🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Just wanted to say I've been a cobes fan from years back ever since discovering this thread, always lurked but never really said anything. Even though he passed I still occasionally come here thinking "Wonder what Josh's been up to- oh... right :(." Idk what I could add that hasn't been said, Clint is the MVP and a great father, rip to the king. TWU.
 

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anliteralidiot said:
Cobes was brought up in the current Nick Oreo stream, because of iDubbbz blaming Kino Casino for his death. And it's just heartwarming seeing the chat flood with TWU and FUCK SICKOS and praise for cobra's magic, and wand-making skills.
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I couldn't believe my ears when Ian said that. It was the most retarded take and most obvious slander I've ever heard in my life. Ashton and Warski need to go after Anisa's husband Billy-Mitchell-Style for that insane slander. It wouldn't be too hard either considering that Anisa and her husband live in Canada too. Hell, Billy would probably even back them with his hot sauce money.
 
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Oprahs_Old_Arm said:
That's not what he told Cowboy State Daily. https://cowboystatedaily.com/2025/0...went-viral-as-the-internets-gothic-kingcobra/
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He also said that in either the stream or the comments about his autopsy. I assume that it was an initial miscommunication due to grief or local news trying to be the first on the scene.

He was going to take him to a regular counselors/therapist meeting and that's when he found him. It doesn't really matter though, the additional info he was doordashing Tampico in the morning and Clint found him in his bed makes me completely believe he just died in his sleep, so hopefully he didn't suffer.

But I do have one thing that's bugging me, and it doesn't really have to do with Josh. @SeizureRobot5000, did the hagraven shopping network get struck down, I can't see it on YouTube. Did Jessica really strike it down now of all times?

Edit: I'm retarded, I was looking in videos and not livestreams. Love your stuff regardless Seizure.
 
i'm still coping hard about the loss of our bad boy. it has gotten easier but i still find myself saying "i can't believe he's gone" or i will watch an old cooking video and after he says something about the grease i almost get mad and say "well, you had to eat that and you fucking died". maybe i'm at the anger phase? idk, he ruled my pathetic life in so many ways

edit: spelling is hard
 
Whatisgoingon said:
He was going to take him to a regular counselors/therapist meeting and that's when he found him. It doesn't really matter though, the additional info he was doordashing Tampico in the morning and Clint found him in his bed makes me completely believe he just died in his sleep, so hopefully he didn't suffer.
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The fact Clint saw the video on Tuesday and only came to get him for counseling on Thursday just makes me wonder. I don't have a screen shot but I saw Clint agree with someone that he assumed it was his appendix. That is an interesting info combo. The Tampico Doordash makes no sense. Josh was chronically online, posting multiple Ozzy memes per day on Facebook that abruptly stopped after the video. Then uses the computer to Doordash Tampico 2 days later mere hours before Clint found him?
 
Earlier I took a walk to a graveyard and had to think about the boy and how the place of the urn in the shelf together with his beloved belongings felt like he had a better place to remember him by than most of these people with their barely personalized graves. Dunno if American graveyards are the same, but these places just feel grim man.
 
had a dream about cobes the other day it was pretty weird because i dont normally have dreams about people. i was just walking down the street and saw him riding his bike and said hi and complimented his bike then he went on his way not really eventful but still kinda cool.


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Earlier I took a walk to a graveyard and had to think about the boy and how the place of the urn in the shelf together with his beloved belongings felt like he had a better place to remember him by than most of these people with their barely personalized graves. Dunno if American graveyards are the same, but these places just feel grim man.
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it depends on the graveyard. some places allow upright headstones that can be decorated and you can even plant some flowers at the grave site. others forbid anything upright and most of the time those places keep everything very dull no flowers allowed and stuff like that.
 
Rat Friend said:
Earlier I took a walk to a graveyard and had to think about the boy and how the place of the urn in the shelf together with his beloved belongings felt like he had a better place to remember him by than most of these people with their barely personalized graves. Dunno if American graveyards are the same, but these places just feel grim man.
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Completely agree. My father in law's ashes are kept in a big ol' box next to the fireplace. A good number of years before his passing they'd moved from a suburb he hated to a lakehouse, and it was easily his favorite place on earth. At the hospital he specifically requested that when my mom in law passed their ashes both be spread into the lake together... he was getting exhausted by that point but made sure to punctuate the request by calling it "the combo."

I know a LOT of fans wish there was a grave for Cobra that you could visit, but I don't trust people to not be so fucking gay. That a-log who tried to kill Clint by sabotaging his tires would probably smash the headstone in the first week. Cobra's setup with all his memorabilia is not only nice but I think it shows their willingness to be reminded of him. It sucks balls but a grave would probably just continue the neverending harassment and ｓｈｉｔ ｔｏｕｃｈｉｎｇ the family experienced. That big bad bald gorilla did an exceptional job and I'm glad we don't have to worry about shitheads defacing a dead man's grave.

lol I gotta admit I like the idea of a comic or something where they'd get caught in the act and brought to a freshly dug plot. The last thing they hear is gravedigger Warlord's dumbass ranting muffled by a cheap plywood coffin and the growing heaps of dirt.

Edit: Are we now seriously doing word filters here? Before I made ｓｈｉｔ ｔｏｕｃｈｉｎｇ into fancy text it automatically became "pozloading my neghole." Is there something I'm missing about the term that would necessitate censoring it?
 
