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Most people put a little dressing on their salad.
Asstroon Porks dips his salad in mayonnaise and cheese sauce.
Asstroon Porks dips his salad in mayonnaise and cheese sauce.
💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.
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Never doubt the willingness of KoP to do something that makes him look extremely retarded for attention.
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If KoP doesn't want to waste that boxing training he did for the fight against Ralph that was never going to happen, he should take on Salt Papi and say he is out to get revenge for Andy.
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That's because basically he is dumb in regards to a 'normal' person. He has the ability to gaslight damaged individuals (Surfer, Tardski & his troon paypigs) and has some charisma but otherwise he's just a FATTT fuck from Canada.
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Oh FAWK buddy. I'm just imagining Asston dunking a handful of salad into a big bowl of mayo and cheese sauce as a light snack.
Is it possible we all misheard him? He didn't say he was fasting, he said he was fatsing. Maybe they pay out by the pound in Canada?
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To be fair, he would have lost weight if he used a scale with a maximum reading of 300 pounds from the previously 800 pounds.
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There are only two differences between The Gunt and Ashton. Ashton is Canadian, and he is also fatter than The Gunt.
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What if I told all of you that everyone involved is terrible in their own special way and a lot of you are losing out on a real opportunity to laugh? We know the problems with KC, we know the problems with Ralph, we know the problems with Godwinson and I'm still never going to trust a man who brings his children to a furry event regardless of the fact that Ashton exaggerated tf out of what happened. These aren't sports teams, this is IBS shit where everyone loses, and we need to keep sight of that and just have fun.
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I think one of the funnier parts of what's going on is there is no gas lighting at all. Cokeski knows that Ashton snaked on him TWICE in a major way. Ashton knows knows that Warski is a lazy fock who just shows up with his paypigs in tow, puts minimal thought into things. Yet they are both bound together for money or are sentenced to the cold alone.
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I agree, Andy's been in the sektur a long time, he definitely knows a snakening when he sees one. If the paypigs are all his though I wonder why he needs to team up with PPP? Wouldn't he make more money streaming solo, assuming they would pay just as much? It seems to me that they aren't even necessarily bound together, PPP sticks with Warski for the money, but why does Warski stick with PPP if the paypigs are his?
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Holy fuck he locked his replies? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thats only something really shitty journoscum and politicians(or whoever handles their social accounts) do.
I dont think it's just your throat feeling felted(probably from all that sobbing you've been doing), it's your entire being. Your very soul is felted.
You know you're not winning when you have to turn off mean tweets on Twitter. What a gigantic, gargantuan faggot. I don't know anyone else who does this who isn't a woman or complete human refuse.
Isn't it sad? Ashton was a fucking savant of the english language and 2007-eque entertainment. It's like the excess glucose in his blood candied his brain, essentially disrupting the flow of base-form kino between his synapses.
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Warski is a likeable (when you don't know the lore) everyman who can be mildly funny but he can't hold a show by himself. He needs an autistic character like JF or someone high energy and funny like Ashton to hold the show. Kyler was low energy and boring, no one wanted to watch them vape for hours.
Ashton has talent but will never have broad appeal by himself either because he's not relatable to normies IMHO. Ashton and surfer were great though even if two stranglings.
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Just stop right there. You're already wrong
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Really though. Letting one's body deteriorate also causes one's mind to deteriorate. The chemicals in the brain affected by food and exercize count for more than most people know.
Also, as much as people talk about Andy bringing all the paypigs and audience, I do think his co-hosts (the popular ones) bring a big audience of their own. JF brought all the "save zee hwite rez" folks, which was a popular grift at the time. PPP never reached Warski Live numbers (Warski never reached those numbers again either), but he had a huge cult following here on KF and I think that's a large reason (hur hur) why KC took off while Andy's 13 other sektur startups were Cog tier or worse.
PPP was basically one of the founding fathers of alogging Ralph, going after Ralph when the majority were still pro-Ralph. I remember like a two week period where people were holding PPP up on a pedestal (takes a lot of people to lift a pedestal with him on it) and calling Null "Guntguard!" in a forum revolt of the likes I'd never seen before and haven't seen since.
I actually think if PPP just learned OBS himself instead of alienating all his friends and fans, and played the grifting off smarter (imagine if he made an verbatum copy of himself doing Jim's "I am a whore" video as a parody-but-no-really), he coulda pulled a Jim and gotten a pass and still made enough money to get by.
Also, what's the definition of "normie"? I dont think Warski is appealing to normies. Normies don't have Discords. They sure as fuck didn't watch any of his stuff between Warski Live and KC because nobody watched any of that stuff. "I'm donating 1488 to this Portugese degenerate to save the hwite race!" types aren't normies, but they are griftable retards. I could spend all approaching actual people (not internet shutins) on the street and asking if they know who Andy Warski or Ethan Ralph are, and I guarantee you nobody will have heard of any of them. Nobody outside of the autism bubble heard of Nick Fuentes until a couple weeks ago.
I think PPP brought in people who turned against Ralph early on, and Warski brought in the people who turned on Ralph extremely late in the game (Randbot, Flam, Gator types), and then Jim finally getting into the Ralph alogging, right as KC was fresh, was the real big flash in the pan. TBH the real key to all the shows that took off her Jim giving the rub and saying he watched them and coming on: Warski Live, Ralph Retort, Kino Casino. And why all the others never took off.
The main audience for KC, I think was KF (lets be honest, who the fuck else follows these retards), and the minute PPP tried to snake Josh on KC, that was when the wind started blowing the other way and the KC audience turned on them, IIRC.
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