💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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i think the end is upon us
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>Cog is talking, his microphone sounds immaculate compared to Andy and PPP's ghetto Canadian internet.
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>Warski stutteringly interrupts the interview to mention that there's an slight hiss to his microphone and derails the interview even though he sounds fucking fine (I'm listening on studio monitors).

Fucking classic, Andy. Ruining the show for no reason
 
Interesting, the more I look in to Dax, the more it seems like his "whack pack" is less about "muh content for my totally successful podcast" and more some weird sex cult of losers with over inflated egos faking that they are super rich and super cool and super chad in order to get stupid girls drugged up and passed around. If you are unfamiliar with the creepy sex stuff surrounding Dax I have made previous posts I have made have covered it.
George Cuckzunian said:
Well after a long silence pretending not to understand or know Ralph got his shit pushed in in Portugal, Dax is pretending it's totally not funny and criminals are totally not welcome
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Meanwhile Dax's subreddit has been Dabbing on Dax and Ralph while Dax tries to lay low pretending this isn't happening
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I do want to bring up all of these were at least top 10 on the reddit with the Ralph one and Asterios question hitting #1, but I showed up a week late to screen cap so sorry, my bad. To make amends for this, I will provide info on the sketchy actions of Dax Herrera.
Chicken Andy went on Kino Casino to talk about Alice. I thought it was chill but most people thought Andy was a try hard with comedy. He did have something very interesting to say about Ralphs Long haired curly haired friend that he pressed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xtN-c9n-Ttw:9190Dax got pressed by Chicken Andy and was told don't touch Alice again and Alice wanted to get away from them because they kept feeding her acid and calling her a whore. If we believe that the censored portion of the Alice texts is about Dax then there is a strong likelyhood Dax did something to Alice as well. They apparently were all trying to pass her around amongst Ralph's group of friends.

So what does Ralph have on Dax? Sounds like they have played or attempted to play pass the ho a few times in their drug fueled group. Sounds like they like to lure girls with promises of e-fame and getting that foot in the door through inflated numbers and drama hype. Sounds like they all cover for each other especially if something less than concentual happens. Sounds like a logical reason Riley, Digi, Birdstorc, Mint, etc. all get Dax protection while reasonable guests who are normal people get shit on when they don't do what Dax wants....
Sounds like Marie Valenzuela may have been gunted in the past, and Alice got Diddled by "the Hammer" Herrera.

I'd also like to point out Dax who regularly claims to swing on people in "nipple rubbing" chest bump matches backed down from chicken Andy (probably didn't want to break his vagina and have to leave Ralph early yet again)
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WARSKI, IF YOU ARE READING.... CAN KEEM GET YOU TO CHALLENGE DAX FOR THE $100K? DAX WILL DO IT FOR THE MONEY, HAS CENSORED HIM SELF IN THE PAST AND STILL DOES TO THIS DAY FOR MONEY AND IS MORE FAMOUS THAN RALPH AND AFTER SOME TRAINING AND WEIGHT ADJUSTMENTS WARSKI AND DAX COULD BE SOMEWHAT EVENLY MATCHED.... JUST A THOUGHT.
or can @Perspicacity float the idea to them...

Dax claims he has boxing and kung-fu experience, however much like we have seem with how he does everything in his life like NP2, dropping out of CalTech, etc. he most likely took a few classes then gave up when it got hard but claimed he was an expert and super bad ass. Warski beating up the guy who stole his spotlight to tell Tonka "YOU NEVER STEP UP TO A REAL MAN" would be funny.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
WARSKI, IF YOU ARE READING.... CAN KEEM GET YOU TO CHALLENGE DAX FOR THE $100K? DAX WILL DO IT FOR THE MONEY, HAS CENSORED HIM SELF IN THE PAST AND STILL DOES TO THIS DAY FOR MONEY AND IS MORE FAMOUS THAN RALPH AND AFTER SOME TRAINING AND WEIGHT ADJUSTMENTS WARSKI AND DAX COULD BE SOMEWHAT EVENLY MATCHED.... JUST A THOUGHT.
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There's no way Dick is ever agreeing to a boxing match because a. he's too old for it and b. his drug and booze-riddled body would break down during training, let alone the actual match.
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
There's no way Dick is ever agreeing to a boxing match because a. he's too old for it and b. his drug and booze-riddled body would break down during training, let alone the actual match.
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Ralph was never going to fight, but it didn't stop them from trying to make it happen to embarrass him.
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
There's no way Dick is ever agreeing to a boxing match because a. he's too old for it and b. his drug and booze-riddled body would break down during training, let alone the actual match.
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That's what makes it funny. Dax talks about being mr "alphachad promking who will swing on people and I used to do combat sports so I am a bad ass" all the time. In his youth he used to run marathons and stuff and seems to have kept up with his arms in the gym if nothing else. However you are 100% right, Dax is getting old, seems to suffer from (or fake) and injury every other week, is getting bloated, drinks like he wants to kill his liver and abuses drugs like he wants a stroke.

