🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Acoustic Virgin said:
I've been watching some compilations of early Cobra lately, and the difference is pretty striking. I was introduced to the boy's content relatively recently, and after seeing the gremlin creature he turned into toward the end, I was shocked to see just how normal he was back then.
He held down a job at Wendy's. He had normal aspirations. He talked about how he had a path to weaning himself off of the 'tard bucks. He managed his finances so that his wages could cover his rent and bills. He talked about saving up to buy a car.

Sure, there was some lunacy in there as well, but he wasn't the troglodyte we saw toward the end either.
It's really heartbreaking to see how everything went wrong. :feels: It didn't have to turn out like this.
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i never realized how bad things had gotten when i first discovered cobes till i watched the gothic king cobra documentary. he was strange sure but he was socializing and seemed well liked by pretty much everyone and seemed so happy and full of hope. towards the end he just became so hollow and seemingly numb to everything. sometimes i wonder if his ODD was the only thing keeping him alive at times.
 
Oxiclean Crack Addict said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nkljPzNTpRkFirst exposure to Cobes i had was when this video popped in my recomendations back when it came out.
Still can't believe he's gone.
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Who is driving in this video? I don;t think I've ever seen this person before:

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Man one of the silliest little things I miss about the boy and the better and worse parts of the community around him was telling all the trolls to "buy a shirt" and all the dumb variations of it that just made you laugh.
Buy a shirt
Acquire garment
Purchase clothing
Barter tunic
Solicit covering
Get attire
Procure raiment
Haggle garb
Obtain apparel
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Johnny Dang said:
Holy fuck she looks especially rough. Thought that was a man.
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It's kind of surprising how many of Josh's female friends had Gigachad-tier jawlines. Krystal Roberts literally looks like a Moyai statue, and Angie has concerningly male cheekbones.
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(Pic related of Angie, big ups Seizurerobot5000 for showing this off in Snake Bones 21)
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Man one of the silliest little things I miss about the boy and the better and worse parts of the community around him was telling all the trolls to "buy a shirt" and all the dumb variations of it that just made you laugh.
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Nothing will ever top the T-shirt that said "I'd rather beat off to women then beat women" in my eyes. It's a piece of lolcow merch on par with BossManJack's "DAM THAT PUSSY NIEC" coffee mug.
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It's a shame he eventually fixed that one. I almost bought it.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
It's kind of surprising how many of Josh's female friends had Gigachad-tier jawlines. Krystal Roberts literally looks like a Moyai statue, and Angie has concerningly male cheekbones.
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(Pic related of Angie, big ups Seizurerobot5000 for showing this off in Snake Bones 21)

Nothing will ever top the T-shirt that said "I'd rather beat off to women then beat women" in my eyes. It's a piece of lolcow merch on par with BossManJack's "DAM THAT PUSSY NIEC" coffee mug.
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It's a shame he eventually fixed that one. I almost bought it.
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out of all the he made shirts that one is my favorite

out of all the shirts he wore the weed the people one is by far my favorite
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Is it wrong that I still kind of keep pulling out he's going to upload another video.... It's been awhile since I've been on this and I still miss da boi
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
It's kind of surprising how many of Josh's female friends had Gigachad-tier jawlines. Krystal Roberts literally looks like a Moyai statue, and Angie has concerningly male cheekbones.
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(Pic related of Angie, big ups Seizurerobot5000 for showing this off in Snake Bones 21)

Nothing will ever top the T-shirt that said "I'd rather beat off to women then beat women" in my eyes. It's a piece of lolcow merch on par with BossManJack's "DAM THAT PUSSY NIEC" coffee mug.
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It's a shame he eventually fixed that one. I almost bought it.
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didn’t he wear this one to the family thanksgiving gathering?
 
PetiteFeet said:
I wanted one, too. It's so fucking funny, dood. That one and "People suck, I need a beer".
The women's shirt with "goodess" was great as well.
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I wouldn’t have the balls to wear it in public but his “I’d rather beat off to women then beat women” is the all timer for me. It’s so very Josh in every way.
Cranking hog, not using proper grammar, respectful of the big titty goth girls. TWU
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Losing that job at Wendy's was the turning point. If someone asked me "what was the single most important event that led to Cobras decline into alcoholism?" I'd point them to August 2016 when the fat fuck from Kentucky called Wendy's headquarters and complained about Josh having "dirty fingernails" (Cobes never handled food. He wiped down tables and filled people drinks) and got him fired. Suddenly he had unlimited free time and didn't have to worry about being too hungover or drunk to work. Then Covid hit a few years later and weens decided to fuel his out of control addiction directly by sending him booze and that was that.
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This is very common opinion the the Cobraverse but I kind of disagree with it. A lot of people forget that he worked as a dishwasher for a coupl of months after he got fired. He probably would have been able to work there for a while if he didn't quit to start selling wands full time. I think that what really caused it was getting kicked out of his second apartment. His second apartment was in a much less central location than his old one which meant that he was hanging out with his friends less and wasn't in biking distance to his favorite spots anymore. That and him discovering doordash meaning he didn't have to leave his apartment to get food or booze is what really ruined him.
 
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Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
I wouldn’t have the balls to wear it in public but his “I’d rather beat off to women then beat women” is the all timer for me. It’s so very Josh in every way.
Cranking hog, not using proper grammar, respectful of the big titty goth girls. TWU
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Do you think people would get upset if a woman wore the original shirt? I don't exactly look like a bull dyke but I wonder if people would question the design at all lmfao.
It's true though, his misspelled shirts with the terrible JPEG images where there's a solid black background are perfectly distilled examples of who he was. Lazy and poor spelling/bad grammar.
 
PetiteFeet said:
It's true though, his misspelled shirts with the terrible JPEG images where there's a solid black background are perfectly distilled examples of who he was. Lazy and poor spelling/bad grammar
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and yet incredibly charming
 
PetiteFeet said:
Do you think people would get upset if a woman wore the original shirt? I don't exactly look like a bull dyke but I wonder if people would question the design at all lmfao.
It's true though, his misspelled shirts with the terrible JPEG images where there's a solid black background are perfectly distilled examples of who he was. Lazy and poor spelling/bad grammar.
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I honestly don’t know how to answer that. I see it as an individual choice. I wouldn’t be able to cope with the amount of attention drawn. I think if you’re inclined to wear it then wear it. Just keep in mind that absolutely nobody will be in on the joke.
 
What do you think crime is like in Casper, WY these days?
A few years ago there were dudes touching 8-year-old little girls inappropriately on the bus right in front of their moms and beating up elderly ladies at the "liberry" in broad daylight, but at least we had these heroes to lay down the law.



I shudder to think of what things must be like these days. Fuck sickos.
 
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