it, or expecting praise for doing it."
I can't think of anything that would be more crippling to Ralph's self esteem. The Ralphamale will be permanently KO'ed.
 
Warski, PPP, and Jesse should throw Pantsu an actual baby shower on the internet. Like, a real one, not a joke one. Actually buy her the shit that she really needs for the baby, because we all know The Gunt won't do it. Warski and PPP made $1800 from one stream. If they invested $600 of that money into buying Pantsu real baby shower gifts (they have to be REAL, not joke gifts, for the troll to work), opened them on stream, and then mailed them to her.... I think that would effectively cripple The Gunt.
If Andy buys her a decent breast pump, and maybe a Mommy Spa Day, he would effectively be taking better care of Ralph's children than Ralph does. The Gunt would NEVER recover from this.
Seriously, buy her the good baby shit just to rub it into Ralph's face. The $600 they invest into the gifts could easily earn them another 2K in superchats. I think this is a legit good idea. Pantsu won't be able to turn the shit down, because she actually needs it, and Ralph will never buy it for her. So, she will actually have to USE this shit in Ralph's presence.

In the meantime, I made this:
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Fucking idiot. Ralph's gunt is definitely heavier than its size in gold. That's going to spring the trap no matter what you do.
 
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