Refuse to accept = Admitting his fighting prowess is a larp
Refuse to accept for 'Andy's sake' = Fighting prowess a larp + insecure masculine copes
Refuse to accept for 'Gunt's sake' = He's Ralph's bitch and opens a flood gate of jokes
Accept but gets "injured" = weak bitch made of glass
Accept but fail to hit weight = Not the serious alpha chad he claims
Accept but take dive = bitch made and will have a target on his back forever
Accept and lose = Chad image destroyed and Gunt sees daddy get KO'd by bully
Accept and win = the only acceptable outcome for Dax, but not the total dab on haters he hopes for because Warski wouldn't give a shit if he loses cause he just wants the money and a good clean fight.

Dax while pretending to be the man who can make a fight happen with his talk of contracts and escrows is the exact opposite. He killed the fight with riley and cameron clarke (riley pussied out then Dax pretended it was Camerons fault), evern the warofthefanboys v. Asterios fight happening was not because of Dax (he was supposed to set up a rematch at a Road Rage event that never happened) but because Asterios and warofthefanboys got tired of waiting on Dax and did it themselves at a gym, every ralph fight he tries injecting himself into ends up DOA with Dax talking shit like his chosen champion deserves a multimillion dollar fight contract that bends over backwards for them. If Dax backs out of Keem, who even if he is overinflating the $100k per fighter estimate can still realistically get $20k per fighter and a shit load of attention, then you have to ask why would Dax pussy out? It would kill his whole image.
And Keem, whether you like him or not, is a serious fight promoter who is turning joke ameature matches into money drawing events. Any Dax retardation or diva demands will be considered seriously, discussed openly then considered realistically.

Dax would have to drop and Andy would have to gain, Dax may have an inch or two on Andy height wise, but who knows. It would be funny to see Dax cuck Ralph out of his money, Andy would not care if he lost in the ring or won but Dax's ego and image would be destroyed if he lost to the retarded phoenix.

Realistically I could see Dax faking an injury to get out of embarassment, but I also see Dax underestimating Warski and thinking its a walk in the park. Dax is the kind of person who chooses his walk out music before spending time in the gym and is bloated and not as in shape as he constantly claims... but he has some previous experience and is a whore for money and attention.

Dax, if somehow this card idea gets thrown out there and you accept, try not to pussy out with another "injury". Not all attention is good attention and begging your friends to sweep it up for you on something like this isn't going to fly.
But don't worry about the "muh injury" stuff, Sean the sheep seems like a great back up fight at similar stats and is also a whore for money.
 
Keranu said:
Having Andy Dick on seemed to cut back on Warski's annoying laugh and PPP simping. I like Warski but those fake laughs were getting really bad lately.

"AH HA HA! Ohh Ashton, you're killing me <3 This is a great show."
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I literally searched "Andy Warski Kino Casino laugh" just to make sure I'm not the only one. It makes me physically cringe and induces so much rage/annoyance, I have to instantly click off the stream. It kind of sucks because they have some interesting guests and cover stuff I want to see before anyone else, but the second something mildly funny comes up and Andy starts making retarded dolphin noises, I just have to nope out immediately. I physically can't sit through it.

I don't know if he's trying to keep the energy level up, or if he's nervous or wtf, b/c I don't really remember him ever doing that before. I guess JF kept him in check since he was the tard whisperer, idk why it doesn't set PPP off as he seems ready to throw down and kill the golden goose at the slightest provocation.

They're raking in bank though, so I must be an autistic outlier.
 
Pisstrooper said:
I literally searched "Andy Warski Kino Casino laugh" just to make sure I'm not the only one. It makes me physically cringe and induces so much rage/annoyance, I have to instantly click off the stream. It kind of sucks because they have some interesting guests and cover stuff I want to see before anyone else, but the second something mildly funny comes up and Andy starts making retarded dolphin noises, I just have to nope out immediately. I physically can't sit through it.

I don't know if he's trying to keep the energy level up, or if he's nervous or wtf, b/c I don't really remember him ever doing that before. I guess JF kept him in check since he was the tard whisperer, idk why it doesn't set PPP off as he seems ready to throw down and kill the golden goose at the slightest provocation.

They're raking in bank though, so I must be an autistic outlier.
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This is by far the most successful venture of both of their careers. Neither of them is ready to end it over growing to dislike the other. Not yet, at least.
 
That random fag getting shot up and gassed was probably the funniest shit I've seen on this show. I wasn't paying attention when the shooting started and thought he died for real, only to be immensely disappointed when he slithered back up.
 
The Deep State said:
That random fag getting shot up and gassed was probably the funniest shit I've seen on this show. I wasn't paying attention when the shooting started and thought he died for real, only to be immensely disappointed when he slithered back up.
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When I was watching live I didn't realize it was fireworks I thought he got shot, when he crawled back up and PPP said "blade doesn't do fake fire sales you lying piece of shit" I almost died laughing thinking those might be the last words chicken andy would hear.

With all the excitement at the Casino its easy to forget that you never know what'll happen on the Killstream™!
 
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