💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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I'm not really sure what some people expected Jesse to do in that situation, The guy has a wife and a baby (on the way? No idea) and with Ralph's tendency to blow anything done to him out of proportion he was smart to refrain from giving Ralph anything to use against him.
I agree that I would have preferred he dropped the "son" angle though, but that's the least important part of it, the important parts were:
  • Ralph cowering inside and hiding behind curtains
  • Ralph playing the victim over a throwaway joke when Warski mentioned the "first person view" of Ralph's house and Jesse jokes about Call of Duty. This is Wu/Sarkesian levels of whining about snipers out to get them (or whatever that story was), what's next Ralph? You gonna get an SVU episode about the terrible ordeal of the finger guns? Faggot, how can anyone pretend to respect him after that?
  • The added bonus of seeing the new truck and how high off the ground it is, Ralph probably needs a ladder to get on that thing
  • Seeing the shitty neighborhood Ralph lives in
Ralph will whine about this for months, if not years, he is down to Wu's level of victimhood, and he will be mocked about the finger guns for as long as people remember it, which to be honest is more than if Jesse would have vandalized his house.

I would have liked to see a Xander ringing on Dax's doorbell type thing but that would have to be unannounced, on a stream that Ralph isn't monitoring so he couldn't expect it and possibly with someone he doesn't recognize, besides Ralph would have shut the door like a bitch like Dax did and it would have ended there.

I get that some people didn't like it but the way I see it is that, much like the stream itself, it was more about Ralph's reaction to it than the act itself, and Ralph didn't disappoint by taking the faggiest, most cowardly position he could for victimhood and pity from his viewers.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2XXbtQ1jMQUSay No To Geno shares a mix of "Friends for Never" that is much more polished than the one on the stream. I don't know why they didn't use this one it's much better.
Does this guy understand how compression works? On top of it the effects only accentuate the difference between the dissonance of the two vocal tracks instead of helping them blend together in harmony. Warski's mix wasn't good but this is somehow worse.
 
Does this guy understand how compression works? On top of it the effects only accentuate the difference between the dissonance of the two vocal tracks instead of helping them blend together in harmony. Warski's mix wasn't good but this is somehow worse.
I agree about compression. However the compressed version was rejected even before this one. Mostly for the same following reasons as this one.
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In an attempt to make it less muffled i removed compression and separate the vocals.
That was the version i posted. But that was rejected for being too muffled again, so i dunno man.

Appreciate you listening tho. :gunt:
 
Warski, PPP, and Jesse should throw Pantsu an actual baby shower on the internet. Like, a real one, not a joke one. Actually buy her the shit that she really needs for the baby, because we all know The Gunt won't do it. Warski and PPP made $1800 from one stream. If they invested $600 of that money into buying Pantsu real baby shower gifts (they have to be REAL, not joke gifts, for the troll to work), opened them on stream, and then mailed them to her.... I think that would effectively cripple The Gunt.
If Andy buys her a decent breast pump, and maybe a Mommy Spa Day, he would effectively be taking better care of Ralph's children than Ralph does. The Gunt would NEVER recover from this.
Seriously, buy her the good baby shit just to rub it into Ralph's face. The $600 they invest into the gifts could easily earn them another 2K in superchats. I think this is a legit good idea. Pantsu won't be able to turn the shit down, because she actually needs it, and Ralph will never buy it for her. So, she will actually have to USE this shit in Ralph's presence.

In the meantime, I made this:
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100% agree we should also start a gofundme to build a water well in africa to prove that we are morally superior! We can call ourseleves Sons of Ronnie or some shit lik that
 
100% agree we should also start a gofundme to build a water well in africa to prove that we are morally superior!
We're doing it to prove that Ralph is a bad father who should have been castrated before puberty to prevent his genes from being passed on to future generations. I don't think anyone here gives a fuck about moral superiority.
 
Ralph will whine about this for months, if not years, he is down to Wu's level of victimhood, and he will be mocked about the finger guns for as long as people remember it, which to be honest is more than if Jesse would have vandalized his house.
This is why I don't get how anybody can see this as an L. Ralph does the same kind of thing every time he's provoked. If Jesse did ring the doorbell and run, Ralph would've just talked big about how Jesse is lucky that Ralph isn't allowed to own a gun because then he would've shot him dead or some shit like that. His audience then would've said "damn straight king, I would'a shot that a-log too", then Ralph would've repeated it on twitter afterwards for good measure. His ego stays 100% intact because he gets an outlet for his rage over being mocked. Instead of that we got to see Ralph resort to tweeting about a yuckster outside in a rental as if he was some kind of serious mortal threat. And then on top of that his fans had to go along with it or risk feeling stupid for even liking him. It might have been the most bitch reaction possible and it happened exactly because nothing really happened.

Though I really would have liked to see Ralph answer the door and seethe over Jesse saying goo goo ga ga etc.
 
Ralph would've just talked big about how Jesse is lucky that Ralph isn't allowed to own a gun because then he would've shot him dead or some shit like that.
That is exactly it, if anything had been vandalized Ralph would have gotten support when saying "these people are just criminals blah blah blah", if Jesse had rung the doorbell then he would reacted in the way you described and he and his remaining fans would have coped by tweeting about "what they would have done if...".

