💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Warski is a likeable (when you don't know the lore) everyman who can be mildly funny but he can't hold a show by himself. He needs an autistic character like JF or someone high energy and funny like Ashton to hold the show. Kyler was low energy and boring, no one wanted to watch them vape for hours.
Ashton has talent but will never have broad appeal by himself either because he's not relatable to normies IMHO. Ashton and surfer were great though even if two stranglings.
Warski is only "likeable" to people who are just as dumb as he is, I have never seen him intentionally say or do anything funny, the guy just makes noise and acts like a fucking ape on camera.

The funniest thing about him is that he takes jokes from chat extremely personally and clearly hates being called a retard (because he is one).
 
Maybe PPP's actually just taking care of sick famil-- Oh wait, his family hates him... just like how all his former friends hate him... and all his former fans hate him... except people like Christorian X and Kinochet but I'd rather have nobody like me than be liked by them...

I'm replying to I'm Just A Worm's shitposts about a Kino Casino Jihad - on the Twitter account used for promoting my "business".
As the recognized Supreme Leader of us A-logs, able to declare Jihad, should we start calling you "I'm Just A Grand Ayatollah?

How many family sized potato chips packets do you have to consume to get a sore throat?
"Mr. PPPig! How many family sized potato chips packets do you have to consume to get a sore throat?"

Lets <drips sweat> find <weezes> out.

One... <pours entire bag down throat>

Two... <pours another entire bag down throat>

Three! <swallows a pallet of boxes of family sizes bags of chips like a giant snake>

It is what it is...
 
I remember when Warski was ripping off Jim Norton/O&A bits all the time. Makes sense as they are both massive degenerates in their personal lives
Oh man, I remember at the height of Warski Live and when people actually liked Kumite, Warski specifically saying he was trying to be like a new O&A. No wonder Warski's a tranny chaser. Probably likes getting pppissed on like Norton too. Someone's gotta wipe the seat with Surfer gone.

I doubt he realizes, but it'll kill him reading this: Warski is Opie. "Lets stop all the fun and go to callers." "Lets stop all teh fun and go to superchats." Opie just there to run the radio tech, and nobody likes his interjections. Warski just there to run the stream tech, and nobody likes his interjections. "I've been in radio for years. I know radio." "I've been in stream grifting for years. I know stream grifting." Ope-ski.
 
Man you remember it all perfectly

You know if Warski went full Opie and just sat there seething playing candy crush the show would have been better off
 
Maybe PPP's actually just taking care of sick famil-- Oh wait, his family hates him... just like how all his former friends hate him... and all his former fans hate him... except people like Christorian X and Kinochet but I'd rather have nobody like me than be liked by them...
Asston has no family and friends - his only companion is the mountain of potato chips he consumes daily, and the bottle.

As the recognized Supreme Leader of us A-logs, able to declare Jihad, should we start calling you "I'm Just A Grand Ayatollah?
I'm Just an Ayatollah has a nice ring to it.

I'm Just a Muhammadeen.png In'shallah, the Kino Casino shall be Destroyed. Porkton Sharts, the Great Obese Satan, shall be punished for his gluttony and deviant homosexuality. Allahu Akbhar , let pig blood rain down upon the Potato Chip Bags for the glory of Allah. 🕋🕌☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️☪️
 
If you ever feel bad about yourself...
Ashton chose to excommunicate himself from everyone with terrible life choices, also 500+lbs
Andy is a coke addict who forced a woman to abort (if memory serves right)
Kinochet threatens to rape trannies, implying he's s chaser. Also an annoying shill
Christorian X sucks PPP's gunt
 
Andy is a coke addict who forced a woman to abort (if memory serves right)
He put a bag over Sinead's head and forcibly dragged her to the abortion clinic. He left her crying and bleeding in a gutter immediately afterward as he drove off with her purse to go buy coke and a tranny hooker.

"You w-w-wont need this money for diapers anymore! FAWK YEAH! LETS GOOOOOO!"

She was 8 months pregnant.
 
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He put a bag over Sinead's head and forcibly dragged her to the abortion clinic. He left her crying and bleeding in a gutter immediately afterward as he drove off with her purse to go buy coke and a tranny hooker.

"You w-w-wont need this money for diapers anymore! FAWK YEAH! LETS GOOOOOO!"

She was 8 months pregnant.
He's gonna go to hell before he dies
 
He put a bag over Sinead's head and forcibly dragged her to the abortion clinic. He left her crying and bleeding in a gutter immediately afterward as he drove off with her purse to go buy coke and a tranny hooker.

"You w-w-wont need this money for diapers anymore! FAWK YEAH! LETS GOOOOOO!"

She was 8 months pregnant.
The most fucked up thing for me about the whole abortion debacle is that he admitted the baby had a name, Jack, before he was "sent to the gallows" as Ralph put it.
 
That's because Asston has a semblance of confidence in himself (he huffed enough of his own farts that he believes he is the messenger of God) while Tardski knows deep down inside he's just a failure destined for a menial job at Tim Horton's or driving for Uber Eats. It's indicative that Asston was willing to make a few solo KC shows while Tardski NEVER does them. Tardski needs a co-host that carries the show for him while he runs OBS (quite poorly) and snorts boxed wine. Something similar was going on in his heyday with JF when Tard would rather go to the Kumite and shoot the most retarded shit instead of contributing to his own Warski Live show.
 
Well with how inconsistent the streams have gotten lately, he might be going into a state of hibernation. He's looking more and more like a bear preparing for winter every day.
At the beginning the casino was supposed to cover a variety of lolcows, but since they put all their eggs into the AF basket they are bound to run out of content. There's so many detractor reuploaders and alog channels on youtube for various lolcows there should never be a shortage of easy content. I think they stopped showing the goal for the rakeback but with all the metokur masochist donos surely they hit whatever the goal would have been?
 
Okay, let's pretend we believe Ashton's sore throat excuse for a minute. PPP, how is it that Ralph, who smokes cigars, weed and apparently meth, drinks like a fish and hollars and squeals for 12 hours straight.... never seems to have a sore throat; but your fat ass can't suck on a couple of Ricolas and get to work?

That's an L bud, sorry to say.
 

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