🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[AnOminous]

How can a bar cut you off, but doordash will drop off alcohol as long they can scan your ID and disregarding your intoxication level. Seems to be a lot of room for lawyers to pick that apart.

Yeah this is part of the bullshit of techbros "disrupting" existing shit. They often slip around the laws that previously prohibited something, so they can wreck a regulated industry like taxis or delivery services and just openly break the already existing laws because nobody has figured out yet how to prosecute them for their crimes.

They turn a tidy profit in the meantime.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Yeah this is part of the bullshit of techbros "disrupting" existing shit. They often slip around the laws that previously prohibited something, so they can wreck a regulated industry like taxis or delivery services and just openly break the already existing laws because nobody has figured out yet how to prosecute them for their crimes.

They turn a tidy profit in the meantime.

No. This is just how business works. If you can find a better way of doing business AND sidestep government regulation, you deserve to "disrupt" it, read make a ton of money.

 

[harmacist]

No. This is just how business works. If you can find a better way of doing business AND sidestep government regulation, you deserve to "disrupt" it, read make a ton of money.

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[Love Is Blue]

Honestly, I'm surprised she hasn't just disabled comments entirely

you can't tell her what to do trole

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I know one of the shows that monetized Cobes passing was Lolcow Live. I just want to say that I'm glad he never became a permanent host on that trashy show after their interview. He wouldn't mesh well with all the yelling and fake drama shit they do there, he was above that and Keemstar overall.

 

[dramamine]

Then why even address it?
Why make your channel name your government name, making it so anyone can Google and see your marriage records to Clint Saunders, of Casper, Wyoming? Surely there can't be more than one Clint Saunders, specifically in Casper, right? And there's no doubt Cobes knew, because the troles would be hammering him about it to fuck with him, but he didn't say anything. He knew enough to just shut up about it.

Why couldn't she just shut the fuck up, instead of hurting the boy?

he did know about it, but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and he similarly denied it.
at first, at least.

i could have sworn though, at some point, or maybe through NAL, there was proof of him admitting that he knew the youtube channel was his biological mom's

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Exploitation of a vulnerable adult (Wyoming Statutes § 35‑20‑102)

The big problem is Josh never met the definition of vulnerable adult as defined in the statute, if he were he could have been institutionalized or placed in a group home. A person like that is so impaired mentally or physically they can't take care of themselves without a caretaker and an individual with power of attorney to make decisions on their behalf.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

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Really? How?

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

I know one of the shows that monetized Cobes passing was Lolcow Live. I just want to say that I'm glad he never became a permanent host on that trashy show after their interview. He wouldn't mesh well with all the yelling and fake drama shit they do there, he was above that and Keemstar overall.

Everybody involved in that piece of shit show is a scumbag and I'm glad Josh never stooped to that level

 

[AnOminous]

No. This is just how business works. If you can find a better way of doing business AND sidestep government regulation, you deserve to "disrupt" it, read make a ton of money.

Read kill a bunch of people while dodging the laws preventing it.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

Read kill a bunch of people while dodging the laws preventing it.

If you over-regulate an industry and have it taken over by criminal gangs, another criminal gang will muscle in.

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

Cobra turning down keemstars request for a wand on lolcow live was fucking hilarious to me. He knew he was above them and was not afraid to let it show a little.

 

[Giant Machine]

Wyoming has laws against just this. So Clint doesn't need to be the one to pursue it. It would be up to the Attorney General if they would want to pursue any criminal charges.
At the very least some kind of change to delivery service would happen as a result.
Which could prevent this from happening to someone else in the future.
Maybe call it Josh's law.

That would actually be a good thing but, as we know, nothing ever happens.

 

[harmacist]

Really? How?

bypassing regulations meant to protect people to make profit is jewish. you are trading profit for morals while not creating anything yourself. this is not business, this is a lazy way of taking someone elses idea and stripping the humanity out of it. laws in place to protect people like josh from giving themselves alcohol poisoning are bypassed by companies like doordash. this is how the reddit faggots kept getting jugs of ethanol delivered to his house.

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

Cobra turning down keemstars request for a wand on lolcow live was fucking hilarious to me. He knew he was above them and was not afraid to let it show a little.

I genuinely don't want to meet the people that keep all these "lolcow commentary" channels alive.

I don't even want to say their name to give them clout but I can think of about 5 channels that cannot get any info right, skimmed through the forum, and watched maybe 10 mins of a clips channel and drops a "STEAMING HOT TAKE" that everyone has thought a million times before that has seen that "lolcow" and stretch it out 15 minutes.

Also, wings of redemption crying about how fallout 4 saved his life while talking about cobra dying was most bizarre thing I've ever heard. it was so off from left field making it about him I thought I missed something or was having a stroke.

 

[Winter]

Don't dox. yes they sent him booze but he did not need to drink it. Also its more likely now that he had a heart attack. All he would of had to do was refuse delivery. You need to show ID when accepting alcohol. He also begged people and when someone sent him 50 bucks he said well that is enough to wet my whistle for some tall boys and ordered it on stream...right away.

He has been like this for years. Clint should of stepped in. Josh should of never been living alone, he clearly was not capable to do so.

Want to know the undoing drug? its not booze, not cigs.......It was the duster that killed so many braincells over time, that his rational thoughts were pretty much gone and just in a zombie state

 

[Jobama]

When I first got into Cobra for a while I was pretty much only watching his cooking videos with my friends. The video My friends and I would keep watching was this one, but specifically the part were he takes his first bite and it sounds like he's busting a nut.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The most based thing Cobra has ever done, right here.

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Cobes mogging Warlord was super based. I don't know how many people here know his full backstory outside of him being a weird gay homeless meth addict but he something like 4 children by 4 different women and doesn't support any of them. He's a proper piece of shit as well as being a sicko.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

I wonder what’s going to happen to Shon…

 

[Dokkaebi Is Calling]

I wonder what’s going to happen to Shon…

Hopefully he will reunite with puffers and move to Colorado and try to pick up the pieces