With the way things turned out he had two options, whine about getting a big box of diapers, or try to find something in what Jesse did to paint himself as a victim. And he chose the most bitchmade reason to complain possible.
In an attempt to make it less muffled i removed compression and separate the vocals.
That was the version i posted. But that was rejected for being too muffled again, so i dunno man.
Just my two cents but with someone singing as unevenly as Warski, you don't want to highlight the difference between the two vocal tracks, you want to blend them together so that they will create some type of harmony and mask the worst spots from each track. Usually you want effects on vocals to barely be noticeable or you risk your listener's attention going to the effect and not the track, besides heavy handed effects can never compensate for a bad/out of key performance, so it's not worth trying.
 
This is why I don't get how anybody can see this as an L. Ralph does the same kind of thing every time he's provoked. If Jesse did ring the doorbell and run, Ralph would've just talked big about how Jesse is lucky that Ralph isn't allowed to own a gun because then he would've shot him dead or some shit like that. His audience then would've said "damn straight king, I would'a shot that a-log too", then Ralph would've repeated it on twitter afterwards for good measure. His ego stays 100% intact because he gets an outlet for his rage over being mocked. Instead of that we got to see Ralph resort to tweeting about a yuckster outside in a rental as if he was some kind of serious mortal threat. And then on top of that his fans had to go along with it or risk feeling stupid for even liking him. It might have been the most bitch reaction possible and it happened exactly because nothing really happened.

Though I really would have liked to see Ralph answer the door and seethe over Jesse saying goo goo ga ga etc.
Jesse already technically vandalized the old crack shack when he put a sticker on Ralph's mailbox. Such a victim. First a sticker, then an unopened box of diapers. Will Jesse shovel the walk while Ralph's busy fucking preteens?

Edit: I legitimately am on board for the Kino Casino to act as some kind of mandated crew to get the crack shack baby ready. Get an old wood-paneled station wagon and everything. I think I'm just replaying a National Lampoon movie in my head at this point.
 
Jesse already technically vandalized the old crack shack when he put a sticker on Ralph's mailbox. Such a victim. First a sticker, then an unopened box of diapers. Will Jesse shovel the walk while Ralph's busy fucking preteens?
The fucking madman. Will he mow their lawn at some point? This lunacy has to end!
 
Will Jesse shovel the walk while Ralph's busy fucking preteens?
This is what I was getting at. It seems like there's a lot of people who treat all of this like if Ralph isn't getting pressed even in the most basic and boring way then it doesn't count as anything happening at all. I don't know how it isn't obvious already, but Ralph doesn't even really care about getting pressed. If anything Ralph is happy like a pig in shit when he gets the chance to put on his big boy voice and make a show out of giving a response. Without him being able to do that he wouldn't even have a persona at all. So if it actually helps him and if he gets off on it then what's the point? You're helping him get off. It's when Ralph is mocked and belittled without the chance to holler over it that he really gets mad and really embarrasses himself.
 
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Warski's reveal of the cheating on Nora really summarizes how much Ethan has fucked his life up.

Sure she's "fetching" but she's nice, smart, got a good sense of humor and she's got a bright future.

Gunt won the lottery when he married her, but he threw it all away for crack whores and pisswater whiskey. God that's gotta keep him up at night.
 
Posted this in the Ethan vs Warski thread but I thought I'd post it here as well because it's relevant:
The two 'bombshells' from Warski on the Kino Casino stream are definitely interesting and I think there's at least some truth to them. I believe that Ethan turns into a violent drunk and he fucked a hooker in Miami. However I'm still confused about why it took him this long to reveal this information. All of IBS was shitting on him for both of these (leaving Ethan's house and failing to produce content in Miami) and he could have proven everyone wrong but he chose not to just because he's that much of a stand-up guy? Warksi, while in a booze-and-drug-fueled stupor for all those years, decided to take the high ground for no reason whatsoever other than principle? I don't know, something seems off about this and I think Warski is leaving some crucial details out.
 
I'm thinking about converting one of the threads to "Kino Kasino Discussion", well, konservation would be the better word.

This one is probably the most appropriate, the other can be relegated to archiving exchanges/autism between the retarded Phoenix and the (West) Memphis Micro.
 
I don't know if this has been posted yet but I was watching the replay and I saw this comment from a random successful Normie channel fly by in the chat:
interesting.JPG

He makes videos about TV and comics and gets millions of views. Thought it was funny.
 
This shit was miserable. Either Andy was only funny before because his guests made him look good or he just went down hill since aim aim aim. Pop is just a faggot. Metokur soundboards are gay.
 
Warski's reveal of the cheating on Nora really summarizes how much Ethan has fucked his life up.

Sure she's "fetching" but she's nice, smart, got a good sense of humor and she's got a bright future.

Gunt won the lottery when he married her, but he threw it all away for crack whores and pisswater whiskey. God that's gotta keep him up at night.
Ethan was lying through his teeth, and hid his true self when he was with her, and gradually let it open. He never deserved her. He's now stuck with a insecure horse that allows him to cheat with no consequences because she's spineless and desperate.
 
Why wouldn't Mr.Big Tough guy go out and confront the madman delivering diapers to him, if his pregnant fiance was so scared?

Is Ralph admitting he is unable to protect his family, one of the true sacrosanct pillars of being a trad man?

Instead he whines like a little baby to the internet?
 
Just finished watching this thing. It was fun. Good work! My only complaint is the way Null acted at the end of the show. Dude needs to put the pizza and the Chantal down and go be a person. He missed a great opportunity to be kino with PPP.
 
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