🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Yeah...

He lied about Fun-sized Felicia as he was rightly embarrassed (for once) about what had transpired. The lie was so implausible it was like something a child would come up with. Fuck's sake, Cobes. :story:
 
part of me feels cwc is going to outlive all of us in some weird cosmic way but it's just what i'm thinking about now.
That’s how it’s always been in reality, the good people are often short lived or have a crappy life whilst the evil sick fucks get to live a life of luxury and pass well in to their 100s
 
Was making "mead" which resulted in him consuming 10KG (20LBS) of just raw granular sugar in a couple of months not including the honey, cookies, sodas, juices, and alcohols that he also added to it
Very concise post, and I agree his death warrant was signed when he lost the first apartment, there was a striking before and after and at the new place it was super rare you ever saw him upload outdoor or social videos. 10 fucking pounds of sugar per jar of mead was insane and probably turbocharged his tooth loss and other health issues
 
Not sure if anybody cares but I thought I'd mention it here, streamer PayMoneyWubby is going to be doing a dedicated Cobes cooking stream cooking some of his (in)famous dishes as a memoriam for him tonight at around 4:30PST, I know it's not really related to Josh himself but might be a fun time and probably also a shitshow to grieve and reminisce, sorry for bringing up a streamer of all things but figure I'd share
 
No, probably won't hear anything about a completed report for at least a month or two. As I am sure they are going to do a full toxicology report if Clint requests it.
I hope he does request a report. It won't change anything, but it'd be nice to know if he blacked out or was sleeping before he was done in by whatever was going on. As opposed to writhing in agony and unable to call for help after he tardsmashed another iPhone.

It'd also eliminate or confirm the poisoning suspicions, but... people be acting like alcohol isn't a poison all on its own in the quantities our boy had been consuming before and after Ozzy's death.
 
I always passed up his videos, I just didn't see the point in watching them when it seemed to be some cyraxxx chan shit thanks to youtubers making their videos seem like "wHaT wIll He Dooo NExT!" clickbait, and I never clicked.... but of course Only death is real, some Samuel Klemins shit...after death everyone wants get on the "Oh he was so cool train"... well I finally looked into Joshes videos and damn, reminds me of people I knew growing up that were discarded ...definitely not some trash lolcow as I assumed, sorry he had to go the way he did. Now this morning I went to get cigarettes and saw on the counter these chocolates that Josh used in making a super burrito and its like damn. r.i.p.
 
Yeah, even in the Conquistadors he was doing better. I think his decline really started to accelerate once he moved into the trailer. Not to mention all the close friends and Ozzy who he lost in such a short amount of time as well.
The trailer was called "the coffin" or "the tomb" for a good reason. The boy entered a sharp decline as soon as he moved in and his food hacks went from insane to inedible burnt black slop. Video and livestream quality went way down too. I don't think a single good thing happened for cobes in the trailer (asides from maybe the interview krystal had with warlord and cobes), it was a depressing ass place that represented his post-Jessica mindset of capitulation to decay.

And speaking of Jessica there's zero reason to ever pay attention to that gross hag again now that cobes is gone, unless it's revealed he was poisoned.
 
No court is going to restrict the ability to send/accept orders of alcohol to/from someone else or someone else’s address on the 0.00001% chance it’s part of some scheme to make an autistic (who isn’t autistic enough to be deemed legally incapable of making adult decisions) drink himself to death. It is what is toobz.
They should have the same liability as anyone else who dispenses alcohol, whether a bar or a liquor store, and not be allowed to provide it to anyone obviously intoxicated. It's a pretty mild requirement because obviously a bar is going to be serving more than one beverage to most patrons, but they're held liable (sometimes criminally) when someone is beyond a certain level of drunk.

I mean obviously someone can work around this by just mailing it (illegal without a license) or FedExing it or whatever (also not allowed by FedEx rules but they don't really check) but that's a little different.
 
How could I be so dumb? I was thinking “Holy shit, young Clint looked like Ozzy, what a head of hair he had!”
Welp, it’s a funny T-shirt.
To be fair, it’s an incredibly tame picture of Ozzy. I could see making that assumption on first glance.
All very valid points here.

The BK crown is because she's hanging onto the illegitimate 'Queen' title for dear life. NAL's like Camilla except she was thrown in bin before she could fully get her tendrils in. :story:
She’s also like Camilla with the unrestrained alcoholism.
Well the Batverse without Batman is Gotham.

Another bleak place.

I recall that in one of the old Christian Bale Batman movies, it was implied that, Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character would take Bruce Wayne’s place as Batman.

Perhaps we need to appeal to Gordon-Levitt?
Would he make a good Cobes?

He likes to do arty low budget experimental stuff.

Maybe he could live in character as Cobes for a few years and take over the YouTube channel.

A fitting tribute with many more Boglim adventures to be had?
Ryan Gosling is movie Cobes now and forever.
Wow, that was surprisingly thoughtful. I like the way you think. As long as it's not Cooltaste!Cool taste!