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
Completely agree. My father in law's ashes are kept in a big ol' box next to the fireplace. A good number of years before his passing they'd moved from a suburb he hated to a lakehouse, and it was easily his favorite place on earth. At the hospital he specifically requested that when my mom in law passed their ashes both be spread into the lake together... he was getting exhausted by that point but made sure to punctuate the request by calling it "the combo."

I know a LOT of fans wish there was a grave for Cobra that you could visit, but I don't trust people to not be so fucking gay. That a-log who tried to kill Clint by sabotaging his tires would probably smash the headstone in the first week. Cobra's setup with all his memorabilia is not only nice but I think it shows their willingness to be reminded of him. It sucks balls but a grave would probably just continue the neverending harassment and ｓｈｉｔ ｔｏｕｃｈｉｎｇ the family experienced. That big bad bald gorilla did an exceptional job and I'm glad we don't have to worry about shitheads defacing a dead man's grave.

lol I gotta admit I like the idea of a comic or something where they'd get caught in the act and brought to a freshly dug plot. The last thing they hear is gravedigger Warlord's dumbass ranting muffled by a cheap plywood coffin and the growing heaps of dirt.

Edit: Are we now seriously doing word filters here? Before I made ｓｈｉｔ ｔｏｕｃｈｉｎｇ into fancy text it automatically became "pozloading my neghole." Is there something I'm missing about the term that would necessitate censoring it?
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Trolls were recently doing gayops on Cyrax’s family members’ graves and destroying them so you know a-logs would destroy Cobes’ grave in a heartbeat.

And Null openly said he hates the terms “touching the p o o p” and “touching the s h i t” so that’s why they automatically become “pozloading my neghole.”
 
ASeabear8952 said:
And Null openly said he hates the terms “touching the p o o p” and “touching the s h i t” so that’s why they automatically become “pozloading my neghole.”
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rofl that's unexpected. This forum survived because of his efforts so I'm not gonna get mad over it.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
Trolls were recently doing gayops on Cyrax’s family members’ graves and destroying them so you know a-logs would destroy Cobes’ grave in a heartbeat.
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The images were all edited AFAIK. I don't think anyone gives enough of a shit about Raxx to actually hunt down the gravestones and destroy them.
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I didn't follow Cobes closely, but it's still sad to see him categorized as a "Lolcow of History." 😞
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I wouldn't read too much into it. Lolcow has such a loose definition in Internet culture. I agree it doesn't feel that befitting of Josh but people will call anyone that they do not agree with or do not see eye to eye with a lolcow and try to over exaggerate...

There is a very popular YouTuber, Urinating Tree, that will call sports teams and athletes "lolcow of the week" but they will be worth millions to billions of dollars and will be considered by most in society a huge success. The term has been very watered down.

To me the Internet's definition is far too broad to even consider it a serious label lol

I personally don't find Josh to be lolcow but rather an eccentric and fascinating person but he is one to a chronically online 15 yr old who sees Cobra out of context on TikTok.

It is what it is Toobz
 
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Dokkaebi Is Calling said:
I wouldn't read too much into it. Lolcow has such a loose definition in Internet culture. I agree it doesn't feel that befitting of Josh but people will call anyone that they do not agree with or do not see eye to eye with a lolcow and try to over exaggerate...

There is a very popular YouTuber, Urinating Tree, that will call sports teams and athletes "lolcow of the week" but they will be worth millions to billions of dollars and will be considered by most in society a huge success. The term has been very watered down.

To me the Internet's definition is far too broad to even consider it a serious label lol

I personally don't find Josh to be lolcow but rather an eccentric and fascinating person but he is one to a chronically online 15 yr old who sees Cobra out of context on TikTok.

It is what it is Toobz
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Josh was a lolcow by the definition of people watching his content and milking him for lulz. Had he been born in an age without the internet, he would've been the village retard.
If you compare Josh' content and general internet presence, you can compare him to Chris Chan on a lot of points. CWC is the lolcow.

I agree with you, the term has been watered down quite a bit and any random retard who goes viral on tiktok doesn't equate to them being a lolcow. There's a certain vibe or invisible parameter that makes someone a lolcow, even if you don't necessarily think so yourself, and that is the fact that you can milk them for lulz/content.
A millionaire can be a lolcow, just as someone on welfare benefits can be a lolcow. It's their behaviour and how people receive that behaviour.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Josh was a lolcow by the definition of people watching his content and milking him for lulz. Had he been born in an age without the internet, he would've been the village retard.
If you compare Josh' content and general internet presence, you can compare him to Chris Chan on a lot of points. CWC is the lolcow.

I agree with you, the term has been watered down quite a bit and any random retard who goes viral on tiktok doesn't equate to them being a lolcow. There's a certain vibe or invisible parameter that makes someone a lolcow, even if you don't necessarily think so yourself, and that is the fact that you can milk them for lulz/content.
A millionaire can be a lolcow, just as someone on welfare benefits can be a lolcow. It's their behaviour and how people receive that behaviour.
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Josh would have fit comfortably alongside guys like David Gonterman or Ray Jones back in the bad old days. Just some weird guy putting out bizarre ramblings to the world". I think a point can be made that there's a KingCobraJFS in every town. I can think of a few old classmates I wouldn't be shocked to see ended up in very Cobra-like lifestyles.
 
Nana Feeder 9k said:
David Gonterman
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Joshiekins Snakefire to you, dood.

I hate to break it to you, but Gonterman was definitely on his way to being a sex pest. There was an arc where he had an underage online girlfriend, all of his weird proclivities, and I seem to recall him spazzing out and trying to do a DFE several times.

Josh was just unapologetically Josh.
 
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