🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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“The online celebration of life for Josh will be on Sunday, September 21st at 7:00pm Mountain Daylight Time”.

^^^https://www.newcomercasper.com/obituaries/joshua-saunders
Ah, fuck. Yup. That was the tearjerker for me. Genuinely such a gentle soul. How in the fucking *WORLD* could someone that was a Satanist have such a big heart??? Don't give money to the family, give the money to the local humane society. Fuck me. I'm keeping Josh in my prayers for the foreseeable future. I hope he's up there right now and he'll be able to hear them. I hope he cracks a smile while he's shooting the shit with Ozzy in some dingy-ass Heaven bar.

R.I.P. CobraJFS.
 
Why the fuck are you digging up court records on that dumb bitch? Why are you trying to dox an ‘alog’ and a bunch of other gay shit?

One of the core tenets of The Farms is you look but don’t touch. We don’t white knight and go after people we don’t like. The general idea is you don’t interact at all. We are not part of the story. There is no culpability for being an alog piece of shit where we find out and get you.
the fuck are you talking about.
posting someones court records isn't "going after them".
plenty of this shit already exists in the gorlworld threads, it's nothing new anyways.

She's gained about a hundred pounds since she sent her nudes to Nader to own Chantal. For content!

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i thought it was Fae, don't worry buddy
better not have a middle name that makes you sound like a fairy, boy!
 
Why the fuck are you digging up court records on that dumb bitch? Why are you trying to dox an ‘alog’ and a bunch of other gay shit?

One of the core tenets of The Farms is you look but don’t touch. We don’t white knight and go after people we don’t like. The general idea is you don’t interact at all. We are not part of the story. There is no culpability for being an alog piece of shit where we find out and get you.
Did you buy Cobes duster before or after your 2021 join date?
 
I got this from a fortune cookie at panda express
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Why the fuck are you digging up court records on that dumb bitch? Why are you trying to dox an ‘alog’ and a bunch of other gay shit?

One of the core tenets of The Farms is you look but don’t touch. We don’t white knight and go after people we don’t like. The general idea is you don’t interact at all. We are not part of the story. There is no culpability for being an alog piece of shit where we find out and get you.
Several pages back, the conversation was about duster, and people who sent him duster. Messica suggested people send him duster.

If Josh's family wishes to pursue future litigation against the shit stains who hastened his child's demise, then accessible information on anyone involved would be helpful. Messica was not a random "alog" she was actively involved in manipulating his life first hand. She did everything you're chimping at me about.

Calm down.
 
Honest to SKYGOD if anybody desecrates KCJFS's grave I hope they get everything coming to them.

People leave Pepsi and things on Eric the Midget's grave, it's a tribute and ETM is beloved. If people leave appropriate tributes on King Cobra's grave because they love and appreciate him, it should be fine.
i think it would be cool if people could leave their own handmade wands or whatever at cobras grave but i imagine i would become bothersome over time.

i do agree clint should keep his ashes in an urn or put them somewhere secret and never tell anyone but family because i know for a fact a certain bog witch will almost assuredly go to his grave and try to fuck with it or something. not to mention the alogs who might try and dig him up.

its a shame clint would never consider hiring any kiwis to just sit at his grave all day and shoot at any weens with a pellet gun or something.
 
Change.org petition bannered and I'm watching full govt names roll through on the signing list- if you're gonna sign, small reminder for the regarded amungus, don't fucking display your full name.
 
Can we put together a list of places to visit in Casper? I'd like to visit there one day and run a gauntlet of visiting Cobra related locations. Maybe call it the Cobra tour? I think it'd be fun
 
Can we put together a list of places to visit in Casper? I'd like to visit there one day and run a gauntlet of visiting Cobra related locations. Maybe call it the Cobra tour? I think it'd be fun

I would dub it the "Cobras Hood" (bad pun) our equivalent of the Hajj to the Holy City of Casper.

Including:

- His Burgerking before job corps (drive-by optional)
- former apartment 1 (drive-by)
-His Wendy's (mandatory to eat at)
- the Pawnshop (it had a weird name) where he tried to buy a guitar out of his salary range but ended up with a keyboard he never used because Clint gave the owner a piece of his mind. He also almost sold his bike here iirc.
- The office bar and grill where he worked for a bit with homeboy scotty the dish master (rip) (not sure if still open). (Drive by)
- Walmart he never got hired at (optional).
-The bar he used to go to is closed now (the karaoke one) I believe? Wasn't it called Sun or Sunrise or something? There was another the owner owned that he went to. i am unsure if this was the one he got kicked from or not bc weens. (Drive by)
- former apartment 2 (drive-by)
-Trailer park (drive-by)

BONUS (weather permitting):
- go shooting out in the wilds
- go to county fair if it's in town
- Find a belltower or big clock
- Perform a foodhack in the holy city.