Edit: Just want clarify my feeling on this. Casper is genuinely an interesting place. YourFavoriteSon referred to the appeal being a sort of Americana. I kind of agree with that, in that Casper reminds me of my hood but from like 20 years ago. Interestingly enough, I believe the Mayor told Son that Wyoming was like 10 years behind the rest of the country. There's zero replacement for Josh, but it still could be worthwhile to have an outsider broadcast their life in Casper.
There’s that all white commune in Arkansas. Maybe us Kiwis should see about starting an all lolcow one in Casper.

Ugh I’m way too much of a basic white woman to deny this. The “universe” is speaking.
 
i'm wondering if chris chan's death is going to elicit the same kind of script flip response where everybody suddenly calls him a wholesome artist or whatever
If you can’t see the difference between a weirdo who just did his own thing and a guy who raped his mother, well.

Anyway, fuck sickos!
Clint is also not young, despite his appearance, he is a lot older so he physically doesn’t have the energy anymore to deal with everything
slow down there fren. I think many here would agree that early to mid 50s is not “a lot older” and Clint looks pretty fit.

It’s funny the older I get how shocking it is what the young consider super old. He’s not Gandalph the grey here.
i think more people will be happy that Chris chan's reign of terror is finally over. Chris chan lost a lot of white knights after the barb thing.
People forget when that all went down. I’m not in the Chrischanverse but just being active here you couldn’t ignore it. In real time I watched Null going from actively working to help him sell art to safely get to Bronycon and in general being a mentor, helping him learn to market himself correctly and facilitating money exchange and saving for him. Then IMMEDIATELY dropping it, telling everyone they will get their money back as best he could and condemning Chris.

If you can unironically compare Cobes to Chris, at best you’re just not aware of the depths of Chris’ depravity, at worst you think existing as a boglim and raping* your elderly mother are equal acts.

*had to fix the autocorrect because even iOS was like “nah she can’t mean that”
 
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I've made this while pretty hungover. May the weather always be permitting, King. :semperfidelis:

 
The time he was sent copious amounts of Burger King and vasoline and him getting so grumpy will never not be funny. Sending alcohol, duster and synthetic marijuana is not funny.
And the classic...when someone ordered him a subway sandwich with all the sauces after he just ate something and chat playing his ODD into him eating said slop sandwich to own the trolls
Yeah, even in the Conquistadors he was doing better. I think his decline really started to accelerate once he moved into the trailer. Not to mention all the close friends and Ozzy who he lost in such a short amount of time as well.
I have to disagree, in the old apartment he was able to walk and cycle everywhere, weather permitting. The conquistadors were located in the middle of suburbs, far from the city center or places to cycle to. He started to rely more on clint to take him grocery shopping and to get his mail etc. This is were he started to become more reclusive.

Mid 2021 the wyoming governor signed a bill that allowed alcohol delivery through licensed businesses and by the end of the year he didn't have to leave the apartment anymore for booze if he had money for it. This is also when reddit tards slowly started sending him more and more liquor.
 
i'm wondering if chris chan's death is going to elicit the same kind of script flip response where everybody suddenly calls him a wholesome artist or whatever
Cobra didn't fuck his mom, so there's that.
I think some people actually cared about Chris-Chan enough as their own pet lolcow before he fucked his mom, after that you would have to be crazy to defend him or do anything except laugh at him - even then, now he's boring as fuck to be laughed at, so you'd have to be a redditor fag and constantly insert yourself in Chris' life in some way which is gay.
I think most people were always glad when good things happened to Cobes, like when he ended his dry spell. People were over the moon about it, until they found out Jessica was insane and annoying as fuck. And people were concerned for him, like when he got evicted because of Jessica, people were concerned about his health etc, so Cobra was always well liked by most people.

I feel like there's also a difference between people who laughed at some of Cobra's mannerisms and some of his actions, and people who actively fucked with Cobra by sending him booze or calling the cops on him.
Both were called trolls by Cobra, but i think most of the trolls that were just saying "better not go live, BOY" or tried to bait Cobra into saying something sussy baka knowing he would go into the "I HATE SICKOS MORE THAN I LOVE OZZY, DOOD" were just fans that liked to mess with him to get a reaction, but it was never malicious and those are the people who are still grieving his death, imo.
 
Not sure if anybody cares but I thought I'd mention it here, streamer PayMoneyWubby is going to be doing a dedicated Cobes cooking stream cooking some of his (in)famous dishes as a memoriam for him tonight at around 4:30PST, I know it's not really related to Josh himself but might be a fun time and probably also a shitshow to grieve and reminisce, sorry for bringing up a streamer of all things but figure I'd share
Wubby is one of the few streamers I occasionally watch. Thanks for the heads up, def gonna watch that VOD. Didn't even realize he knew who Cobes was.
 
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