🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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AnOminous said:
I don't really believe that. His heart gave out but it was probably also under serious stress. Vomiting and shitting strenuously really has a toll. That's why so many people die on the crapper.
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I knew a trucker who died of a heart attack while taking a shit. He was in his 40s. He was a nice and funny guy and I miss him.
 
Is 6’04 the same as 6’4”? I’m a retard when it comes to numbers so that’s a legit question.

I knew a guy who died at 35 from a heart attack. He also was a very heavy drinker. Didn’t weigh much though.
 
The Browns rookie QB looks like a sexy Hawaiian version of our lord and savior.

Does anyone else see the resemblance? Or am I just seeing his face everywhere now (he rules my sad pathetic life)?

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Johnny Dang said:
The Browns rookie QB looks like a sexy Hawaiian version of our lord and savior.

Does anyone else see the resemblance? Or am I just seeing his face everywhere now (he rules my sad pathetic life)?

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He's too handsome and normal looking to be Cobes. I assume you're referring to his neanderthal brow that's kinda prominent, but otherwise I don't see it. Sorry.
 
Johnny Dang said:
The Browns rookie QB looks like a sexy Hawaiian version of our lord and savior.

Does anyone else see the resemblance? Or am I just seeing his face everywhere now (he rules my sad pathetic life)?

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He's got kinda the same brows, but his eyes and lips are normal. If he had the big carp upper lip, it'd be perfect
 
Trinketdot said:
This proves how bad Cobra was at understanding abstract reasoning. Height was potentially a concept he could not grasp, just like money.
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Going from what Clint said in his celebration of life it feels that our boy really did suffer the worst of fates when it comes to being retarded. Smart enough to know he was disabled but too retarded to do anything about it. I guess thats why I always felt I had a connection to the Boglim. Knowing I have slight retardation but recieved adequate care to know the pitfalls my retardation can put me through and push through it...
 
Just something I was thinking about earlier; when insufficient oxygen is being delivered to the bloodstream, the heart will work harder to compensate. I'm wondering if Cobra's lungs were working at a low enough capacity that he was regularly experiencing tachycardia (bpm over 100). I would also surmise that Cobra was chronically dehydrated, which forces the heart to work harder. By the end of his bad night spent puking and shitting he was likely depleted of fluids and maybe even electrolytes, which would help with sending signals to the heart for it to keep working.

For what it's worth, I have been reading about sudden cardiac arrest (SCA), where the heart will just completely stop beating. This is very different from a heart attack/infarction, where the heart is still beating but a blockage cuts off blood flow. If Cobra experienced a SCA, he legitimately would have just died painlessly in his sleep. Even if you're awake and have a SCA, you quickly pass out and it's over (unless someone gets your heart beating again). I really hope that Cobra just had a SCA and the report's "heart attack" was more of a blanket term for his heart stopping. This is even more cope but knowing that he looked as if he was still sleeping when Clint discovered him versus sprawled out after being in a state of panic makes me think it could have been a SCA.

An infarction is painful enough to wake you up out of your sleep, and based on Clint's description I don't think Cobra ever actually woke up... iirc Clint even thought Cobra was still sleeping at first, right? I know this shit is grim to talk about but I'm personally glad to know Cobra may not have experienced any pain. It would have been like a thief in the night.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Just something I was thinking about earlier; when insufficient oxygen is being delivered to the bloodstream, the heart will work harder to compensate. I'm wondering if Cobra's lungs were working at a low enough capacity that he was regularly experiencing tachycardia (bpm over 100). I would also surmise that Cobra was chronically dehydrated, which forces the heart to work harder. By the end of his bad night spent puking and shitting he was likely depleted of fluids and maybe even electrolytes, which would help with sending signals to the heart for it to keep working.
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Gum disease also has been found to have links to heart inflammation. His heart possibly constantly being inflamed and damaged by being starved of oxygen repeatedly by his smoking/duster habit and already weak lungs from birth. Then being severely dehydrated and stressed by whatever gastro malady he was facing, yeah. It seems possible. Of course it's not a guarantee since the heart can fail several ways, but I do hope he passed without pain as well.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
Cobra was chronically dehydrated, which forces the heart to work harder
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He was too young, anyway. Even if his blood pressure was through the roof, he would still hang in there for a few years showing symptons before his heart gave out. I think the dehydration/constant drink/possible liver or kidney damage probably lead to some electrolyte imbalance and that's what made his heart stop. That's how spooky skelly skeletons (aka anorexic girls) usually die.
 
Cobes was brought up in the current Nick Oreo stream, because of iDubbbz blaming Kino Casino for his death. And it's just heartwarming seeing the chat flood with TWU and FUCK SICKOS and praise for cobra's magic, and wand-making skills.
 
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