Rules: Start with a monster energy drink of your choice. You must listen to Ozzy or Cradle of Filth as well as Cobes' songs. Drive by the locations, preferably in order or lore. Preferably 🤘 in a pic in front of each location or some other Gothic Cobes approved thing (bonus for black nails and bringing your of-age gf). You MUST eat at Wendy's. Preferably, perform a foodhack while there.

No sicko stuff like going to new tenants apartments, Clint's house etc.. This is a respectful pilgrimage for our dark lord.
 
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I would dub the "Cobras Hood" (bad pun)

Including:

- His Burgerking before job corps (drive-by optional)
- former apartment 1 drive-by
-His Wendy's (mandatory to eat at)
- the Pawnshop (it had a weird name) where he tried to buy a guitar out of his salary range but ended up with a keyboard he never used because Clint gave rhe owner a piece of his mind.
- The office bar and grill where he worked for a bit with homeboy scotty the dish master (rip) (not sure if still open).
- Walmart he never got hired at (optional).
-The bar he used to go to is closed now (the karaoke one) I believe? Wasn't it called Sun or Sunrise or something? There was another the owner owned that he went to. i am unsure if this was the one he got kicked from or not bc weens.
- former apartment 2 drive-by

BONUS (weather permitting):
- go shooting out in the wilds
- go to county fair if it's in town
Frosties, BOY. (Preceded by "My Asshole Trolls Got Me Banned From")
 
casper seems like a nice place to visit. especially if you're into the american outdoors.
just popping into a random place on google maps, it has really beautiful views.
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check this out, that's pretty fuckin rad sculpture at the county library
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FUCKING NERDS
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anyways, it actually looks like its a really nice place.
it's not just like a desolate town, theres stuff there.
its a little bit "in the past" but in a sort of nice wholesome american midwest kind of way.
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water parks
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skate parks.

casper actually seems really nice TBQH

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FUCKIN PLANETARIUM

man casper is dope, theres a lot of fucking shit to do here lmao
 
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casper seems like a nice place to visit. especially if you're into the american outdoors.
just popping into a random place on google maps, it has really beautiful views.
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I've been through the area and it's very pretty for hiking and it has good sunsets. There's wild antelope that are cute and ground squirrels. However the area does have some dangerous wildlife (not the ones that stayed at Cobes' apartments) so beware if you're hiking and carry protection especially with mountain lions around.

One warning is beware of the wind in Wyoming, it is no joke. Go slower than you think down the highway to stay safe. It's a very small town . The Cobra's Hood wouldn't take much time at all.
 
I would dub it the "Cobras Hood" (bad pun) our equivalent of the Hajj to the Holy City of Casper.

Including:

- His Burgerking before job corps (drive-by optional)
- former apartment 1 (drive-by)
-His Wendy's (mandatory to eat at)
- the Pawnshop (it had a weird name) where he tried to buy a guitar out of his salary range but ended up with a keyboard he never used because Clint gave the owner a piece of his mind. He also almost sold his bike here iirc.
- The office bar and grill where he worked for a bit with homeboy scotty the dish master (rip) (not sure if still open). (Drive by)
- Walmart he never got hired at (optional).
-The bar he used to go to is closed now (the karaoke one) I believe? Wasn't it called Sun or Sunrise or something? There was another the owner owned that he went to. i am unsure if this was the one he got kicked from or not bc weens. (Drive by)
- former apartment 2 (drive-by)
-Trailer park (drive-by)

BONUS (weather permitting):
- go shooting out in the wilds
- go to county fair if it's in town
- Find a belltower or big clock
- Perform a foodhack in the holy city.


Rules: Start with a monster energy drink of your choice. You must listen to Ozzy or Cradle of Filth as well as Cobes' songs. Drive by the locations, preferably in order or lore. Preferably 🤘 in a pic in front of each location or some other Gothic Cobes approved thing (bonus for black nails and bringing your of-age gf). You MUST eat at Wendy's. Preferably, perform a foodhack while there.

No sicko stuff like going to new tenants apartments, Clint's house etc.. This is a respectful pilgrimage for our dark lord.
You can't forget to get fucked up on genetic absinthe while playing with a ouija board at highland cemetery!
 
I miss Cobes. I've put off posting anything cause I've only ghost followed the thread and never really commented. Its weird to say, because Cobes is a very strang dude... but I liked him because I saw myself in him, projected back to me. I laughed at him, sure, but in a lot of ways, he helped me. Because of him, I made appointments to fix my teeth, I cut back on drinking, and I made efforts to be more social and hang out with friends. Josh made me a better person and lifted me up when I was sad. He made me laugh, cringe, cry, and now he's gone. This post is gay as fuck, but damn I'm really going to miss this weird mf.

I think a lot of Cobra watchers felt this way. Some saw this as an opportunity for growth and self improvement. Meanwhile alogging losers saw this as a reason to attack and villify him since they hate themselves and are too weak to do anything to improve their own station.
 
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