🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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i now own the coolest shirt ever
 
It’s impressive how much not having Josh around fucking sucks. Honestly as broken up as I was I always figured in the back of my mind some part would clue in that he was just an internet weirdo and sort of get over it. But no, this fucking sucks. Every new stupid fast food gimmick that comes out i’m like “oh dude this’ll be a good, imagine the food hack that Cobes- oh.” And then I’m just looking at an ad for fucking steak nuggets wistfully with a lump in my throat like “Josh would have loved Arby’s™ new for a limited time only Steak Nuggets…”
 
Slim Boglim said:
It’s impressive how much not having Josh around fucking sucks. Honestly as broken up as I was I always figured in the back of my mind some part would clue in that he was just an internet weirdo and sort of get over it. But no, this fucking sucks. Every new stupid fast food gimmick that comes out i’m like “oh dude this’ll be a good, imagine the food hack that Cobes- oh.” And then I’m just looking at an ad for fucking steak nuggets wistfully with a lump in my throat like “Josh would have loved Arby’s™ new for a limited time only Steak Nuggets…”
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i would have loved for josh to go to white castle he would have loved it there.

i was looking at the fast food places in casper and they have a five guys wish he went there more often but he went at least once
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Without Cobes, I've taken to watching people shill weird products on Amazon.

I don't believe this guy is using this silicon lube to blow bubbles, unless bubbles is a chimp.

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E: Oh God- three more in and someone's using a fucking mixer and a water pitcher. Cobes would approve if they added green food dye - or hair dye.
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i've been coping by watching tons of bodycam dui arrest vids and by getting a 3 AM start time job. i miss being unemployed and vibing to josh's videos and bog chron with my free time
 
CobraAngel said:
i've been coping by watching tons of bodycam dui arrest vids and by getting a 3 AM start time job. i miss being unemployed and vibing to josh's videos and bog chron with my free time
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i would trade every other lolcows existance for cobes dude i miss when there was a day where there were no good videos you could always rely on cobes on a dank food hack
 
Rat Friend said:
Earlier I took a walk to a graveyard and had to think about the boy and how the place of the urn in the shelf together with his beloved belongings felt like he had a better place to remember him by than most of these people with their barely personalized graves. Dunno if American graveyards are the same, but these places just feel grim man.
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Most grim and depressing cemeteries are these from the world wars, with seemingly never ending rows of white crosses. This one is in Verdun, France. TMDNWFU youtoob.
 
Slim Jim The Cat said:
So, with Cobes gone and the thread not really doing much anymore, I believe it's time for me to unfollow it. It's kind of just bumming me out coming back here. RIP Cobes. You've all been fun to read/post with, and may we all have unending drink combos until the end of time.
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I understand the sentiment but I don't think I could unfollow this thread. As long as some cool cobra fan uploads a Cobra related project, I'm here. As long as someone is reminiscing about the boy, I'm here.
I'm gonna miss him forever.
 
I found some canned chili in the pantry and food hacked that bastard with bacon, corn, more beans, shredded cheese, jalapeños and ate it with some tortilla chips and a Monster Juiced Mango Loco.

MDWU
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
We need a repo somewhere before everyone just feels bad and DFEs. @SeizureRobot5000 I swear to Puff, man..
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Not gonna happen... I'll own everything I've said about Josh. I was prepared to get some heat for some of the more insulting things I've said, but found that the community considers scrubbing content far more heinous. lol I'd feel too much like a war criminal blowing up all the evidence of my dark deeds.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Not gonna happen... I'll own everything I've said about Josh. I was prepared to get some heat for some of the more insulting things I've said, but found that the community considers scrubbing content far more heinous. lol I'd feel too much like a war criminal blowing up all the evidence of my dark deeds.
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What you consider bad is nothing compared to what the redditors said about him. Everyone knows how you felt about Josh. Don't sweat it dude.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Not gonna happen... I'll own everything I've said about Josh. I was prepared to get some heat for some of the more insulting things I've said, but found that the community considers scrubbing content far more heinous. lol I'd feel too much like a war criminal blowing up all the evidence of my dark deeds.
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You made ART, but so did PC. I'm glad you'll keep up what we have. It'd be nice if you and Chauncey might eventually consider a retrospective when it's less raw. If there's anyone who could pull a smile out of this, it's the two of you- piss drunk.

Edit: I speel guudly tew.
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
Not gonna happen... I'll own everything I've said about Josh. I was prepared to get some heat for some of the more insulting things I've said, but found that the community considers scrubbing content far more heinous. lol I'd feel too much like a war criminal blowing up all the evidence of my dark deeds.
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epic dude. you could be pretty edgy towards josh sometimes but will could be at times you more than made up for it by humanizing him for sure
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
It'd be nice if you and Chauncey might eventually consider a retrospective when it's less raw. If there's anyone who could pull a smile out of this, it's the two of you- piss drunk.
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ngl, I've been relistening to Snake Bones for the umpteenth time and the episodes on favourite moments, Josh & Drinks, Cobra and Fashion and Gifts & Gags all feel like the basis of a retrospective on Josh as an internet personality. The criticism that comes from a place of genuine fondness towards the boy and the depth of knowledge on display by Seizure, Chauncey, Harry Boothole (I think) and BallParkFranks in their respective episodes really helps me deal with the fact that Josh isn't here anymore.

I've fully accepted that there might not be another Snake Bones episode and I think it's cool if the parties involved in creating Cobra content in general just want to move on, I respect that we all have our own way of dealing with grief (especially when it's such a bizarre, parasocial situation as with Josh) and I'm more than ready for people to move onto another topic entirely. We still have amazing content that won't get removed, per Seizure's word anyway, and I love his whacky sense of creativity even if it isn't Cobra related.
The celebration of life from Clint really put a full stop of Josh' story for me. If Bitesize continues his documentaries? Great! I'm here for it. If he doesn't? I'll give his new content a try.
What I won't do is check out Bog Chron's new content. I saw a bit of it on a Chauncey stream and I don't think I could laugh at another literal retard again. I'll stick to cows like Anisa Jomha, and keep Josh in my heart.
 
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