🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Aborted Drink Combo]

My post on his obituary got deleted because I said I would see him in hell (but I meant it positively, hail satan, fuck your sky god). I'm glad Clint is doing this for us, lord knows he has every reason to shut us all out because of the faggot trolls. I hope Cobra knows that he was right about literally everything.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I sent s dollar to the humane society with a message saying it was for him. So the workers there will learn what a lolcow is.

RIP weird drunkard King Cobra

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Like that wand that was selling on ebay, some of his music releases are selling for big money on discogs. Not sure how long they've been listed https://www.discogs.com/artist/6111038-King-Cobra-10

 

[Brutality]

The 21st night of september is gonna have new meaning

 

[noonnoodle]

I hope they make a pet food combo

 

[Rotogravure]

Crossposting from the WPLACE thread, but if you have not checked in on the Cobes Memorial that popped up in Casper recently, it has expanded exponentially and is very heartwarming.

 

[readytopeach]

Like that wand that was selling on ebay, some of his music releases are selling for big money on discogs. Not sure how long they've been listed https://www.discogs.com/artist/6111038-King-Cobra-10

Why the fuck would anyone buy a digital version of music that's on youtube for free? I can understand if it was the tapes, but that's extra retarded. And they're just straight up admitting it's because he's dead. Greedy faggot

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

“The online celebration of life for Josh will be on Sunday, September 21st at 7:00pm Mountain Daylight Time”.

^^^https://www.newcomercasper.com/obituaries/joshua-saunders

So mote it be

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Jessica Messica is a fat Gorl World parasite troll who helped orchestrate and facilitate a lot of the NAL saga for content. This is a clip compilation. Timestamped to 20:33 where she encourages people to send him duster.

It's been archived and uploaded elsewhere to the site already.

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/7815/7815934-870119ea34a54958f1beb431a2bb5a35.mp4

 

[JaneThough]

Jessica Messica is a fat Gorl World parasite troll who helped orchestrate and facilitate a lot of the NAL saga for content. This is a clip compilation. Timestamped to 20:33 where she encourages people to send him duster.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=et3x3cDqyK0:1233
It's been archived and uploaded elsewhere to the site already.

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/7815/7815934-870119ea34a54958f1beb431a2bb5a35.mp4

Better not get caught encouraging people to send duster to Cobes BOY

 

[pooterino]

Crossposting from the WPLACE thread, but if you have not checked in on the Cobes Memorial that popped up in Casper recently, it has expanded exponentially and is very heartwarming.

KingCobraJFS in Castlevania font and a giant Papa Jahn's Garlic Butter have me crying tears of joy:

Spoiler: JAWWWWSH

 

[readytopeach]

Jessica Messica is a fat Gorl World parasite troll who helped orchestrate and facilitate a lot of the NAL saga for content.

Pretty funny how she's just completely latched herself to the likes of Hekate and acts like this shit didn't happen. But I digress...

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Dawg, autism literally cannot be cured. It's a neurological condition that was predetermined at some point in utero. Autism Speaks literally funds research for screening tests that tell expecting parents whether or not their child will be autistic. Is that a worthwhile cause? Sure... but it also doesn't help that none of their board of directors is remotely neurodivergent in the first place. They're a "charity" / "nonprofit" / whatever on paper, but they damn sure don't do anything to make the lives of parents who have genuinely autistic kids any easier.

70 percent of autism has genetic causes. Like, an actual genetic cause. And he also had an intellectual disability, making a genetic condition even more likely. Earlier in the thread, like way earlier, I theorized it was fragile X and I still think that. It’s not fas because his mom Laura looks like an exact copy of him.m and fas is not inherited. And she had psychological problems as well, according to Clint.

 

[bookers]

Some of these are great.
Laughed at "little squeezers (not a sponsor)" and the fucking broken cigarette

also the "no skin off my shoes" lol

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Pretty sad. Didn't realize how much I came to The Farms just to catch up on Cobes.

Do you know if Clint has put Cobes' in the group cemetery, yet?

 

[harmacist]

Jessica Messica is a fat Gorl World parasite troll who helped orchestrate and facilitate a lot of the NAL saga for content. This is a clip compilation. Timestamped to 20:33 where she encourages people to send him duster.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=et3x3cDqyK0:1233
It's been archived and uploaded elsewhere to the site already.

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/7815/7815934-870119ea34a54958f1beb431a2bb5a35.mp4

I never heard this. What a fucking stupid cunt

 

[ASeabear8952]

wasn't he on the rise, his sub count went from 50k to 100k from 2023 to 2024, and after he got his channel back this year he got like an extra 10k.

He gained over 20,000 subs since his death.

How many other kids does Clint have?

He has two daughters with Cobes’ stepmother.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Pretty sad. Didn't realize how much I came to The Farms just to catch up on Cobes.

Do you know if Clint has put Cobes' in the group cemetery, yet?

No, he might be on ice for the toxicology report, and even then Clint shouldn't tell anyone when he's buried. Too many crazies.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Jessica Messica is a fat Gorl World parasite troll who helped orchestrate and facilitate a lot of the NAL saga for content. This is a clip compilation. Timestamped to 20:33 where she encourages people to send him duster.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=et3x3cDqyK0:1233
It's been archived and uploaded elsewhere to the site already.

https://uploads.kiwifarms.st/data/video/7815/7815934-870119ea34a54958f1beb431a2bb5a35.mp4

Could it be possible that she meant this in some weird joking way? From what i've seen of messica, she seemed to have a soft spot for Cobes. But even in a joking manner, that's still pretty fucked up though since people actually did it.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I was doing something at work the other day and thought to myself "the last time I did this, king cobra was still alive".

I think I'll always use "that's the thing of it toobs" and other catch phrases. He'll rule my sad pathetic life until I die or alzheimers my brain away.