🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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any time I see a new notif and it's from here, the [inactive] tag makes me so upset. I really should unwatch this thread but I don't want to let go.
NOOL I BEG OF YOU! I will give you all of the meats and all of the cheeses you can wish from Europe if you just change the tag to [lolcow of legend] or [sexy goth badboy RIP]
I think it was @SeizureRobot5000 who said this would make a great noise track, and I have to say he would be correct. I've been getting really into noise lately and I'm very tempted to have that looping in a track.
been watching literally all of Seiz' streams and I've made it to Cobra in a Coma, he uses that sound loop when Cobes "goes critical". It's so fucking funny but the livestreams in general are very bittersweet, the heart attack, the swelling etc, all of it was called years ago by other viewers calling in. TMDNWU.
 
Does anyone have the video of Josh saying all the different heights that he is? Someone here asked how tall he actually was, and when that was posted in response I LOL'd out loud for real.

AI slop creation thread tax.
 

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can somebody explain why he is wearing jean shorts over pajama bottoms for the love of god

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i suspected it was his winter wear, apparently he didnt have much in the way of warm clothing? which is odd because he lived in wyoming.
of course he also might have just been incredibly fashion forward, youre right.
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When I was a wee boy I did something similar (long johns and shorts) a couple of times when it was cold and it made my mom laugh.
 
absolute classic, thats a staple. dethawed, moneterization, ooooohweee, it is what it is, thing of it is, fuck your sky god, skrimps.
now that i think of it my all time favourite had to be when he was beyond bungled and would just make those vocalizations. the groans of agony from deep within his soul. his inner demons trying to escape lol
If enough Cobra cult members start using Cobraisms like "No skin off my shoes" or "Trust and believe" in their daily life then it'll enter the English lexicon and live on forever.
 
Found this absolutely primo AI sloppa song on Poast, think you guys will appreciate it
 
“Ughnughnughnughnughnughnugh”
I wish I knew what he was talking about, the sound is killing me though. He was so expressive and animated. 1st apartment supremacy toobz.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1I1lX9VXFig
This video kinda reminds me of some of the videos chris chan made during the time when his pseye started malfunctioning after years of abuse. The original audios for a few of those food review/drink combo videos where Cobes overlayed random music tracks is also lost media I guess.
 
What’s even the point of this? He’s dead? You’re not gonna troll him. The most you’ll achieve is fucking with Exhumed who isn’t profiting off of what he sells from Josh at this point and has proven to be donating to all proceeds to charity. What is there to achieve? Also look what a gross weasel this dude is, posing as a fan and playing dumb in order to manipulate people while revealing his true intent in the group. How sad and pathetic can your cobra-ruled life possibly be this is what you spend your time on. Truly the behavior of somebody with no friends or loved ones who wants them around.
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God I wish those tards would leave him the hell alone, let the poor boy rest in peace already. They're just upset they lost their plaything. Cobes clearly still rules their sad pathetic lives so the group name isn't wrong.
They won’t. They’re terminally online losers who can’t live without tapping the glass. Their whole identity is the internet/lolcows. I’m just surprised that the animal shelter didn’t get bombarded by phone calls/swatting yet.
 
“I don’t know this Charlie guy toobz he looks like a sicko but someone said he had kids. Pour one out for his kids and fuck sickos man”
woke assholes attacked ozzy after he died now there fucking shooting people honestly youtube im SICK OF IT
 
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